Yes, it is that time again. This week it is all about sports, including none other than Mike Tyson. Once the most feared guy on the planet, I know you are all dying to see what Mike Tyson has under the shorts. So, for Mike and other sports stars, click here.
#1 - Calling this person even a celebutard is pretty much a bump up in status. He really would be totally unknown if it were not for this actress/singer he is dating. She is very young, but it has not stopped them from being sexually active. To make sure there is no scandal or some embarrassing photos caught on camera, the couple has to be intimate only at our singer's home.
#2, #3, and #4- A lister? Questionable. Definite B+ film actor (#1) in one of the biggest films of the year. Well in a film that just wrapped, our actor got really, really crazy with this C list actor (#2)who has had his shots at fame and even has B list recognition for all of his film work. Mostly their fun was just an awesome amount of drugs and alcohol being consumed and practical jokes that are only funny to people wasted out of their minds. But one day, things got a little out of hand with an actress on the set who is C list (#3), and has primarily been in television. A definite big hit television show, but she is still C list. Well, apparently our actress had a huge thing for #1 and so would basically do anything he wanted despite the fact he is married. Although they did have almost constant sex, the big ugly scene was a result of #1 and #2 always pressuring her to keep up with their drug use. One day when she refused, #2 hit her, leaving a huge black eye. Not wanting a fuss, the producers, gave her a raise and offered her a lead role in their next film as long as she kept quiet. She agreed. She also didn't stop hanging out with either guy after the incident.
So, it turns out that ever since I spelled their name wrong last year, The Dollyrots have pretty much been regular readers of the blog. Because they do read, they know I'm taking a break from the reader photos until the holidays. But, they also know that if you are a reader who takes a photo with a celebrity that is current, I will post it. So, last night, here in LA at The Viper Room they took a self portrait. They then proceeded to guilt me for not coming to their show to such an extent that I actually hugged my mom for being a softie. So, to make it up to them, in addition to their photo, I am posting their new video which is a cover of Brand New Key.
For some reason Byron Allen just looks really uncomfortable.
Amy Winehouse gets ready for Halloween a little early with her Mick Jagger impression.
Avant - New York
Adam Sandler gets in just because he is actually out and not wearing a t-shirt.
I think it is Aly and AJ. It could be the other way around. I don't know. Does it really matter in the entire scheme of life which is which?
Just friends
Sesame Street characters living a real life. Love it.
Did I miss the memo that says everyone is back in the 70's and we all need to sing Come On Get Happy.
The why were you there photo of the day goes to David Beckham and Belly Dec in Chicago at Jermaine Dupri's birthday party.
Look who it is. Wow. Back in the day, you could not open up a tabloid without reading about Ed Marinaro.
This is what happens when you have to buy a tux from the hotel gift shop.
Would you believe this was the least trashy photo of Daisy Lowe from yesterday? She walked the Agent Provacateur show and there was nothing provocative about it. Also, her bottoms didn't fit right and even though she was walking, there was a huge gap and, well you know, not something I really felt like sharing.
The what the f**k were they thinking award of the day goes to Kelly Bensimon who still is managing to smile despite wearing this. It's kind of like she was in bed, woke up, but on some bag pipe socks and a sweater and went to a party.
Jerry Hall apparently wants us all to know she still has breasts.
So, for the 832nd day in a row Jennifer Garner took her kid to a park. And for the 832nd day in a row, Ben Affleck didn't go.
I like Hilary Duff much better now that she is not in our faces everyday.
So, Lucy Liu has got a hold of Manolo Blahnik, and I'm guessing that she isn't letting go until she gets her Christmas list filled.
Wasted out of her mind, but Kate Moss at least looks like she is having fun.
I guess velvet must be making a comeback, because if the publisher of Esquire is wearing it, then it must be real.
All of you seemed to love that I posted Kathy Ireland a few months back. Well here she is last night as the buffer at a charity event. I think she was supposed to be the good to Sharon Stone's evil.
