Full Frontal Friday

Ahh yes. It is that time of the week again. Full Frontal Friday. Obviously you are getting Jim Carrey, but you are also getting stars of old and new, as well as some musicians. Did I hear someone ask for Iggy Pop? As always, the images are NSFW unless you work in the NY Governor's office. I think he is blind so pretty much everything is SFW photo wise. Pictures of Denise Richards might still cause him severe pain though. If you are under 18 you really don't want to look because there aren't that many tiny ones this week and so you may be affected for the rest of your life. Click here if you can handle it.

Four For Friday

So FFF will be forthcoming in a few hours. Thanks again to everyone who sent in submissions. I think you will all enjoy the eclectic bunch of celebrities lined up for this week.

#1 - This has to be the oddest gay couple in the entire world. They are both married men in very long term relationships. One made his name outside the film/tv world, but has made his fortune from television. Solid B lister but an easy name to remember. The other has been in the business for over 30 years, and is B list from both film and television although his face is much more well known than his name. Really funny.

#2 - This married with child/children B list film actress now, but always best known for one specific television role was seen holding hands and leaving a party with a guy most definitely not her devoted husband. Yes, he might be a beard, but do you really want to go off with this D list film actor once married to an A lister without using some discretion.

#3 - This once very popular lead singer of a rap/rock group, and now just kind of fading away made an ass of himself as usual at a party when he got incredibly drunk and decided he was going to see how many breasts he could fondle and get away with it. Right after he made his first clumsy attempt, security showed him the door.

#4 - This B list television actress more known for her looks than any real acting ability has been married for quite sometime. She always pretends to be the perfect southern wife, but in reality has a coke problem that she shared with her celebrity husband and almost got him fired from his current job when he had to take an unscheduled drug test. He put it off for a couple weeks claiming a family emergency until he could provide a clean urine sample.

Blind Item Reveals - Kindness

March 5, 2008

#2 This former B list singer and entertainer is aging now, but still has that dynamic, outrageous personality that made him such a star then and now. He lives off his past, but with that smile and famous name he has no problems getting gigs. Over the weekend, our singer, who is confined to a wheelchair now, came into a restaurant with a group of people, and had just ordered when he was recognized. For the next hour he signed autographs, posed for photos and handed out photos of himself while his food just lay there untouched. Someone asked him if they should let him eat and he said that his fans were much more important and that he could always heat up the food in the microwave.

Little Richard

Blind Item Reveals - Kindness - With The Movie

March 6, 2008

#2 This good looking B list film actor who is making an awful mistake if the recent stories of his love life are true is the subject of this mini kindness. A teacher was walking through the lobby of a building when he spotted our actor waiting for the elevator. The teacher is a high school teacher and he recognized the actor immediately. He approached him and said, "Hi, I'm a big fan of yours and I show your movie (fill in the blank) to my high school Government classes." The actor shook his hand and thanked him and then asked why he would show his students that movie. And this is where the teacher could tell our actor was a decent human being. The elevator opened up, actor looked at it, looked back at the teacher and said, "There will be another one. Tell me about your class." The teacher explained what the movie brought to his students and they spent another ten minutes talking with our actor saying he might have enjoyed his Government classes when he was in school, if only he'd had such a teacher.

Aaron Eckhart
Thank You For Smoking

Random Photos Part One

One of the best people in the whole world. Alexis Bledel.
Bryan Adams - Amsterdam

Christian Bale and Maggie Gyllenhaal both look great. Don't know about the movie though.

For all of the fans of Lipstick Jungle here is David Basche
Despite having an awful brother, Jason Davis is actually a pretty nice guy and I hope he gets his life back on track.
Isiah Thomas managed not to sexually harass anyone while bowling. He is such an ass.
From American Idol to doing Oscar Mayer promotions is Elliott Yamin.
It has been awhile since I saw Emme and she looks really good.
Daniel Craig on the set of the new James Bond film.
"I'm f**king Ben Affleck."
Is there anyone in the world who doesn't like Neil Patrick Harris? Damn I am being nice today huh?
Leighton Meeser on the set of Gossip Girl. This is a great photo.
What the hell was Rick Hilton doing on the way to this event? Damn he is a mess.
When I saw this photo of Jenny McCarthy, I swear I thought she was remaking The Weakest Link.
Your Vegas - New York City
I'm just taking a wild ass guess here, but I think Terry Cruise likes to work out in his spare time.
Sandi Thom - London
Will she be Mrs. George Clooney?
Hard to believe someone would actually marry Mike Tyson.

Fake Tans And Leggings Are The Secret To Success

So I just read like the millionth article about Lindsay Lohan not having any money and at this point I have no doubts she is running out of money, simply because there is no income coming into the bank. What none of the articles ever say is how much is left. Obviously you are "running" out of money if you are spending more than you take in.

There are two actual quotes in the recent article though which explains a great deal about Ms. Lohan. The first is that she spent $70,000 in the past six months on fake tans. $70,000 is more than most people in the world make in a year and she spent it on something that makes her look like a circus clown. The only difference is that people generally pay to get into the circus.

Since no one wants to actually give her a job acting, how does Lindsay plan on making money? Leggings. Yep. She wants to conquer the world leggings market. "It will be a while before it comes out, but I'm going to do it. Some of them will have prints and some will have patterns. I just love leggings."

I want to see Lindsay film an infomercial selling her leggings. "Ladies, are you tired of wearing pants? Do you want to show the world how big your ass truly is? Then my leggings are for you."

"If you order now, I will throw in a bottle of specially formulated self tanner."

Nancy Drew Wants To Be A Hooker

I love that headline. When I was reading Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys books I don't think I knew about hookers, so I think it will come as a shock to those kids who went and saw the Nancy Drew movie to see Nancy Drew playing Eliot Spitzer's hooker.

You knew it would only take a matter of days until someone was out shopping a script about the scandal, and sure enough there are already being names thrown out. When a name is thrown out at the beginning in a quick turnaround project like this it tends to stick, because that name is associated with all the rumors about the production and so people become kind of disappointed if the name is changed.

Right now the name being thrown out is Emma Roberts. Yes, she is 17, is Nancy Drew and her aunt already did the hooker thing. Apparently though, Emma wants her chance and so she is said to be the number one choice for one of the productions being shopped. This is going to be a race for television and it will be similar to the Amy Fisher story when all three networks were racing to get a film made and on the air.

On a side not, what I think this is going to do, is to restart the cycle of made for tv movies. I think with everyone having HD next year and the economy in the toilet, people will be cutting back on their cable channels and watching more network television and will want to see something besides the movies they watched in the theater and on DVD, and so this first film will get everyone watching.

Emma is a pretty good actress, but I don't think she should do some made for tv schlock where they dress her up and exploit the hell out of her. Stick with what you have been doing. Don't become another Tori Spelling. You are way to good of an actress to be doing simulated sex scenes with some middle aged, barely working actor on NBC.

Evangeline Lilly And The Hobbit Are Back Together

Although they are trying to keep it on the down low. That is really stupid huh? The down low. I guess I could have used under wraps. That is kind of a cool term. Whatever it is, The Hobbit and Evangeline Lilly don't want you to know they are back together again. When Lilly made a stop at The Hobbit's photography show, she stood right next to him, whispered out of the side of her mouth, without making eye contact, and then left.

Their current plan is that they will try to never be photographed together so that way their relationship will have a chance to flower and blossom. I like flower and blossom. It sounds like a 70 year old writer from People who used to write for Life back in the 50's or something. If I had thrown in the word nurture it would have been the trifecta. Of course they can do the photograph thing, but if you are blabbing about it to everyone then what the hell is the point? You might as well just get photographed together as well. Then people will care about you when Lost ends and one of them won't have to go back to doing 1-900 sex line commercials.

