July 2, 2008
#1 - Classic Hollywood. Same guy from yesterday who bought the coke for his son's birthday. So, anyway our guy who is more fully described last week was in rehab several times. One of his attempts at rehab took place out at Betty Ford. Prior to going to rehab he made arrangements for a helicopter to meet him in the desert with drugs. He would then use his exercise time to walk out into the desert, meet the helicopter and do his drugs. He would repeat this each day.
Peter Lawford
July 1, 2008
#1 - So, remember the guy from the foursome a few weeks back? He was #4 in case you want to go back and look. Anyway, he had several children and one year he was so incredibly messed up on drugs that he had not had time to get a birthday present for his son. So, what did he get him? No, not a hooker, he had already done that in a previous year. No, one time he wrapped up a couple of grams of coke in wrapping paper for his teenage son's birthday. Nice huh?
Back to the present
#2 - This hot C+ list and B name recognition television actor on a hit network drama is known more for his television roles than his films although he has been in some big ones. Well it turns out that when he was coming up and barely making ends meet he had a girlfriend who supported him through it all. Then he got his big break on this hit network drama and while he was signing the contract he was also dialing the phone and breaking up with his girlfriend.
#1 - Peter Lawford
#2 - Amaury Nolasco
June 30, 2008
So you have this A list singer and B list actor who for some reason had this very strong attraction to a waitress. They had a thing, but how he could even remember her, I have no clue. Anyway, it turns out the waitress ended up getting married to a cop. Our singer/actor ran into the waitress shortly after her marriage and wanted to be with her for a night. She told him she was married now and also told her husband the cop. The cop and the singer get into a big argument and the singer tells the cop he is going to get it. Two weeks later the cop is dead and our singer/actor goes back to the waitress the next day and says he wants to see her that night.
Frank Sinatra
June 24, 2008
This must have happened about six months ago now. Chicago. In one corner you have a B list actor. Married. For now. A list name recognition. How about A+ name recognition. Anyway, our actor was in town doing some press, making some friends, drinking a little bit. Hey just because it is a kindness doesn't mean that it is going to be lovely dovey. He shouldn't, but he does. So, our actor befriended a few of the waitresses at this particular establishment. One of them came up to him and was talking about how some guy had ordered Cristal or something for his girlfriend for their six month anniversary or something and he then realized he had left his wallet at home. Our actor told the waitress to say that the manager had picked up the bill and our actor paid it. Our actor had such a good time doing that nice thing that he decided to pick up every tab in the place that night. He didn't announce it or scream it because then everyone would have just ordered and ordered. Instead, he spoke with the manager and as each person settled their bill they were told it was on the house and thanks for being such a good customer when instead each tab was actually paid for by the actor. Final bill? About $10,000. Plus tip. He is always a good tipper.
Ben Affleck
June 20, 2008
Four people involved in this. #1 and #2 were actors who made their fame in films, but both got their only real serious award nomination for television. Any movie lover will know who #2 is. #1, maybe not. #3 was an actress but gave it up when she married #1. Eventually she married #2 as well although the marriage to #2 was as a cover for #2 being gay. The twist to this story involves #4. #4 was an actor who also married into a really wild family. Everyone will know #4. #4 also tended to go both ways as well which must have made it fun when prior to #4's marriage, #1,#2,#3 and #4 used to periodically share one bed.
#1 - Kennan Wynn
#2 - Van Johnson
#3 - Evie Wynn
#4 - Peter Lawford
June 5, 2008
#1 - At this point this the only thing keeping this on and off screen couple from that NY teen show together are the cameras and the publicity they get for being together.
Blake Lively & Penn Badgley
June 4, 2008
#1 - What does this female talk show host/ B list actress enjoy doing on her weekends more than anything? How about sitting in front of her television all weekend and ordering jewelery from home shopping channels. Thousands and thousands of dollars worth. And the funny thing is she doesn't really wear any, she just likes the shows and buying.
Whoopi Goldberg
June 3, 2008
#1 - How about another adventure from our actor from yesterday? Not as interesting, but still fun in a car wreck kind of way. Film Festival. Toronto actually. Yay Canada. Party for the premiere of one of his films. Drinks until he is passed out and his manager carries him to his room. Like I said. Not as interesting but hopefully will provide some insight into yesterday.
Keanu Reeves
June 2, 2008
You try coming to work like this actor and lets see how long you keep your job, let alone get lots and lots of ass kissing.
A list film actor. Yes, A-list, no ifs ands or buts. Well, if he had stuck with what made him famous he probably wouldn't have made it to A-list but he adapted. Latest film. Not a great film. First day. Table reading. Our actor showed up for it and was so drunk he could barely stand. No one who was setting everything up would come near him because you could smell him a mile away. He kept stumbling and falling everywhere. Affectionate to everyone. Lots of hugs and kisses. Finally managed to get the actor in a seat. He then started mumbling incoherently and the crews were trying to figure out what he was saying. Then he takes a package out of his jacket pocket...it was a mushed up burrito. He held it up to one of the crew and said "look....what is this?" So she looks and tells him it's a burrito...with chicken...he couldn't comprehend this AT ALL. She went and got him a soda and a sandwich. She was trying to get him into some kind of shape for the reading. It wasn't looking good. Oh, did I mention that he rode his motorcycle to the place? Yeah...good...right? Well, everyone LOVED him...said it was one of his best readings ever...he was brilliant. On and one it went, even though no one had been able to understand one word that came out of his mouth.
