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Miley's Boyfriend Sets The Record Straight

Oh to be 16 again. Can you remember being 16 and full of energy and hormones?
I can’t but it probably was pretty fun. For the female readers out there, do you recall being 16 and so madly in love with an older guy that you eat sleep and breathe him?
It’s a pretty great feeling to want to the whole world to know how much you like this guy even though he’s a little older than you.

Well imagine poor Miley’s reaction upon reading this:

Miley Cyrus has been spotted everywhere recently with model and aspiring singer Justin Gaston, but the 20-year-old former “Nashville Star” contestant denies having a relationship with the 15-year-old Disney star.“Oh, just family friend, you know,” Gaston said at the CMA Awards on Wednesday night.“I met Billy Ray on the show and just became friends with the whole family. And they’re such a great family,” Gaston continued. “I moved (to LA) two years ago and started a modeling career and that’s kind of just to break into the music business and everything.”

Ouch, that’s gotta hurt.

Well after seeing them both wearing rings at the awards show this does seem a bit suspect.

So is it truth? Fauxmance? Publicity? Trying to anger the mouse?

(Posted by Jax)

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Kanye West Training To Take On Naomi Next

(Hey CDANers! Jax here. Enty unfortunately was called away last minute out of town and asked me to post a bit here and there to fill the day for you all. Don’t worry, there will still be FFF. So here we go!)

Ok so I’m sure most of you have read already about Kanye West getting arrested on suspicion of assault late last night in Newcastle, UK. Well he was later released without charges and the story emerged that the photographer accusing Kanye of assault tried the same thing with a famous footballer last month. The picture associated with this particular incident on TMZ shows the photographer with a very small scrape. I’m sure it wasn’t pleasant, but hardly worthy of the original charge.

Witnesses to the altercation insist that Kanye asked the photographer several times to comply with his wishes to not be pictured. I guess at 4am not everyone wants to be caught on camera buying from a hotdog vendor.

While I would never condone violence one has to ask, does there come a time when celebrities have the right to protect their privacy by any means necessary? Or do they forgo that right as a public figure?

Image Burned Into My Retina

I promise that if you read this post there will be no startling image of Verne Troyer having sex, but I can't promise you that you won't be scarred for life by what I am about to share with you. I need to share it with you though. You need to know the truth. Also, because I read it, I don't want to be the only one suffering in misery.

For some reason, only known to her, the fine people in the UK were subjected early in the morning to Mariah Carey on the radio. While she was speaking, Nick was on the floor scraping her corns. I know, I know but that isn't the chilling part. While she was on the program This Morning she started discussing how she came to write the lyrics to the song Hero.

Umm, she was in the bathroom. "Aww. Enty that's sweet she was in the bathtub." Umm. No. Turns out she was actually using the facilities so to speak. An assistant standing patiently outside the door waiting with silk baby wipes was there. While she was sitting there she came up with the idea for the song. Now, one could speculate how she managed to get hero out of something she was doing in the bathroom, but fortunately the title was because of the film Hero. I shudder to think how long she sat there. I don't even need to know any of this, but she thought it would fascinate the listeners while they were eating breakfast.

Ignorant Guy Question Of The Day

Did you see Minnie Driver on Ellen? Me either. But, I did see Minnie on The Graham Norton Show which if you have not seen you really must. I don't make you do much or ask you to do much, but when I do I rarely steer you wrong. Sure, there was that time I told you it was safe to eat cracked mussels and that leaving mayo out for five days in the sun doesn't matter, but this time, I mean it, you should watch the show. Of course, most of you probably have things to do on Saturday night and so you are not at home watching it. I, on the other hand try not to even move on Saturday nights.

Anyway, the point of all this was Minnie was about 6 months pregnant at the time she was on Graham's show and she said there was no way on earth she was ever going to get pregnant again. She said she disliked it immensely in that proper accent of hers of course. So, then after she has the baby and two months go by, now she is on Ellen saying it was wonderful and amazing and she already wants to get pregnant again. I know you will tell me that women forget the pain. See, I don't buy that part, because no one forgets pain. You go to the dentist and get your wisdom teeth yanked out, you feel it. No one is saying I can't wait to do that again unless you are Bill Murray in Little Shop Of Horrors. Reached for that one didn't I?

So, it must be something else, and I'm thinking all of you are just the people to tell me.

Ted C Blind Item

We were gonna inform you folks about Mooney Tuna, a TV titan whose return to the boob tube was so explosive he can't keep up with all the money his network's throwing at him to stay put this time. Too bad all that cash can't buy some sex education. M.T.'s former bedmates tell us the dude can't even put on his prophylactics correctly. When you're that rich, guess you really can't do anything by yourself.

So predictable, just like the following sad tale we rather prefer:

Chubby Asparagus used to be so cute, in that trash-collector-hit-the-lottery-and-got-a-makeover kinda way.

Always something likable about his in-your-face appeal, totally doable, too. Until he decided bad TV was his thing and Sara Lee was his lady, along with all those real-life ladies you have to purchase.

So, Chubby's unhappy in his marriage, big deal. Oldest story in the book, right? It's what the malcontents do about the bad situation at home that separates the duds from the studs.

Try and work it out? Awesome. Decide to leave with dignity and without busting up all the china? Cool, too. Go to Vegas and order a hooker to the club where you're having a drink instead of straight to your hotel room? Total loserville on so many levels.

Geez, man, you paid for that kinda public humiliation? You must truly be desperate.

And It Ain't: John Travolta, Scott Baio, Howie Mandel

Today's Blind Items

It seems as if the housing crisis has hit just about everyone, even celebrities. This recently divorced B list actor on a hit network show lost most of his money in his divorce. After the divorce he bought a new place which he could barely afford even with his salary. Being single and available he was spending every night out and not saving a penny. When the writer strike came along he didn't have any money at all and all of the furniture he had been leasing was taken from him. He was living in a 5,000 square foot house with a tv and a chair. When his castmates heard about his plight and that his house was going to be foreclosed they took up a collection and raised enough to pay his mortgage for the next year. Fell good story huh? It is until you realize that he has been spending all their kindness money on trips to Vegas and going out, and just thinking that his next payday is right around the corner. We'll see.