If I didn't know Nia Vardalos was happily married, then all of this time she is spending with John Corbett on and off set would be something worth noting.
OK, so there it is. Six weeks huh? I can't tell baby ages. I will let all of you hash it out.
Nelly - Ft. Lauderdale
I love Meryl Streep, but I love the view more. Coast of Spain. Road trip.
Dame Elizabeth Taylor.
Plain White T's - Paramus, NJ
Wow, it looks to me like Paul Sorvino has seen the bottom of a few bottles of something. Man he is looking rough.
While usually the queen of roughness, Penny Marshall actually looks really nice.
I've decided that Orlando Bloom doesn't take bad photos.
Ne-Yo - New York
Apparently the last time Steve Guttenberg had any money to spend on clothes was back in the 80's.
Just because no one really talks about Sadie Frost anymore.
I know all of you are going to smack me down for this, but Rumer actually looks decent. I don't know if it is the red hair or the distance of the camera, but she looks ok. Notice, I'm not saying hot, or stunning, but she looks about as good as she can.
Always looking good is Rex Lee. One of these days I am going to have Rex Lee day.
Ray-J and Kim Kardashian were at the same party. Got along also. Hmmm.
Well, if there any doubts as to the parents of Jack Henry Quaid, just take a look at that face.
The Kooks - London
Oh, look, an "everyday person" messed up the Hilton photograph. I'm sure Kathy had a discussion with security about him and had him tosses.
Mr Cheesy and his daughter
Shoshanna Lonstein and pants that look like they are about 30 minute ones.
Alfonso is always the odd man out. Will and Jada have chairs, Alfonso, not so much.
A first timer in Vincent De Paul.
The fastest man on the planet Usain Bolt.
Tara Reid looking nice at two events in a row.
All thanks in part to Mr. Personality.
In Your Turn we did cheesiest 80's song that you still listen to anyway. We also did the first concert you ever saw. But, now comes something even better. Your all-time favorite song. And when I say it is your all-time favorite, it means that no matter what you are doing, when you hear that song on the radio, you are going to listen to the entire thing. Late for an appointment, kids are screaming, and it just doesn't matter. It is your song and not going anywhere until it is over.
Which star famous for her shapely rear has a phobia of bottoms - even though hers has made her famous? We hear the babe is even considering a butt reduction.
Well, if you want to listen to all of the new single from Britney Spears, here it is. I mean, this sure is a lot of hype from someone who hasn't had a decent record in a very long time, MTV Awards not withstanding. Take a listen, and you decide.
It's really one of Hollywood's best-kept secrets—right up there with what exactly went down between Tom and Nicole. And yes, if you're smelling a pooftah about to be (almost) outted here, then, babycakes, you are correct. Besides, I gave you all a het vice last week about how skank-a-thon you straight married folks can be, 'kay?
For the ribald record, do you all have any idea how hard it is to find surreptitious heterosexual effed-up behavior in this town? It's ridiculous! No one hides that crap in T-town! You straight Neanderthals are so proud of treating women like they so often treat themselves (starvation, mutilation, etc.). It's all the closeted fagolas who are worth writing about.
Take Petered Metered, for ince. He's, like, so famous for screwing everything that's boobalicous, always female, always a very broad-type o' broad, too. Know what I mean? P.M. truly loves the attention all this lady-killin' affords him, the more visible, the better. The more curvaceous, even more better!
A little obvious for my tastes, but in a town where a woman can still keep their kids and have a career comeback less than a year after they go bald-headed wacko, what the ef do I know about subtleties?
Obviously, not nearly as much as does Mr. Metered, who has it expressly written into the contracts with his girlfriends (yes, you read correctly) that they're supposed to go on and on not just about Metered's prowess, but his damn annoying wandering eye, too. It's all for effect. Just so the gullible public doesn't quit buying his product, which affords P.M. mucho purchased playtime with the—you know what's coming here, hons—the boys 'n' the toys. Lots of toys and gadgets and drugs and gels and porn and…jeez, doesn't anybody just have plain ol' sex anymore?