I really didn't see them as a couple when they were together, but you know what, if it makes them happy, then so be it. I really don't care, but it has been a long time since I got to write about anyone on Lost. I wish they would keep the people that get arrested for drunk driving because that show is running out of scandal.

Playboy Says No To The Hooker

Apparently if the hooker known as Ashley Dupre wants to get naked for cash it won't be in Playboy. From what I have been told, Ashley who has reps now, were the ones to ask Playboy if they would be interested, and Playboy said no thanks. Apparently the new diva asked for a crap load of money AND wants to be on the cover. She sure did get some representatives quickly. I guess she must have spent the week she was hiding out waiting for all of this to explode, making a bunch of phone calls, because she has people trying to make her deals right and left.

The number I heard she asked for was $1M, plus the cover. That is a bunch of money for a $1000 an hour hooker who is fug.

Apparently Playboy has some standards and took a pass. I think it was also because the guys doing photoshop would have spent so many hours working overtime to make her less whory that it wouldn't be worth it. I also think Hef has some standards and he didn't want to cross that line.

Now that Playboy has turned her down, both Penthouse and Hustler are out there making offers. Although they can't do $1M, Penthouse is considering offering her a cover. Might as well. Have you seen the quality of the person they have been putting on their covers lately?

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which celebrity is dating a gorgeous female celeb AND a handsome bloke at the same time? He's desperate to keep up the pretence of being straight...

Barbara Walters Asked A Question

Barbara Walters must have eaten her Wheaties yesterday morning because she finally asked a question, and it even had some snark. Of course it could be simply because she had woken from a nap during the show and didn't hear what everyone else had already asked.

Whatever the case, yesterday on The View, Barbara Walters asked Kim Kardashian why she was famous. The proper response would have been "because I made a sex tape with the brother of someone who used to be famous, and because I will act like a bigger slut than the rest of my celebutard competition." Of course she couldn't come right and say she was a ho, because her step dad Bruce Jenner was sitting right there with his glued on face.

Take a look at the clip yourself. Maybe Barbara is finally starting to grow a pair. I know, I know. Probably not. She just probably realized they really didn't have anything they could offer her, or doesn't like Kim's mother, and so she decided to ask real questions.

Straight Up Mommy

I really hope this isn't true. I mean I know the interview is real, but I am hoping that Paul Abdul was just in some kind of alcoholic daze and that she doesn't really intend to have any children, adopted or otherwise.

In an interview with Now Magazine, Paula said that she wanted kids. "I do (want children). I'll probably adopt because I think it'll be in the next three to five years. I wouldn't necessarily adopt from abroad like some celebs. I just want a healthy baby."

Now, Paula is 44 years old and fading quickly. I don't mean career wise, because frankly, a this point she is barely hanging onto that anyway. Can you imagine what Paula would be like if she didn't actually have to appear on a national television show several times weekly? If all she had to do was wake up and survive?

Yeah, imagine a kid being born into that. How many times will she "trip" over her kid at night? On the bright side at least the kid will not have a curfew, have easy access to the liquor cabinet and will become more self sufficient than most adults by the time the kid is about 5.

Hell, but 6 the kid will probably be taking care of mommy. Sometimes it is ok if you are a celebrity to just admit the truth and be honest. Paula cannot imagine that she would be a good mom. Just say that and be done with it. Don't try and convince yourself or the world of something we know isn't true.

Ted C Blind Item

Love Life is a smart flick that became a megahit with everyone from teens to adults, with some critical trophy amour thrown in for good measure. Shark Wankberg, a supersuccessful catch (some say), was the main man behind funding the somewhat quirky film. However, the only reason the damn movie got greenlighted in the first place wasn’t because of the offbeat script that floated all over T-town, but because Sharky wanted to sleep with terribly classy Sheila Slurp-Never, who was famously attached to the project.

See, Sheila’s been a rising star since she first stepped onto the silver screen. Shee-babe’s respected and talented—not to mention quite doable—and S.W. set his sights on bedding the hon some time ago, trust. But as Ms. Slurp-Never puts up such a good act of being the pissy, high-minded brainy type, the horny dude never thought he had a chance getting the broad between the sheets. But that certainly didn’t mean Shark didn’t try his utter best.

Mr. Wankberg saw to it to lay out the cash to get Love’s production rolling along, using his producer power as an excuse to get closer to SSN. And sometime during the filming of the movie that would actually turn out to make millions, Sharky finagled an opportunity to wine and dine Sheila on his yacht, and they did, indeed, do the deed. Turned out to be a piece o’ (very expensive) nooky cake for Shark, much to his slutty surprise.

Regardless, the S’s stealthy sexploits were kept hush-hush—could it be because SSN is a few decades Shark’s junior? Or maybe it’s because Sheila found out about Sharkie’s funding favor for the film and felt obligated to him? Doubt it. She be a horncat, that babe.

On a power-salacious side-note, Ms. Slurp-Never’s costar was also sneaking beneath the sheets with one of the flick’s other producer-types, though less scandalously so since their ages (and intentions) were more on the same page. Boring!

Naked Photos Of Miley Cyrus

***Update - Yesterday Adrian was 3,000 points out of 5th place. Now as I write this she is just 800 points behind. The contest ends at 11:30pm PDT tonight so keep voting, and viewing and reviewing and whatever else you can think of. When she goes into the hospital in the morning I want her to be in 5th place. Using different browsers does work, so do that if you are able. If you are at work still, go to the cubicle next to yours and cast a vote. If you work at a library, college, or internet cafe, go to each of the computers there and click.


**Update**OK, it is that time again. Go ahead and scroll down and then click over. Yesterday it looks like about 4-5,000 of you clicked over to her photo, but only about 1,500 of you actually voted. Today, need more people clicking over, and all of you voting. I want Adrian to win as much as the rest of you, but it looks like we may have to settle for top 5 since the contest ends today. Now, the person sitting at number 5 is probably feeling all confident and secure, and I would like to change that feeling. They increased their score by about 100 points yesterday and Adrian increased hers by almost 1,000. If you are sitting at your desk and have nothing to do, then do more activities on the site because they increase the totals. Also, when you go home tonight, vote again. Different IP address means no waiting 24 hours. I didn't check to see if you use a different browser if you can get extra votes also.

The contest ends tonight and Adrian is having surgery tomorrow. Give her something to smile about.



Actually there are no naked photos of Miley Cyrus, and if there were, it would be child porn. I just threw up the headline to get all those 15 year olds down in the chatroom to pay attention and figured that was the best way to accomplish that feat.

I debated about doing this because it kind of sets a bad precedent, but I decided that I should try and help out adrian who has been a reader of the blog for a while.

adrian has basically made it the priority of her life to try and win a contest on Brickfish that is a take off of who do you know which is a game radio stations play to try and get famous people to call into their tiny shows. Brickfish had people submit photos of themselves with celebrities and then go out and get other people to vote for the photo. What Brickfish has done is draw millions of extra eyes to their site and millions in extra ad revenue while paying out a dinky prize to the winner of the contest.

That being said, adrian through sheer will and effort is in 8th place out of what seems like about 7,000 or so entries.

adrian didn't ask me to do this and no one else did either. I am just doing it because she stays on message everyday and contributes to the blog, so I thought everyone could help by clicking on the link and voting for her photo.

When you go over to the site, you click on vote for this entry. Then a little drop down menu comes and you click vote as guest. Takes about ten seconds, and I am sure adrian would appreciate it.

