Four For Friday

In case you didn't notice, there is a little addition to Random Photos today. It concerns a little section you would normally see on Fridays within its very own post. You're smart. I'm sure you will figure it out.

#1 - This former B list television actress on a very long running show and now C list is married with child(ren) and allegedly very happy. She may not be so happy when she discovers that her husband has got their housekeeper's daughter pregnant.

#2 - This foreign born actress is the classic B lister. Lots of films, attractive and even a hit network television show. She works often and seemingly has the perfect life. So, what's wrong? Besides being one of the bigger b**ches around, she can't find a guy to stick with her longer than a month or two because she has the herp. Probably not the biggest deal in the world but it seems she has constant outbreaks, and that really isn't very attractive at all.

#3 - So why would you leave a hit show and a great part? Well if you ask this actress/model with a unique role on that hit show, she will give you a completely different reason than the producers. She will say to explore new opportunities. The producers will say that someone in a supporting role shouldn't be the diva who thinks the show revolves around her and when she can fit work into her schedule.

#4 - This co-star of an upcoming movie that every woman wants to see (generally) needs to be really careful about her new boyfriend. She thinks he's the greatest and is totally falling in love with him. The problem is that he already has a boyfriend.

Your Turn

This week in Your Turn, I am going to plug the music of Fay, who I have plugged before. This time though, she has a brand new video entitled Give It To Me Straight that had its world premiere earlier this week. Of course I should probably be bitter since I wasn't invited to the premiere, but when have you ever known me to bitter about anything. I am attaching the "comedic cut" of the video and I promise that if you stick around until the end of the video, you will probably pee your pants a little. Especially if you loved the show Las Vegas. Some photos from the premiere, and the video.

Fay and Flawless

Jill-Michele Melean, Vanessa Marcil and Suzanne Whang

www.thisisfay.com

Random Photos Part One

This top spot is more for Cameron Diaz than Ashton Kutcher. Ashton has gone way up lately in the good guy category as from what I understand he did another hour session with fans the other day. Sadly, I don't think his wife would ever do that. Cameron looked great and in almost every photo looked to be having a great time.
Kind of reminds me when Sean Young went all over Hollywood dressed as Catwoman. Wow that is an ugly outfit.

One of the funniest guys ever. Billy Connolly.
So, let me get this straight in my head. This is the premiere of the new Ashton Kutcher film who is sleeping with Demi Moore who used? to sleep with Bruce Willis who used to sleep with Brooke Burns. Now, if Brooke Burns would sleep with Brittany Murphy we could just make this one big happy circle.
The lets have sex on the red carpet photo of the week. This one is Ali Hillis who seems to be going for it with her "guest."
If it is a movie about Vegas or the mob, you have to have Dennis Farina. It just wouldn't be the same.

Diablo Cody gets one last look on Random Photos before she probably fades away.
Daniel Craig old photo huh? Well from now on, Daniel is going to be code for FFF.
Remember Faran from yesterday and his suit fabric. This is the exact same fabric. It's like Cynthia Nixon mugged him on the street, cut the suit from his body and stayed up all night making this. The bow is from his tie.
Cristian de la Fuente doesn't want to disappoint all those DWTS fans so he is going to go ahead and try and play through the pain just for you. Oh, and the sympathy votes.
Joss Stone actually looks great. This has got to be a first.

Jay Mohr was doing a charity gig last night and I think it is great he did. But, the reason he is on here is I want to talk about Action. I know the series is old, but I finally just got around to watching the entire set of episodes and I thought it was great until the character died. Well, yeah suck it if you hadn't got to that point yet. In the episode he died, I really said wtf? I stopped watching right then and didn't watch the last two episodes. If you think I should, then let me know. And in case you do want to watch it, Netflix has it on watch instantly. I don't know if it had already been canceled at that point and they just went ahead and did it, or if they wrote themselves into a corner, but it really sucked they did it.
Suck it in Ross. Suck it in.
I know Amelia Earhart was rather mannish. Fine. I can accept that, but does Hilary Swank really need to portray another character that will further diminish her femininity in the eyes of the public. When they make the movie about the pregnant man, you just know Hilary is going to want to play the role.
It must be Friday and I must be in a good mood because Eva Longoria actually looks not ugly. Not hot, but not ugly.
Leelee Sobieski wearing lots of clothes. First it was Mariah and now Leelee. I think the world is going to end. Can't remember the last time Leelee was not dressed like a dominatrix.

LeAnn Rimes - Austin
Laura Linney doing theatre is a great thing. If you get the chance you have to see her.
Happy Birthday Lily Allen. She actually looks kissable. Someone must have spiked my liquor with more liquor or something. Can't believe I just said Lily looks kissable.
Kal Penn. I'm not going to kiss him, but if he agrees to do another Harold and Kumar film I will.

When is the last time any site gave Rob Corddry any love? Well here you go Rob.

When is the last time any of you gave love to Parminder Nagra? I don't know either but I am definitely volunteering.
This is like favorites day. Olivia Wilde is amazing.
Neil Diamond - New York
Mudcrutch - Los Angeles
Is this the same outfit he wore the other day? Can someone find Vince Vaughn some pastels or something?

See Vince. Here are your pastels and springy summer colors. Sigourney Weaver will help you out.
Punky!!! In a duvet cover.
Seal - Los Angeles

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which actress will hit the roof when she finds out her arch-rival has been cast opposite her in a primetime TV show? The babe in question has been feuding with the actress for years...

When You Were 19 Would You Have Had Sex With A 13 Year Old?

For those of you who read this and are not football fans (no, not soccer) the NFL draft was held last weekend. In the 7th round of the draft, a player was taken by the Buffalo Bills. His name is Demetrius Bell.

The thing that makes Demetrius worth talking about is the fact that his father is Karl Malone. Karl Malone was one of the most successful NBA players of all time. When Karl Malone attended Louisiana Tech, and was a 19 year old college sophomore he began having sex with Demetrius' mother. When she got pregnant with Demetrius she was 13 years old.

Yes, it was statutory rape, but at the time in Louisiana the parents could decide whether or not to press charges and chose not to do so. I have no idea why they didn't, but the fact is that a star college basketball player was having sex with and got a 13 year old girl pregnant. Was she even a teenager when they started having sex?

When I read the article that pm sent me and that was first reported by the Buffalo News I was almost as disgusted as when I read about the dad abusing his kid for 24 years. People ask what is wrong with the Miley Cyrus photos. I don't think it is the actual photos themselves as much as it is what the people who control her life are trying to convey. Do they want 25 year old guys to think she is sexy and hot? Do they want guys thinking of her in a sexual way? Although none of them will probably get with Miley Cyrus, what about the other 15 year old girls who now think it is perfectly acceptable to dress like Miley and to flash their bra to the world. Who is going to protect those girls from the guy who can't get with Miley but sure has a chance with this other teenage girl. That to me is the issue, and why we need to do a better job of protecting our youth.

As for Karl Malone, Bell was never told Karl Malone was his father until after he graduated from high school. When he first met Malone, Karl said, that it was too late for Karl to be his father and that Demetrius would have to earn his money on his own. Nice first thing to say dad. Just think the reason that your kid wants to know his dad is so he can mooch money off of you.

“All of that’s behind me right now,” Bell said, referring to the absence of his biological father. “I feel good I made it this far. Nothing against him, but I feel good at this time. If he would’ve been there, yeah, it would’ve been good. But if not, it’s even better. Everything is a plus right now.”

Good for you Demetrius. I hope you make the team and do something your dad never did. Win a championship.

