Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Today's Blind Items

This B list actor and sometime director, now married was once in a highly publicized relationship. While on location in another country the actor found himself in the VIP room of a member’s only gentleman’s club. Rumors swirled about what happened that night and ended up costing his relationship, but the popular guess was second or third base, at best. What really happened was captured on tape by a security camera of the actor, two ladies, and a lot of um let’s say marital aids of all varieties.

When one of the ladies let it ‘slip’ after the encounter that it was all recorded on security camera the actor demanded the tape from the club owner. After several phone calls and exchanges of all sorts the actor left with tape in hand.

But what the actor didn’t know was that the club had made several copies before the actor even knew it existed and he was just one of several actors caught in the same scam at the exclusive anything goes club. The whereabouts of the other tapes are unknown but I’m sure wherever they are, they came at a high price.

33 comments:

Melanie said...

Sounds like Ben Affleck when he was with J.Lo.

Lauren said...

Ben Affleck & J Lo or Ethan Hawke & Uma Thurman

BlahFrickinBlah said...

All things lead to Ben. ;)

Ed said...

Ben Affleck!!!! This was an easy one yay!!!

Local Tourist said...

Ben Affleck!

DNfromMN said...

thanks for the Ben Affleck blind, enty. A good Christmas gift!

Emobacca said...

An actual Affleck blind that isn't a kindness!

Easily him. The rumor was that he ate out the stripper.

jindi said...

this is NOT ben affleck.

the strip club where he doodled a dancer was brandi's in vancouver.

it isn't a members-only club, as ent notes above.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

That was like, our Christmas present! Thanks ENT

Harriet Hellfire said...

And a Merry Christmas to you too, Enty! *LOL*

Jindi, the strip club in Vancouver could not be in a blind item, because that incident was highly publicized. I think our friend Ben has doodled dancers all over the world. And this BI HAS TO BE HIM *LOL*

Liza said...

Definitely Affleck. And I am right in thinking that "marital aids" refers to sex toys being involved? I wonder who used them on whom.....

pomme said...

ben affleck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Angela said...

B list actors that are sometimes directors but are not Ben Affleck???

Billy Bob Thornton. But he was married to Angelina Jolie
Edward Burns. Dated Heather Graham. Married Christy Turlington later. Anyway, Graham doesn't seem to be very bright and Burns was apparently the one who won the most with the break-up.

Caroline said...

What is so hilarious is Affleck is the first person I thought of! I am in good comoany.

bionic bunny! said...

agreed! even i guessed affleck! oooh, adrian's going to be sorry she missed this one!

surfer said...

Just a thought, but under Enty's guidelines, wouldn't Ben be A-list as an Oscar winner (for Good Will Hunting)? Or is saying B-list just to throw us off somewhat?

That being said, this just screams Ben, and the incident in Vancouver was so well-publiziced (as Harriet noted) and probably did contribute to the break up.

GladysKravitz said...

Happy Trail alert! I've been dying to say that for days...and now, thank you Enty, I can. Look to the right, as Mooshki pointed out. Ben does James Dean. And apparently a couple of strippers and sex toys too.

Amanda said...

I can't be the only person who thought of the "Who's your favorite New Kid?" scene from "Mallrats."

Jasmine said...

totally ben! and yeah i think 'marital aids' is code for dildos and such. Look at the pic to the right, he has the total take-it-up-the-ass look written all over his face!
awesome.
p.s. when does enty do the reveals again? is it new years? i arrived on the enty island around july in time for those reveals and dont know when the winter ones commence.
p.s. happy holidays guys!

Jasmine said...

pps. are we ever going to have fff again? thats my xmas/hanukkah wish.

kanonymous said...

It might be funny to guess Ben Affleck, but since we know it isn't really him, since he's ALIST NOT BLIST can we start making some real guesses here? I like Edward Burns, although I'm not sure how high profile his relationship to Heather Graham was.

Suzanne said...

Ben has an Oscar - is he B-list?

A said...

just adding to the Affleck chorus, LOL!

A said...

oh, damn, that's right. benny has an oscar. then it has to be ethan hawke --but i thought he was caught with another woman.

uggggh. oh!

ben has an oscar but it's not for acting. he could still be b-list (especially since he famously said that he basically provided the computer in which what's-his-name wrote the screenplay).

jax said...

i'm thinking ben.
nice.

AnonMom said...

This one really IS Ben Affleck. Ha ha! there was that night in a strip club in Vancouver and that's what led to the bust with J.Lo. I remember seeing photos of him visiting a movie set of hers right after this happened and she was mad and doing yoga poses or something on the ground.

Merry xmas, ent!

lutefisk said...

bunny--just caught it---I found a wifi spot.
AFFLECK!!!
Happy Holidays everyone!

Pink Skull said...

Ben Affleck

Beth said...

It couldn't be Hawke. Enty says he was in a high-profile relationship and is NOW married. Hawke and Thurman were married.

Sean said...

Yeah, this wasn't blind. More like only slightly fuzzy. And, more importantly, unless it was Ben with the mentioned toys up his ass(which I am sure has occurred on occasion), who cares? Men go to strip clubs. We pay women to perform lesbian sex acts. We aren't proud of it sometimes. We just..do it.

Jamie's Girl said...

This was the strip club fiasco in Canada? Right?

heather said...

there are a lot of very exclusive booby bars in london....and we can FORGET about affleck. HE'S A+ ALL THE WAY (even though he's a total choch). how about johnathan schaetch? perhaps this is why he and applegate got divorced? is he remarried??

Mooshki said...

Affleck was an A-list actor, but he's definitely down to B now. Enty likes to reduce people's rankings when their careers hit the toilet. :)