Friday, December 12, 2008

Full Frontal Friday

So, I know many of you have missed FFF. My original plan was to take a break for the holidays and come back fresh with some more peen in the new year. The thing is for that to happen FFF would need to make some adjustments. To keep it from being too pornish, the idea was that all of the photos would be of celebrities. As the pictures have dried up, the definition of celebrity has been stretched to the breaking point. The problem is there really are not many more photos out there that have not been posted. There are variations on ones I have posted, but I am definitely running out of celebrity genitals. So, by a show of your comments, I need to know if you would be interested in just random guys interspersed with celebrities or would that be like any other porn site?

I need your thoughts and comments. If you want to keep it strictly celebrities, the number of photos will be greatly reduced each week unless a bunch of guys decide to strip or there is a revival of The Full Monty. Also, if you happen to see any FFF of celebrities, pass it along to me. Maybe someone has been missed.

Four For Friday - Kindness

Keeping with the earlier theme of Your Turn, all of today's items are kindness items.

#1 - This guy is an A list television star and probably B in films he has done. Probably not any higher than B list on name recognition though. Oh, he stars in one of those crime dramas. Anyway, for the past year he has just had his paychecks sent to directly to various charities in the city where he films his show.

#2 - I guess this actor is considered an A list television actor although honestly, it is just the name of the show everyone remembers. Anyway, our actor spends about 5 hours a week every week at local hospitals reading to kids who are there and playing games with them.

#3 - This actress is B list. Hit network drama which I refuse to watch. Totally in contrast with her earlier more famous television role, this actress has a big soft spot. Over the past few years she has arranged for about 20 disadvantaged kids to go to private schools. She pays for all the books, uniforms and tuition. It costs her about $200,000 a year.

#4 - This actress is also B list probably by definition but has A list name recognition. She is also on a hit network comedy. She and her boyfriend have contributed many tens of thousands of dollars to various food banks and other food programs and spend countless hours volunteering at them as well.

I Have A Funny Feeling About This


Let's go back in time to earlier this year when the whole Shania Twain/Mutt Lange story came out. You remember don't you? We had Shania fleeing a marriage where she alleged Mutt cheated on her, she was scorned, and to prove she was scorned she was going to do a new album and promote it for the fans and do a People Magazine cover story.

Well, what about this? I just think that it is really strange that the person Shania Twain is hanging out with for the holidays is the soon to be ex husband of the woman who allegedly cheated with Mutt. So far, People has tried to spin this for Shania twice in the past week. First they posted a photo with a caption last week, and now this week they added a blurb that goes with the photo above.

They claim that they are suffering together and helping each other cope and blah, blah, blah. Oh, and that Shania made a "triumphant return" to the CMA's. Triumphant? They didn't even bother to change the words of the publicist. What it sounds like to me is that Mutt, who has always been quiet and a behind the scenes guy might have been the one wronged here. I don't know. I also have a faulty memory but I don't think Mutt has said anything in the press about his relationship with Shania or why it ended. I know there was an attempt to get an interview with the woman Mutt allegedly slept with, but we never got the full story.

Now, I know that strange things happen in life. If they didn't, there would be no blind items and Paris Hilton would be the location of a hotel.

But, I just think there is something really odd about this whole setup and how it is being spoon fed slowly to the people who buy Shania's records.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Bettie Page - RIP

Normally a reader photo of a concert would go on top. But in this case, I think Bettie deserved it.

David Byrne - Charlotte
Chace Crawford looks a little lonely in this photo. Who wants to go cheer him up? Anyone? Anyone?
This has been a long time coming. Chris Cornell finally makes Random Photos.
See, now if Chace were smart he would have made a beeline straight for Ciara since they were at the same event.
I can still watch Dick Van Dyke in his old television show and laugh. Plus he was in the scariest kids movie ever. If you were a kid and saw Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and were not scared out of your mind, then you are lying to yourself. I still have trouble watching it.
Eric Dane has offered to help Kate Walsh grieve over her divorce. Yeah, I bet he has.
Sometimes, Evan Handler looks like Dr. Evil.
When you think of Elizabeth Perkins what is the very first thought that pops in your head? In mine it is a scene from Big.
Ahhh, what could have been. Gabrielle Anwar came this close to being wife #2. Then I woke up.
Just Shoot Me was a pretty good show, but I was glad it gave me the chance to see George Segal act. I remember way back in the day. So long ago there were dinosaurs and Ellen Barkin had facial features. Anyway, I saw George Segal and John Lithgow do Requiem For A Heavyweight and it was just one of the greatest things I had seen at the time. Blew me away.
Yeah. Latch on to him Jen. Hold Owen Wilson tight. See how many photos you can find last night of Owen Wilson alone and compare those with all the ones Jennifer somehow gets into.
Always have room for Judith Light.
To me John Mayer's outfit is right on the edge of Hammer Time.
Also long overdue in the photos is James Remar. Love this guy.
Yeah, but Katherine Heigl has been in the news this week so it is kind of news worthy.
I get lots and lots of requests for Michael Chiklis
And tons for Michael C. Hall. I could have a whole wing in my e-mail for this guy.
You know what? Mary Kate Olsen looks good. For her.
"I can't help it Camilla. I can't stop laughing. He said fart."
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Can you think of a more successful father son team in Hollywood?
And TR Knight showed up at the Marley & Me premiere.
One of the funniest people alive is Tracey Ullman. And Matt Groenig needs to call her everyday and say thank you.
So, take your pick. Do you want Jason Isaacs or Viggo Mortensen?