Katie Holmes Says A Bad Word

In an interview with Vanity Fair, Katie Holmes talks about her family. I guess she is referring to Tom Cruise and Suri, although it isn't really clear from the quote. Apparently she has taken offense at some of the things written about her over the past few years.

"I do know what is being said in the press. This is my family, and I do care about them. The stories are not okay. It eats away at me. Some of the crap that's out there - it's really frustrating the amount of s**t that's out there!"

Well at least we know why she appears to have been losing weight. The stories are eating away at her, and slowly the pieces of paper and internet pages have been devouring her body. She should turn it into a diet book and she could make millions. Just 300 pages of negative words and every person who reads it would suddenly be sticks. No more diets that don't work or drinking shakes instead of meals. All you have to do is read negative words and the pounds just melt away.

Now, I'm no expert, but I don't think anything negative has been said about Suri. I mean there has been the whole debate about whether she is actually Tom's baby or the product of L. Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm or just the result of a relationship before Tom. But no one has actually ever said anything bad about Suri herself. Likewise about Katie. Oh, people might say she needs to run away quickly or that she is a Jennifer Aniston when it comes to the success of films, but nothing against her personally for actually being married to Tom or the fact that many people think she is doing it for money or something else.

Now as for her husband. I think he has kind of brought it upon himself. There isn't anything I or anyone else needs to write or say to make him look like an ass. He does an astounding job of that completely on his own.

One way Katie could clear up all the s**t that has been written would be for her to sit down with a real journalist who was allowed to ask as many questions about as many topics as they wanted. Put it all on tape so there are no misunderstandings and let her clear up any misconceptions she wants to correct. Until she does something like that, people are going to speculate and people are going to write about the information that is available.

So, stop whining, get off your carousel and do an interview. And no, Kneepads Magazine, Diane Sawyer and Larry King don't count. Either does Oprah.

I'm 15 And Miserable

Could Miley Cyrus look any more like a stereotypical 15 year old? Disney got her in the rolled up shorts and yellow shoes with the knock kneed awe shucks kind of look that had executives grinning from ear to ear. Miley has the look on her face that say I have to be here and am getting paid a great deal of money but if it were up to me I would be kicking Minnie's ass right here.

Hannah Montana is a brand and right now Disney is just trying to save that brand as best they can while they decide what is going to happen in the future. To me, the photo episodes of the past few months have shown that someone in Miley's camp knows this Disney thing isn't going to last forever, and so they have been gradually getting American families used to the fact that Miley is almost Jamie Lynn Spears' age and therefore will be getting pregnant soon. That would be just jaw dropping wouldn't it?

I love in the bottom photo how the photo is supposed to look random and candid, yet somehow every color of the rainbow is represented in the photo. When Disney wants to do politically correct and to suck up to parents they sure know how to do it well. Combine these photos with Miley being banned from the press line at an event last night and you have the perfect spin.

Look for some kind of Kneepad Magazine Double Issue featuring Miley at home, visiting kids at the hospital, playing free shows, attending church, playing touch football with the Jonas Brothers, talking about homework, supporting the military, a USO tour and anything else that can get the machine back on track.

I Hate Being A Sheep -- Baa

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey allegedly got married in the Bahamas. Whoo hoo. I'm thrilled. Honestly, I really don't care. Nick Cannon is the kind of guy who has been trading up one girlfriend after another and he finally got to Mariah. However, if Oprah calls, Mariah will be in the gutter faster than she can say humidifier.

They should both get along great because they only care about themselves and so since they will always be talking about themselves, they won't realize they are bored to death with each other. I can't imagine there will ever be a question uttered by either of them that will require a response from the other. Day and night it will just be one 24 hour monologue punctuated with the odd rhetorical question and a flogging of an assistant.

Separate bedrooms for sure, because Mariah basically sleeps in a shower which cannot be pleasant for anyone but her. I'm just shocked that either one of them could think about someone other than themselves to actually even agree to get married. I know they didn't have to plan anything. Mariah just bellowed and it all got done. Nick would have bellowed, but since he has about 1/1000 of the income Mariah does, no one is going to listen to his bellows.

Nick and Mariah have been dating for about a month. I guess he saw her whenever he didn't have to see Selita Eubanks. Oh, you didn't know he was still seeing Selita Eubanks while dating Mariah? You don't think he's going to stop seeing Selita now that he's married do you?

4 Weeks Instead Of 14

After years and years of dodging any efforts to get him behind bars, one judge had enough and sentenced Pete Doherty to 14 weeks in jail. They must have misunderstood the judge over at the jail because Pete is getting out after just 4 weeks.

Legislators in the UK such as Ann Widdecombe who said that Pete's sentence was long overdue have made it clear they intend to try and change the laws which allows someone to knock off two-thirds of their sentence.

"Nobody should come out that early.”

Well, nobody should come out that early, but it is what it is. You know the guy in Austria who abused his daughter for 24 years? The MOST he can be sentenced for is 15 years and with good behavior should be out in about 7-8 years. So, I don't think anyone expected Pete to stay in jail much longer. I mean the guy is probably desperate for a fix that doesn't involve him having sex with guys, and he has a bunch of summer concerts lined up that he has to get ready to play. I mean, who needs rehab or prison when you can go out there and make some money. Drugs cost money so have to earn it somewhere.

Ted C Blind Item

As I’m off to get hitched, thought it would be terribly appropriate to give you a little salacious het-on-het action. I mean, why not, more straights than fruits get married, right? Oh, but could that just be because it’s only legal for you guys? Never mind. This isn’t a political soap bitch; it’s a Blind Vice, and as intent as I was to bring on the hetero horniness, Vadge Fly-Trap interfered. Or at least her gal-hungry paws did.

Vadge, really, is just as ballsy as most of the guys she’s simply clobbered in the Biz. More so, I’d say. She’s sorta like that Spitzer dude in fact—so obviously gunnin’ for the girls, while (stupidly) thinking nobody’ll notice. Hardly!

While Ms. VFT rakes in the major dough for her TV and movie appearances, much of the world may indeed have fallen in love with her, but I’m tellin’ ya, those worshippers certainly don’t include some rich-ass Bev Hills babes.

“She was sitting next to me, and her hand kept brushing up against my leg!” revealed one 30ish, single, Chanel-suited gal (who doesn’t like gals, at least, not in that way), regarding a luncheon party she attended with Ms. Fly-Trap. “She was actually squeezing my thigh at one point,” continued the guy-lovin’ lady, “and I, very directly, just had to ask her to stop it.”

How very polite. What’s the matter with a good ol’ bitch-slap to the overly painted puss, huh? I mean, if a guy had done that to some broad who didn’t want it, it’s safe to assume his pucker would be sucker-punched, essentially.

Oh, completely forgot. People dare not cross Vadge Fly-Trap, that’s why. She is, in T-town, what Tom Cruise used to be: megapowered and poop-proof. But not for very much longer.

Today's Blind Items

#1 - That marriage didn't last long. You know the B+ list actress on the hit network drama who got married and said it would last forever. Heck, the fake marriage from the same show is going to last longer than this real one. How long do you have to stay married in order not to return wedding gifts?

#2 - Want to know what makes a great assistant? When your married B+ film actress but better known for a great television role drops her stash on the ground outside the airport, and the assistant doesn't even miss a beat, swoops down to the ground and drops inside her own purse. Must have been one hell of a party they had before they went through security. Unless they the assistant tried to get it through? That would be an assistant worthy of a hall of fame. Trouble is her boss is so mean, she probably wouldn't even share.