Keanu Reeves
#1 - Judging by the way this formerly married male singer with a reality television past was being mobbed by D list women you would think his current long term relationship was over. Judging by the amount of phone numbers he collected from said women, it very well could be.
Nick Lachey
May 20, 2008
#1 - Which former husband of this singing diva spent so much time running back and forth to the bathroom at a recent party that management had to give him a towel so he could keep wiping off the sweat that would not stop pouring off his face and head.
Ojani Noa
May 19, 2008
#1 - Ahhh, you hear that? It's the sound of a gold digger? So imagine if you will that you are a reality star. A network reality star. As in this has nothing to do with MTV. So, our reality star is a female, although gold digging is by no means gender specific. Our reality star was at an event where she was unfamiliar with many of the people. Unfamiliar means she hadn't heard of them and so didn't know how much they made or what they did. So, she found a publicist at the event and made small talk and got her to spill on each person. When the publicist would rattle off an estimated worth, our reality star would wander over and flirt and try to get a number or give a number. Married, single, it really didn't matter. Cute, ugly? Inconsequential. The only thing that did was a big checkbook.
Julianne Hough
May 12, 2008
Ahh guys. We just can't seem to be happy with what we already have and these two guys definitely prove that rule.
#1 - This B list film star who most of you think is gorgeous, and who has really made a move up in the world as of late is engaged to someone who considers herself an actress. It makes me laugh, but she says she is. Unfortunately for her, her affianced seems to be searching for someone else. While working recently he met a woman and exchanged phone numbers. Nothing wrong with that, but how about the invitation to fly her to LA and stay at his place. Presumably his significant other would be off "acting."
#1 - Channing Tatum
May 8, 2008
#1 - This A list film actor. I was thinking about it, but he definitely has opened movies on his own. Action though. That is kind of like women opening a horror film and being called A list. Oh, well, everyone knows him, and when I say know him, you know him. You know, (points eyes)down there. Well seems that our actor is a very generous sort to women on the street who he is attracted to. When he meets someone he likes and likes a great deal, he gives them his card. On the back of the card is a 1-800 number to a credit card concierge with a note that says, "buy something as beautiful and exotic as you... my treat xoxo". There is a pre-set spending limit on the gift.
#2 - What cast of a hit television show that is changing coasts is sitting in front of their computers right now reading this blind item? At least one of you has been a blind item, and one of you is permanently safe.
#1 - Gerard Butler
#2 - Ugly Betty
May 2, 2008
#3 - So why would you leave a hit show and a great part? Well if you ask this actress/model with a unique role on that hit show, she will give you a completely different reason than the producers. She will say to explore new opportunities. The producers will say that someone in a supporting role shouldn't be the diva who thinks the show revolves around her and when she can fit work into her schedule.
Rebecca Romijn
May 1, 2008
#1 - That marriage didn't last long. You know the B+ list actress on the hit network drama who got married and said it would last forever. Heck, the fake marriage from the same show is going to last longer than this real one. How long do you have to stay married in order not to return wedding gifts?
Ellen Pompeo
March 28, 2008
#1 - This B- film actress was on a flight with her girlfriend and hid her face under her blanket the entire flight. Why? She could only afford Business Class. Not too bad except when two people from The Real World were laughing at you from First Class.
Lindsay Lohan
April 23, 2008
I feel like most of the kindness items lately have revolved around women. That is all well and good, but it is nice to hear that guys can be kind as well. This one involves an actor who would be A list by the definition that he is the star of a long running dramatic television series. Films? He's done a couple, but is really known for his television role. Age? Not old, not aging, but not in his twenties anymore either.
Our actor is married, and she should be included as well in this kindness since she is part of it. Every two weeks or so, no matter where he is, our actor stops into a local toy store. Generally a big chain, but no love from me since they make him pay retail. Our actor spends $1000 every two weeks like clockwork. When he was filming and kept going to the same store every two weeks, someone asked him why he was buying so many toys every few weeks.
Turns out our actor, stockpiles about 75% of the toys he buys all year long and at Christmas time donates them all to organizations like Toys For Tots, etc. The other 25% he sends to various children's hospitals throughout the year.
You know the best part? The guy doesn't need publicity to keep doing it.
Tom Welling
April 21, 2008
So, what do you do when you are hosting a show and you have a member of a rock and roll super group come in? Well you try and get him to sign something for charity. I mean this group has been famous for 30 years and has licensed everything from condoms to coffins to eyeliner in order to make a buck. This singer and guitarist for the band was asked to autograph a guitar for a charity and he declined. Turns out he only signs things when he knows he will get a piece of the action. Since the show declined to give him a piece of the action, he declined to help the charity.
Paul Stanley
April 11, 2008
#2 - This former A list female singer, and now probably B based on work, but A in name recognition and diva behavior has a dog. The dog goes everywhere with her, including hotels. Unfortunately for guests and management, our singer doesn't always like having her tiny dog in the room with her and so lets her out to roam free anywhere in the hotel. Apparently the dog is trained to not leave the actual building, but will go anywhere else. And by go, I mean go as in do its business. Our singer's philosophy is that someone will pick up the mess, the dog doesn't bite and if they want her business they will perform this service. What she doesn't know is that her regular hotel chain has caught on and now lock the dog in one room or part of the hotel and release her when the singer comes calling.
Whitney Houston
April 4, 2008
#4 - This television host refused to say anything to anyone when she went to a recent event. She posed for photos and made it look like she was enjoying herself and mingling, but in reality, she ignored everyone who spoke to her. At one point even turning her face to avoid talking to someone. Total time at even was about 15 minutes. Total amount of people she ticked off was about the same.