Today's Blind Items

Don't forget tomorrow will be a reveal of some kindness items from the past few weeks. Another big FFF is planned for tomorrow as well. If you stumble across any items for FFF, send them my way. Without your help which has been amazing, it takes forever to find photos that I know you will love and cringe at.

#1 - I think, but am not sure that I wrote about this ass before. He is a wife beater. Then and now. Television A lister back in the day, now not so much. He has a name and a pedigree, but doesn't get much work. Well he and his current wife were out last week. Doesn't let her out of the house usually and she doesn't usually want to go. Last week though he made an exception. Probably should have stayed in. Although she did a valiant job with hair and makeup, it could not hide the fact that she had suffered a beating in the not too distant past.

#2 B list actress. Haunting kind of face. Still considered young, but she has been doing this for awhile. Maybe two great roles. Both in film. She has done television in the past, but tries to avoid it now. Anyway, she and this celebutard who is expecting a kid and in a relationship were seen groping each other and making out at an after party a few days ago.

Random Photos Part One

I know, I know. It's shocking. Brittany Murphy at the top of the heap? What the hell is going on? First she is without her sweaty sidekick that she calls a husband, and secondly she did something really nice for a friend of mine this week which she didn't have to do, so she gets the top of the list. ONCE.
Where have you been hiding Amaury Nolasco? This guy is always so damn happy, and always dressed great. Seriously, I don't understand why people can't take a little time when they are going to a premiere. It isn't that damn difficult.
Alanis Morissette - San Jose
So instead of obscure Australians, today we go with people from France. Andy Gillet and Stephanie Crayencou are not a couple as far as I know but damn they would make a good one.
Matchbox 20 - San Jose
This photo is from last week, but I don't know why I didn't spot it before. Leelee Sobieski looks amazing. I vote her for best legs in Hollywood.
It has been a long time since Kevin Spacey was this close to a woman. Doesn't really know what to do with Kate Bosworth so close.
I think that if you go to a Fashion Week event, you should show that you have some sense of fashion. Juliette Lewis apparently disagrees with that line of thinking.
Isla Fisher goes for the movie kiss. Hugh Dancy goes for the tongue. Not that I really blame him.
Raven Symone hasn't improved much over last week's photo and the bar was set really low. Thanks to Lisa for the photo.
I wish Parker Posey would read me a bedtime story.
"That is some really good shit."
If you are getting paid a bunch of money to promote a line of products, you would think that you could at least feign interest.
Mena Suvari gets some love for showing up at the fashion show of Jenny Han who is an amazing person. I think she is a hell of a designer too, but then again I think that the deep fried Twinkie was one hell of an idea.
Vanessa Lemon Jello shows she knows how to handle a pair of balls.
The Enemy - Manchester
Well Shanna Moakler finally found a show she fits right into. Pieces Of Ass.
I love Sophie Marceau.
How about a father/son LaBeouf sandwich? Naahh. Me either. Hell it might not even be his dad.

Rush & Molloy Blind Item

Which clean-cut pop star is a jerk behind closed doors? When a top model accidentally sat on his jacket at a recording studio, the warbler sprinted over and demanded she move immediately.

How To Get Married On The Cheap - Katharine McPhee

Last night I kept my vow, and did not watch American Idol. It was tough though. I kind of wanted to watch Katharine McPhee and knew she was going to be on. However, I did not want to increase their already high ratings and give her hope that the ratings were somehow attributed to her being on the show. Why give her false hope about her career? Any false hope might delay the inevitable of Nick Cokas going over to work at In-N-Out. I already wrote one post on her wedding, but now she must consider herself a wedding expert because she is giving out tips to In Style Weddings which put her on the cover for some reason. I guess so people like me would talk about her. Me talking about it doesn't sell more magazines though so they really need to work on that strategy.

I'm guessing that her wedding must have blown through a great deal of money and maybe she is thinking that wasn't such a good idea. Either that or she is trying to preach to the wedding chapel crowd, because she is actually downright practical about wedding expenses.

As a veteran of many, many marriages and weddings, let me tell you there was no expense spared in my first two when the bride's parents were paying for it all, and as cheap as I could make it on the next several when yours truly was shelling out the dough. Some of my favorite tips include outdoor weddings with no chairs for guests. The two best initials in the English language - CZ, and having a reception at a friend's house with BYOB. Now, Katharine doesn't go that far, but she does offer these tips.

"Remember that it's your wedding … At the end of the day, it's really about the expression of commitment in love and marriage. So don't get too carried away. A wedding is about the commitment of love that you're making to your partner. It's that simple."

Now what she is saying here is that it is all about the wedding so if you have to go down to City Hall and have a judge marry you during your lunch hour, and celebrate your union with some ginger ale out of the vending machine, that's cool because it is all about living on love.

"Sometimes you look at bridal magazines and you're like, 'What is that concoction? Why is her hair piled on top of her head?' You should look like yourself!"

What she is saying here is that it is okay to wear jeans and a t-shirt when you get married, and that shaving for men is optional. Good tips. I hope she follows them on her second wedding.

Carson Daly Can't Find A Date

Kneepads Magazine has really doubled up on the pads for an interview they are running with Carson Daly. Instead of asking the question all of us want to know which is, "Are you going to die soon?", they instead ask Carson how he managed to lose the pounds he has shed. They ask him like he is some kind of health fitness guru. He attributes all his lost weight to not eating pizza at 2am and surfing. Well, I would capsize a surfboard, but I am willing to knock off eating pizza at 2am if it will make me look like a skeleton.

I love this quote from Carson when Kneepads asked him about his love life.

"I'm not dating. I'm single. I haven't had very much luck with the Hollywood starlets so, I've tried to stay away from [them]."

Well first of all your problem is that you are calling them starlets. Did you take a time machine back to a 1950's studio publicity department? What the hell is a starlet? It sounds like a cross between a 15 year old hooker and a veal cutlet. Maybe the reason the starlets aren't interested in you is because you look like death warmed over. Have you ever considered dating someone who is not a starlet? Maybe a real person? You know, someone who works for a living. Someone who also doesn't know what the hell a starlet is. Maybe women aren't your thing. If you are having problems meeting women, maybe you should consider trying someone on the same team. I mean if you slept with Tara Reid and put up with the misery known as Jennifer Love Hewitt and her mom you should be willing to give almost anything a shot.

I don't know what you would call starlets if they are men though. Maybe a manlet?

Eddie Murphy Is A Jackass

According to the National Enquirer, Eddie Murphy has refused to see the daughter he had with Mel B because she trapped him into having the baby. Now what the hell kind of reason is that not to see your kid. So, yes you are pissed at the mom. Hell half the parents in this world are pissed at each other but that doesn't have anything to do with your child.

So what if Mel B said she was on birth control and it turns out she wasn't. You think birth control is 100% effective? It isn't Eddie, and you should have known that. So, if she had been on birth control and it had been an accident, then and only then would he have seen his daughter? That is just a bunch of crap.

The article goes on to say that Eddie will be willing to see his daughter when she gets old enough to be with him without Mel B interfering. Since that won't be until she is probably a teenager, I doubt that their relationship would be deemed to be rock solid. Just imagine how that first meeting is going to go. "You know, your mom trapped me into having you, and so I thought I would just go ahead and ignore you for the first 14 years of your life. But, hey now I am here, and they are having a Dr. Doolittle marathon on the Ignorant Channel. Want to watch. Afterwards we can watch home movies of me and Uncle Johnny."