Random Photos Part One

No special reason for Chace Crawford to be on top. Simply a luck of the draw type thing. He does look thrilled to be in London selling that Gossip Girl stuff though doesn't he?
The I bet he wishes he could take it back photo of the day goes to Cody Linley.
Mr. Big, Chris Noth doing some work in the theatre while waiting to get back to Sex And The City 2
You know my rule about giving people second chances the next time around if they looked bad, and Carrie Underwood looks much better than she did yesterday.
Had David Archuleta on yesterday, so today, the other David, David Cook.It's like American Idol day today for some reason. I guess because so many sing country. Here is Diana DeGarmo.It's a Hootie. Or was Darius Rucker one of the Blowfish? Who knows.

Daniel Radcliffe is really enjoying this horse play a lot it appears. Of course that could just have been his Halloween costume.
Want to vote for your favorite?
It's the entire Biel clan all with the initials JB.
Josh Hartnett still doing that play in London.
And Jay McCarroll still doing whatever it is he is doing now.
Jake Owen is definitely not a bad looking guy.
And Kellie Pickler is definitely not a bad looking woman.
Umm. So, this may seem odd, and maybe I'm wrong, but doesn't Tom Cruise have the same suit as Keith Urban?
Makes you almost want to go home and watch Father Of The Bride 2.
Hey Michelle Branch. Elvira called. Wants her wig back.
So, this is Priyanka Chopra who I guess was Miss World at some point. Do you think that anyone actually remembers who was Miss World or Miss Universe or Miss whatever. I mean I don't doubt her at all, but how in the hell am I supposed to know without checking.
Apparently this is a Norwegian instrument and not a guy with a unique bong.
Also not a bong.
And also not a bong.
Yep. Pumkin is getting married. The former Flavor of Love contestant found a guy who obviously has never seen the show.
The random Spanish guy of the day goes to Rafael Medina.
So, the Rockettes have their own doll, but what I really need is for someone to hook me up with Judith Leiber and a cupcake evening purse.
Not the usual look from Reese Witherspoon but she looks really good.
Shania Twain returns to the spotlight.

Who Is Running Her Career?

So, as some of you may know by now, the Country Music Awards were held last night. They are by far the biggest awards given out in country music and everyone is who has even the slightest connection to country music is usually there. It has always been like that. If you are not there, then it must be because you are in a hospital or that is really the only reason. So, when I was flipping through all the photos from last night I noticed one very huge omission. Where was Jessica Simpson?

Isn't this the woman who was kick starting her career by releasing a country album? Hasn't she made a huge deal about wanting to be accepted into the country music world? I'm not sure how she intends to accomplish this while sitting in New York or LA and telling the world she is country when she is out on the road. Country fans expect their singers to show up at the CMA's. They don't take excuses. The word is that Jessica only has time for the people in country music when she needs them for something, and other wise she wants nothing to do with them. Apparently this is rubbing off on her fans as well. She has not even come close to selling out a show in a very long time, and she is performing more and more pop songs during her set because that is what the people want to hear when they see her. Well, I guess she could always go back to being an actress. She is an international box office sensation after all. Yes, and her new publicity material even mentions her #1 film although it doesn't say what country it was #1 in.

God Is Now A Casting Agent

I really didn't want to talk about the Cyrus family again today. I get tired of them, but it was either them or another story about Lindsay Lohan getting drunk and whether she is getting engaged in Paris. Can't do it. Plus, Billy Ray Cyrus is such an idiot that he makes it too easy to just walk away.

So, I guess you heard last week that Billy Ray opened his mouth and invited Obama's daughters to appear on Hannah Montana. Obama's office later said they had not received such an offer but that the girls would probably love to be on the show if it could be arranged. Why not? The kids are young and don't actually realize their idol is not someone they should be idolizing. But hey, they're young. They will have time as they get older to have their dreams shattered about celebrities and their idols.

So, Billy Ray was asked about it at the CMA's last night and started giving the most spun statement that went around and around in a circle and didn't actually say anything. This is what happens when you leave school after the 4th grade, or whatever grade. Just seems like 4th.

"It's a double-edge sword for me because first of all, I have a great deal of respect for President-elect Obama. I just mentioned about them being on the show, and it snowballed."

Yeah, things like that will happen when you invite the new President's kids on the show.

"As a daddy, I'll say to him what I say to any daddy, you may not want your daughter to get into show business. But if the girls want to be on the show, and him and his wife think it's a good idea, I always say, everything in life, what's meant to be will happen."

Umm, I don't think they said anything about being in show business. I don't think Obama is interested in exploiting his kids for money like you Billy Ray. I think this is just a walk on thing to give them something to share with their friends

"If not, it's probably a good thing also because these girls are going to be in a unique spotlight, and they really do need to walk with certainty and care. I can see many reasons why it would be fun for them to do the show, but I also see a couple other reasons... I don't know."

I don't know either what the hell you are trying to say. Walk with certainty and care? They are kids. I don't think they need to worry about walking with care right now. They just want to run around and play with their friends.

"I'll leave it up to faith. I think God has a plan for everything. I have no doubt if it's meant to be. I'll look up and see them some time before April."

Wow, so what he is saying now is that he doesn't make the casting choices, God does. What it really says is that he should not have opened his big mouth and now that he did he is trying to get out of the way as fast as possible. This guy is a weasel.

Kanye Actually Makes Sense

Remember all that shouting Kanye West always directed at MTV a few years ago when he never won any awards? Well, I think he finally figured out what the rest of us already knew. MTV fixes their awards shows. I'm not going to go into the whole Britney thing from this past VMA, but I think we all know the fix was in and Kanye finally realizes it is in as well.

The European version of the VMA's was held this week and Kanye won an award which, for the first time in his entire life he feels he didn't deserve. Yep, that's right.

"I won nothing last year and I'd brought out Stronger. Then this year, just because I was there, I won best urban act. This was Lil Wayne's year."

Wow, attendance playing a factor? Who would have thunk that an award show would do something like that. Oh, and as an additional thank you gift to Britney Spears for her earlier MTV interviews and appearances, she grabbed two more awards in Europe and this is what Kanye had to say about that.

"Britney Spears over Rihanna? Are you serious?"

Yes, MTV is serious and they thought Britney selling a few albums was much better than Rihanna selling like 10 million. But then again, Rihanna also didn't come to MTV to do an exclusive interview which gave the network big ratings. So, next year Rihanna, you need to do something awful, and then come talk about it exclusively on MTV and you will walk away with all the awards you can carry.

Even Kanye's friends were not left out of his observation.

