Friday, June 27, 2008

Four For Friday - More Soaps

So, one week from today huh? To give you an update on what will happen next Friday. There will be reveals done, just the way they have in the past. In addition there will be some BIG FFF, and there will be one huge post of every photo that a reader sent in. So, if you want your photo included, you need to e-mail it to me prior to next Thursday the 3rd. K?

So the soaps seemed to be popular the other day so I called around and got a few more. I will say now that the cast of All My Children are safe...for now. The rules are the same as earlier in the week.

#1 - CBS actress. I didn't do them earlier in the week, but apparently this actress will because she has done almost every guy and even some of the girls on her show and others. She is single.

#2 - ABC actress. Divorced. At last count has been under the knife of a plastic surgeon 7 times and she is under the age of 40. She tells everyone that she has had only one operation, but everyone just goes along with it. Oh, and when she got divorced, everyone sided with the husband.

#3 - NBC actor. Not his first starring soap role. Been around forever. Also has a drug habit that has been around forever. Lives in a dump of an apartment because he would rather spend all his money on drugs.

#4 - CBS actor. This actor left his show recently even though he was a very popular guy. He said it was on his own terms, but he was actually fired. Seems that he had several warnings for sexual harassment but just kept doing it. Since then. Crickets make more noise than his career.

Random Photos Part One

Denzel Washington and his wife Paulette get the top spot. 25 years of marriage in Hollywood is like 4,000 years in the world of "everyday people." Congratulations.
Judging by the number of fans in this photo, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the singer Alizee is fairly popular in Mexico City.
It has been a long time since I have seen Candace Cameron Bure out. She looks fabulous. She actually looks better than she did a few years ago.
It was like a Full House reunion. The only thing missing was Bob Saget running around in his underwear screaming, "look at me."
This is David Coulthard. Kind of an unfortunate last name and probably not true at the time this photo was taken, because Elton John personally checked to make sure that David was wearing his kilt in the traditional manner.

I'm guessing that Chris Tucker hijacked the dessert cart for himself. Must be method acting. Heard he is going to play Rerun.
Coldplay - New York
Courtney Hansen looks a great deal like Jessica Simpson. Sucks for her.
Bebel Gilberto - New York
I think the look on Elton John's face says it all. I'm not actually sure what the look is saying, but I'm pretty sure it says it all.


You know something? Eva Herzigova is not an unattractive woman.
On the other hand, Mischa Barton. Not so much. She's like a damn cockroach that shows up everywhere.
David Walliams and Naomi Campbell. Notice the camera in Naomi's hand. Don't you think that as part of her probation she should only be allowed to carry a nerf wallet.
Daisy Lowe looks like she is having so much fun that I will refrain from commenting on her horrendous pants. I think they are plastic. I keep looking for the drawstring, but don't see it anywhere. So, her father Gavin Rossdale has been in the UK for a few weeks now. No photos of the two together though.
I keep hoping that someday Holly Robinson-Peete will decide to divorce her wealthy former football playing husband and come live in my basement. Hope is what makes life worth living even if there is not shot.



One of my favorite Korean actresses is Han Che-Young. I love this photo.
If you are like me and have no life and find yourself alone on a Saturday night, in front of the television. Booze in one hand, Ben & Jerry's in the other, I recommend highly that you turn on BBC America and watch the Graham Norton show. Yes, it's British but he almost always has an American celebrity on each week. Watch it. If you hate it, then just drink more.
I'm guessing Eric McCormack would like the opportunity for a retake of this photo. Looks like he just left the dentist's office.
I know that some of you despite my best intentions still have a fondness for Elizabeth Hurley. So, every few months I decide to post a photo of her. I thought I could counter that with a photo of Elle Macpherson. You know. Someone who actually is pretty. Then of course, wouldn't you know it, Elle decides to take her curtains from her hotel room and use them as a shawl and stole a headband from Mischa Barton.
I guess I'm confused about what constitutes sobriety these days. Has the definition changed?




When you see Joely Richardson like this, you just say wow.
When you see her with Evgeny Lebedev you ask if it costs extra to see the man with four heads or if it is included in the price of admission.
I think Jim Gaffigan is hilarious. I also think that this photo shows the world of Jim and the world of Mary Kate Olsen. Jim is walking and Mary Kate is about to hop inside that limo. You can just make out her head. She must be standing on her tip toes.
Hey now. Mullets aren't just for the guys anymore are they. I like how dickweed also keeps the "lady" in the middle of the street while he is nice and safe up against the curb.