I Hope They Did It For The Charity

I think it was last week when I posted about Scarlett Johansson auctioning off a "date" with herself for the charity Oxfam. Now Oxfam is a great charity, but the "date" was only guaranteed to be a handwritten note from the actress. If you were lucky you might get a handshake for your date. Well some person named "bossnour" ponied up $40,000 for that note and handshake.

I'm glad the money is going to charity, but if he just wants her signature he probably could have got it off Ebay for about $100. In contrast, Colin Firth auctioned off himself for the night and the winning bidder only had to pay $8600, and Colin has promised to hang out with that person. Spending the evening with Colin Firth sounds a hell of a lot more fun than sitting around waiting for some PR hack to come find you and bring you the note Scarlett managed to scribble out in the limo on the way to the premiere. Hell, it might even be something the PR person just wrote themselves and had Scarlett sign.

I hope bossnour doesn't have any delusions of grandeur about what his "date" is going to entail and that he is going to get the chance to wine and dine Scarlett or even hang out in the VIP area at the after party.

On the other hand, I'm sure if he really has some fantasy about getting it on with Scarlett, I'm sure that Ashley Dupre would be willing to throw a wig on and pretend to be whoever the hell you want her to be for $40,000.

Ashley Dupre Can't Pay Her Rent

Don't know who Ashley Dupre is? That's okay. She goes by 20 other names, but she is best known as Kristen, the 22 year old prostitute who brought down one of the nation's most powerful governors. I like that last part. Actually sounds like a reporter. I guess reading about her in the NY Times rubbed off by osmosis for five words.

In the article, Ashley says she doesn't know how she is going to pay her rent since her boyfriend walked out on her. I gather her boyfriend lied to her about his familial situation and somehow he is the one who ended up walking out. Hmmm.

Let me take a big ole guess here about how Ashley is going to pay her rent. Anyone want to guess with me? Hmmmm. How about an adult magazine such as Playboy? If the NY Times found her, then I am sure Hugh Hefner can find her. I don't think she will end up in a different magazine that is more hard core because I am sure she is just not that kind of girl.

Then in about a month or two we will see her out and about in LA. Oh, it says in the NY Times article that she is going to move back home to NJ, but I think that when she pops up on the radar in LA, she will say something about how her acting and music career are taking off and how she needs to be close to all the contacts out here.

After we see her leaving hotel rooms with Scott Storch and JR Rotem she will do a reality show, that no one watches and will soon hopefully fade from our memory. Oh, she will be in the news for the rest of her life because of this scandal. There will never be another political scandal article written that doesn't include her name, and every article that is about Eliot Spitzer will mention her in the first sentence.

But for now, what Eliot Spitzer paid $80,000 to see, we will see for $5 or whatever it costs for a Playboy. If you want to listen to one of the worst songs ever recorded, you can click here and go to her MySpace page and listen to her song. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which actress was so jealous of her beautiful costar she said that her premiere dress looked like it was for a funeral? Being a bitch isn't doing her any favours in the jobs stakes...

Today's Blind Items

#1 Our corrupting influence of a socialite managed to weave her web and ensnare another gorgeous, apparently straight victim. Her latest conquest is a celebutante/model/hostess with the very famous celebrity boyfriend.

#2 This Hills and/or Laguna Beach star is pregnant. Now if we could just figure out the daddy.

Random Photos Part One

Minus the criminal, Anne Hathaway looks really good so she gets the top spot.
America Ferrera is also looking absolutely gorgeous.
What do you think my chances are with Emmanuelle Chriqui? The problem is I would never learn how to spell her name correctly for cards and stuff.
Dean Winters is not a bad looking guy. Big head, but a good looking guy. Not So I Married An Axe Murderer big, but still big.
Wow.
Cameron Diaz might want to check out the lighting beforehand next time because she looks about 50 here.
Adrian's photo is better. Did you vote yet? Ends tomorrow so keep clicking.
Man boobs kind of take away from the look.
In case you were wondering what happened to Keisha Castle Hughes.
It appears that Bridget Moynahan has a ghostly hand that follows Tom Brady everywhere and smacks him in the head.
My laugh out loud photo of the day goes to Eugenio Derbez. He just looks so happy to be there.
Today's skeleton winner is Carson Daly. Look at his legs.
Russell Simmons was the runner up.
Just a guy who happened to be at an Australian event.
Do you get the feeling that if you hang out with Rob Carlton the chances are good you will get drunk and maybe even get in a bar fight. You have to love that.
Padma Lakshmi does just not look as stunning without photoshop.
Another fun guy to hang out with is Nick Stahl.
Will Smith on the set of his new film.
Vampire Weekend - New Orleans
I love the Umbilical Brothers.
Tori shows off her famous Mother May I Sleep With Danger face. Classic.
Hey it is Skeet Ulrich. Long time no see.

Now Back To Gossip And Hypocrites

The diversion to COS land was interesting but now it is time for one of my favorite hypocrites and one who hasn't been one in almost a week. Yes, it is Michael Lohan. What has father of Lindsay and impregnator of Dina done this week?

Well, in most of the blathering interviews he has given over the past few weeks, he has taken the time to rail. No, not do rails, unless you know something I don't. Why have you heard something? He has taken the time to rail against Dina and how she is whoring out their family for reality television.

Meanwhile on the other side of town, Michael and his fellow Christian Stephen Baldwin are pitching their own reality show as a Christian View type program. The difference will be that it will be men, white men, no lesbians, and white men.

No word on whether the strippers Michael was "interviewing" last week would make an appearance. Now, granted as this story stands Michael is not completely a hypocrite, because the pitch doesn't include whoring out his kids. BUT, do you even for one second believe that first of all he isn't using Lindsay's name to get meetings, and that second, that he isn't promising that she will show up on the program often?

Plus, from past experience we know he is a hypocrite so we will just call this implied hypocrisy. I know the article is about Michael, but in my haste last week I must have missed these photos of Ali who appears to be about five years older than Lindsay rather than 7 years younger.

Why I Am A little Freaked Out

For the most part on this blog, nothing really freaks me out. I have been a little edge a few times about some posts I have written and double checking with people to make sure something is true, but there really have only been a few times that I have been freaked out. The first was a few days after the Vanessa Hudgens photos came out. When you get an e-mail from the FBI asking you who your attorney is so they can contact them, and also citing US child porn statutes in their e-mail, you get a little freaked. When you actually verify that it is not some guy from Nigeria, but rather a FBI agent, then you get a little more freaked. When you decide that you have decent legal standing and choose to ignore the advice of the FBI you arrange for someone to bail you out of jail just in case.

Those were a scary couple of days. But honestly something happened that freaked me out even more and I am not talking about the note I got from our stranded actress on the highway.

I don't want to say the exact date, and you will see the reasons for it in a minute. So, lets say within a day or two of posting either my last Scientology entry or maybe the one before that, (Again, it will become clear why I am being vague so bear with me) I got a call on one of my cell phones. It is not unusual for me to get calls from unknown or numbers I don't recognize, but not usually on this particular phone. I don't give out the number on the phone that was ringing to very many people, and if I do, I know them and so put their name in contacts.

So, the phone rings, and I don't recognize the number, or even the area code. Now, area codes change all the time but it is not a familiar one. I go on the internet, and look up the area code and prefix. It was 727-461-xxxx.

Yeah, you go look it up and see what it is. I tried to look up the entire number online and it didn't match any number that I found. There were lots of 727-461-xxxx numbers though and they all led to the Church of Scientology.

