Friday, October 31, 2008
Madonna - Vancouver.
Anne Curry but kind of looks like Sandra Oh.
Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb. How come Kathie didn't wear a costume? Yeah, yeah, like you wouldn't have said the same thing.
How many times do you think Matt Lauer tripped in that thing?
Meredith Viera got the short end of the costume stick.
Alan Jackson-CMT "Giants" Honoring...Alan Jackson
Wow that dress is tight on Beyonce. I mean your whole body must just feel squeezed.
The Dandy Warhols- Sydney
Well it is Halloween so I went for scary.
Brittny Gastineau shows her true self. No, actually she has been very nice to me lately as you will see in a few weeks.
Kris Jenner actually looks good here. I know. Must be that Halloween punch they served at lunch.
Kim Kardashian looks decent, not great, but decent as Wonder Woman. What gets me is she has the wrong color of tights on. It looks like she borrowed them from Reggie Bush's uniform.
Everyone gets happy with a boa around their neck. The Prince actually looks like he may have had a few to smoke.
Richie Rich, Joe Korniewicz, Lydia Hearst - I want to hear your captions for this one.
Mariah Carey and her assistant.
Hey, it's Halloween. The one time of the year that my parents actually look normal. This is one of my dad's favorite days of the year. He gets no greater pleasure than in scaring the hell out of elementary school kids who are finally going to front doors by themselves. But, he does make up for it by always giving good candy. You know the brand name stuff. There is none of that dollar store candy at our house. None of that go to the grocery store, spend $10 and get 20 pounds of candy stuff. We go for your Snickers, Milky Way, Reese's. You know, the big boys. I hated going to houses when I was little and having some mom give me a popcorn ball or an apple. Dammit, I wanted candy.
So, today in Your Turn, we have two things for you to respond to. I need to know your favorite Halloween candy, and your most memorable costume. And when I say costume, I am talking about one you wore for Halloween, and not one you wore on your anniversary that says Open Here.
In the revolving door that is Kate Hudson's love life she must have found something she liked in athletes because she has chosen another one. This time she is dating Baron Davis. Baron, who I think is in business with Cash Warren has been apparently been getting busy with Kate over the past few weeks. According to Star they have been hanging all over each other everytime they go out and always end up back at Baron's place at the end of the night.
Baron currently plays for the LA Clippers and is a childhood friend of Kate. Those are always the best aren't they? You find someone you haven't seen in awhile and the next thing you know the person you were playing doctor with at five is screaming out your name and singing Black Crowes tunes while you do it.
Now that they have been going out for two weeks, Kate will probably introduce Baron to the family and announce their engagement sometime in the next week. If she was so desperate to get married again, I don't know why she didn't stay with Chris Robinson. Oh, that's right, he couldn't stand her.
"My brothers and sisters have my full love and support, and we've certainly shared many great experiences, but, at this time, I have no plans to record or tour with them. I am now in the studio developing new and exciting projects that I look forward to sharing with my fans in concert soon."
Of course those plans could change if Jermaine could line up some performances at elementary schools or something. Here is a suggestion Michael. As much as you might be excited about all the recording and wonderful projects you have going on, do you really think you will sell more than ten copies of anything you do? I really don't understand what he has against his brothers. It isn't like he is the biggest star on the planet. He is the strangest star on the planet and the only one I know who doesn't need his own Halloween costume, but would it kill him to go out there and help his brothers make a few bucks? Everyone is getting old now. Hell, I think some of them must be getting close to 60. If he goes on tour with them for three months he will never have to worry about them calling him or asking him for anything. You know the only reason they call now is to make sure they are on his Christmas list.
I know how many of you enjoy this show, but I'm sad to tell you that after the 13 episodes ordered for this year have been aired, the show will be saying so long. I guess if there was some kind of huge ratings swing then somehow it might be saved, but it is not going to be saved by a letter writing campaign. ABC loves the show but hates the ratings.
Okay, babes, we're back to you skanky hets this week! I swear, straight folks are getting as kinky as us gays, are we teaching you that well? Apparently so.
Shafterella Shoshstein sure seems to be taking lessons successfully, and has been for some time, who the hell knew? When she busted up with her man not that long ago, everybody was sympathizing with poor S2. How could such a sweet, darling little babe have deserved such treatment from her male-slut partner for all those years? She's too talented, too charming, too damn dazzling to have to have endured such wretchedness, America cried!
Turns out we were all weeping for the wrong partner, perhaps. S.S.'s ex is just now starting to put the truth out there, via a few tanked encounters with his fave bartender. Damn, sure hope this good-lookin' lad doesn't have to become full-blown alcoholic before we find out the full truth of the matter, but jeez, keep on drinkin' there, buddy-boy!
Oh, and Shafty, shame on you, girlfriend. Cannot believe you penis-partied galore all that time, while letting your less-designing other half take the tabloid fall. Actually, I can. They don't pay ya the big bucks for nothin'.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
I guess this actor is B list, because he was the lead in a popcorn flick. It did not do as well as expected. He really is more of a name than a great actor. When asked about his most recent girlfriend and how they met, our actor came up with about five different stories leading most to speculate he purchased her for the evening. Not so. The reason he is shy about where she came from is she spent six months stalking him. One day he was lonely and invited her in, and now they are inseparable. This won't end well.
Estelle Reiner - RIP
I don't think AnnaLynne McCord is all that or anything, but I do hope the fine people at Blackberry or Verizon will take it upon their kind souls to go ahead and send me a new Storm free of charge. Yeah, yeah, I'm whoring myself out, but I want that phone. I don't ask for a lot and I really don't shamelessly plug things except for friends, but I want that phone and I'm not going to apologize for it.
Corey Feldman looks like he is already preparing for that Jackson 5 reunion tour for next year with Janet opening. It is going to be named "We Need Money Your 2009"
That must have been an interesting conversation. And yes, that is the mother of the baby.