"I mean f**king Jared Leto? He's my boy but he shouldn't have won over some of those other artists."

Yes, but those other artists didn't trek over to Europe and Jared Leto did. Hence, Jared gets a nice big award.

Baby News

I'm not one much usually for baby news. I know that and I intend to keep it that way. They have blogs for baby stuff. But, every now and then I like to make an exception and this is one of those times. Scott Wolf and his wife Kelley Limp are expecting their first child together. That is pretty cool. Scott is one of the greatest guys I know and has been for a very long time. Kelley and Scott are great together and she is probably the person I like the most from all the years of The Real World. Of course I have not watched in the past two or three years so I'm not including anyone past San Diego.

Scott and Kelley got married in 2004 and they are having a boy. Congratulations you two.

So, now we can get back to the snark, but sometimes have to do what needs to be done.

Ashley Cole's An Ass

So, let me get this straight. You did cheat on your wife with three different women. You admit that. Chances are it was probably more than that, but those are the only ones the newspapers discovered so of course you only admitted to those three.

Ashley Cole who as you may or may not know, and I have learned not to assume anything is in fact a soccer/football player in the UK who is married to Cheryl Cole who is in Girls Aloud which is a very popular Spice Girls like group in the UK and a judge on their version of American Idol, called X Factor. Ashley could have tried to sue the newspapers for libel, but he didn't because he knows he would get his butt kicked. So, instead of that, what he is planning to do is sue the newspapers at the European Convention of Human Rights because they don't have enough to do without acting as band aid for a bad marriage. His suit is going to be for an unjustified intrusion into his personal life. You have got to be kidding. Just think if he wins. That means there would be no gossip ever because anything bad would send people running to the Convention of Human Rights. You know them right? Aren't they the people who make sure people are getting treated fairly in prisons and by governments and that no one is dying because of neglect. Does that seem like a good use of this body?

Ashley. You screwed up. It happens. I am Mr. Screw Up. Get over it. Move on and get back with your lovely wife and just make sure it doesn't happen again.

It's Jail

Umm, the times I have spent in jail, have not been , for the most part, pleasant experiences. So, I guess I don't understand why Anne Hathaway's former dude, Raffaello Follieri thinks he deserves some kind of special jail that the rest of us don't have. Raffaello's lawyer complained to a judge that rats are everywhere and rat crap in the showers and that 120 men all share a one room dorm with no shower and no window. First of all it is just for a little while, and second of all, I didn't notice that any of the other 119 men complained. If they did and it was not reported, then how come? Are there concerns not as valid because they didn't use to have sex with Anne Hathaway?

Does Raffaello deserve special treatment just because he can apparently afford to hire a lawyer and maybe the other 119 cannot. In something that truly made me laugh, Raffaello's lawyer also said that Raffaello is not getting appropriate medical treatment and said, "Although I am not a doctor, I have seen him regularly and he feels warm to the touch and his eyes are glassy."

Yeah, with 120 guys all sharing a room with no window and no showers I bet all of them feel a little warm to the touch. I would imagine it is hot in there and if you had to smell 120 guys all day who didn't bathe your eyes would probably be glassy too. Now, shut up and just serve your sentence like everyone else.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which Premiership footballer is petrifed his nightclub cocaine habit will catch up with him now that his club is threatening to increase on-the-spot drug-testing?

He's been googling websites to see how long the marching powder will stay in his system...

Today's Blind Items

Well now things are starting to fall into place and make a whole lot more sense. Some very odd behavior from this tween star. And I do use the term tween star. Outside of the tween world probably B- list, but in the tween world and A lister for sure. All of the missed interviews, plane flights, and screaming fits and repeated bouts of the flu over the past few weeks make a lot more sense when you realize that our little tweener has a big problem with heroin. A big problem as in trips away from LA have been a real challenge and has made life miserable for everyone she encounters. With no steady supply our actress has been getting worse and worse. A quiet "vacation" is no doubt in the works in the very near future.

Random Photos Part One

Just really like this picture and both Harvey Fierstein and John Waters have done so much for entertainment that I feel they deserve the top spot today.
Now can you please stop with the Anderson Cooper requests. Here he is.
Always willing to check in with Bucky Covington. Just cracks me up. I think it is because he is always smiling. Chop off his finger in an industrial accident and he would probably still be smiling.
Have not had BD Wong on here in forever, but it is mostly because he rarely seems to go out.
The too good looking couple of the day is Chris Diamantopoulos and Becki Newton.
Wow. Between the high heels and the hair-do Carrie Underwood has discovered how to add six inches to her height. Hello Tom Cruise. Are you listening?
Lets see. The David Archuleta on the CD cover looks 30 while he actually appears to be 12. Nice marketing.
And his dad made that pass at home just so people would know.
After a three day absence, Daniel Craig makes an appearance again. This time with Satsuki.
To remind people who she is, Debra Messing has started posing like the opening credits to Will & Grace.
The randomest photo of the day goes to Donatella Versace and Jet Li.
I can imagine the conversation with the designer. "See, I'm going to be at this Christmas star unveiling and I need something that will match."
Meanwhile in the UK, they have already lit their street lights on Oxford Street a mere 43 days before Christmas. Next year they are going to do it in July.
Greg Allman - Nashville
Gladys Knight - New York
Anyone want to take a guess at the over/under for how many drinks combined Hank Williams Jr and Kid Rock have had in their lifetime.
Il Diva - London
Jon Hamm at the Quantum of Solace after party.
As well as Andre Balazs.
So, I still say she's pregnant, but I think I was wrong about the father. Oh, I think I kept that quiet before. Oh well.
James Marsden has been long absent from the photos.
Our random athlete of the day is Kerry Collins.
I keep putting Kenneth Cole in the photos hoping he will take pity on me and send me some free stuff. Of course, I put Tom Ford in here for like two months straight and never did get that shopping spree.
I'm guessing that medal is not for being the world's greatest dad. Notice the engagement ring on Miley's finger. Think I'm wrong?
Look at Justin's finger.
"So Taylor. Maybe you can come back to the house with us and we can reenact the Vanity Fair photos I took with Miley. What do you say?"
I really do like Mary Louise Parker.
I also really like Nobu. Here is Nobuyuki Matshuhisa actually cooking.
Unlike Gordon Ramsay who I'm not sure even cooks anymore.
You think Nicole Richie would ever pose anymore with the other Hilton sister?
Just because it is Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
Just thinking about how many hours a week Susan Lucci must work out to stay looking so young is enough to make me tired.
The runner up for randomest photo of the day goes to Whoopi Goldberg and Tim Allen.
This is at The Grove which is a shopping mall in LA. Two weeks ago I went to The Grove everyday for about a week straight because I had some things to get and the biggest celebrity was some guy who I think was on Last Comic Standing four years ago. Everytime anyone else goes they name drop more than Phoebe Price trying to get into a party.