Random Photos Part One

I feel like I'm on an 80's red carpet. Steve Guttenberg and Ally Sheedy. Ally Sheedy looks better than she has in a really long time. She might just be glad that someone invited her to something and that there was someone there she knew. The other day when I posted that photo of Holland Taylor, I was wondering to myself what she and other actors her age think of people from The Hills and other reality programs making more in a year than she probably has her entire career, and being more famous. It must suck, and if I were her, I would be vindictive and vengeful and slash all their tires on the way out at night.
I think everyone knows I am a Smashing Pumpkins fan, but Billy Corgan going for the whole Pepe Le Pew look just doesn't really work. I guess it could be a mime. Maybe he was working for tips earlier. If it was a red sweater I would go for gondola worker in Venice.
This is why Random Photos exists. For combinations such as Christine Taylor, Ben Stiller and Robert Downey Jr.
Looks like Emmanuelle Chriqui listened to me and went back to what makes her spectacular. OK, we all know she didn't listen to me, but I need those small inner victories.
See, when Jack Black gets his wife pregnant, she stops nagging him about his weight for 9 months. The problem is she will lose her after birth, and Jack will probably just get larger and Hawaiian shirts will be the only thing that fits.

I'm not too proud to say it. Jessica Alba looks really good here. Here. Not everywhere or everytime. In fact most of the time she doesn't look that great. But this time, under these circumstances, and in this specific photo she looks good.
Another 80's flashback. No, not Heidi's ass. Was she even popular in the 80's? She would have been 12. Perfect for Roger Clemens but not for most adults. I'm talking about Jordache jeans. I still don't know how anyone even managed to take a full breath in the 80's with the jeans being so tight. We needed the grunge of the 90's just to let our body parts shift back to normal.
Gwyneth Paltrow looks like she is wearing a dyed blue Elvis jumpsuit.
Faran Tahir's suit is making me really dizzy. Look at it long enough and you can see the picture.
Madonna - New York City

After this photo Justin Timberlake and Madonna went out and got drunk. Nothing like getting drunk with a 50 year old mother of 3 who has left her husband and the three kids back at home.
Looks like the hair club for men just found their new spokesperson. Does Jude Law need the work? That is his sister I believe. Maybe he could borrow some of her hair and just glue it on his head in the patchy spots.
Do you think Jennifer Grey still can't sleep at night thinking about that nose job? I would have turned to porn and drink. Oh, wait. I did that and I haven't even had a nose job. Would like one though. I think that a nose job would make people overlook the fact I am 200 pounds overweight and bald.
Jewel - Boston

I just figured that since Sean Combs was at the premiere and he is a celebrity I should throw him up here. I really can't think of anything to say about him other than the fact that maybe the wardrobe department from Saturday Night Fever called and they want their clothes back. Lame, but really I had nothing else to work with there.

Ummm. Black Power?
Pigeon Detectives - London
Yes, it is just for a television show, but does anyone think it is wise to give Naomi Campbell a bat?
Besides Nazanin Boniadi being a great actress and absolutely stunning she also is into more causes than a group of vegans at Berkeley. I'm actually surprised she has time for anything else.
Like I wouldn't include a guy with the name Wass. If you have a crazy name it is one of the best ways to get in Random Photos. That and be someone hot of either sex or making a funny expression or wearing something awful or someone who is easy to pick on, or someone I have a crush on or someone who bought me a drink, or someone who I want to have buy me a drink, or really just about anyone really has a chance. Hell, I'll put all of you in here. That would be a great Random Photos.

Not such a great photo. Of course it could be the fact that 20 years of drinking and partying contributed to that bad photo.
Tracey Ullman everyone. You know she must be kicking herself every night for not getting a piece of that crazy little cartoon she put on her original Fox show. What was the name of that cartoon? Hmmm. Oh yeah, The Simpsons.
The Futureheads - London
I couldn't resist. From L to R. Erin Wasson (who incidentally in 40 photos didn't smile in any of them) Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, and Mini Anden.

Who Hasn't F**ked Amy Winehouse

At this point I think it would be simpler to just talk about people that Amy Winehouse hasn't had sex with. Even while Blaaaaaaaaaaaake wasn't in prison, Amy wasn't exactly the most chaste of women as reports indicated that she slept with Pete Doherty, female hookers and her drug dealers as well as many of Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake's friends.

Now with Blake behind bars, Amy is a little more free to pick and choose. OK, just choose, because she isn't picky. This week she has allegedly slept with her manager's assistant and now has finished off the Babyshambles by sleeping with the one member she somehow had missed in the past. Babyshambles guitarist Mik Whitnall has been bragging to everyone that he finally had sex with Amy.

I'm not sure I would be bragging about that or that there is anything special about it. At this point, I'm sure Amy is considering stealing one of those ticket taking machines you see at bakeries to bring some sort of order to the people who want to have sex with her and line up outside her house. Hey wasn't Prince Charles in her neighborhood recently? The reason she probably beat up those guys last week is they probably turned her down when she offered sex.

Anyone who would want to have sex with Amy at this point is just as crazy as she is. Someone just needs to grab her and throw her into a rehab center and then come get her in about six months. Don't let her out for weekends, holidays, family visits, or anything to do with performing. Just let her sit there and get better because I figure she has another month or two at her current pace before she is dead.

Jenna Jameson Takes On A Soccer Team

Jenna Jameson had a very busy night last night. While in London doing something related to porn or really bad plastic surgery, Jenna Jameson was at the Chinawhite nightclub last night and helped the Chelsea Football Club as they celebrated their victory over Liverpool.

Jameson was sitting in a different part of the club until she smelled the money and then went and sat down next to them. When they ignored her, she got up and started doing lap dances for each of them. I guess it was good enough for them to buy her drinks but no one really wanted to actually touch her skanky self.

After figuring out she wasn't going to get anywhere with them she and a friend headed off to the bathroom to touch up their makeup before heading out and facing the paps. Apparently touching up your makeup is code for doing drugs because Jenna was kicked out of the club for trying to take drugs into the bathroom. Apparently the attendant saw what Jenna was going to do and had the bouncers kick her out.

Who knew that Jenna Jameson and Amy Winehouse would share something in common. Thank God they just share the fact they both got kicked out of clubs for drugs and not for the fact they both do porn. Amy Winehouse doing porn is not something I need to see in my lifetime.

Anne Hathaway Better Start Working

Anne Hathaway better start signing on to do a bunch more films because her boyfriend just settled a lawsuit filed against him for $1.3M. Anne and Raffaelo Follieri have stuck together despite the fact that it seems as if he is sued by everyone for various financial misdeeds and even spent some time recently in a New York City jail for allegedly bouncing a $250,000 check. Follieri says there was just a misunderstanding. I wouldn't know. 7-Eleven always balks when I try and cash a $25 check let alone one for $250,000. Turns out they don't keep that much in their safe. Who knew?

Anyway, I am guessing that besides making Anne pay for lunches and dinners that Follieri may have asked Anne for a couple of bucks here and there. You know $5 for a toll, or $10 for gas or $25,000 for some new suits.

I have no doubt he is a very smooth talker and probably has her completely convinced that he is the real deal and very genuine. Unfortunately it appears that the everyone else doesn't share the same high opinion of him. She should have dumped him a long time ago. Since she hasn't, if I were him, I would try and marry her, and manage her and start getting her to work so that he can start paying off that $1.3M. Of course he could always write another check.

The Jennifer Lopez Infomercial

For some reason yesterday I didn't get around to bashing Jennifer Lopez. I meant to, but ran out of time so she got bumped. I think at some point last week I was actually kind of nice to Jennifer Lopez. I think I complimented her in a photo and also said I was actually kind of looking forward to her reality show on TLC.