Tyra Banks
Fireworks, freedom and peen can't be beat...as long as you don't mix the fireworks with the last option. Take it from a guy that knows. Getting drunk and deciding that perhaps that sparkler would look more impressive tied to the peen while it is sparkling is not really the best idea I have ever had. Oh sure, to the rest of the world it was hilarious, but those little sparks are much hotter than they first appear. If you are of age, and feeling risky, then by all means, click here.
March 28, 2008
#1 - This is quite the pair. A former adult film actress and a member of a girl's singing group were all over each other at a recent event. They also seemed to go the bathroom together every five minutes. Weak bladders I guess.
Jenna Jameson & Aubrey O'Day
March 27, 2008
#1 - This B/C list television actress who was one of the stars of a very long running hit show is on a new show now. She has made it very clear to producers that she is willing to do anything to stay on the show longer and is already dropping hints about how she is going to make sure she is the main focus of the show.
Michelle Trachtenberg
March 21, 2008
So, this B list television actress from a very hit show that ended not so long ago, was walking through a park close to her home when she saw two girls who were about ten playing on the swings. One of the girls had a doll in her hand which she was swinging in a circle. She didn't pay that close of attention but thought that there was a nanny or mom watching the pair. Out of the corner of her eye she saw a flash and a mixed breed dog launched through the air and grabbed the doll from the girl's hand. The girl immediately tried to get the doll back from the dog and was bitten really hard on her arm. She started screaming, let go of the doll, and the dog ran away with the doll. No one came to help the little girl at all. The alleged nanny was not actually the nanny and did nothing to help and instead walked away from the scene. The dog's owner? There was no one there at all with the girls. Our actress rushed over to the injured girl and saw that the dog had left teeth prints but had not broken the skin. The actress calmed the girl down long enough so she could get an address for the girl. It was a house about a half a block from the park. Our actress took both the girl and her friend back to the injured girl's house, and explained everything to the mother of the girl. The girl's mom had apparently run back to the house because she had thought she had left the gas on on their stove and was just opening the door to go back to the park as our actress came up with the two girls. She gave the woman her name and contact information, but no one recognized our actresses name. Later that day, our actress bought a new doll and had it sent to the girl to make up for the one that was taken by the dog.
Laura Prepon
March 17, 2008
#2 - This C list actor with the A list crazy reputation and a certain eye for realism is certainly living up to the crazy part of his reputation. He recently moved out of his home and lived in his car, because his home was too hot. Not hot as in he couldn't get the heat to work properly, but hot as he could not touch any surface of the home without thinking he was burning himself. Walking around with oven mitts on grew tiresome, so he moved into his car until the house could be sold.
Vincent Gallo
February 29, 2008
#1 So there is this sports bar at Times Square and it is Super Bowl Sunday. At this bar you had to buy tables in order to get in (for the game), but this regular person talked herself in anyway and hung out at the bar. There ended up being an empty table, so she approached the guy who "owned" it. (B- list film and television actor who used to be A list back in the late 70's early 1980's) She said from out of town and it's my birthday and I was wondering if I could buy the table from you if you're not using it. The guy looks over and says no problem, I don't need it but you'll have to arrange it at the bar. The woman says thank you so much, you're so great etc - can I tell the waitress your name? Guy stops and says You don't know who I am? She says no. He says just for that you can't have it, Fuck off...turns his back and that was that. No table. She ended up getting drunk at the bar and calling him an asshole every time he walked by to get to the bathroom.
John Schneider
This is every photo I have received over the past few months. I want all of you to know that whether you sent in a photo or not; comment on the site or just lurk; agree with me or not, I really appreciate you all. It is only because of all of you that I post every day. I posted them by numbers so you can identify yourself if you wish and for making it easier to comment.
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February, 22, 2008
The great thing about today's four items is they all come from the same apartment building in New York.
#1 The summer this B list film actress who I love to rag on as of late was in Shakespeare in the Park, she lived in the building. The building is in Manhattan that was home to many celebs on a permanent basis or just while they were doing a stint in a play or something. So, our actress lived in the building that summer under an assumed name because she didn't want to be bothered. Fine...who cares. No one in the building really cared about famous people living there. There was no mail room at this building, but rather a concierge who gave out mail. All of the mail was in pigeon holes and generally, the concierge knew you and got your mail as you came to the desk. Sometimes there were a few people there so you had to wait. Fine...well, not fine for our actress. Once, while a person was getting their mail and chatting with the concierge for a moment, he got the mail and told the person they had a package in the back so he was going to get it. Before he went to get the package, our actress came up and asked for her stuff. She was told to wait since there was another person there ahead of her. She didn't like that at all. So she said, I can't wait and I want my stuff now. The concierge ignored her. She was so steamed and unfortunately, the person ahead of our actress in line had to ride in the elevator together. She had previously asked the security guard if she could have the elevator to herself. He promptly told her that that is not how things work in the building...but in a really nice way.
#2 This former A list child actor lived in the building. He actually got kicked out of the building. He was renting...spending about 14k a month on rent. That included a studio apt that was made into a gym. This is when he was married. They rescued a lot of animals but never took them out...they also smoked pot incessantly so the halls reeked. That's why they were asked to leave. He NEVER held the door for anyone. There was a fire in the building where his mom and siblings lived...well, they all moved in with him. There were siblings ALL over the place. They would run down the halls banging on the walls. It was annoying as hell to say the least.