They didn't leave a message, and they haven't called back. It was probably a wrong number or just a really weird coincidence. They would have to know who I am, and then find the number which isn't easy because it is under a company name not associated with me. Then again, if that phone rings again today with that number again, I am throwing it away. I will still post about them, but that phone will be history.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which feisty pop star has dumped the father of her baby for a lesbian? She's keeping the romance under wraps - for now...

You Want To Get A Restraining Order Against Who?

In California, restraining orders, at least temporary ones are really easy to get. They also make them easy to fill out so anyone who can even barely read can get one taken out against someone. Because Florida is a fairly large state, I imagine that they have similar procedures and forms. There is one huge difference though. Apparently you don't have to fill out a name on their forms. The Church of Scientology went to court in Clearwater, Florida late yesterday afternoon to file a petition for a temporary restraining order.

Who is it to be served against? "Anonymous" Yep. The Scientologists are going to try and restrain Anonymous. Now we all now that Anonymous is a group of people who disrupt Scientology functions. The problem is how do you get a restraining order against people who you don't know the identities of, and secondly, prove they have done something against you in the past.

If I as a person threaten you or beat you or something, you can get a restraining order taken out against me. If I have done nothing to you, you probably could get a temporary restraining order because they are easy to get, but you would not be able to get it to stick.

I am assuming that the Church has identified members of Anonymous from all the filming that security officers did during the protest last month. Either that or they are trying to get a blanket restraining order. To get that though it basically would have to cover every possible individual in the world. You know kind of like fill in the blanks. You show up, and some dude writes your name in the blank. That is not legal by the way, but things don't always work in Clearwater Florida the same way they do in the rest of the country.

COS Attorney - We want to get a restraining order your Honor.
Judge - Against who
COS Attorney - Anonymous
Judge - Well you can tell me their name, and I will keep it anonymous
COS Attorney - That is their name
Judge - Who's name?
COS Attorney - Anonymous
Judge - Third base


The St. Petersburg Times who first reported this story could not get a copy of the Petition, but if someone sees it out on the internet today, send me a copy. By the way, when you read the article, the newspaper says they could not reach a member of Anonymous for comment. That cracked me up. If you want to read the same article as linked above but on an anti COS site, you can click here.

All this commotion is because of L. Ron Hubbard's birthday tomorrow. Of course L. Ron, or as Suri likes to call him, daddy has been dead a long time, but the folks at the COS like to have a L Ron week just like the rest of the world has an Elvis week.

Thanks Jenny

Music For Sperm

I know I know. You love music, and you love all the music festivals in Europe each summer. The problem is they cost money. Well, at least they did. Apparently everyone in Ireland stopped donating their sperm to fertility clinics. Donations are down 40% the past four years. Maybe they don't have good porn to look at in the clinics or something, because I know guys are still out there doing what we do best. Guess we just don't want to do it in a cup for money anymore. That doesn't sound right does it? Guys will always do it money or not, so it must be the lack of good porn.

To combat this problem, Ireland's fertility clinics have banded together and created the website spermfortickets.com Yep, it looks legit. I just kind of looked at the home page right now. I am at work you know, so before I sign up to get a container, I would like to be in the privacy of my basement.

You don't even need to go to Ireland to donate.

"To aid this problem (lack of donations) we have set up an alternative method for donations by using specially developed donation containers combined with a fast courier network to offer a mail system.

"The patented container is a new discovery that was made by our research and development team, which allows samples to stay fresh for up to 3 days. We offer a worldwide courier service using DHL and UPS that guarantee delivery times."

So what that means is that I am going to have lots and lots of festival tickets.

Alicia Silverstone Isn't A Sharer

Back in the day when fading stars needed a place to go, they went en masse to Love Boat and Fantasy Island to regain some of their popularity and to earn a few quick bucks. If you wanted to be on the show you knew that you were going to have share screen time with other fading stars and if you didn't want to, then you would not be asked back.

Apparently Alicia Silverstone thinks she is some kind of megastar. She was due to make a guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother, but when hearing that Britney Spears was making a cameo on the same episode, she pulled out.

Alicia thought it would be "chaotic." I think it is because she wants to be the center of attention because it happens so rarely now. Every couple of years some network will throw the dice and take a chance on her for a series which eventually dies an early death in the ratings. The only other time we ever see her is when someone trots out fat pictures of her, and then the inevitable, I lost 20 pounds article.

What Alicia should have realized is that the episode she could have guest starred on is going to be highly rated. Not Super Bowl or American Idol ratings, but higher than any of her disaster television shows have ever got. People would have said, "hey there is the chick from Clueless. They should put her in something again." Instead, Sarah Chalke from Scrubs jumped at the chance when Alicia said no.

I like Sarah Chalke better anyway.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which middle-age Lothario famous for playing a small-screen love interest has been using his renewed fame to land very young women? One recent hookup was all of 16 years old.

Today's Blind Items

So, I think there have been two recent kindnesses that need to be revealed so I will do that on Friday.

#1 - You ever had one of those moments when you are talking about something maybe a little confidential, and then all of a sudden you realize that everyone is listening? Well, the other day at a party, there was this party. I say party, but it is more of an event rather than a drunk off your ass, take a number to f**k Lindsay kind of party. So, this actor/actress couple are having a little disagreement. Probably over whether or not he is A list. I say definitely used to be, but now more of a B+. She on the other hand. C+ for body of work and B for name recognition. Their disagreement got a little louder and a little louder, until finally he said, "My God, you are such a f**king bitch," as about 30 people looked on and she stalked off.

#2 - So, I know this singer is really popular with gay men, but I didn't know she had the ability to turn a guy gay. Apparently her foreign born C list actor ex? maybe no ex? who really knows ex boyfriend has, as he was seen playing tonsil hockey with another guy at an event in LA.

Random Photos Part One

Not the greatest photo of Javier Bardem. Not as bad as the shrinkage one, but really, nothing is as bad as that. When you are talking about people all over the world laughing at the size of your manhood, then it is time to show that same world that you are doing both of the Cruz sisters. Is he? I don't know. Would I watch? Of course. But, so would you.
Here is a better one. Not much though huh? It still looks like someone had some pot brownies in the green room.
Ian Brown - Melbourne, Australia
One of my favorite artists. David Hockney. He along with Peter O' Toole and some others were at this award show called the Oldies. It is a collection of "oh wow," or "that's what happened to them," and it is kind of cool.
I posed this photo not because anyone probably knows who Alice Dellal is, but because of the oddity of this shoot. So Selfridges in London had an opening. This was the only person who came. WireImage has 20 pictures of her standing in front of this backdrop and no one else. I can't believe they could not get an assistant manager or something just so it looked like someone other than Alice came. Of course if people knew she was coming, then maybe there was a reason no one came.
Speaking of Peter O' Toole
See how Madonna is crushing that award? How do you think Guy Ritchie feels? Yikes.
Just because it has been a long time if ever that I have had Laura Dern and Ben Harper in this section.
John Mellencamp - New York
Iggy Pop - New York

Lainey Blind Item

Leftover Blow

It’s either diva bitches or cokeheads these days, don’t ask me why…

Many assumed she’d chilled out on the hardcore life, taking a more low key approach, curbing several vices, focusing on career and love.

Apparently not so.

In fact, she raging even harder these days. Makes it more fun when there’s a partner. And while recreational use is generally accepted in Hollywood, powdering your nose on the job, all day long, day after day… suffice to say, when you can surprise the industry, you might be going overboard on the consumption.

Currently working on a new project, she often has to head for the ladies almost every 10 minutes. Glassy eyed and wired all day long, it’s now her only way to get through the long hours. Sniffling and bumbling at the start, bouncing off the walls in no time, so far it hasn’t been a problem because she’s stayed on top of her game.