Unfortunately there has been a miscommunication between every single person on earth and Jennifer Lopez. TLC and everyone else thought they were buying a Jennifer Lopez reality show. What the public is actually getting is a 30 minute infomercial once a week for 8 weeks. Normally people would pay TLC to run a 30 minute infomercial on their channel. Somehow they got bamboozled into paying Jennifer Lopez to run a 30 minute infomercial on their channel instead of another channel.

What everyone thought would be Jennifer pretending to be a mom and wife and acting like she had emotions and feelings and getting to see Marc yell at her to speak in Spanish instead is going to be "a show that will track the creation, production and eventual launch of a new fragrance. Jennifer will appear in a creative, entrepreneurial capacity and will absolutely not feature her children and family life."

So it is going to be a bunch of people sitting around working on her perfume and every episode she will come in and smell it and say good or bad. Kind of like The Apprentice, but with better hair.

Let Me Define Some Guy Speak

The NY Post is reporting that Michael Lohan is going to get engaged to his girlfriend of 10 months Erin Paige. After I read the article, I think an engagement is a long ways off, if ever. The couple was spotted in the last week looking at engagement rings and when asked about it, Michael said, "We're talking about getting engaged soon."

Every guy who reads that sentence knows that Michael is dragging this thing out to the bitter end. She is in her late 20's or early 30's and he is almost 50. She wants to get married and he would probably rather not after his last experience. She's ready for kids and he just wants to exploit the ones he already has. So, what do you do when she threatens to leave and your chances of getting anyone who looks as good and doesn't charge you by the hour are almost nil? You take her ring shopping and bring it up in conversation. You tell the NY Post that you are talking about getting engaged soon.

Who talks about getting engaged soon? You talk about when you might get married, but one doesn't normally discuss when the best time to get engaged would be. What does it matter when you get engaged? Even if she does manage to wheedle a ring out of Michael, she isn't going to get a wedding. Do you think that once Lindsay's career starts taking off again and he starts getting pocket money from her again that he is going to want to share half with a wife? Then you haven't met Mr. Greedy before.

My best advice to all women not just women who date asses like Michael is that if a guy says things like Michael has and is dragging it out and dragging it out, then you have to realize if it ever happens it is going to be a very long wait. Very long.

She Was 15 When They Had Sex

What is the deal with the age of 15 this week? That sentence sounds just like the beginning of any of Jerry Seinfeld's jokes, and for that I'm sorry. I'm ashamed actually. It won't happen again. But Miley Cyrus is 15, Bobbi Kristina is 15, and Mindy McCready was 15 when she started allegedly getting raped by Roger Clemens. Mindy McCready's mom confirmed the fact that her daughter had a ten year affair with Roger Clemens and that it started when Mindy was 15 and Roger 28. If true, that would have put Roger Clemens in jail for a very long time while at the height of his major league career.

According to Mindy's mom, Mindy liked Roger, but wasn't in love with him. Mindy just enjoyed the trips and cash and baseball games. Roger even came over to Mindy's house once to have breakfast with Mindy and her mom. Well, I'm sure he had to drop her off. She probably wasn't even old enough to get a driver's license.

I don't understand this obsession with guys in their late 20's or 30 liking girls who are 15-18. Yes, I'm talking about you also Milo. It just is so wrong and it must be some type of control issue at best and some type of sick pedophilia issue at worst. Here is a guy who at the time it started was making $10 million a year and married with two kids and could basically buy and hooker he wanted. I'm sure there were plenty of women in their early 20's who looked younger who would have thrown themselves at him. Instead he finds a 15 year old girl to have an affair with.

Oh, and while he's allegedly raping Mindy, he is f**king another woman who also happened to be married. Reports are coming out today that Roger Clemens was having sex with Paulette Daly at the same time he was having sex with Mindy and presumably having sex with his steroid injecting wife. Paulette happened to be married to Roger's good friend John Daly.

Crazy Parents Leads To Crazy Kids

The National Enquirer is reporting that a few days prior to her 15th birthday, Bobbi Kristina Brown, the daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown attempted to kill herself with a razor. She did so though only after trying to use the same razor on Whitney Houston.

Thankfully nothing serious happened to Bobbi Kristina and she has been placed in an Atlanta psychiatric hospital for further treatment. The source of this article was actually named which is probably a first. The woman is family friend Ann Davis. No, not Alice from the Brady Bunch.

Bobbi Kristina doesn't want to live with Whitney, and after seeing that television show I don't really blame her. Honestly I think she would be better off living almost anywhere other than with her mother or father. Unless she has talent. If she has talent, her father will treat her well and then exploit the crap out of her like he is doing with his son.

Whitney seems to be really broken up about the whole thing as since the incident she has been down in the Caribbean playing shows and having a good time on the beach and also spending time with sex tape king Ray J.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which ageing Hollywood star desperately needs a lesson in etiquette after groping a woman's breast on the first date? He bombarded the poor girl - half his age - with calls and messages the following day but surprisingly she didn't get back to him...

Today's Blind Items

#1 - This A list director at least by reputation and name recognition has always lived in his own world. Apparently this world now includes his new found love for women in their 60's. That's great for them since our director is approximately half their age. Hey its approximate. This is a blind item. For now.

#2 - If you never admitted to dating this person then how can you ever be accused of cheating on him? This reality star with more than one speciality never acknowledged her relationship with her long term boyfriend. This way when she started sleeping with a married producer they could call her a home wrecker, but they couldn't accuse her of cheating on her boyfriend. I'm sure it all worked out ok in her mind when she thought it through. Listening to her logic on the other hand had me really confused and I wasn't even that drunk.

Random Photos Part One

Just to let you know there is a slightly NSFW image about halfway through this. It would be really NSFW if not for the distance and some strategically placed flower pots, ala Austin Powers.

Catherine Zeta-Jones on the set of her new film. I bet she's just grateful not to be home changing diapers. No, not her kids diapers.
Lets see. Cindy Crawford is rich, happily married, gorgeous, never ages and does charity work. Me? Poor, divorced six times, ugly as hell, look older than dirt, but I do charity work. So, I have something in common with Cindy Crawford. Not a bad day then. Drinks for everyone.
Mary Kate Olsen yesterday, and Ashley Olsen today. That way I don't get confused. Actually as they age it is getting easier. That and Ashley looks less freaky on a daily basis. In fact, as I look at this photo again, I would say that Ashley looks rather attractive.
Jessica Collins, Dean Cain and Rebecca Gayheart. Rebecca looks so much better now that she is eating again. See, she went to In-N-Out and the next thing you know she has probably been back twenty times and has gained ten pounds.
To me Isabella Rossellini will always be beautiful even if she is dressed like a nun at a baseball game.
Note to Gwen Stefani. You probably usually have your toys delivered to your house. Therefore this look on your son is probably unfamiliar to you. This expression and the subsequent Tasmanian devil energy that follows is a direct result of you taking your child into a toy aisle.
Ummm. Gisele Bundchen is selling what here? Oh. Shoes, well of course. They are featured so prominently. I'm sure her ad campaign is her in lingerie and bikinis carrying her shoes.
Dayanara Torres shows the world that she doesn't hold a grudge. Here she is posing with her former husband Marc Anthony.
"Sure. Chicks, dudes. Whatever you are into, I can do."