And It Ain't: Sylvester Stallone, Colin Farrell, Matthew McConaughey
Well, our Academy Award winning/nominated actress is at it again. This time at a charity event. Just when she had started being invited back to events after her last drunken banishment, it seems as if she is up to her old tricks. Hey, at least this time before she got kicked out she didn't hit anyone. Instead she just did some yelling and screaming. Note to future cocktail servers who encounter our actress. Two olives not one in her martinis or else you will see the spittle fly.
A little warning. Lower in the photos is another tongue photo. No, not as bad as Verne Troyer's tongue, but still tongue though. PG photo, but the hurl factor is right up there with Verne. Lots and lots of photos today because last night was busy.
First up is Michael J Fox and Tracey Pollan. It seems as if they have been married forever, and there have been some very tough times, but they fought through them. So, for that, they get the top spot.
Antonio Sabato Jr. almost got the top spot, just because he looks so damn perfect. The only reason he didn't was he was at the Reality Show awards and so it kind of ruins it.
I guess maybe Aubrey O'Day is declaring herself, what, a skank? Think not?
Yeah, it got worse as the night went on. I guess maybe the guy was looking a little too closely, but hey, if it is staring you right in the face like that, it is kind of like a car wreck. You are going to look.
Apparently the 80's are back. Either that or Corey Feldman ran out of clothes.
Corbin Bleu, just because, hey he hasn't been in here in a long time and he is a nice guy.
Billy Zane has a new look. More of that whole teddy bear thing.
Apparently Brangelina don't have enough money to have a dry cleaner installed into their home permanently, so they still have people bring it.
The entire Girls Next Door gang was there, but I think we should just focus on Bridget since she is the only one I like.
Dave Stewart - Los Angeles
Apparently Bijou was not as upset at Danny Masterson as I was led to believe. He doesn't look all that thrilled to be there though.
Danny Bonaduce and George Gray. Fun.
A nice random collection. Clark Gregg, Jennifer Grey and Sam Rockwell.
And Sam again with Oliver Platt.
Daniel Dae Kim was there.
As was Jorge Garcia.
Eva Herzigova looks like a mannequin, but it is nothing compared to
Garrett Neff who actually looks wax.
One of my favorite photos of the day. Harry Connick and Amanda Bynes.
Gary Cole has been working out and wants you to know it.
This is what happens when you love Chachi.
This is how you look when you don't. Ewan McGregor looks really good.
Do you think they could find a place for Joan Collins on 90210?
And she just had a baby right?
Ian McShane on the set of Kings.
Also on the set were Miguel Ferrer and Christopher Egan.
Hey Marc. The doorman called and wants his pants back.
I'm going to take a wild guess here and say that is not just coke in Keith Olbermann's cup.
Katie Melua - Cape Town
And Johnny Fairplay still makes a living how?
Where have you been Rick Schroder?
Notice that Naomi appears pissed and has her hand in the purse. Uh oh.
Molly Shannon and Ben Silverman.
You have to put Matthew in whenever he actually wears a shirt. Camilla just had a baby also right? Goodness how do these people do it?
I'm guessing the whole beard process for Mark Hudson is rather lengthy.
Zoe - Mexico City
The boys from Weezer.
Scott Weiland in a suit. Wow, that has got to be a first.
Gillian Anderson and Simon Pegg. She took a spill right after this photo.
Sara Baras - Sydney
Which girl and boy bands have become so close in recent weeks, they've started swapping partners? The promiscuous groups are getting a bad rep among disgusted record label bosses....
It has been awhile since I last posted about this couple, but that is because there has not really been any new information. That has changed though. The couple to which I am referring is the one that spent some time together in a foreign country while he was filming. He of course is a B list actor who still has that desire to return to A list status. She has never been more than a B-, but has special talents which our actor finds he really needs to keep him, ummm, interested so to speak. Our actor has been spending time apart from his special someone, and while she has been away, he has had at least one encounter at his home with the actress and her special talents. Their liaisons would have probably gone unnoticed, except for something unusual that happened on her last exit from our actor's home. Apparently she had been beneath the view of the car windows, and the lenses of the paps. But then, for some reason, something caused to her to move up to viewing level, if even for just a brief instant. Now, of course it could be said that she was merely visiting or reading scripts, but then why the hiding, and why does she only turn up when our actor is alone.