Bleeding Nipples? - Not What You Think

No, this is not some kind of post about S&M or some other alternative sexual activity. Hell, it will probably make you cringe if anything. One of the goals I set for myself back in January was to actually get off the couch and to take a walk around the block at least once a week. Well, it is now November and that has happened about three times and on at least two of those occasions it was because I couldn't find my car in the morning when I went to look for it.

Well, now that I read what Ryan Reynolds had to say on the Rachael Ray show I'm kind of glad I didn't start walking around the block regularly or getting too much exercise. Why? Well it seems that when Ryan was training for the NYC Marathon he was obsessed with bleeding nipples. It seems that the constant friction during the race often causes people to bleed from their nipples. I know, I know and Ryan was really freaked out about it. They are painful. Don't ask. Long story but again, not anything sexual in nature. More of a salt water and canvas thing. Yeah, see where that takes your mind.

"Weird things happen to you," Reynolds told Ray. "Thankfully, all three nipples are fine. I was really concerned because I was at the finish line two years ago, and I watched these people coming in and it was like watching the music video to 'Thriller,'" he said. "It was really horrifying to watch, and I thought what am I going to do about this? I know you're supposed to put Vaseline on, and some people said if you put Vaseline on if your chest you're going to be fine. I was like, should I wear a running bra? Will people know?"

So, Ryan lathered up the nipples and chest with Vaseline right before the race. And, if you are so inclined and you want something to do while you are running for four hours, go ahead and bring a travel sized one and rub them down some more while running. Don't worry about the stares from your fellow runners. While they will be suffering after the race, you will be oily and content.

Has Anyone Seen This Interview?

As much bad journalism as I have seen, I find it hard to believe that someone actually quit their job as an interviewer simply because they did a bad job. A reporter in New Zealand named Hannah Hodson did an interview with Pink when Pink was in New Zealand. Apparently during the interview Hannah discovered that Pink had fired her sister as her assistant. Hannah asked some follow up questions. (Yay followup) and I guess got a little miffed at the circumstances why Pink fired a family member.

Pink eventually just walked off the set while her manager tried to confiscate the tape. The manager was unable to do so, but the station in New Zealand decided not to air the interview because they did not want to upset Pink or for her to have any bad feelings about the country. Ummm. OK, sure. That's a good journalistic reason. Because it is a lousy reason, the station then said the interview was a train wreck. Last time I checked, people tuned into news more frequently if you showed train wrecks so that can't be the reason.

After the station decided not broadcast the tape, Hodson quit her job as a reporter for them. The interview was supposed to be broadcast on a show called Close Up. So far I have not found any leaked versions of the interview but would love to see it. Has anyone seen it or still photos from it?

Nude Photo Backfire

Earlier this week, Cheetah Girl and possible future Kardashian, Adrienne Bailon was crying about how someone stole her laptop, and in the process managed to steal nude photos of her which she had taken for her anniversary with Robert Kardashian. Well, according to FOX News, that is not the whole truth and nothing but the truth. It seems that it was all one big publicity stunt orchestrated by her then publicist Jonathon Jaxson and Adrienne. They thought that a nude photo scandal would jump start her career and transform her from Cheetah Girl into an adult actress. Apparently the pair have never learned the word patience and I guess were hoping for the kind of career that involves fluffer girls.

According to FOX, Jonathon and Adrienne only knew each other for a few weeks before they hatched this plan. Turns out there was no stolen laptop and that the photos actually came from her cell phone. It also turns out that since she is on tour with the Cheetah Girls that the timing could possibly have been a little better. Now, she and Jaxson aren't speaking, her career is over and she has nude photos of herself on the internet. That is a pretty bad week for her and it is only Wednesday.

Jealous Much?

I'm not going to lie. I do get jealous sometimes. I will be sitting at a restaurant and see that somebody ordered what I had thought about getting and there it sits looking so tasty that I just get jealous and want some. Of course all I do is then order it to go with what I already have ordered. One of the few perks to being a plus sized man is that no one really looks at you funny when you order two main dishes.

Now, I don't know if Jennifer Lopez has ever had food jealousies before, but according to the British singer Cilla Black she does scream and yell when a woman talks to her man. According to an interview the 50 something year old woman did with Closer Magazine, she had this experience when she ran into Cris Judd while Cris was still married to Jennifer.

"I'd met Cris before when Elton John hosted my 50th birthday party and hired Cris as a dancer. When he saw me backstage at the show, he came over for a flirt. But J-Lo saw us and started fuming. She was screaming to her entourage, 'What's that woman doing with my man? Get rid of her'. It was so funny."

Jealousy is an emotion I think most of us have at one time in our lives. Not a healthy emotion, but it is one we all have. What I hope none of us ever have is the need to be jealous when your significant other is talking to someone 20 feet from you. If you are that worried about fidelity while they are that close to you that you need to bring in your bodyguards to remove the person, then you really need to reexamine your relationship with that person. Hey, maybe she did and that's why they got divorced. No. Silly me. It was because she cheated on him with Ben Affleck. Guess he couldn't afford the bodyguards to keep her off Ben.

Cooking Oil Is Not Silicone

Attention Lisa Rinna and any other actress out there who is contemplating some kind of do it yourself plastic surgery procedure. Ummm. Don't. That is a lesson you can thank Hang Mioku for. As you can see Hang was an attractive woman when at 28 she decided to have her plastic surgery procedure. 20 years later she was out of money after having countless procedures. Instead of saying enough is enough, she managed to get a hold of some needles and when her supply of silicone ran out she decided that hey, cooking oil would not be a bad substitute and began injecting that into her face.