Jamie Lynn Spears is due on June 29th. Now, I'm no gestation expert, but in her pregnancy announcement I believe she implied that she had just learned she was pregnant and not three months along which is how the math adds up.
Well if you had Rebecca Gayheart earlier you know Eric Dane is lurking around somewhere. Here he is with Jason Lewis. Please refrain from all comments pertaining to man sandwiches.
James Hunter - London
Ahh, the NSFW photo. The woman having her breasts suckled on in public is Daisy Fuentes. I believe that is what one refers to as having tan lines.

Do you want to smell like Tim McGraw? Me either, but he is still out there selling this stuff thinking people will.

Santogold - London
This is Suge Knight. Apparently he was invited to a party that also had most of the NFL's first round draft picks present. I'm guessing the NFL would rather not have its future players doing business or getting involved with Suge Knight. That is just a guess.
Matthew Borderick is back to his fug ways which would be ok I guess, but now he is dragging people I love like Brittany Snow into his fug hole.
Jack Nicholson - Tokyo. Really is there anything more that needs to be said after seeing this photo. It's a press conference for The Bucket List and after he will go drinking and whoring in Tokyo. I see it all in the photo.

Angelina Jolie Drug Tape For Sale

The National Enquirer is reporting that a tape is currently being offered for sale which shows Angelina Jolie doing both coke and heroin. The Enquirer's source says "It appears to be from the 1990s, right before Angelina - then in her 20s - was breaking out in films like Gia and Girl, Interrupted, which won her an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress. "

"The key part of the tape is Angelina doing heroin. She says, 'Wow, this is really good smack - not that cheap crap that's been stepped on.'

"Angelina is seen sniffing white lines from a plate, and then as the drug cooks on tinfoil, she deeply sucks in its smoke through a tube."

Although I'm sure Angelina would take a publicity hit if the tape came out, I don't think it would have any long term effects. She's come out publicly about her fascination with heroin and how she has pretty much tried every drug that exists.

The fact there is a tape of her doing drugs would only really be relevant to me if she said she never did drugs or was doing drugs while she was pregnant, or if it was in the last few years. I actually appreciate the fact that she has always been honest about that part of her past. There are things she hasn't shared that I would love to hear about or to see, but a drug tape of her from 15 years ago isn't something I would pay for. The guy selling the tape wants $70,000. He probably wants it so he can go buy more drugs.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which star raised eyebrows when she used up all of her pal's kitchen foil to feed her bad habits on holiday?

The babe locked herself away and didn't come out for days on end...

People Are Ashamed To Be Seen With Jessica Simpson

If you never thought Jessica Simpson was someone you called for sex and nothing else, then you obviously have not read the new issue of Glamour Magazine. The things I do for you people. I mean do you know how many ads are in these women's magazines before you even get to the table of contents? And articles? As far as I can tell, Vogue doesn't even actually have articles. Oh, they promise an article or two on the front, but there really is nothing inside but ad after ad. The upside is my basement has never smelled better with all of the perfume ads now spread around.

Anyway in this month's Glamour, there is an interview with Jessica Simpson. She first talks about how Tony Romo reignited her career. Umm, as far as I know, the pilot light is still out on that one.

"He made me feel comfortable (being myself) again. We got to know each other by talking, which I think is the best way."

I think it is the best way also except where it concerns people who have trouble stringing together more than one sentence before doing what Daddy taught them and shoving out your breasts for the world to see.

On their first date when she and Tony shared their first kiss, this is what she said. "I had butterflies you would not imagine. I wanted to puke in the cupholder.
"I said, 'Were you just trying to kiss me in front of all these people?' I was taken aback by someone wanting to kiss me in public. Because normally people are ashamed."

She probably wanted to puke in the cupholder because she hadn't had a chance to stop in the bathroom on the way out of the restaurant. But the clincher is that last line. Normally people are ashamed to kiss her in public. As a guy who has been known to be an ass once or twice and had the odd booty call or two when I was under 300 pounds, I will say upfront that her answer is the classic booty call answer.

There are some women that for whatever reason we don't want anyone to see us out. It could be that she has two noses or has no hair. It could be that you are cheating on your significant other. The thing they have going for them though is they are usually really good in bed. So, in my mind, Jessica Simpson went up a few notches.

I'm sure that when she was being passed around like a box of chocolates in the past few years and no one wanting to be seen with her that she felt like that. I actually feel sorry for her now. Unfortunately for her, the guys who usually take out booty call girls in public usually have something wrong with them which is why they are with the booty call girl. Or the guy is being paid or doing it as a bet.

A little advice to Jessica. We know you are dating a Dallas Cowboys football player. We got it. Each and every piece of your wardrobe does not need to remind us of that fact. All it does is make us think you are a stalker and that you are trying to convince the world that the relationship is real. So, unless you are getting a piece of the merchandising, stop.

Did You Hear About Mickey, Minnie And Pluto Having A Threesome?

Did you know Disney sells lingerie? Me either. Then again, I don't go into Disney stores so I don't know if many teenagers are in their looking for just that right Winnie The Pooh bra and thong set. When I see lingerie modeled, I like to know the women are over 18. Disney apparently doesn't think the same way I do. Oh, I have no doubt these models are over 18, but they are supposed to look about 15. Hey, isn't that the same age as Miley Cyrus?

You don't suppose Disney is trying to get guys interested in their products by trying to throw a little tease or hint of underage sex their way do you?

I'm confused about why these women are posed this way and have this look if they are not supposed to be trying to look like young teenagers. I'm sure Disney would say that the product is for young teenagers and so that is what they were trying to focus on while at the same time using models of an appropriate age. Uh huh. If they are so sure about their strategy, then why not release these photos in the US or throw them up in the Disney catalog right under Cinderella Halloween costumes.

Looks to me like Disney is trying to titillate Chinese guys. These items are currently available for sale only in China. They are no doubt made by the same 13 year old girls Disney would like wearing their product and also for guys to imagine they are having sex with.

When is the Miley Cyrus centerfold showing off the latest product line? Will Billy Ray be there? Will he get his own 15 year old this time or still just his daughter?

Brooke Needs To Start Charging Or It Ain't Going To Last

I know most of you probably won't read this week's issue of Rolling Stone, but instead will just be looking at the cover with the cast of The Hills on it. However, should you actually open it, there is an interview with a woman who calls herself Nici and is a madam in Los Angeles. She says that Charlie Sheen was calling her for hookers on a regular basis up until last year.

Last year huh? So, while he was living with Brooke Mueller and involved in his custody dispute he was calling up and ordering 4 and 5 girls at a time. "One day, according to Nici, the unthinkable happened: Charlie Sheen answered an ad. It was the Holy Grail of escorting, the Hollywood connection that can make or break a service. When Nici dropped four girls off at his penthouse, she found the actor in silk pajamas with 'C. MaSheen' embroidered over the pocket. Sheen gave her a $20,000 check for the girls, and she picked them up several hours later."

Ahhh, must be good to know that your future husband is a sex addict who seems to only marry hookers. Me thinks that Brooke should start charging Charlie by the hour so he feels like it is a relationship that can last. Hey, Denise Richards is not a great parent, and she can be hypocritical, but Charlie Sheen was walking and strutting around last year like he was angelic and Denise Richards was the devil. Well, Denise may in fact be Satan, but that doesn't change the fact that while Charlie was being noble and holding himself out to be the good guy he was spending $20,000 a night on hookers while allegedly not finding enough time in his day to spend with his youngest child.

Thank You Star Magazine

In full disclosure, I do want everyone to know that I communicate with people at Star Magazine and we have helped each other out in the past. That being said, I love the fact that in this week's issue they take on Scientology. I'm glad because most people don't get their gossip from the internet. I know. It's a shocker. Most people still get their gossip from the tabloids. Now, if something happens like Britney going to the hospital or something like that, websites will get extra hits. It is the same phenomenon you see when there is some big news story. People tune into one of the 24 hour news channels for a few days.