#3 The Paper was also filmed in the building. Ron Howard was scouting out the location so everyone on the floor which was used for filming got to see him. A few days later, he was back and invited several residents to see what was going on. He was incredibly nice. One of the male stars was not friendly at all. Apparently he was being stalked at the time so he had an armed guard, who was really nice, but our actor was an ass. He refused to take the elevator if anyone was in it. He also refused to talk to ANYONE.
#4 Here's another ass. This involves an Academy Award winning actress/supporting actress. The building was set up such that there was a doorway that went from the elevator bank to the hall. One day a resident was going from the elevator to the hall and our actress was going the other way. Well, they didn't see each other and our actress bashed through the door and hit the resident in the head. Ok, mistake...fine...well...not so fine..our actress said "get out of my way." Yeah, not ok. So, the resident told her to watch it because the resident lived there etc etc and the resident thought that our actress was really rude. The woman with her apologized profusely. The resident told her there was NO reason for her to apologize because she didn't do anything. The resident pointed to our actress and said "She's the one who should be apologizing." The resident kept being ignored by our actress while the assistant just kept apologizing.
#1 - Natalie Portman
#2 - Macaulay Culkin
#3 - Michael Keaton
#4 - Marisa Tomei
February 21, 2008
This B- list actress with the A list movie resume. When I say A list movie resume I mean summer type popcorn flicks that do well. Well she was at a premiere recently and decided that she didn't like where the limo driver was going to drop her off. She opened her door and saw that he had missed a spot by about five feet. God forbid she was going to walk the five feet. With the door halfway open she unleashed a verbal tirade against the poor driver that included every four letter word known to man and to Xenu. (not a clue, just thought it was fun to write) After she made him move up the five feet, she opened her own door and then went around to the drivers side and then let him have it again. The guy drove away leaving her there in the street. She then put on her happy face and made nice for the red carpet.
Megan Fox
February 18, 2008
Quite honestly this is one of the best pieces of gossip I have heard in the past six months. I actually heard about it on Friday and was so jazzed by it that I almost posted over the weekend because I didn't want to wait until today.
These A+ list female film actresses (when I say A+, there is no wishy washy, they are A+) are really different, but they do have one very big thing in common. A woman. That's right. While one of the A+ listers is no stranger to women, the other A+ lister is, or would have the world believe she is. However, each of our A+ listers separately spent several months with a woman who must be magnificent or beautiful or extremely talented in the bedroom to attract the interest of these A+ listers. The only thing these two A+ listers have in common is the huge amount of money they get for making films. The fact that these two completely different personalities and looks could both fall for the same woman just boggles the mind. That, and the fact that at least one of the A+ listers has never shown a propensity to spend time with the same team. This one blew me away.
One of the two is Angelina Jolie
February 15, 2008
#4 This greasy celebutard is trying to sell a sex tape of himself with two different celebutantes. No takers so far thank goodness.
Brandon Davis
February 14, 2008
#1 Out of the spotlight and out of the country, this B list or maybe C list film and television actress has been back to her old ways. Full of remorse here doesn't necessarily apply overseas as our actress proved by drinking until puking and doing more pot smoking than an entire audience at a Cypress Hill concert. She has been enjoying her freedom so much, she is planning on staying overseas permanently. Yay!
Mischa Barton
February 11, 2008
#3 At London's Fashion Week, these two daughters of separate rock icons got into a shouting match about a boyfriend of one icon's daughter and how the other daughter managed to steal him away.
Peaches Geldof/Kimberly Stewart
January 30, 2008
#2 This aging Academy Award nominated actor is really starting to show even more signs that he may not have all his faculties. Lately he has been trying to make purchases with gold coins instead of cash. No one knows if he is truly crazy or a genius since the past few times he has attempted to use the coins, the owners of the store just let him have his purchases for free after he threw a fit about how he didn't believe in cash or credit anymore and that he was returning to the past. Uh huh.
#3 This diva of divas singer and sometime very bad actress spends a great deal of money at one particular store. No problem there. She always goes after closing. No problem there. The problem lies in the fact that she will only shop at the store if a certain person is working there and waits on her. Right before Christmas the salesperson was on vacation in Europe with her family when our singer decided to do some last minute Christmas shopping. When she was informed the salesperson was on vacation she threatened to never shop at the store again. Not wanting to lose our diva as a customer, they flew the salesperson from and back to Europe in Business Class just to wait on our diva.
#2 - Gary Busey
#3 - Mariah Carey
January 18, 2008
#1 One of India's biggest actors _____________, had an affair going on with one of India's most famous beauty queens turned actress ________________ However, after some time, the actor convinced his son to marry the actress - which he did, and the father now tags along to almost all the events with the son and mistress/daughter-in-law with the son looking like the third wheel. Our actor's wife, was an actress in her own right back in the day and acts as if she knows nothing. To make this even more interesting there are other rumors that the son has something on the side going on with another actor, who is the son of the chief minister of one of the Indian states.
Amithabh Bacchan/Aiswarya Rai
January 14, 2008
#2 This A list actor's daughter was recently spotted by dad making out and groping some random guy in a corner of a bar. Dad went over and scared the guy off. Not to be outdone, the daughter got back at the dad by repeatedly walking up to him and crying whenever he was engaged in conversation with another woman.
Rumer Willis/Bruce Willis
January 4, 2008
#2 - This married has been of an A list singer/ teenage heartthrob was seen making an absolute fool of himself at a NYE party at the Playboy Mansion. She was probably 21, but looked about 16 and he followed her around all night promising the world if she would just go home with him. Touching her, kissing her, and even trying to grope her, our singer even offered to leave his wife. Now we all know he was probably joking about leaving his wife, but when she finds out about it, she might leave him.