But the other day, when rushed for a scene by the crew, she decided to hoover a thick line on a mirror on the table in the makeup trailer while the stylists had stepped out, laying out so much that what was left over on both sides could have been divided themselves to yield another two lines and so on and so on. Like the cocaine version of cellular division.

All hell then broke loose when the leftover blow was discovered as there are children who visit the set rather frequently and so the star was given a stern, uncomfortable talking to, after which she did sweetly apologise to everyone around and treat the crew to snacks and goodies on her but is now being watched closely in the hopes she can control herself enough to see the shoot through on time.

Not Uma Thurman.

Random Photos Part One -- From Yesterday

Most of the time I forget that Blogger is free. Then when something happens like yesterday and I can't upload photos, I realize I have no one to bitch at. An additional problem is I can't remember what the hell I was going to say yesterday about all of them. It is pretty damn difficult to be this bad at humor without Blogger complicating it. So, if I can remember what I was going to say I will say it, otherwise you will get what Kneepads Magazine would have said about the photo. Got it?

Now, before I continue. On Sunday, Mischa Barton went to the In-N-Out I normally patronize. I find this an abomination and cannot be allowed to continue. I am guessing that someone somewhere took a photo of her there. Please put your skills to get use and find me a photo of her there. There is something I need to do with that photo. Now, on with the photos.


Kneepads Magazine- Despite his recent separation from his gorgeous wife, Brendan Fraser finds time to model bracelets and watches for a charity that relocates homeless Eskimos to countries bordering the Equator.
I love Annie Lennox. Love her. And if you don't, you suck. But, she was promoting a book and a CD entitled sing and yet she didn't sing. WTF is up with that?
Honestly. Have you ever seen a bigger shiny spot than the one on Angie Harmon's head. I know it is hard to see her head with that spot. Damn it is big.
Kneepads Magazine - Leaving her beloved husband Michael Douglas home for the evening, Catherine Zeta Jones shows off her flawless beauty in an ensemble that was timeless and elegant all at the same time.
Yes. That is a cop, and yes that is a real gun.
Collective Soul - Atlanta
When I am Governor of California, my second act after making prostitution legal, will be to ban the male offspring of any celebrity under the age of 10 from having hair lower than their collar. That is all.
Beyonce takes her turn at Rizzo.
Kneepads Magazine - Lindsay Lohan and her (you can insert close friend, trainer, whatever) Samantha Ronson spend some time doing what girls love doing most. Shopping.
When her mouth is closed, there are times that I can see that Julia Roberts is indeed beautiful.
Jonas Armstrong. I got nothing. I am sure some of you will want to take him home with you though.
Does Guy Pierce look a little like Jimmy Fallon doing Guy Pierce?
Kneepads Magazine - Emma Watson who attended the event without her loving parents, spoke at length about what a positive influence they are on her life and how they even help choose who she should date. She loves that about them.
So 34 years old dating a 19 year old? That must be true love huh?
If a brand new $100,000 Porsche means you have a two inch dick, what size does Simon Cowell have with a $1M car?
My Big Fat Greek Wedding is now Fairly Hot Chick From Southern California. Amazing what money can do huh?
Naomi Judd is obviously looking for work. Please won't you help?

Jenna Fischer Won't Do Nudity But She'll Piss On Your Face

You know that I love Jenna Fischer. I do so for a number of reasons. One of the main reasons though is that she doesn't take any crap from anyone, and is funny as hell. Plus of course she is willing to be in Playboy. No, not naked. I wish. No, she does the Playboy interview this month and talks smack and names names.

In her own words.

"I had been living in Los Angeles for about a year and was a member of a theatre company. One night, after a play, I went to a party and ran into the playwright.

"He said, 'What's your story?' I said, 'I'm from St. Louis. I just got here, I want to be an actress.' He said, 'I'm writing a film, and I think you'd be great for it. But I have a question for you - would you ever do a raunchy sex scene in a movie? Like really raunchy, with nudity?' "I kind of laughed and said, 'Well, I wouldn't do anything I wouldn't be proud to show my parents.' And he said, 'Well, you're not a real actress, then.' I was stunned.

"He said, 'A real actress would say yes. A real actress would p**s herself onstage if that's what it took. Sylvester Stallone did porn (1970's pre-fame The Party At Kitty And Stud's, later retitled The Italian Stallion). Shelley Winters p**sed herself onstage.

"'Every play, every movie I write has nudity in it. You know why? Because that's how I know if I'm working with real actors. You're not a real actress.

You should just go home. You don't have what it takes.' "I went home and cried and cried and cried. What an a**hole, I should have told him, 'How about I p**s on your face? Does that make me a real actress? Let's try that. I'll do that right here. I'll do that today.' Bring me Shem Bitterman".

Now, most actors and actresses would have stopped before they named names. They would not want to burn any bridges. Not Jenna. If you mess with her she will mess with you back.

P.S. For those of you who keep writing to her MySpace page asking her out because she is single now. (kind of) She thinks you are nuts. She has shown that she will in fact piss on your face, so be careful.

Anal Sex Without A Condom

According to Radar Magazine Heidi Fleiss thinks New York Governor was considered a troublemaker because "I'm sure he wanted anal sex without condoms." She went on to say that the Governor got caught because what the Governor wanted was a little out there, and most women would not want to do it. I will tell you why he got caught. He got caught because everytime he went somewhere and got a hooker he had to withdraw money from the ATM. Do you know how many separate transactions it takes to get up to $4300? I don't know either, but that is a bunch of $2.00 service fees.

I can just see the Governor standing at an ATM. His security guards standing next to him as he enters his PIN, whether he wants to check his balance, and if he wants a receipt. Then a pile of $20 bills comes flying out of the machine. Because of withdrawal limits he probably had to use like four or five different cards each time. Then of course with that many $20 bills, they are not all going to fit into your wallet, but I am sure he tried to jam some in, and then stuffed the rest in his coat pockets.

I think that $4300 is a bit much for two hours of sex. Now, I know there are people we would pay that much to have sex with. I am sure that if it was Johnny Depp man whoring himself out instead of Vinny Gallo that many of you would be lining up and would probably pay $4300 for two hours. I am guessing he might charge more though.

Now you of course would want all your friends to know that you banged Johnny Depp. However, the Governor didn't, and Heidi said he is an idiot for getting caught. I just think he is an idiot.

Dennis Quaid - Vanity Fair Italy

Italy Vanity Fair must know something we don't. I can't remember the last time that Dennis Quaid had a photo spread in any magazine, let alone Vanity Fair. If you enjoy Mr. Quaid and can forgive the fact he was married to Meg Ryan and has the craziest sister-in-law in the history of the world, the guys over at boy culture have more photos of Dennis. There are some bare ass shots over on their site, so if you are offended by pale, hairless asses, don't click.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which actress keeps getting caught trying to sneak into men's toilets? Her male pals often take her bag with them so she can follow...


That is vague huh?

Wrong Priorities Brooke

Since I know Brooke Hogan trolls the internet looking for bloggers who comment about her little quips on her MySpace page, I hope she gets a look at this. In her recent post, Brooke "I look like my dad, and not in a good way" Hogan had this to say about her best friend and dad sleeping together.

"I think she should of thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend's famous father. "I think we're all seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together."

How exactly does karma work with all the crap that the Hogan family has put the Graziano family through? I don't see Brooke railing against everything her family has said about that situation. Making the crash seem like John's fault hardly seems like a sure fire winner to make karma happy. Maybe karma is using Christiane to get pack at the Hogan family. Or also it could be that Hulk Hogan just couldn't keep his dick in his pants. I can't decide.