I talk about Scientology, and many people on the internet talk about Scientology, but the average person in line at the grocery store probably just knows that Tom Cruise was mad at Brooke Shields and Matt Lauer and doesn't really know why. Without the average person out there creating a ground swell, change in the CO$ will happen at the pace of a snail. If you go up to someone they won't know about SP's or O levels or Xenu or that it costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to get to the upper levels of the CO$. They won't know about the tearing apart of families or what life is like for kids in Sea Org.

In this week's article, Star talks about Scientology boot camp, but also goes into detail about the confessions and e-meters and auditing and it is this kind of attention that will end up hurting the church way more than even hundreds of bloggers doing it everyday. It is just a step, but if they keep putting on the pressure each week and can get the other tabloids to follow, then it won't be long before people start boycotting everything to do with the stars associated with the CO$. When that happens, and the paychecks start drying up, then and only then will you see the stars leaving. When they do, the whole thing will collapse.

What Is She Mixing With The Coke?

I read yesterday that with the low ratings American Idol is receiving this year that Ryan Seacrest's job might be on the line. I think Fox has got the wrong person. Look, I don't know if Paula Abdul is drinking, taking medication, disinterested, or just the dumbest person on the planet, but there is something wrong. I want you to know that I didn't sin. I didn't watch American Idol last night, but know the background and have seen the clip below.

If you don't know the latest in the Paula Abdul is probably drunk episode, it went something like this. Five finalists had each sung one Neil Diamond song. That should bring in the teen crowd. One song. No one had sung two. Everyone of the five had sung one. Everyone in the audience knew it, everyone at home knew it. The only person who didn't know it was Paula.

At the halfway point, the five were brought out so the judges could provide general comments. When it came to Paul analyzing Jason Castro, this is what Paula had to say. "Oh gosh—we've never had to write these things down, uh, fast enough. Jason, the first song, I loved hearing your lower register, which we never really hear. Um, the second song, I felt like your usual charm, it was missing for me. It kind of left me a little empty. The two songs made me feel like you're not fighting hard enough to get into the top four."

You know what this shows? That Paula has no idea what anyone does and just makes up the first thing that pops into her head. Tell me again how she got this job. How about hiring someone who actually is more interested in the singers than in cashing a paycheck or the next commercial so they can chug down their "Coke."

Oh, and I wouldn't even bother feeling sorry for Paula. Even though the entire audience was laughing at her, and the producers probably yelled at her, she probably woke up this morning in her usual foggy haze and has no idea it even happened.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which sixtysomething male media personality has full-body micro- dermabrasion every two weeks while simultaneously getting a manicure and pedicure? His esthetician says he has skin like a baby's bottom.

Which celebrity chef's producers have banned alcohol from the set because the cook gets too tipsy onscreen?


***There is no more Gatecrasher. This is from their new column entitled Full Disclosure.***

Today's Blind Items

#1 - This male star of a really popular cable tween show calls the woman he is always with, his aunt. If it really is his aunt then, he has a very loving family. In reality, he just doesn't want all of his screaming tween fans to know that he is dating a woman in her 40's.

#2 - For some reason this famous co-star couple continues to pretend they are a couple, when in fact it ended quite some time ago. My guess is because they don't want to make the guy look like he was after only one thing.

Random Photos Part One

Christine Baranski starts us off. Honestly, do you think she will be in any other photos anywhere else? Plus, I can just hear her humming "Night Fever, Night Fever, Yeah."
The mysterious hand that props up celebrities was really busy yesterday. Here he is holding up Christina Ricci.
I'm not saying Matthew Modine doesn't look good, BUT, this is an event honoring him and as you can see Chaz Palminteri took the tribute seriously, while Matthew looks like he just came in after a bike ride.
I miss having Bai Ling in the photos. I'll share a little secret, I still read her blog. I know, I know, but it is kind of interesting.
The Duff sisters. Hilary Duff said yesterday that she would never pose topless like Miley Cyrus did. Haylie on the other hand kept her mouth shut because well, you know, that career may need a little boost in the future that only Playboy can provide.

Kids are kids even at a movie premiere. Probably wanted a Speed Racer car of his own and daddy wouldn't get him one.
Farmer Wants A Wife rolled right down Hollywood Boulevard yesterday.
I know all of you enjoy seeing Dave Annable. Well, at least the flood of e-mails would indicate such.
I'm guessing Carly Smithson might not have gone as far on American Idol if she had the whole face tattoo thing.

Kevin McKidd has come a long way from Trainspotting.

Kelly Brook has come to LA. Hello Kelly.
I'm guessing from the excessive hand clenching that Jeremy might be enduring a bit of shrinkage due to the cold water.
Find me another blog anywhere in the world that posts photos of Holland Taylor. She is as big of a celebrity as half the people they put in magazines and tabloids, but because she is older, no one cares. I think that sucks. A star is a star is a star.
I think if Heather Locklear was grabbing my ass, I might be displaying a different facial reaction than Jack Wagner.
The mysterious hand emerges again to show off Michelle Rodriguez. I've been watching too much Torchwood because the hand is really freaking me out.

Markie Post on Night Court was fun without waiting for late night Cinemax if you know what I mean.
On anyone else, this would be fug, but for Mary Kate Olsen it is actually a big improvement. How sad is that?
This is the Liv Tyler I fell in love with. Love the new look. Love it.
Does anyone else see Picasso's Harlequin in this? Hey, I read and go to museums. Don't be shocked at the reference.
The Verve - New York City

Definitely not Yum-o
Hello Princess Beatrice. Who says you have to be a stick to look hot?
Milo Ventimiglia with his usual brooding stare. How about a smile for a change?
I am just fascinated by Marisa Tomei. I don't know why, but I am. It isn't the whole Seinfeld thing. She just has always been someone that I would like to hang out with and haven't.

Vanilla's Wife Says It Never Happened

I hate domestic violence. I think I have myself clear on that point. One of the things I hate the most is when a victim can recant her story and then no charges are filed. I think each state should allow prosecutors the ability to file charges against a suspect even if the victim decides to recant their statement.

The reason is simple. Victims of domestic violence are often coerced into recanting their statement. They love the person who hit them or abuses them and they promise themselves it will never happen again. Unfortunately this is not usually the case, and therefore are just setting themselves up to be the victim again.

Prosecutors in Florida today decided to not charge Vanilla Ice after his recent arrest for domestic violence because, "There is insufficient credible evidence to prove the charge beyond a reasonable doubt due to the victim recanting her original statement and lack of an independent witness."

Makes me sick. What is worse though is the happy-go-lucky statement from Vanilla's lawyer.

"His wife from the get-go indicated she didn't want to press charges and it was a big misunderstanding, but police arrested him anyway. We provided the State Attorney's Office with statements that it was only verbal from witnesses and from his wife, who recanted on the scene what she told them."

"Rob's excited that he gets to go back home, because all the restraining orders have been dropped. He can't wait to see his kids, and everyone's excited about it."

I'm sure his wife is thrilled that Vanilla is coming home also. I mean he didn't hit her. Right?

Did They Have Sex When She Was 15?

I'm a little confused about the Roger Clemens affair with Mindy McCready. Oh, I'm not confused about whether they had an affair. Despite what Clemens' attorney says about it being just friends, I think we can all assume that is a big bunch of crap. I don't believe anything he says about anything since he keeps having one lie after another exposed.