There were probably better choices for the top spot today, but I do like the randomness of it and Tony Bennett is a legend, so putting him up here with John Mayer and Terrence Howard is not that shabby.
I really need to go back to high school because I honestly don't remember many students dressed like this. There was a teacher who did though. Mr. Barnes. He got let go though.
It has been a long time since I have seen Anastacia anywhere. She looks great and so cool to see her smiling and looking like she is having fun.
A little fixer upper Brangelina are going to be living in for awhile. At what point do you think it affects the kids that they are always moving and always starting somewhere new every six months.
You think someone could figure out a way to write Marcia Cross into the new Melrose Place. Yeah, that's how much I think about Desperate Housewives, but I know many of you like it, so enjoy, and speculate.
The new television show Da Blob seems to me to be a rip off of Da Teletubbies.
Apparently that is Drew Barrymore proving to Ed Westwick that she is not a Mac girl.
Is that velvet on Christopher Meloni?
In their summary, People talks about how Clay Aiken came out as a gay man. This was just in case if you were wondering if he was going to come out as a gay woman.
Gwyneth in Milan. I guess she is going to run back to her place after the show and make sure she cooks for the kids. Such a crock.
One of my favorite names ever. Famke Janssen.
Before the screening.
At the after party, Diane Lane gets a little crazy.
And one of my favorite photos of the day. Richard and Carey.
I guess it is Jennifer Lopez. Doesn't really look like her, but isn't that Benny Medina? Didn't she fire him? I can't keep up.
Jermaine Dupri always knows where the butt is.
Julie Chen and Les Moonves. I like them together.
But a couple that I love together and that no one gives any credit to is Jill Goodacre and Harry Connick Jr. A singer and a model and it has lasted for almost 60 years now. No? Too much?
Lance Armstrong looks agitated. Kate Hudson questions?
Rosanna Arquette looks agitated. Career nosedive questions?
Katie Price and her new perfume. Umm, I don't know if this is for humans or part of her dog wear collection. These things need to be more clear.
Mmmmm. Chick-Fil-A. Oh, and Kirk Cameron.
Jack Thompson and Denise Richards before the airbrushing.
I almost think they are look-a-likes. But then, I look at Matthew Broderick's clothes and realize, yes, it is him because no one else has that sense of 1950's midwest style.
I'm trying to remember the last time I saw Liam Neeson smiling in a photo.
Lady GaGa - Sydney
And look how happy Kiefer Sutherland is. Good for him.
Apparently Roberto Cavalli is a Coke Light fan. Or the limbo.
These ballet costumes were designed by Jillian Lewis from Project Runway. Apparently they are causing a scandal because they are so sexy. Ummm. I'm not a big ballet guy, but when I lose a bet and have to go to one, I seem to recall they pretty much dress like this all the time. Now, I generally fall asleep after the first two or three minutes, but this is what I recall.
The French president decided to come all the way to New York for a jog.
Remind me not to go to Nikki Griffin's house for dinner. I don't care how much mustard you put on cardboard, it does not taste like chicken.
Speaking of mustard. I'm actually more impressed with whoever did the mustard swirl than the fact they created a 15 foot long hot dog.
Tim Reid. He looks great.
While Eva is holding hands with Teri back in LA, Tony is meeting some new friends in Paris. Oh, and guys, if you have really, really screwed up in the past for Valentine's, I want to remind you it is on a Saturday this year, so you know, a little weekend trip to Paris is not out of the question. You can take the Tom Cruise Katie Holmes love tour.
Two of my favorite people. Sumner Redstone and Whoopi Goldberg.