David Cassidy
Tomorrow is the big day. I guess I know what I will be doing for the next 24 hours. The reveals will start at 930am PDT and continue every fifteen minutes until they are done. I think there are approximately 30 or 40. Who knows exactly. There will be a break for the reader photos and of course a BIG break for FFF at some point. Whether you come back to the reveals after seeing FFF is completely a personal decision. I don't judge. Well, I do judge, but not any of you. You are all perfect. Perfect I tell you. Not like the movie Perfect which was pretty damn bad, but you get the point.
This A list male country music singer has been having some problems as of late, but he thinks he finally has them solved. See, there was a little incident involving the guy he was living with for the past several months. Our singer and the guy broke up, but the guy decided that he could make a buck or two selling his tales of meth use and the way they picked up strange men off gay date phone lines to have threesomes and foursomes. Our singer nipped that in the bud by buying off the guy. However, I don't think our singer has carefully thought through the situation involving all of the guys that were invited over for the good times as it were. Stay tuned.
Leonard Cohen is a legend and one of the all-time best musicians, writers and poets. Definitely top spot.
Flash that wedding ring. All shiny like he hardly ever wears it. We'll just pretend the glass next to him is diet coke.
Nothing against Cheryl Cole or Tweedy or whatever she is calling herself this week. I actually kind of like her but I just have this thing against people who need someone to hold their umbrella for them. Think to yourself the last time you shared an umbrella with someone. After two steps you were probably like "screw it, I'll get wet." So, think about how spoiled you have to be to let someone get wet just to keep you dry. 
David Arquette was doing some good work yesterday. If not for Leonard, he probably would have got the top spot. David was over at a local Girls&Boys Club to bring awareness to the Summer Food Service Program. I cannot even begin to tell you how important this program is. Yes, it is a government program, but it is always being threatened by budget cuts. During the school year, the federal government gives free or subsidized lunches to kids who can't afford food to bring to school. What about the summer though? It's not like all of a sudden there is money to buy food. We are always looking out at other countries and helping their kids eat, and I just think it is so important to make sure our own kids eat first. I honestly don't care if they are legal, illegal, or whether their parents are stealing from the government. If some kid wants to eat, we should feed them. Yesterday I was nice to Courteney and today David. Hell, the next thing you know Alexis will be back in FFF with a brand new photo. Did I say that?
Can't help myself. I love The Hoff. Was watching Dodgeball again over the weekend and his cameo in that film is priceless.
Apparently you are not supposed to touch the Prince or Queen while receiving an award. Who knew? Kylie Minogue didn't I guess.
And a gust of wind came along and the OBE flew away never to be seen again. Well actually it would be seen again, it's just that you and I would be bidding for it on ebay.
There are so many ways to go with this. All of them seem harsh. I mean there is the obvious Brokeback reference, or riding a horse again, or whether he should be riding bareback. But, lets just say Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of his new film.
Always looking like a million is Joan Collins.
Duffy - Amsterdam
Anyone want to count the covers that Naomi Campbell and Claudia Schiffer have been on?
The Neville Brothers - New York
Natasha Richardson and Liam Neeson on a little vacation. Love them.
Hey everyone. Guess what? Katie Price and Peter Andre are not crappy parents at least according to a judge. Well they may have won their suit, but I don't see anyone rushing over to their house anytime soon looking for babysitting services.
John Mayer - Milwaukee
Roisin Murphy - London
R.E.M. - Amsterdam
Paul Dempsey - Melbourne
I know there have been a few Pierce Brosnan photos in the past few weeks, but I think this is my favorite. It's nice to see him really smile, and he was even wearing jeans. Not Levi's though. That brand is crap now, so sayeth Jean Claude.
Congratulations to the happy couple as Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are expecting their second child.
Our reader with Daniel Evans.
Lovely reader #3
Our reader is the woman on the right.
Tiny, but there she is.
Reader #6 with a great smile.
Look. Hey look. Stop whatever the hell it is you are doing. Wake the wife and kids. It's a guy. A guy has actually sent his photo in. Can't see his face, but it is a guy.
Our stunning reader is on the right.
Our reader is on the left. Love this photo.
Our reader didn't think she was pretty enough to send one in. You kidding me? Everyone is gorgeous here people. You are all money. All of you. Now lets all go watch Swingers together.
Both are readers. Yay! Finally a twofer. That's how they should all be.
First fellow has been the subject of gay speculation for years. He’s had the luxury of hiding behind those with a higher profile and then later in obscurity while others have dominated the smutty landscape. Not that it would matter either way but it’s been decided for the greater good by committee that he remain vague about the fact that he likes boys better than girls.
Vague is better than fraud. And picking up in Gaytown is much better than doing it 70s style in the forest like George Michael. Now that he’s single, having broken up with a longterm boyfriend, with whom he was living openly back home, he was seen at 2am very recently in an area where the homos hang, propositioning a male acquaintance to join him back at the hotel. Unfortunately he had his signals crossed. The object of his sleepover was not interested.
Second fellow is a full on fraud, and it would appear that his now defunct relationship was an attempt to cover a close friendship that was tingling all our smutty senses. The man who made him has since leaked several stories to make sure his female fanbase doesn’t defect. Which is why, the next night across town at the afterparties, he felt secure enough to make out hard and wet, boogie and get down, with a boy rather light on his feet, in more ways than one, but much less famous. Now he and Britney have something in common.
The Orlando Sentinel somehow got their hands on the first five minutes of Dark Knight. The amazing thing is that it has been live for almost 24 hours and no cease and desist letters yet. Enjoy it while you can.