What I'm confused about is the fact that Mindy has said that she met Roger Clemens when he was 28, married and had two kids. Well, that would have made Mindy about 15. Granted, my math isn't that great, but what was a 28 year old major league baseball player doing hanging out with a 15 year old girl? Even if we somehow assume they were just friends until she turned 18 and legal, I find it really disturbing that a 28 year old guy wanted to hang out all the time with a 15 year old. Are there other 15 year old girls he hung out with? Is he still hanging out with 15 year old girls?

One record executive claims that he saw Roger and Mindy together in a bar getting hammered when Mindy was just 19. I believe the drinking age is 21, so we know that Roger was not above contributing to the delinquency of a minor in that regard, so why not get a little action when she was 15 or 16 or 17.

Billy Ray Cyrus Two Steps Away From Criticism

Billy Ray Cyrus released a statement yesterday saying that he and his wife had left the now infamous Miley Cyrus photo shoot prior to the topless shots taken of Miley and that he was "mortified" about the shots being taken. While I'm sure Billy has a busy life, his excuse kind of falls on deaf ears after looking at the other photos he took with his daughter during the same shoot. I wouldn't exactly call them portraits that would be plastered all over Christmas cards.

I'll admit the photos aren't as bad as the photos of Hulk Hogan massaging his daughter's inner thighs with tanning oil, but they still aren't going to make him dad of the year. I think with his actions he kind of set the whole tone of the shoot, and shouldn't be surprised at what happened after he left. Further, don't you think he probably had the opportunity to see the photos and approve them before they were published?

He didn't see any proofs? He didn't ask Miley what happened after her parents left? He didn't ask Miley's grandmother or teacher who had been left behind to monitor the shoot? I find all of that really, really hard to believe. I also find it despicable that he basically threw Miley's grandmother and teacher under the bus just to make sure he and his wife didn't look bad.

Who is the parent here? Who is the 15 year old being photographed by a woman who is not exactly known for staid photo shoots?

His explanation sucks, and his parenting sucks.

Three Transvestites, A Soccer Player And A Pizza Place

Listen. I don't judge. OK, I do judge. But, if you want to be gay, straight, bi, or just mix and match, I am not going to judge you for that. Therefore, I'm not going to judge international soccer star Ronaldo for hiring what he thought were three female prostitutes he picked up at a club for some group sex. Whatever makes you happy and gets you standing at attention is fine. As long as it isn't illegal or involve staring at Denise Richards, I am all for it.

So, the story goes that when Ronaldo got back to his hotel room, he discovered the three ladies were actually transvestites and tried to pay them off to leave. Two of the three took the money, but the third tried to extort Ronaldo who wouldn't pay, and so the story leaked.

Again, whether Ronaldo knew they were transvestites or not is something I won't judge him for. Maybe he is the kind of guy that enjoys pretending he is with a woman while he has a bunch of d**ks swinging in his face. Again, I'm not going to judge about what he prefers sexually.

What am I going to judge him about is this. Look at the photos of these three people. This is a guy who makes millions and millions of dollars. Whether or not you like guys dressed as chicks, or guys dressed as guys, or girls dressed as Madonna, if you have the money there is no way you should ever pick up anything that looks like this. And this wasn't even free. He was paying these skanks. I don't care what you are into. Unless you enjoy being with the fugliest people on earth, there is no way you should touch any of these three. Oh, and that club must have been pitch black.

Star Wars Sex

I'm sure there are lots of people throughout the world who are just dying to know that Carrie Fisher has admitted to having sex with Harrison Ford while filming Star Wars. Apparently the two have always denied anything romantic going on between them. As a guy, I take the position that you don't need anything romantic going on to have sex. I know, I know. That's why I have been divorced six times.

So for all of you Star Wars geeks around the world, Carrie Fisher did the nasty with Harrison Ford during filming. Message boards around the world are probably shaking. Guys in storm trooper uniforms are crying right now. I'm sure many of life's mysteries regarding Star Wars have been solved by this piece of news. I think I am a better person for not knowing what any of those life's mysteries are.

In an interview with UK television, Carrie Fisher said she was going to get in trouble for revealing the fling. In trouble from whom? Do you think Harrison Ford even cares who he had sex with 30 years ago? Oh, was he married at the time? Well he isn't married to her anymore. He might get a phone call and his ex might call him an a-hole, but, I don't think it is going to change anything from the past.

"I had a crush on Harrison for sure. Harrison is great fun when he's had a few drinks. Once I left the room and came back and he was in the closet not wearing a lot of clothes."

What is it with celebrities and having sex in confined places such as closets, and bathroom stalls. Wonder if he used a light saber?

Oprah Pulls Out The Kneepads

Harpo Productions released this photo of Oprah and Tom after she interviewed Tom at his home in Colorado. Various news outlets are reporting that Oprah asked Tom some tough questions like why he jumped on the couch, and why he freaked out when he was with Matt Lauer.

Harpo and their carefully planned leaks are making it seem as if Oprah was asking the really tough questions. Ummm. Do you think Tom Cruise would be flashing his trademark fake smile if Oprah had asked any tough questions? Do you think Tom would have agreed to do part two at Oprah's studio if she asked tough questions? Do you think any Scientologist or any celebrity would ever go on her show again if she asked tough questions? So, why on earth would they have us believe they asked tough questions? Because all the news outlets that are reporting the tough question angle, are also dependent on having celebrities on their programs and so they all follow in line.

Two hours on Oprah with the bulls**t excuse of the 25th anniversary of Risky Business. Good movie? Yes. Great movie? If you like hookers and sex. 25th Anniversary on Oprah good? Please. If it had been the 25th anniversary of Losin It they would have thrown that up there also. This is just a last ditch effort at Tom trying to save what is left of his career before people just tune him out until he is playing grandpa roles in his 70's.

Oh Daddy You're The Best

It's all making sense now. Do you remember how Brooke Hogan was so upset that her dad was having affair with her best friend? It wasn't that Brooke was pissed that daddy was doing it, it was that Brooke had probably told her friend how much she wanted to do daddy. Now, with that pesky girlfriend out of the way, mom telling all to The Enquirer, and Nick just in hiding, Brooke can finally spend some quality alone time with her dad.

I know, I know, but look at the pictures and tell me there isn't something disturbing about them. Yes, PImpa loves looking at the breasts of his daughters, and Billy Ray doesn't mind watching his kid get naked for millions, but are there photos of either one of those guys applying lotion to the crack of their daughter's butt?

Instead of reacting with horror that some dirty old steroid and Viagra taking loser is playing around her vag area, Brooke seems to love it. I think it might be my imagination, but in the bottom photo is she spreading her legs a little wider for Daddy? And what the hell is he staring at? I need a shower. Brooke needs one also, and I'm sure Dad will be there to help clean off all that oil.

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Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which wannabe "dates" any celebrity - however Z-list - just to stay in the public eye? She plays the fake girfriend perfectly.

Today's Blind Items

#1 - This B- film actress was on a flight with her girlfriend and hid her face under her blanket the entire flight. Why? She could only afford Business Class. Not too bad except when two people from The Real World were laughing at you from First Class.

#2 - Ahhh. I love a good trailer trashing story. Especially when it is a female. This female film actress who is the offspring of an acting family is filming a movie right now. Seems as if the water was never the right temperature in her trailer. After complaining about 100 times, and always being told it was perfect, our actress decided to take matters into her own hands. Literally. She got a crow bar and smashed the entire trailer beginning with the bathroom. After holding up filming for about 45 minutes so she could finish beating the trailer into submission, she emerged from the trailer, and said, she thought she had finally fixed the problem. A new trailer was delivered that very day and the $50,000 for the trailer charged to the budget.