Umm, yeah. Doctors and her parents think Hang might have some kind of mental issues. You think? Apparently she thought the injections made her look more beautiful. I'm guessing she didn't have a mirror at home. Television viewers in Asia who have seen her story managed to chip in enough money to reduce the swelling in her face so that at least it is somewhat normal in size. It will never be the same no matter how much work is done. During the surgery to reduce the swelling doctors removed 260 grams of foreign substance from her face and neck. I don't know how much that is in American but it sounds like a lot. Yes, I know. America is the only country in the world not on the metric system and it is a big pain in the butt. I have become something of an expert on Fahrenheit to Celsius conversions, but the whole grams to ounces thing has me stumped. Apparently the US did try the metric system for about a week but gave it up when we found out we would have to spend money to change all the highway signs. Seriously.

So, if you are up late one night and are bored, maybe feeling a little sorry for yourself because you just ate your 23rd Twinkie snack pack and decide maybe a little 2am self plastic surgery is just the thing to get you back on track, take a look at Hang and then be proud of who you are.

Tragic

I give Paula Abdul a lot of crap and I believe rightfully so. But, in her own way she is funny and the annoying factor only kicks in after five or six minutes. Up until then. I can handle it. Despite my love of giving her a hard time, I can't imagine what it must be like to have someone kill themselves in front of your house knowing they did it there because of you. Last night police discovered a dead body of a woman in front of Paula's home. She had apparently died of a self inflicted drug overdose. Police knew her because she had been to Paula's house often and was considered a stalker.

According to the woman's parents, the woman had an unnatural obsession with Paula Abdul. I have no idea why someone would pick Paula Abdul, but obviously this woman did and it is tragic that she could not get the help she obviously needed before she did this. I feel for her family who knew exactly where to send police when they had not heard from her, and I feel sorry for Paula who probably feels as if this is somehow her fault. I think Paula should feel fortunate that the woman decided to not seek attention in another way which would have been more harmful to others.

People Magazine posted a video of the woman from her American Idol audition. It is below if you want to see it.

Paula Goodspeed - Proud Mary!
by Mr-Tee

No Outrage? No Apology?

When I saw this clip last night I could not believe that no one was talking about it and that Access Hollywood didn't even comment on it. What am I talking about you ask? This is an interview with Lindsay Lohan on Access Hollywood. It is the most kiss ass interview I think I have seen since Larry King every night.

What's the big deal? Well apparently Lindsay Lohan thinks we are back in the times of segregation. In the interview she is really excited to have Barack Obama as President because he is the first "colored" President. Wow. Umm. How come no one has said anything about this or asked for an apology or Lindsay's head on a platter? Does she get a pass because she is ignorant?
And what about NBC and Access Hollywood? Hello Maria Menounos, did you not hear Lindsay say it? Did you maybe not want to follow up on that? No, because you were to busy kissing her ass because you are not a journalist. What you are is a host who is trying to be an actress and you never know when Lindsay could help and so you kiss her ass.

Lucky for all of you, the sentence comes almost at the beginning of the interview so you don't have to wade through much of Lindsay or the worst interviewer ever. If the video does not show up below, then click here.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which hardcore rapper has banned all frozen food from his dressing room before he performs?

His band are furious as he insists they stick to a celery and hummous diet...

Today's Blind Items

This NBA star and when I say star, he is definitely All Star caliber is sleeping with this male B list actor from a Top 20 network drama. Yes, they say they are just friends, but it is way beyond that.

Random Photos Part One

Remembrance Day or Veterans Day. Whatever you want to call it, the meaning doesn't change.

Andre Rieu - Melbourne
Apparently Diane Keaton is soliciting votes for her outfit. I wonder how that went. For her it is pretty damn good.
Have to admit that Fergie and Sarah Michelle Gellar don't seem to be that thrilled to be posing together.
On the other hand Hilary Clinton and America Fererra do. Of course if you are a politician you probably have that smile of Hilary's just almost permanently frozen on your face. Not like an Ellen Barkin smile but that is artificial by other means.
Hugh Jackman cleans up kind of nice huh?Holly Throsby - Sydney
So, for this charity, Jewel just does a simple kiss and an autograph.
Taylor Swift thought she was Van Gogh, plus she gave us two kisses.
Leann Rimes on the other hand went crazy with the kisses. Plus, she must use half the ink in a pen everytime she signs something.
One of the greatest humans ever. Jane Goodall.
It looks to me like Jane Krakowski has lost a lot of weight. She really didn't need to. She looked great. Looks great now, but I hope she lost it because she wanted to and not because some producer mentioned it in passing or something.
One of the few times lately I have seen Jennifer Tilly anywhere.
Kate Bosworth is looking very lovely.
Last year Keri Russell was everywhere. This year not so much. Good to see her.
And there she is again with the one and only Angela Lansbury.
Krsiten Stewart doing some press for Twlight.
Apparently Maggie and Peter think they are back in the 1920's. Friends are trying to let them down gently.
Milla Jovovich looks incredible.
I thought at first that Miao Pu had been arrested but I guess she just chooses to pose like this.
What do they have? Like 20 Academy Award nominations between them?
Everyone was just looking really good last night. Hard to do snark when someone looks as good as Mary Steenburgen.
Hell even Nicole Kidman looks nice. And later, she actually smiled. Seriously. And hugged someone.
She didn't hug Natalie Portman but I know most of the guys who read this site would like to.
Hell most of the guys would like to hug Pierce Brosnan or his gorgeous wife Keely Shaye Smith.
I think Peter Gallagher just never ties his tie. Whenever I see him in a photo he always has it undone like he has been at the party for 8 hours. This was before it even started.
When you stand that stiff you really don't even need to take your clothes to the dry cleaners.
Well now you know what Quentin Tarantino likes to drink. Oh, and just like any good American this is at an American chain in Berlin.
Andie MacDowell and her daughter Rainey.
I must be in a good mood because I don't even have anything bad to say about Tyra Banks.
From L to R. Matthew Reeve, Alexandra Reeve - Givens, and Will Reeve doing some great work for the Christopher and Dana Reeve Foundation.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which A-lister demanded all air hostesses dressed in sexy lingerie while serving him on his flight to Monaco?

The scruffbag also insisted male cabin crew be removed from the flight...

Just What Every Woman Wants To Hear

So, imagine you are one of the worlds sexiest models and you are posing for one of the sexiest photoshoots ever with a really sexy hot guy. You are probably feeling pretty good about yourself. Your self esteem is great and then you find out the guy thinks you look like his 12 year old nephew.

So, sayeth Mark Wahlberg when asked about his famous photoshoot with Kate Moss. "It was OK. I wasn't into the waif thing," he told Nuts Magazine. "She kind of looked like my nephew."