Which annoying singer is so into his Colombian marching powder, he's known as The Hoover by fed-up record label bosses?
#1 - Classic Hollywood. Same guy from yesterday who bought the coke for his son's birthday. So, anyway our guy who is more fully described last week was in rehab several times. One of his attempts at rehab took place out at Betty Ford. Prior to going to rehab he made arrangements for a helicopter to meet him in the desert with drugs. He would then use his exercise time to walk out into the desert, meet the helicopter and do his drugs. He would repeat this each day.
Back to the present, well almost present. The first name that pops in your head in the one below is probably the answer.
#2 - What NBA all-star had a really wonderful way with women even back in high school. I remember high school. Lots of innocence. Not so for our NBA star. Favorite activity? Well he would find some girl and sweet talk her until she wanted him. I mean this guy was already huge, and extremely popular. Our NBA player would take the lucky girl out to his car in the parking lot and force her to perform oral sex. Then, when he had finished in his porn star way if you know what I mean, he would literally force them out of the car just like that. Such a way with women.
Sometimes the top spot just goes to people I like. Congratulations to Andrew G and Noa Tishby on their wedding this past weekend. Andrew, she is way too good for you, and Noa, please do something about the clothes he wears.
The belt just makes that outfit doesn't it?
The Chanel show kind of makes all those tents in New York, look like, well tents.
Good God Cynthia Nixon looks like crap here and the idiot to her left is responsible because he designed it.
Dario Ripoll is shown here at the 35th Anniversary of The Godfather DVD release in Mexico City. Me thinks he is taking the whole concept just a touch too seriously. I don't think the invitation mentioned automatic weapons.
Gibran Soul - New York
I would love to know what Goldie Hawn is thinking. Hell, I'd like to know what Lance Armstrong is thinking by involving himself with someone who obviously only cares about herself. Oh, that's what they have in common.
50 Cent - New York
So, the guy on the left is Efrain Medina, and he is the Latin American Idol. I guess they just combine all the countries who speak Spanish and say, "hey, one Idol per region."
Dweezil Zappa - Milwaukee
I don't know why the other photo didn't load, and honestly, I'm too lazy to load it again because it is a big pain to move all the photos around. Anyway, for those of you who are a certain age this is what Koo Stark looks like today. For those of you who are wondering if she owns Koo Koo Roo, the answer is no. Instead she is the woman who I honestly thought would drive Queen Elizabeth to an early grave.
The perfect couple of the day goes to Kelly and Mark. Damn my life sucks.
Hugh Jackman and his lovely wife. This is the first time that I can remember that I have posted a photo of Hugh where he was actually wearing a shirt.
A first time appearance for Gaspard Ulliel.
Mary J. Blige always looks spectacular.
Happy Birthday Missy Elliot. Go on drink it. And while you are at it, have 20 or so for me.
Lindsay Price on the set of Lipstick Jungle.
The always lovely Kerry Washington.
How about another Princess? This one from Thailand and a long name contest nominee. Princess Siriwanaree Nareerat. From what I can tell she went to each runway show in Paris and had a front row seat at each. Must be a big spender.
Want to know what it is like to be turned away at the door at a Jay-Z party? Just ask Peaches Geldof here.
I'm guessing Patricia Arquette is pregnant. I really can't keep up with who is and who isn't anymore.
Michelle Yeoh pulls a Salma Hayek.
#2
#3
and #4
Guess who? Hmm, since his feet don't quite reach the ground and he looks like a big ass face, I'm going to guess Tom Cruise. Ding, ding, ding. What did I win? A copy of Losin' It.
This photo was taken in Prague about a month ago. It is Sienna Miller and Balthazar. I'm sure them meeting on the street like this was just an accident. Fate. Chance. Nothing happened he screams to his wife. I never saw her off the set.
Have you ever met someone on the street somewhere and thought to yourself, "oh, they are kind of cute, let me give them my number." Well of course you know what happens. You sober up or realize that you gave a complete stranger your number and you don't even remember what he or she looked like or your friends can't stop laughing at the fact that you thought that person was cute.
Well what happens when they call? Take a listen. Believe me. It is worth your 4:27. At the very least it will make you smile, and at best, you can start memorizing all those fake phone numbers or those of the people you dislike the most.
Thanks Heather.
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Which down on his luck celebrity chef was so desperate for cash, he recently started flashing his portion as a porn film extra, earning £300 a day?
Which naive actress didn't make any excuses as she sat in her party dress and sniffed cocaine off her mate's hand in the middle of a party?
Yes, all the classic Hollywood items will be revealed on Friday.
#1 - So, remember the guy from the foursome a few weeks back? He was #4 in case you want to go back and look. Anyway, he had several children and one year he was so incredibly messed up on drugs that he had not had time to get a birthday present for his son. So, what did he get him? No, not a hooker, he had already done that in a previous year. No, one time he wrapped up a couple of grams of coke in wrapping paper for his teenage son's birthday. Nice huh?
Back to the present
#2 - This hot C+ list and B name recognition television actor on a hit network drama is known more for his television roles than his films although he has been in some big ones. Well it turns out that when he was coming up and barely making ends meet he had a girlfriend who supported him through it all. Then he got his big break on this hit network drama and while he was signing the contract he was also dialing the phone and breaking up with his girlfriend.
Surprising for the top spot you may say, but I think they are right where they belong. Why you ask? I want you to stop what you are doing and imagine Sandra Bernhard and Rosie Perez having a conversation. In one 15 minute period they probably abused the English language to such an extent that it will probably never be recognized again.