Random Photos Part One

With so much attention paid to Tina Fey last week, I think it is only fitting that Alec Baldwin get top spot today.

Adrianne Curry proves that the tongue is resilient. No matter how many places it has been, it takes a lot for it to actually fall off.
When did Aisha Tyler turn into Foxy Brown?

Alex Frost apparently didn't read the sign in the mirror before taking the photo.
Anna Faris isn't looking so great. She is discovering what divorce does to you. Now, imagine six of them and you get an idea of what I look like, but with bigger breasts. Yes, thank God, for the man bra.
Donald Sutherland is like 1,000 and still gets more action in one night than I have got in the last five years.

Sometimes there is a thing called too much action. You just have to learn where to draw the line and I don't think Donald has quite learned how to say no.
Cam Gigandet must mean huge Adam's apple in some language.
I'm probably ruining any shot with Emmanuelle Chriqui. Oh, who am I kidding I have no shot, so I can say that she is kind of ruining it for me with that look.

David Tennant and his new lady.
I guess Victoria Beckham had some kind of beard fetish this week.

Wow. Hale Berry is just wow.

Gogol Bordello - Coachella
Elvis Costello - New Orleans

Lauren Conrad at the White House Correspondent's dinner makes sense. Does she even know what a correspondent is? How about the White House? No, not White Castle. The White House.

The one and only JJ Abrams.
Jenna Dewan is calling herself an actress now. Do they get paid by the hour?
Pete Wentz last wore this suit at his middle school graduation. Still fits. Kind of.

Metric - Coachella
This is the most clothing Mariah Carey has worn in the last two years. Combined.

The Police Never Looked In The House

In one of the most shocking stories I have ever read, a woman was freed after spending 24 years as the sex slave of her father. 24 years ago, Josef Fritzl locked his daughter up in the basement of the family home and told his wife and the cops that his daughter Elizabeth Fritzl had run away from home and joined a cult and that no one should look for her. No one ever did. Over the 24 years she gave birth to seven of her father's children. 1 died at birth while 3 were adopted by Josef and his wife, while the other 3 lived in the basement with their mom. Until this week, none of the three had ever seen daylight. The daughter and the three kids were freed, when the oldest child who lived in the cellar became seriously ill and had to go to the hospital. Elizabeth slipped a note into the pocket of the ill child and doctors saw it, and alerted the cops.

You really need to read this whole thing and then wonder how the hell anything like this could have happened. How can someone just say to the police, "oh, don't bother looking," and they don't. This is insane.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which actress clings to her bloke's female mates because she's terrified one of them is trying to pull him?

The girls tolerate her because she pays for their drugs...

Gwyneth Paltrow Is An Ass

Gwyneth Paltrow had been on her best behavior for the entire promotional tour for Iron Man and so the executives at Paramount wanted to say thanks. They asked her if they could throw her a party, and she said, "yes." They asked her what kind of booze she wanted at the party and she gave them an answer. They asked her which of her friends and family she wanted invited, and she told them. Paramount even arranged separate red carpets so she could make sure she wasn't photographed with her husband. Total cost for the party $120,000. 30 of her closest friends and family were there including her in-laws.

Where was Gwyneth? She decided that she would rather go out to dinner with her husband and Robert Downey Jr. That's right. She blew the party off and Paramount wasn't happy. Gwyneth said she never promised to be there. Just because you don't use the word promise doesn't make it better. She knew perfectly well they were expecting her to show up and her family was expecting her to show up. Apparently Gwyneth though is getting a little of that diva again. It's been so long since she was in a movie that made more than $5, she is going to milk this Iron Man thing for all it is worth. She better hope it is a huge hit.

Amy Winehouse Headed To The Nut House

I guess the politically correct thing would be to say that Amy Winehouse will be headed to a mental care facility for those who are suffering from a brain disorder. Ahhh, who am I kidding, her dad wants to get her committed because it is the only way to save her. Any person who divides her days between cutting herself, beating up people on the street, smoking crack, shooting up heroin, deciding which guy to sleep with while carrying a photo of her husband is a little off her rocker. If you just knew someone in your daily life who did the exact same things, you would be asking yourself how on earth they weren't locked up somewhere.

The only difference between the homeless guy on the street doing it and Amy is the fact that Amy makes millions of dollars for a very large company that has a vested interest in keeping her alive long enough to make them several more million dollars. I'm sure they are all hoping and praying that there is enough extra that they can make a tribute album after she finally dies.

Apparently the last starw for dad was not the assault of everyone, but the fact that she got kicked out of two separate clubs for doing drugs in the bathroom. Hey, if you are just going to drugs in a bathroom, stay at home and do it. Those bathrooms need to be ready at all times for Russell Brand to come in there and have sex with women, and that guy from the soccer team who was in "watching."

This Can't Be Good

If you happened to be in Miami over the weekend you might have got to see Owen Wilson, Richie Sambora and Vince Vaughn all hanging out together. Hopefully there were no joyrides with kids this time. Honestly I don't know if this is the combination that screams sobriety for any of these three. I mean Vince hasn't been to rehab, but it isn't like he doesn't need to go. I think anyone who actually has sex with Jennifer Aniston seriously needs to consider whether or not they need to go to rehab. OK, OK, that was mean. I could see why he had sex with her, what I don't see is how he could have had a relationship with her. So, Vince has had sex with her and Owen Wilson is in a film pretending to have sex with her. That is what they call a six degrees of separation 3some. Well if the conversation got awkward they could both ask Richie why he allegedly went drinking and driving with his kid in the car. It is a really unlikely trio, but according to people at the Shore Club the party was wild and everybody was drinking.

Nicole Richie Drinking Again

Well hopefully Nicole Richie isn't breastfeeding because according to the National Enquirer while her baby daddy was in Europe, Nicole was boozing it up every night. Not to worry, Nicole thinks it's cool since drinking was not her drug of choice and not the reason she got into trouble before. This boozing binge could explain the reason why Joel decided to take her on the last leg of the tour and also to keep a very close eye on her. He can sit on her all she wants or even make her watch Paris having sex with Benji, the fact is that unless Nicole wants to stop, there isn't anything Joel can do about it. The fact that he is trying is nice, but it is just going to make her binge like a sailor on leave whenever he isn't around.

On the bright side, she isn't driving down the wrong side of a freeway in the middle of the night. Of course this all could be because she is thinking about what it would be like to have Paris Hilton as her sister-in-law and all the years of Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays together.

Miley Cyrus Finally Gets Naked

Well with her mom and dad looking on and just proud as parents can be, Miley Cyrus finally decided to take it all off and pose for photos. The fact the photos are for Vanity Fair doesn't mitigate the fact that the girl is 15 years old and role model to girls all over the world. What is the point of posing topless? Yes, she has a bed sheet on, so from what I can surmise, the whole point was to be as risque as possible. Her parents and Vanity Fair must have known the headlines would scream Miley is topless, so why would they allow it? Maybe they want her career to be long running and figure this is the best way to get out of her Disney contract. Now, I think we can all guess who kept allowing the sexy photos of Miley to be released to the world. It was just a gradual degree of take off the clothes that now seems really well planned. To read the article, and see more photos in Vanity Fair, click here.

To see the Miley kisssing another girl photos, click here. To see her posing in a bikini, click here. To see her wearing almost nothing and looking sexy, click here. To see the photos of Miley showing off her bra and ugly boyfriend, click here.

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