Your Turn

Over the holiday season, like most of you I encounter lots and lots of opportunities for giving. Sometimes there are so many that I just don't know who or what or where to give. I'm always asking people who they give to and what the organization does. There was one really great one I heard about recently. It isn't an organization that has a website or a place to contribute, but I thought it was a great idea. A group of women get together, pool their money and make gift baskets for single moms. The baskets are full of pampering things that the moms would probably never buy for themselves because they are too busy or do not have enough after scrimping and saving for presents for their children. I thought it was a great idea. One of the best I had heard of in awhile.

Today, because there is still time left to make a difference, I want you to list the places or organizations or ideas you have heard about. A link would also be great. I know this isn't the typical mindless Your Turn I normally provide, but I figure once a year we can turn our attention to something that actually makes a difference. Next week though, I promise to get back to the trivial. I actually have one in mind that is quite possibly the most trivial one ever. All it will require is a two word answer, but affects each of you everyday. Intrigued? Well, that is next week. This week tell me who your favorite charities are.

NY Post Blind Items

WHICH actress who plays a teen on a hit TV show incorrectly insists she's a size zero? Employees at a clothing line have to remove all the bigger-size labels from garments they send her to her to keep her happily deluded .

WHICH handsome TV host is thought by patrons of at least one gay bar to be in the closet? As the stud discusses dating women, they hoot and holler, and hurl insults at the screen.

She Wants The House?


I will be the first to admit that I'm not the biggest fan of Michael Bolton. But, I am even less of a fan of Nicollette Sheridan and if this report from the NY Post is true, it just seems like she is confirming every bad impression of her I have. The Post is saying that Michael Bolton agreed to buy a house in LA with Nicollette and to move in with her. Because he didn't need his house in Connecticut anymore he sold that one and did move in with Nicollette. Two months later she kicked him out. I would say it was because he was walking around the house flipping his hair behind his head every five seconds while he constantly hummed When A Man Loves A woman, but knowing Nicollette, I'm guessing she just did what she always does and went searching for someone new.

Now, this would not be anything out of the ordinary in the world. People break up all the time, and whether you are living together or married, it sucks to have to pack up all your crap and move home to your parents. OK, so Michael isn't doing that. But don't judge me people. Sorry. But sometimes I get carried away.

The thing is that Michael wants Nicollette to just buy his half of the house from him. Seems fair to me. I mean she is the one living there. I guess he could keep paying half and get his money back when its eventually sold but meanwhile he would have to deal with her about things and that is not fun for anyone. But, Nicollette doesn't want that either. Noooo. What she wants is Michael to just give her his half of the house. $2M worth of the other half. $2M? Just give it to her? For what? If they were married she wouldn't get it, so why does she think she is entitled to it now? Is she that self absorbed to think she is the greatest thing ever? Give it to her? I don't think so.

This Is Going To Turn Out Well


Do you remember how you used to drive when you were 16? I do. I have fond memories of driving a big tank of a car that had been my grandmothers. I remember that I could hit just about anything and it wasn't going to do any damage to me or to the 10 people I routinely crammed into every space that didn't have a fast food wrapper or empty cans.

Miley Cyrus on the other hand has been given a Porsche. Sure its a couple of years old, but it's still a Porsche. If I had been 16 with Porsche, I would be dead right now. Not so much from the speeding I would have done, but can you imagine trying to fit ten people into a Porsche? I would have died from suffocation. I'm guessing in order to keep their money tree growing and happy, her parents decided to forget their own first years of driving and must think Miley will be an excellent driver. Yes, she says it just like Rainman. You are saying it now aren't you? You are rushing off to YouTube to see if they have that clip. Well, if they do, post it in the comments so I can watch.