Robin Thicke - New York
If you spend as much time on your hair as Roisin Murphy did, you get in the photos.
Which lanky actor claims he's always been skinny but actually his continuing weight loss has more to do with a two-gram-a-day coke addiction?
This A list British actress who only does film has been in a very long term relationship. Wouldn't he be surprised to know that while doing press for her latest film, she has been spending each night in the director's bed. A few weeks ago he showed up in the city she was in as a surprise. Went to her room and she wasn't there even though it was 6am. She showed up in the hallway about 7am and they got into it right there in the hallway for 15 minutes, causing people to look out their doors. She finally got them inside her room, and apparently he forgave her or bought her story because he showed up on her arm that day at an event.
The top spot today goes to two of the best directors ever. Martin Scorcese and Spike Lee.
We are always getting to look at photos of Julianne Moore, but never get to see Bart Freundlich. So, here he is.
Of course, I know some still love seeing Julianne and you throw in some Isabella Rosellini in her trucker's vest and you have yourself a party.
Barbara Walters, just because well, hell, I'm a nice guy and don't hold a grudge.
Christie Brinkley looks great. So do you think in all that money her ex spent on porn that he ever downloaded naked photos of her off the net?
Greg Kinnear and Lauren Graham got the top spot last time they were on, so this time they have to settle for being middle of the pack, but still first in our hearts. Cheesy? You bet it is.
Gina Gershon needs a new sugar daddy or at least one who will go ahead and spring for getting her hair done.
I don't know about you, but I don't want top be anywhere near David Blaine when he needs to pee.
You know, I could sit here for an hour and probably not come up with something as good as just letting the picture tell the story.
You know what? Happy for Cameron Diaz.
Apparently red carpets are now clothing optional.
Did everyone say they were tired of Mark Ruffalo or wanted more?
Is Kurt Angle the first wrestler in the photos?
Joel Grey looks frikkin amazing.
Jim Belushi on the other hand just looks grumpy.
Rachel Hunter and her new clothing line.
Dita von Teese and her new line of bras.
Including one especially made for Christina Aguilera.
I love Parker Posey but am not sure about this look. It is kind of like a poodle coming back from getting their hair done.
A random French dude because I scour the globe trying to find guys you have never seen. This is Phillipe Bas.
Tina Fey and her Emmy's are in the bag. OK, she probably mailed them, but still, it is an interesting possibility.
So, do you think Robert Wagner had anything to do with the death of Natalie Wood?
Helen Mirren and Rufus Wainwright. Definitely random.
Which sweet singer is on the verge of being dumped by her boyfriend? The paranoid girl has been following him home and sifting through his phone for raunchy messages.
Sorry for the delay. Sometimes the job just gets in the way.
I will admit that this fake marriage lasted longer than I thought it would, but all good things must come to an end. Seems as if our B list television actress on a hit network drama just can't keep pretending to keep a man. The lesbian that refuses to come out of the closet is trying to convince the world that she is straight. Our actress has been in this space before when her last beard left her. This time she tried to convince us all by getting married, but no one is really buying it, least of all her fake husband who wants a raise.
A warning. There is a photo of a cake which may or may not contain a photo of actual nipples. It could also be candies strategically placed to look like nipples. Just tell your boss they are prunes.
Some very random groupings of people today. Here is Dave Matthews, John Mellencamp, Willie Nelson and Neil Young. Umm, sure, I'll buy a ticket.
Mario Batali and Gwyneth we have seen before. Throw in a Bono sighting though and you have a random photo. See how easy this is. Hell this practically writes itself.
Yet one more. Lukas Haas, Ben Jelen, John Starks and Matthew Modine.
Another reason why it sucks to be Jennifer Tisdale. It is her birthday and the party was billed as "Ashley Tisdale helps celebrate her sister's birthday." Damn. Show the woman some love.
A woman who gets all the love she can presumably handle is Cate Blanchett.
I don't think that Elizabeth Hasselbeck has ever been in the photos. Snarked upon in a regular post? Sure. But not just in the photos.