Snorting Vodka Has New Definition

I always thought if you were snorting vodka and getting hammered drunk every night, it meant that you were not sober. Apparently though, Amy Winehouse's dad has a different interpretation. See, he thinks Amy is clean and that "staying out til 5am is what people her age do, she hasn't relapsed. If she's with Kelly Osbourne there's no relapse. Kelly's a drug counselor, so Amy's completely safe with her."

That is a man who is in some serious denial. I can just hear her saying those exacts words to her dad, and him just saying, "uh huh." I'm sure it is possible that he doesn't read the newspapers anymore, but has he noticed that Kelly Osbourne doesn't seem to be in most of these late night photos. It probably is because Kelly is off counseling other drug abusers. Where in the hell that one came from, I have no idea. Probably straight from Amy. Kind of like when a kid says a parent will be home so a party is safe. Yes, a parent will be home, but not specifically at the party. More like a parent will be home somewhere in the city.

I thought this guy was smarter than this.

Lucky To Sell 10 Copies

When someone like Julie Andrews is out there hawking a brand new biography of her life, which I guess in simpler terms would be an autobiography, you expect some really good stuff in it. The woman after all has been an actress forever, knows or knew everyone and was around when there were lots of Hollywood secrets that needed to be revealed.

So, what do we gossip lovers get from her book? Bupkus, nada, zilch. The best she could come up with is that her mom once told her that she was a bastard. Oh, I believe she used the term secret love child. Whoo hoo. Let me shell out my $30 to read all one paragraph of that.

"After I had sung, the owner of the house approached me. He was tall and fleshily handsome, and I recognised him as a man who had come round to visit the Meuse [her family home] once or twice in earlier years. That evening the man came and sat on the couch next to me. I remember feeling an electricity between us that I couldn't explain." On the way home, her mom said it was Julie's dad.

That is the part they are leaking? What a bunch of crap. Tell me how everyone on the set of Mary Poppins was doing coke, or that Dick van Dyke liked to run around without any clothes on and called himself Ishmael. Give me something. How about on The Sound Of Music, the older kids would take turns doing each other. It isn't that hard. There must have been something exciting that she wants to share.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which 8-year-old son of a daytime TV personality told gossip reporters on the red carpet that he had recently come down from bed to find his famous mom drinking margaritas on the terrace? "She told me she was going to do the dishes, but she lied to me!" the tyke complained earnestly.

Today's Blind Items

Blogger is not allowing me to upload photos, so we will start with the blind item, and then hopefully later will be Random Photos.

This one would make your jaw drop. It was the premiere of a film. Not her film, she just made an appearance. She does that. Makes flashy appearances. B list actress although most of us haven't seen much she has done. When it was time to take photographs our mostly television actress was found in the restroom with her new boyfriend that is a big secret. Not having sex mind you. No her new musician friend was helping her find a vein so she could enjoy her new month long habit of injecting heroin.

The World Of WD - With Photos And Video

Such a sunshiny feeling having a pocket full of money

Sorry so late! Was waiting on the set photographer to get me some cool pictures for you.

Okay so new week, new music video, new artist. We’ll call this artist SM for Smiley Music. She seems to always have upbeat happy-making music and this new song is no exception.

Same director as the PS shoot. He’s a wonderful, gentle, brilliantly creative man. For real. I’m really excited to get this gig. Making money is always a good thing, unless it’s through prostitution. That would not be my ideal. The thing with music videos is they don’t let you know they are shooting until 5 days before. Then they tend to move the date up at the last second. So they call me and asked me to
do it.

Right off the bat they say “jump from window in office building something something 15-30 feet (big difference esp in a fall) something something parachute jumper.” Hmmmm stunts isn’t so much a “something something” type a gig. You pretty need much need to know “exactly exactly” How high is the actual fall? What is the jumper wearing? Who does it need to be? A double of the artist or an character in the video? Parachute huh? Like a real one or one that we can cheat? Sky scraper downtown LA huh? Interesting. The good news this team was all pro. They arranged a location scout. I couldn’t go so I sent stunt man extraordinaire John Dixon.

So before John calls me, this is what I know. 1. It’s supposed to be the artist jumping so I’ll be doubling her. (I’m actually a great match for her for this) 2. It’s a 15 foot jump. 3. We are shooting on Thurs. 3a. Which means I have Weds to practice (it’s been a couple of months since I’ve done a jump) So far so good. John calls from the location. NOW 1. I’m still doubling SM 2. It’s a 25 foot fall
3. We are shooting weds. 3a. No practice for a jump that I’ve never done that high. Awesome.

Here’s what’s keeping me from running. 1. I already got myself into it. I’m not a big fan of flaking. 2. John knows what I can do and he thought I could do it. 3. The guy bringing the air bag I was falling into, Scot, won an Academy Award for his air bag design....wow I just noticed...I’m being very list-y today. 1.2.3.

We are shooting on the stop of skyscraper in downtown LA on the PERFECT day. You can barely see the Hollywood sign but it’s there.

I get to set at 6 AM. Everyone is so cool and friendly. We set up the airbag. John and Scot give me a little coaching and I go up to give it a try. I try a “suicide” first, called that because that’s what it looks like. You step off facing out and fall straight down and at the last minute flip your feet out and land on your back. Those I feel pretty comfortable with. But I wanted it to look more like I was doing a parachute jump since that’s the premise of the video. So I tried something new for me. I stood on the ledge and leapt out with my arms out and my chest parallel with the ground. Kinda like Superman, if he sank like a rock when he jumped off a building. That was it. That was what they wanted, and man, was it fun!

When we got to shooting it they put a parachute pack on, 10 pounds, a pencil skirt on me and wanted me to wear heels. Which I couldn’t with the air bag. That was a totally different experience. I was more top heavy than I expected and landed face first in the bag and managed to kick myself in the head from behind. Interesting. Didn’t know I could bend that way. Knocked the wind out of myself. Not pleasant. But I did it 2 more times after that. And got the hang of it. Neck is a little sore as I write this but that was one HECK of an air bag!

Here’s a clip but it stops before I land.

Then on to SM in a harness. They had to give me hair extensions since my hair was shorter than hers. So when I walked up to her dressed like with my hair styled like her her face lit up and she said “You’re me!“ In her wonderful accent. She was such a cool person. Totally up for anything. The harness was not a comfortable one. But we had to use it because it had to fit under her outfit. She was a trooper. No snark her about her. Here she is in the harness.
Then I was wrapped for the day and went straight to acting class until 11PM.

Thursday.

Later call time. Thank God. Today we are supposed to harness a few dancers to land with the parachute and I’m to double SM in the harness to get a little extra footage of that. But first we had an unexpected job. So there is this really cool moment when SM lands on the roof with other dancers. All still in their packs with the parachutes out. Have I mentioned that we are on a heli-landing pad on top of a sky
scraper in downtown LA?
And it’s windy. And they are wearing packs with open parachutes...see where I’m going with this? So John and I were tethered to the dancers “just in case”. There one point after the dancers dropped their packs and the wind picked up. John and I were dragged a couple of feet across the roof. Thankfully we were far from the edge and the crew jumped on the chutes to squash them.

Next on to the harness work. So much fun. The dancers picked it up right away. And I got to do some fun things.
Here is some of the graffiti art that is featured in the video.
All in all great day. SM was cool. She is clearly someone who is living her dream, not someone else’s. Her face lights up when she sings and I found myself smiling when I was watching her.