The only good thing that I guess her parents can hope for is that it is almost impossible to have sex in a Porsche. Plus, with paps following her all the time. Oh, I didn't even think about that. Can you imagine a 16 year old driver being tailed and shadowed by 10 cars? Wow. This is going to be worse than I imagined. I also think it wouldn't have killed her parents to actually act like parents. Sure, they will say they didn't get her the car she wanted, but maybe it would have been a good life lesson to give her the same kind of car that all of her 16 year old fans have to drive.

Not A Good Day For Kate Walsh


I'm still not sure why Kate Walsh got married to Alex Young. Oh, I'm sure she would say it was love. Hell, he might even say the same thing. Whatever. Alex filed for divorce the day before Thanksgiving. If you do that to someone, then you know the marriage sucked ass. I remember with wife #3 I think. She filed for divorce on Christmas Eve because, well she was the devil and didn't believe in Christmas, but to me it was tragic. Not tragic like if they tried to remake Burl Ives and Rudolph, but tragic as in the liquor store is out of my favorite brand of vodka.

Anyway, the soon to be divorced couple released a statement as was expected. It says it came from the couple, but since Alex probably doesn't have a spokesperson, I'm guessing it came from Kate's people. I love this line. "The couple remain on friendly terms and sincerely hope the media will respect their privacy during this difficult time."

Most of the time it would say something like they remain best friends and still love each other and blah, blah, blah. But notice how it just says they remain on friendly terms. Translated that means they haven't changed their cell phone numbers yet. But I guarantee the calls are going straight to voice mail. Nasty? Oh, I think it will be. Settlement to keep it out of the media? Absolutely.

Oh, and Kate. Hope they take you back on Grey's because Private Practice is about thisclose to being canceled.

Looks Like Paula Was Telling The Truth


When I first saw that the Nigel Lythgoe, the former American Idol producer had done some press on Thursday for his new show, I thought for sure Paula Abdul was going to get buried in a bunch of "we never did such a thing," in response to her statement earlier this week about AI knowingly letting in a stalker to an audition.

But, now I have to say that everything Paula said was probably true. It wasn't some kind of Paula haze. You know what I'm talking about. That glassy eyed stare she has everytime they show her face during American Idol. OK, not every time, but most of the time. Anyway, at first Nigel took the expected stance.

"You do not take somebody in that room that you believe is a danger to herself or a danger to Paula. That would not enter our heads."

So when you read that, you start thinking to yourself hat Paula tripped over her dog one too many times and was imagining it all.

But then, I read this. "This is three years ago. I honestly say I can't remember the conversation. If Paula said, that's what she said, I believe her. We've seen over 700,000 contestants. And one has made a terrible, terrible mistake. If you're an odds man, they are great odds."

Well first of all, that is pretty callous discussing the woman who killed herself as a statistic and that if there are only one suicidal stalker out there after 700,000 contestants that we should all be jumping up and down. In fact, it is a really insensitive thing to say. But the fact that he can't remember what Paula said is crap. How many times do you think one of the judges has said to the producers I have a restraining order out against that person. I'm scared of that person. Yeah, I bet Paula was the only time so, forgive me Nigel if I don't believe you.

Ted C Blind Item

Another one bites the romantic dust. Sure, it's no secret that lots of Hollywood movie stars require confidentiality contracts—from their house cleaners, their assistants, their cooks and, yes, sometimes, even their lovers. We've mentioned this before.

Heartless as it may seem, some folks can't even get close to getting off unless they feel they'll be protected from any morning-after spills to the tabloids, thanks to whichever partner they happened to hook up with. Not really such the shocker there, once you think about it. But what's truly unusual is who we're told has now used this cold-as-ice, fine-print safeguard, you'll never guess...

Yes, it's our very own beloved closet cutie, Toothy Tile!

Love it, he's not so dumb after all, eh? I remember Toothy back from when he was getting it on in West Hollywood parking lots, for any cop to see. In fact one did see, but, of course, the Tooth got off, thanks to his powerful reps—sheesh, so predictable. But now comes word that Toothy's not only stepping out on the B.F. (unless this was done with his approval, perchance?), but he's doing it smartly, like, every other bigass, closeted dude in town does—contracts to sign, in hand.

Nice one, Tooth! The publicist-powered group you hang with nowadays musta taught you a thing or two, eh?

Oh, and you want the dirt from the guy who took his very own confidentiality agreement in hand and spilled the deets just the same? It was all lovely, we're told...the kind of loveliness that grows on ya, if you catch my naughty drift.