Nice. There is nothing more flattering to a woman probably then being compared to some 12 year old boy. I'm just glad that Mark didn't add something after to try and correct his mistake. Can you imagine if he had thought about hurting Kate's feelings and said something like, "but my nephew is hot." Yeah, that would have been even more fun. Oh, wait. He did.

"I mean she's beautiful -- she's a very pretty nephew -- but I'm more into curvy women."

Nice. Now we know why Mark likes spending so much time with his family.

As it is, I'm guessing that Kate doesn't give a crap. I doubt she can remember things that happened last year let alone events that happened 20 years ago. The only one who looks kind of dumb and ignorant is Mark and this despite the fact that Kate Moss knowingly slept with Pete Doherty.

Uncool?

So, if some woman comes and steals your husband you are going to call her uncool? According to Vogue that is what Jennifer Aniston said about Angelina Jolie stealing away Brad Pitt. What? Are we in high school? Someone didn't just steal your coke off your lunch tray, the woman stole your husband and all you can say is, 'What Angelina did was very uncool'.

Ummm, yeah. It was uncool and lots more as well. Show some emotion. Show some passion. Put down the pot and show some feeling. The woman came in and took your husband and all you can do is say that? I don't know about you, but I would be slightly more upset at the other person and my significant other than Jennifer appears to be. In fact she doesn't even blame Brad so you know she must have some emotions that she is keeping close in. I wonder if she has ever really got over it. As many times as she has been thrust in front of the cameras and reporters and had all these quotes attributed to her, it is tough to believe this is the first time she has spoken out about it.

I guess I hit enter too soon or something because something I should have said I didn't. Jennifer didn't seem to blame Brad for his role and it seems like no one ever blames the guy. We always make Angelina the bad person here, but Brad Pitt is the one who accepted the offer. Sure, Angelina shouldn't have done it, but Brad could have said no and it would have been done. For some reason we always call the woman the homewrecker. Not the guy. I don't know why that is.

This Twlight Thing Is Going To Be Big

If what happened in San Francisco yesterday is any indication, I would say that Twilight is going to open to some pretty big box office numbers. Hell, even if what happened didn't happen I would think it was going to be big. I will also say I don't know how in the hell they will ever make a second one based on that book because 300 pages of moping doesn't exactly translate well to the big screen. There isn't a spoiler there, so don't complain. I didn't say who was moping or why, just that it got really damn annoying.

Anyway, yesterday in San Francisco, Robert Pattinson who plays Edward in Twilight was supposed to do a little meet and greet and signing at a Hot Tropic store. Organizers expected about 500 people. Instead they got many, many thousands of people all wanting a piece of Robert. They started arriving at 10am for an evening signing. Soon there were at least 4,000 people and this was still 6 hours before the signing. When the mad crush of people started and injuries started happening, the organizers called off the event and sent people home. A signing at a Hot Tropic store? That seems like a strange place. Luckily the most serious injuries were girl with a broken nose and another fainted. Yeah, probably watching her friend getting her nose broken.

When Your Bodyguard Goes Off The Edge

So, when Brad Pitt goes to the movies alone he likes to have a little professional company. No, not a hooker. Instead he hires a security guard for the night. To me that indicates that he doesn't have any at home that he ca bring along which seems kind of odd. Anyway, Brad rolled into a movie theatre last night for the premiere of his own film and the paps descended on him. No problem. This is Brad Pitt, and it isn't like he hasn't seen them before.

But, apparently the guy he hired to protect him had his own agenda. He grabbed Brad by the stomach and started pulling him away from everyone. At one point he spun him around like he was going to throw a punch at him as well. And get this. During the entire time he is wrestling around with Brad, the security guard has a brochure for a Karate studio in his mouth.

Only in LA would the guard be thinking of making a few extra bucks by trying to promote his own thing and make a few bucks while at the same time getting into a fight. He probably just created the disturbance so people would take photos of him and then catch the name of the studio. Yeah, well he didn't even manage to hold onto Brad who broke free and waited out the mess in a VIP area. Maybe he could be the bad guy in the new Karate Kid.

He's Like 8

Unlike many other people in the world, I was not the biggest fan of The Karate Kid. Sure, I liked it, but in the 25 years it has been out, I have maybe seen it twice. Just wasn't my kind of film. However, I do realize what made it popular, and teenagers fighting each other and a realistic love story were a big part of that.

So, imagine my surprise when I found out they are just about ready to greenlight a remake of Karate Kid with Jaden Smith starring in the latest version. You remember Jaden don't you? He's Will Smith's son and was in Pursuit of Happyness with him. He is also by my count about 6 years old. Sure, you might think he is older and he in fact might be older but he is most definitely not a teenager. Do you think people have an interest in going to watch a bunch of 8 year old kids learn lessons about bullies? If you want to do something like that, just steal the concept and make yourself a Nickelodeon or Disney made for cable film. Now, there are those who would say, but Ralph Macchio was like 46 when he played a 16 year old. True, and Ralph is about 114 now and still look 30. Have you seen him on Entourage? Whatever he is taking I want some.

The new Karate Kid concept? Some kid is going around taking everyone's milk money and pulling the braids of girl's hair so Jaden Smith finds a mentor, gets fit and then takes out the kid. Hell, I don't know if that is close to being accurate but he's 8 or 9 or something. What kind of trouble does a kid like that get into?

Bionic Bunny - Movie Review - Bolt

Saturday night I had the pleasure of attending the wrap party for Disney's new feature animation film, BOLT, at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood. As a lot of you know, I get to go to these things every couple of years because Mr. bunny! works for Walt Disney Animation Studios in the technology dept., so this review might be a teeny bit biased:

Bolt (John Travolta),who is the star of his own t.v. show along with his beloved Penny (Miley Cyrus), has been raised to believe that his super-hero life on-screen is all true. He's never experienced real life in any way, and the show's producers go out of their way to shield him from cameras, crew, and special effects. So as long as bolt is kept in the dark, he believes he has super powers, and that all his and Penny's adventures are real.

One day the producers go too far, and as a result, Bolt is accidently shipped to New York. Trying to get home, he teams up with pessimistic alley cat Mittens (Susie Essman) and Rhino (Mark Walton), a television addicted hamster, who just happens to be a huge fan of our hero, Bolt. Helped along the way by flocks of pigeons (also scene stealers), they slowly work their way back to Hollywood.