The Governor And The Prostitute

The NY Times is reporting that the Governor of NY, Eliot Spitzer, is involved in a prostitution ring. Now, I am not going to sit here and say, hey, I've never done something stupid or that it might be possible that wife number 6 may have earned her living as an escort before she married me. I won't get into the fact that Spitzer is married and has 3 kids. Hell, that doesn't stop 90% of guys. I wouldn't even say that he shouldn't be having an affair because he represents the people. Hell, the people he is representing are having affairs also.

What really pisses me off about this is that Gov. Spitzer is a big fat hypocrite when it comes to hookers. He was always jumping up and down when he would break up a ring of hookers and be front and center when announcing the results. He ran for office on the platform that he was a law an order guy. He had been the Attorney General for the state, and now I am wondering if he wasn't seeing an escort even like on the day when he busted a ring of them.

If he had run for office saying he loved hookers and drugs, then I am okay with him having hookers and drugs in the Governor's Mansion. He didn't though, he played the high and mighty and that is what sucked. It is just like gay Congressman and Senators who hide in the closet and at the same time act like homosexuals are demons. I have to admit that I kind of like Eliot Spitzer. I liked the fact that he was going after big companies and doing something about them. Now though I just wonder if he was taking money from them also or looking the other way while someone screwed somebody.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which squeaky-clean singer is having an affair with a busty blonde behind his fiancee's back? The British star pretends to be going to the barbers but he's actually meeting up with his bit on the side.

Vinny Gallo Can Quit Man Whoring

Deuce Bigalow can have the man whore field back to himself now as Vinny Gallo has actually found work as an actor, and in a Francis Ford Coppola film at that. To make sure Vinny was right for the part, Francis watched Brown Bunny repeatedly, and decided that he just had to have Vinny. For the movie of course. Vinny probably got back into acting after realizing that the man whore business is just not what one thinks it is going to be.

The film is Tetro which is going to start shooting next month. Tetro to me is just screaming bad luck. First they had that robbery or burglary a few months ago, and now someone thought casting Vinny opposite Javier Bardem was a good idea.

I just get this Twilight Zone kind of feel about this movie. Gallo will play the title character, a brother in a family torn apart by rivalries and betrayal. Newcomer Alden Ehrenreich plays the younger brother who searches for him in the Argentinean capital. Bardem plays a local literary critic, and Maribel Verdu plays Tetro's longtime love interest.

This is going to be one big effing disaster. Hope the paycheck is worth it for everyone.

Paris Hilton Is Potty Trained - A Satire

Paris Hilton announced today through her spokesperson Elliot Mintz, that she is gunning to be the next spokesperson for Metamucil. "You know, I love their product. I have a stressful life, and often I can get constipated. If I haven't had enough alcohol the night before, there is nothing like a spoonful of Metamucil mixed with water. A little tip is that I use Smart Water with my Metamucil for just that little bit of extra flavor."

"I know Metamucil has never really had a spokesperson before, but I just think it is time. Everyone in LA loves their product, and there is no better way to lose a quick 7-8 pounds than mixing an entire bottle of Metamucil or "M" as we like to call it with a Red Bull and just letting nature take its course."

"I am so excited about the possibility of becoming their spokesperson. That's hot."

Paris is so excited about the possibility of talking about her bathroom habits for money that she went out and got a ring initialed with her favorite activity and hopes that cinches it for the Metamucil people.

There Is A Reason You Don't Marry Your Best Gay

The reason is it just doesn't work. According to the National Enquirer who is having a very good week reporting wise, Star Jones has kicked her husband of 3 years, Al Reynolds to the curb. I guess she got tired of pretending. Actually I take that back. I think she did love Al, and probably still does, but he wasn't living up to his part of the bargain. Instead of shacking up with mama, he was off shacking up with daddy down in Miami.

I love this quote from a source. My bet is that the source is actually Star herself.

“I think Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting. She resented it. Deep down, Star is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her emotionally, physically and financially. She now believes Al failed her.”

Well first of all when they got married Star outweighed Urkel by about 200 pounds so of course she was going to do the heavy lifting and carry in the groceries, and change the oil in the car. As for being an old fashioned woman, most of them didn't have gastric bypass, they went ahead and stayed fat, or did this little thing called eating better and exercise. Not that I am throwing stones., because this glass house would shatter. As for supporting her. Ummm. I'm sure he was willing to listen to her problems, at least for a few months. But he probably gave up when she mentioned how she hated Kathy Griffin for the 300th time, and how if only Al would help her get rid of Barbara. Perhaps just a little hip check down the stairs so Star could be The Star.

Oh well, maybe Lance Bass is looking to marry an out of work lawyer who still has a ton of unopened wedding gifts.

$200,000 A Year One Drunk At A Time

I was reading Marie Claire's story about how George Clooney and his girlfriend Sarah Larson are engaged. While, I don't think they are engaged yet, I do think that my Valentine's Day prediction will come true. I only saw them getting engaged. At this rate, she will already be married and four months pregnant by next February.

While reading the article though it started talking about how they met, and how she gave up her waitress job to be with him, and I'm thinking, "so what?" Then, I read this next line.

"Since Sarah met George she has ditched her £100,000-a-year job..."

Give me a wig and a skirt because I'm off to be a cocktail waitress in Vegas. Is Marie Claire guessing here? Is this like a President trying to guess the cost of a gallon of gas? I want to know who told them she earned $200,000 a year wearing a short skirt and calling out "cocktails" for 8 hours.

She might have earned $200,000 a year, but she didn't do it just carrying around a tray. If waitresses could make $200,000 a year in Vegas, there would be people lined up at the casinos for hours each day trying to get a job. Waitresses would have to have bodyguards because everyone would be trying to kill them. Waitresses who worked downtown would dream of someday carrying a drink tray on the strip while confessing this to the waitress who has lost her looks and is on her way back down the waiting ladder. I don't know who plays the up n comer, but I see Teri Hatcher as the wasted, worn out waitress on her way back down the ladder.

Next stop, Denny's with maybe a stop at Whiskey Pete's.

That Didn't Take Long

If I had known I was going to write about Jennifer Aniston today, there is no way on this earth I would have written about her on Friday. She is not a twice a week person or a consecutive day person or anything close. So, enjoy the spotlight Jennifer, because I'm not going to talk about you for two weeks, unless of course photos of you naked with Courteney and Alexis come out. Not David and Courteney because that is to be expected. I want the shocker ones.

As I pointed out when this whole Marley and Me thing was announced back in August it was only a matter of time before the "dating" started. You knew it was going to happen. It had to. The thing is, it might actually work. When I talked about it a few months ago, it was more of a prediction that the "true love" stories would start, and they have.

From the Daily Star--- A source said: "They have a real spark together when they’re not learning their lines or shooting scenes together.

"Jennifer has been a real support to Owen and there is a real twinkle in their eyes. They’ve been friends for ages anyway, but it’s almost as though their relationship has developed.

"They have been enjoying candlelit dinners together when not working on set."

Does anyone actually see them sitting over a table somewhere with candlelight, while toasting each other and gazing like puppies at each other? Hell no. The only candlelight these two would stare at together would be if they were both trying to light their his and her bongs. See, that is why this might work. It has been awhile since Jen had a guy who was also 420 friendly and so she and Owen could spend a little time together, say dude a lot, and Owen could contemplate whether he was going to go in after Vince has already been there.

Well, whatever happens you can be sure that the next two months will be filled with their "new love."

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which skinny-again chart topper has been making multiple bathroom visits with his male friend during late nights at hot spots like Hyde? Apparently it's not just the girls who like diet coke.