Amanda Peet. You know that I love you Amanda, but as a friend that can tell you anything, I think we need to talk about the hair. I feel like I'm watching Square Pegs.
The hippie, Axl Rose, beaded head band has got to stop. It just does.
Bootsy Collins - Milwaukee
David Guggenheim and the always lovely and never get to see her anymore Elisabeth Shue.
Happy Canada Day everyone!!
Ahh, can you feel the love that Chris Daughtry has for his wife. "You go wait over there baby. Away from the photographers. I'll be over when I can."
Who thinks Courteney Cox is drunk?
"Left foot, than, ummm. Right?"
I would be smiling my ass off too if I thought I wasn't going to have to see Madonna everyday.
I feel so bad because I skipped Frida Reuss yesterday. Forgive me.
Ahhh, have to love those vacation photos.
Damon Wayans doesn't age. He looks great.
DJ Jazzy Jeff. Still playing second fiddle to Will. Will is making out with Charlize, and Jeff is in the corner...alone.
Ian Thorpe is one hell of an athlete, but this is why he shouldn't dress himself.
This was at the same party as the one attended by Ian Thorpe above. By the way, this woman is a stylist. Nice.
I just seem to have this huge crush on Idina Menzel. Can't help it.
Congratulations George on the marriage.
I know it won't happen for a few months, but I want to go drinking with Minnie Driver.
I can't read Italian, but I think the Milan City Council has banned Marc from ever coming to town again.
Lou Reed - London
Contrast this with Chris Daughtry. Kevin James knows he married waaaaaaaaaaaaaay up.
"Ummm. Jennifer, I noticed that you have worn this many times. I am Domenico Dolce. You need clothes, you come see me."
For a world class athlete, Ronaldinho seems to be a bit overweight.
"Where did the rabbit go?"
You win the Euros and Our Princess just starts getting all rebellious. Notice that everyone else is wearing pants.
With the numbers of blind people declining in the world, the people of New York decide to change that by all staring directly into the sun at once.
Monica looks amazing. Where has she been?
Our lovely reader photo #1
#2 (no FFF for him please)
and #3. Our reader is on the lower right.
When I saw Rolf Harris with this award, the first thought that came to me was the fusilli Jerry episode of Seinfeld. A one in a million shot doc.
Richard Gere on the set of his new film.
Steve Kilbey. Oh, come on. The Church people. The Church.
Sinbad is looking. umm fit.
This is the happiest Rachael Ray has looked in months. She must have found a new way to keep her husband locked up at home.
we.tv had one hell of a promotion in NY this morning.
I don't know what to think of the suit.
I do know what to think of Valerie Bertinelli. Love her.
And have been missing Tatyana Ali. It is great to see her.
One last Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend photo. No more for awhile.
Which singing ex-husband of an A-list actress would rather have people think he's gay than admit that he cheated on her with a groupie?
I didn't know that hosting the 8th hour of the Today show each morning also came with the right to be the moral authority for the world. If I had known it was that sweet of a job, I might have taken it. Not that they were offering, but still, to have that kind of power. Nice.
See, Kathie Lee Gifford has in her own obnoxious kind of dingbatty way started expressing her opinions on everything from what soap works best, to what religion you should practice. See, the thing is that the world is very hypocritical and Kathie Lee knows that and takes advantage of it.
Last week was wedding week on Today and so as usual the show sent Kathie to be with the people, because there is nothing more painful or humorous to watch than Kathie Lee Gifford dealing with "everyday people." Oh, she pretends to be an everyday person, but you can just see how uncomfortable any interaction with someone not working for her makes her. This whole being with people and interacting them, is causing her to waste more water than Celine Dion in an effort to get clean.
Anyway, last week, she was posing questions to members of a wedding party. They were multiple choice and in one of them, Pagans were referenced. Kathie Lee immediately called them the "nasty, bad pagans." Umm. Last time I checked, Paganism was an official religion and entitled to nonprofit status from the IRS.
Who made Kathie Lee the moral arbiter of the world? What if Kathie Lee was a pagan and referred to Christians or Jews or Muslims that way. I don't think they would be too happy. What if it had been Scientologists she had called nasty. Wow, Tom Cruise would have been back in Matt Lauer's face quicker than Paris Hilton smiles for a millionaire.
I'm not a pagan, but I know I have readers who are. As far as I know, Kathie Lee has not been forced to apologize or issued a statement saying she misspoke. So, no big deal right? Well, depends on if you are a pagan, or if you think that Kathie Lee will now be emboldened knowing there are no consequences and move to the next item on her morality agenda. To be proud of who you are or what you believe is one thing, but to demean something you are not is quite another.
NBC and Kathie Lee should apologize. If you don't want to watch the entire clip, she goes off on pagans at 4:44.
Which stoned celeb was so off his face on MDMA that his mates had to forcibly stop him stripping off right in the middle of Glastonbury Festival...
So you have this A list singer and B list actor who for some reason had this very strong attraction to a waitress. They had a thing, but how he could even remember her, I have no clue. Anyway, it turns out the waitress ended up getting married to a cop. Our singer/actor ran into the waitress shortly after her marriage and wanted to be with her for a night. She told him she was married now and also told her husband the cop. The cop and the singer get into a big argument and the singer tells the cop he is going to get it. Two weeks later the cop is dead and our singer/actor goes back to the waitress the next day and says he wants to see her that night.
So, today, and for the rest of the week I have several reader photos for each day. If you want to have your photo in the big reader photo spectacular on the 4th, then make sure you e-mail me your reader photo by Thursday.