Okay, granted I got to watch this in a theatre filled with the people that made this movie. been there, done that. There's a different feel to this one. The characters are sympathetic without being too preachy. The action is tremendous (warning-- the first few minutes might be a little loud for very little ones), and it really doesn't drag much. And yes, the hamster steals the show. One of the guys brought his son, I'm guessing he must have been around 14. I asked him what he thought of it-- he told me the trailers didn't do it justice, and I agree.

What really grabbed me was the CG work. There's some new, ground-breaking stuff (patent pending!) that is just truly amazing! The textures look hand painted, which is a huge step forward. and lighting: reflections on glass, Rhino's ball, animal fur... and the effects! I don't want to give anything away, but i was blown away by some of the action scenes! The "jailbreak" scene with hamster Rhino is so realistically slathered in drool I had to say "eueeeew!!"!

Trying to be non-biased and non-technical, I still have to say BOLT is going to give PIXAR a run for it's money. The story moves at a brisk pace, and even when being formulaic, manages to throw in a couple of surprises. There are plenty of laugh out loud moments, and even the main theme song is a toe-tapper. Another plus--( a pet peeve of mine, because i've got a good ear for voices), I'm often distracted by popular actors in voice over roles, but I have to give Travolta credit, he only slipped through once or twice in quiet moments, otherwise you'd never have known.
BOLT, the movie, opens nationwide on November 21st, nationwide, rated PG.
As a movie goer, i'd say this is great entertainment for all ages, even dad.

As a Disney wife, I'd like to hope that this movie is FINALLY the movie they've been aiming for for the past 10 years. There was a good vibe in the room, and even in the after-party.

Buffet was catered by Wolfgang Puck catering, a CLEAR step up from the past few years! the food was very tasty, no rubber chicken and green beans for this happy crowd! The open bars were numerous, the live band was quite good, and the view was great (the hooker in the elevator was an interesting coda to the evening... we decided to take the escalator after that brief encounter!) security was really tight, but friendly.There where "gaming tables" (no money involved), blackjack, roulette, poker, craps, and an interesting room set-up. Everyone was happy, optimistic, well dressed (sorry, enty, the only velvet i saw was on the ladies!) No celebs, except for "new celeb" Mark Walton (voice of Rhino), who is actually a Disney employee who was thrilled to get the part, but that's another story. The lines were way too long to snap photos with the characters, sorry, guys!

Thanks for letting me "review" this... i WOULD recommend this one, even if you don't have kids, seriously. And I want to see a counter-review from whoever sees it first.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which mature married star went home with at least 10 girls' numbers in his little black book? The naughty boy was eyeing up lovelies all weekend.

Today's Blind Items

Even an A lister gets unlucky sometimes. There was some previous discussion whether this individual is actually A list. If he isn't A then he is right on the cusp. Apparently all the women surrounding his table thought he was A list or at least wanted him to think so. Allegedly dating someone everyone thought he was behaving himself except in the drinking department until a model walked by. He immediately ran over to the model and began trying to hit on her. Apparently though she didn't know who he was. When he informed her drunkenly who he was and what he had been in, she said, "I don't really care. Plus if you need to list your accomplishments to get a date, you really have not accomplished all that much." It would have been nice if this had been a quiet conversation, but unfortunately for our film actor the entire group surrounding the table all heard it. Nice.

Random Photos Part One

Roberta Flack gets the top spot today. A great career and an incredible singer and writer.

This was a close second. I love this photo of Angelina Jolie and Dustin Hoffman.
Since I lifted the ban on Alicia Keys she really has not been around much for me to put her back in the photos but she looks good here.
To show that I am almost unbiased, I really dislike Ali Larter's dress. I just am not into the whole looks like a growth or a mum from prom reaching up to swallow your neck look.
Aahhh. True love.
And how quickly it changes when your jealous wife catches you looking at a cheerleader.
And the cold shoulder the entire rest of the day.
To me Dr. Ruth has pretty much been the same age for the last 30 years.
Someone who looks completely different is Emily Blunt. Is it just her hair or something else but she just looks so different than she used to.
Didn't really want another photo of Evan Rachel Wood today in the blog but I like Joseph Gordon-Levitt so I made an exception.
Estelle - Monaco
I put Freida Pinto in just because I like the name of her new film. Slumdog Millionaire.
Everyone from Gavin & Stacey. Great show.
When is the last time you saw Harrison Ford smiling?
I don't know if I have ever seen Howard Stern's daughter. Plus the perils of being tall and sitting in the front row. Your knees become best friends with your chest.
Been awhile since I had Joshua Jackson in here.
And to make up for only giving you some of Jason Lewis last week, here he is from head to toe.
I'm guessing the host budget for the World Music Awards must have been about $3.64 because that is the only logical explanation for asking Jesse Metcalfe to be the host.
Lola Ponce - Monaco
Well she did it. She finally just went ahead and got Nick Cannon a uniform.
Have not seen Matt Dillon in a very long time anywhere.
But have seen a lot of Mark Wahlberg. I hate when my tie is that low. All day long I just pull on it hoping it won't show off the open button gut look.
Too much plastic surgery to the lips makes for difficult kissing between Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox.
But Jay seems happy with the other plastic surgery.
You just know that Prince Charles is wondering how he can turn this into some tongue with Carla Bruni.
How come Rosie gets a great cartoon and when I get it done somewhere it looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
"Little bit. Little bit."
Ryan Phillipe is really not a bad looking guy.
Salma Hayek is a very lovely woman, but you would never know it from this get up.
It's the Irwins.
Didn't realize we needed an event to discover what we are made of. I thought it was pretty much water.
Wow. I'm going to have to say that Vanessa Hudgens has had better days.

NY Post Blind Items

WHICH wife of a top Lehman executive went on a $132,000 shopping spree at the Americana Manhasset Mall the day after her hubby filed for bankruptcy? .

WHICH skirt-chasing Euro-billionaire tried to share the bathroom at Rose Bar with a young businesswoman who rejected his offer to perform a disgusting act? .

WHICH hot downtown eatery employs a manager who's notorious for hiring and promoting women she can sleep with, despite the fact she's "married" to another woman?