This is Michael Chugg. Most of you don't know who he is, but he is one of the best, if not the best concert promoter in the world and one of my heroes. He will kill you by the way.


Maroon 5 - New York
I know Laura Dern has been in a couple times this week, but hey, she's pretty cool. The only negative about her I can think of is that she voluntarily had sex with Billy Bob Thornton. More than once.
"Do you think a beard makes me look more manly?"
Kelly Preston at the premiere of Tenth Circle. I kept expecting it to say Tenth Circle From Hell, but no such luck.
I didn't even recognize Petra Nemcova. I think she came to the party with some 70 year old guy so he probably doesn't even care who she is.

Rolled out of bed and came to a party. I need that kind of life.
No exaggeration. I think the necklace on Nathalie Imbruglia's neck goes for around $1M.
You know a trend is f**ked up when Mark McGrath is also wearing a Captain Kangaroo jacket. The a-hole who started this trend must just be laughing his ass off. He used to only be able to rent them at Halloween.
I posted this photo of Mary Kate Olsen because I can't remember the last time I saw a photo of her where she looked genuinely happy.
Zhang Ziyi looks great.

"And the winner of the free stress test goes to..."
Vanessa Amorosi - Melbourne
Soul Asylum - Los Angeles
Well at least he isn't sucking on her breasts in this photo. If you have to ask, I'm sure someone will post a link in the comments. I don't do that kind of thing because this is a family site. Oooh. Big peen coming up in FFF.

Redmond O'Neal Escapes Jail Again


Redmond O'Neal who is the 23 year old son of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O'Neal plead guilty to two felony drug possession charges and got 3 years probation. In 2005 he also plead guilty to two drug possession counts and didn't get jail then either. Lets see. Redmond is 23, and by my count anyway he has been to rehab twelve times in the past ten years. Yep, he went when he was 13. Great family isn't it?

It's not like he was out on the road or working. Nope, he was just sitting around at home, hanging out with his friends and had such attentive parents that he managed to get hooked on heroin and coke.

"Hey what are you doing in that bathroom?"
"Trying to find a vein?"
"OK, but don't be too long because I need to do my hair, and then your dad wants to talk to you about the time he and Melanie had sex and made your sister watch. We're making popcorn."

Redmond will be back in court next month for a judge to decide if Redmond needs to go to rehab. How about some jail time? Huh? It's obvious rehab hasn't worked, so put him in county for a year and let him get clean that way. Maybe, just maybe then he will be able to stay clean. Rehab isn't going to work. He has spent more just on rehab and drugs in the past ten years then most people would earn working full-time over that same period.

Michael Lohan Is A Deadbeat Dad


Add deadbeat dad to the list of accomplishments in life for Michael Lohan. According to OK! Magazine, Michael Lohan fathered a girl who is now 13 when he and Dina were taking a break. Although Michael has known about the daughter and half-sister to Lindsay Lohan for a few years, Lindsay has never met her and Michael has never offered to help out in any way financially. Of course should the girl have an incredible singing voice or any talent which could be exploited Michael would be camped out on her doorstep.

Instead, he just exchanges letters with the girl and probably sends updates on Lindsay and Ali and really tries to make the girl feel completely inadequate.

Lets see. Ali is 14 so Michael went out and got the woman pregnant and then came back and said, "what the hell," and got Dina pregnant again.

OK! claims they have copies of letters he has written to the girl but they didn't release any of them. As much as I would love to see the letters I actually am glad that OK! decided not to release them. As much as I dislike Michael and this won't improve matters any, I do think the letters should remain private.

I'm also surprised Dina hasn't tried to contact the girl and get her on the show because as I wrote earlier, they need something on that show that is new and exciting because Dina is neither. Oh, I'm sure she has body parts that are new, and she probably has new boyfriends and new ways to get drunk each week, but nothing like this.

I guess Lindsay better start getting more work so Michael can start paying some of his daughter's bills.

Vanity Fair

Vanity Fair has this great collection of pictures by Bob Colacello. If you have the time to read the great captions, please do so.