Why not start out with some Sean Connery. You really just can't say anything bad about the career of the man.
When you see a photo of Brendan Fraser these days it really is like your own front row seat to a mid-life crisis. I think he is going to be the James Woods of this generation.
Barack Obama made an appearance at the Pride Parade in New York. His face seems oddly enlarged.
You don't know this is do you? The man on the right is Benny Andersson. Still don't know who it is? I'm disappointed. ABBA. Executive Producer of Mamma Mia.
With anyone else, you would think the smirk would probably be interpreted as they think they are better than us. With Andy Samberg and Seth Myers I think it has to do more with one of them probably just farting.
The lovely, and I mean lovely Alexis Bledel. I can assure you that unlike Ben Affleck there has never been and never will be a blind item about Alexis.
If this was the only photo I had seen of Charlize Theron in a month I would say she's pregnant. Of course it could just be the fact she is standing next to the very pregnant Camilla Alves who is going into the 14 month of her pregnancy and her baby daddy Matthew McConaughey.
Chris Rock - San Juan
Well one can't say that Colin Firth's wife Livia doesn't have a sense of humor. At least I hope that is what she was intending.
Don't make me go through all of it again. This time it is Bjorn Ulvaeus. We really need to talk about your suit though Bjorn. I'm thinking Dancing Queen and the whole Mamma Mia thing have made a few bucks so maybe take more than $10 and spend it on a suit. You know I love you and so don't want people to laugh at you.
Bat For Lashes - Manchester
Dita von Teese looks great. I notice that when I haven't seen her in a few months and then she is out again, she is always a breath of fresh air. She is just so unique.
The one and only Dominique Swain.
Do you feel like you are watching the start of Iron Chef? "Who do you want to shave against? Today's ingredient is papaya juice. Who will use it to shave the smoothest?"
Yes, D.B. you were in Eight Men Out. We got it. We also see that the uniform doesn't come close to fitting. Of course compared to the Grey Goose straight out of a bottle drinking, linen suit destroying Jeremy Piven you look like a million bucks.
Liv Tyler and her half sister Chelsea.
"For those of you who guessed that I actually died four years ago, you are correct."
The damn I'm a good looking couple photo of the day goes to Luke Goss and Anna Walton. You can claim your prize by looking in the mirror.
Who the else brings you Jeffrey Tambor? Larry Sanders show on DVD. Memorize them and your life will make sense. Not really, but I wish it were true since I have them memorized.
Josh Kelley - Chicago
I know, I know, and this was just the semi-final. After yesterday Princess Letiza probably had an orgasm. It's like a Christmas miracle in June. She's alive. She's alive. Thanks vicy.
I think this is the first time for Peter Berg in the photos.
Pierce Brosnan and his very lovely wife.
Olivier Martinez. So do all of you see in him what Kylie does? At this point she is practically stalking him so what is it about him that makes her do it? He kind of looks like a French David Spade to me.
I really thought about putting Meryl Streep at the top, but I think she has been there before. Plus, she made that film with Roseanne Barr so there needs to be some type of consequence for that behavior.
Our lovely reader is the one on the left.
Our lovely reader and breast cancer survivor.
This reader has been around almost from the beginning.
Unlike say, Jessica Seinfeld, Rosie actually did all these crafts with her kids and other kids and the kids from down the street. The woman loves crafts.
Radiohead - Manchester
S-C-I-E ...you get the point.
Vanity Fair has their annual, take the young people out and show the world who is going to be shoved in their faces for the next few years issue. Their main criteria seems to be that someone is young and has a film or hit television show already out or about to come out. In this photo, from L to R, Amanda Seyfried, Emma Roberts, Blake Lively, and Kristen Stewart. I do encourage you to go to their site and look at the interviews. It is pretty easy to spot who the obnoxious, spoiled ones (Olivia Thirlby) and the "hey, she's down to earth" people are.
Kind of makes the two lumps I did with my bucket as a kid seem pretty insignificant. Well actually much of my life is pretty insignificant so why should a sand castle be any different.
I don't know how Selma Blair ended up at the bottom. Sorry Selma.
Which famous festival-goer couldn't believe his luck when a fan surprised him with a big bag of Colombian marching powder? No wonder the quirky star scurried off to his Winnebago so fast...
Am I the biggest Jay-Z fan in the world? No. Do I like his music? Yeah, I like it, but I don't love it. But, that being said, I didn't see what all the fuss was when he was booked for Glastonbury. Music is music is music and all music played today basically comes from the same source. Just because you don't happen to like a certain kind of music doesn't mean it shouldn't be on a bill.
So, when the Noel Gallagher started spouting off about how Jay-Z (read black people) don't belong at Glastonbury it kind of pissed me off. To me, the best music festivals are the ones that have something for everyone and introduce people to music they otherwise wouldn't have listened to. Plus, with the advent of ipods, everyone has some seriously eclectic crap they listen to and I wouldn't be surprised if people who listened to Oasis also listen to Jay-Z and Kanye. So, Noel as much as you hate the thought of a black person playing at Glastonbury, it happened, and will probably happen again.
The organizers at Glastonbury took a chance on Jay-Z and I think it paid off. The part that I liked best though is in the video below. Sure, Noel will get a little bit of coin for the song performance, but also knows that Jay-Z could buy and sell Noel 50 times and that in the music industry, Noel is Jay-Z's bitch.
Which posh Hamptons club called a car service and a private doctor to sneak out a drug-addled starlet last weekend so that local police wouldn't get wind of her conking out in the public bathroom?
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