Not A Lesbian - Maybe Bi Sexual

Did I miss something along the way in the history of sexuality. In the latest edition of Harpers Bazaar, Lindsay Lohan says she isn't a lesbian and when she was asked if she is bisexual, she said "Maybe. Yeah." Umm, Lindsay. You do know that you are dating and "madly in love" with a lesbian right? Somehow I think Samantha Ronson is pretty sure of what she is and I don't think she is quite as wishy washy as you. I guess this of course is the guy mind at work here thinking that you need to have sex as part of a relationship. Obviously that isn't true and I can see that two people can be in love and dating and want to be with each other even if they don't want to consummate it. Doesn't sound like much fun to me, but to each their own.

You would think it would cause problems for at least Samantha who presumably would like to get a little action. I'm sure Lindsay if she really has no interest in women is perfectly happy with things the way they are, but again, in my guy mind, I would think that at some point Samantha would lose patience. But then again, you can't force someone to become gay so maybe she is just happy being in a loving relationship, asexual as it may be.

This one confuses me and in no small part simply because I feel out of my league discussing any kind of relationships that are beyond my basic skill set. I understand gay and straight. I even understand Paris Hilton and Benji Madden to some extent, but the Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson relationship is just beyond my depth. Would someone like to help explain it all to me.

They Must Need Money

Stephen Belafonte and Mel B renewed their wedding vows in Egypt over the weekend. The only reason I can think for doing this is to show the world they really are in love or of course they need a few bucks and so sold the wedding photos to a tabloid. Apparently none of the other Spice Girls deemed an appearance was necessary and so Mel B was forced to make do with B list celebrities from the UK. She says the other Spice Girls were not even invited because she wanted to keep it low key. That's code for they didn't want to come and there was no way hell they were going to do so. If you want low key, then do low key. Flying people to Egypt and inviting tabloids to come does not seem to be low key. Low key is having a few people over to the house who didn't get to see you elope with him before. I can understand having a reception in those circumstances. Pretending it is something else though just seems a bit hypocritical.

According to OK! Magazine who was there, Mel B wanted to do it for her kids who obviously will remember this day forever since they are what? Two. Just admit that Stephen has been maybe burning through the cash a little faster than you thought and that you needed some extra funds. Hell, this might be some kind of annual thing when you are running a little low. Maybe next year you can invite Larry Birkhead and split the money.

Sucks When No One Pays Attention

It must suck to be Lauren Conrad and have no one even care who you are. According to the NY Post, Lauren was taking a flight to somewhere where she was loved. Probably Russia. I mean if Jessica Simpson can open a movie number one there, then you know Lauren Conrad is close to a God there. Anyway, the ticket agent asked on the PA system for Lauren to come to the counter and get a ticket. Well apparently she freaked out about this because she didn't want anyone to know she was there. She cried and screamed and just broke down.

Then of course she began scanning the crowd hysterically looking for someone she was going to ignore. I mean you know she just wanted to do that, but unfortunately for her, no one at JFK even looked up from what they were doing and didn't even care that she was there. Must suck to think you are going to get mobbed and instead see hundreds of people who don't even care and probably don't even know who you are. Presumably she then grabbed the microphone and told people who she was and that she was famous and that they should all bow down to her before entering the aircraft.

I Wouldn't Put It Past Her

At this point I have a very tough time believing Evan Rachel Wood about anything she says, but I will choose to believe that she is not actually dating Mickey Rourke. She just says they have a very close emotional bond from filming The Wrestler together. I'm thinking they maybe did a little something on set and Marilyn Manson found out about it and flipped. I mean it was perfectly fine for him to cheat on his wife with a teenager, but it isn't ok for her to cheat on him with a guy who gets the over 50 discount at Denny's.

Evan says the reports that say she and Marilyn broke up because of her brother are false. OK, well then I will stick with the liked Mickey on the set and then when I got home and saw him in the daytime knew it wouldn't work scenario.

For his part Mickey says he isn't dating Evan Rachel Wood. With Mickey though you need to look at the words really carefully. He isn't dating her, but he never says he didn't or didn't do something else. Mickey just said he is a big fan of hers. Nice thing to say. Then he said she is a big fan of his. More interesting thing to say. We'll see where this goes and if Dita gets a call from Marilyn.

Britney's Son In THe Hospital

I remember seeing something once on TLC or Discovery or one of those lets fill an hour shows and play with your emotions thing. I of course couldn't find the remote control and so for an hour listened to family after family talk about how their kids were perfectly normal and then one day just had a seizure. I cannot imagine sitting there with a child who you think is fine and then having that happen and being helpless to actually do anything about it.

Apparently that is what happened to Jayden, who is Britney's two year old son. I think Jayden is the one who fell from his high chair when he was little, but there was so much going on in her life then, so who knows. I do know that everything seemed to be going pretty well for Britney and her family. She flies to Louisiana the day after performing with Madonna and the next thing you know you are having to rush your son to a hospital that is at least 30 minutes away. The whole family went with Jamie-Lynn actually playing pap spoiler by blocking their path. Who knew she had it in her.

There have been no reports other than the baby was kept overnight as a safety precaution. Lets hope everything works out great.

Advice From Kim Kardashian - What Could Go Wrong?

Just because someone is going to be your sister-in-law does not necessarily make them someone you want to listen to for advice. When your future sister-in-law is going to be Kim Kardashian you really, really, need to find a second opinion. Adrienne Bailon who is currently at least a member of the Cheetah Girls on Disney is the latest Disney star to be caught up in a nude photo scandal. Apparently her computer was stolen a few weeks ago and when it was returned this week, some photos were missing. Namely a set of nude photos that are currently being offered to the highest bidder.

Now, don't you think that someone who is in daily contact with Kim Kardashian and is engaged to Kim's brother would be wise to the whole nude photo and sex tape scandals that could erupt and possibly destroy her career? I mean her career is pretty shaky as it is. She plays a Cheetah Girl. Aren't they supposed to be like 16? Adrienne is actually closer to 30 than to 20 so you know that whole gig is going to last as long as takes the lawyers over at Disney to go through her contract. Oh, she will definitely be gone. Cheetah Girls makes nothing compared to HSM for Disney and at 25 she was probably due to be replaced as it is.

The other idiot in all of this is Robert Kardashian who saw what happened to his sister but probably kept insisting on naked photos. If you are practically living with someone and presumably seeing them naked everyday is there a particular reason why you also need to have naked photos of them?

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which Obama-loving actress got extra-frisky on Election Night? After a heated debate with a conservative bartender in West Hollywood, she invited him back to her place for a good old-fashioned, bipartisan romp in the sack.