A first timer today in Dylan Bruce.
As well as Van Hansis. Yep, that's his name. I'm sure he has heard them all before. Probably still has issues with his parents also. Probably thought it was cute.
In case you wanted to see what Prince Albert's girlfriend looks like. I didn't see him, so he must still be in the can. Quick, someone go make a phone call.
And to think Carmen Electra was actually paid for this.
Jamie Gomes. Happy 18th birthday. Here's some porn.
Guess what band Jerry Dixon is in. When you have to walk around with a big ass Warrant tattoo and a sleeveless shirt to show it off, you know he doesn't get the groupie action he used to.
Jakob Dylan - Manchester, NH
The looks like oral sex photo of the day. I'm guessing Spencer doesn't see this much very often. At least from girls.
Faker - Sydney
A little Pushing Up Daisies press event. I know all of you love the show.
Like you expected to see Pierce Brosnan and Gavin Rossdale hanging out.
Hello Miranda Kaha.
Apparently this is some bad ass new Italian bike so a bunch of Italian celebrities gathered around it grunting like a Tim Allen standup special.
It's Linda Papadopoulos. Never have seen her at any event, and then she shows up at the UK premiere of the new Thomas film.
Apparently Solange Knowles thinks there might be a brawl at the Armani fashion show.
Steve Earle - Manchester, NH
Snoop Dogg - Amsterdam
It happened. Suri Cruise walking and not being physically touched by a parent. This is more rare than Pamela Anderson sleeping alone.
Which supposedly squeaky-clean starlet was a big fan of some pretty hardcore drugs back in college? Her favorite tagline is, "Wow, the drugs in Hollywood are so much better than what we used to get." Of course, all the evidence of her hard partying has been erased. Once she hit the big time a couple of years back, her publicist made the rounds of her pals and bought up all the photo evidence of her former fun.
The ceremony and backstage:
Don Rickles
Ricky Gervais, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Steve Carrell
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler
Heidi Klum and Tom Bergeron
Kristin Chenoweth and Neil Patrick Harris
Gary Owens and Lily Tomlin
Jeff Probst
Josh Groban
Laura Linney
Betty White and Mary Tyler Moore
Ruth Buzzi
Vanessa Williams and America Ferrera
Laurence Fishburn and William Peterson
Jo Anne Worley
Conan O'Brien
Paul Giamatti
Christian Slater
Glenn Close
Will Arnett and Amy Peohler
Steve Martin
Phylicia Rashad
Martin Sheen
Tony Shalhoub and his daughter
Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart
Oprah Winfrey
Kiefer Sutherland and Patrick Dempsey
The Arrivals:
Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon
Tina Fey
Sandra Oh
Mariska Hargitay
Mary-Louise Parker
Mary Tyler Moore
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka
Nicollette Sheridan
Kathy Griffin
Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgewick
Kate Walsh
Lisa Edelstein
Marcia Cross
Jenna Fischer
Jerry Ferrara, Kevin Connelly, Kevin Dillion, Adrian Grenier
Julia Louis Dreyfus
Jennifer Love Hewitt
America Ferrera
Felicity Huffman
Heidi Klum
Hayden Panettiere
Jon Cryer
Cloris Leachman
Ben Harper and Laura Dern
Jeff Probst
Cynthia Nixon
Catherine Keener
Holly Hunter
Candice Bergen
Debra Messing
David Boreanaz and Jaime Bergman
Evangeline Lilly
Tony and Eva Longoria Parker
WHICH reality-TV judge was absent from two of her top-rated shows because she had a bad reaction to Botox? Spies said the fashionista's face "swelled up like a cauliflower".
WHICH stunning TV actress can't stand the Hollywood starlet who's guest-starring on her show? The series' main character "is furious" at her co-star, who always shows up late and has friends hanging around the set .
WHICH new Hollywood mommy is so worried her husband will cheat on her that she insisted their housekeeper/nanny be a lesbian?
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