Oh, and that Toothy has something in common with Ryan Gosling: Such a cool demeanor, you'd have no idea the fire burning down below. None.

It Ain't: Ryan Gosling, Shia LaBeouf, John Krasinski

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Today's Blind Items

Which not too long out of the closet male celebrity with B+ name recognition, can't keep a boyfriend because of performance issues? Apparently no matter how hard he tries or how much Viagra he takes, he just cannot get the job done with boyfriends. The only way he manages to get it in play so to speak is to pay for it with escorts. Then he has no problems.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Danny Glover gets the top spot today. A great actor someone who really does not get the credit he deserves for his acting talent.

Avril Lavigne just fired her manager. She doesn't look that thrilled to be out either.
Definitely random. Amaury Nolasco and will.i.am. I love how Amaury is trying to hide the drink.
After the Dubai Film Festival it looks as if Ben and Casey Affleck are going to start remaking The Blues Brothers.
It has been a long time since Beth Ditto was in the photos. She looks great and I love the hair color.
I'm actually going to say that Bai Ling looks pretty. She's wearing clothes and she doesn't have those message covered Band-Aids all over her body.
One of my favorite photos of the day. It's tough to be that dressed up and in that good of a mood at 5am, but Rainn Wilson and Brooke Shields seem to be making the best of it.
I don't usually post ads, but Ellen looks nice here, so what the hell.
Ignorant guy question of the day. Does Goldie Hawn wear wigs?
Jessica Alba and Baron Davis. I wonder how that company Baron and Cash is doing?
Jennifer Aniston looks great here, but her face has been airbrushed so much that she looks like she is about 20 instead of 40.
Jason Mraz - Oslo
Last week was Harry Hamlin and this week another LA Law alum. Jimmy Smits along with Wanda De Jesus.
I'm not normally a fan of Kylie Minogue, but honestly what she did here for this fan was really great. That is what its all about. Of course she probably still made the girl pay full price for a bottle of perfume.

So, yes, I know I got Adam Sandler's shirt designer wrong yesterday, so to make up for it I am putting him in here again today. For future reference though I don't think Adam should pose next to someone as attractive as Keri Russell.
The dress is a mess and very see through. And, she can't even blame it on drinking which would have been a good excuse. I know there must be a point to dresses like this, but I really don't know what it is.
Paula was running late for her Revolutionary War reenactment group so she wore her uniform on David Letterman.
Trying to make himself relevant again, Russell Brand.
Does Rihanna not like some of her fingers because some of them have frowns. Specifically the ones in which you would use to gesture an obscenity.
Robyn - Oslo
Reader Photo #1
And Reader Photo #2. She would like me to point out that the crocodile is most assuredly alive and not stuffed. Better you than me.
I'm trying to remember if I have ever seen Rob Schneider in a suit.
The one and only Sheila E.
So, Taylor Hanson and his wife had their 43rd kid. I know it's an exaggeration, but I can't keep up with the family and figure the three brothers will get there eventually. Taylor and his wife did a very smart thing. They named their son Viggo. So now if you mess with the name, then Viggo is going to be upset. Nice strategy.
So, I want everyone to notice that Tori Spelling decided not to wear her ring last night. Very, very interesting.
Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron leaving a home decorating store.

My Take On The Golden Globes


This post isn't really about who got what nomination. It is more of a I don't really think the Golden Globes are all that great. Last year I spent a lot of time kissing Golden Globe board member ass so I could get some press credentials and send some readers to cover the red carpet. I thought it would be fun for everyone. So, during that process I really looked into the organization. The media who also sucks up always says the Golden Globes are a predictor of the Academy Awards. They might be, but I think that is only because these nominations come out first and so the people who cast Academy ballots ask who got nominated for a Golden Globe.

What I think this organization really cares about is making money. That's all they want. They want more money for their club and their parties and the way to do that is to have a television contract. The way you do that is by having stars that people want to see. The way you do that is by nominating stars for the award or having their daughter be Miss Golden Globe for two years running so the stars show up.

Ever wonder why they have two separate categories for movies? That way you can throw a bunch more people into the nomination mix, and get a bunch more attendees. It is kind of the MTV way to get people to show up. I have much more respect for the nomination process for almost every other award show with the exception of the People's Choice which I think actually finds out who would like an award and then asks them to show up to collect it.

This is a group of foreign journalists, yet they still only have one lousy category for foreign films. Why? Because no one in the audience watching at home cares about some guy from Timbuktu showing up at the awards.

So, when watching the awards or wondering how in the hell someone got nominated, think about if the people at home watching television would like to see that person on the red carpet or if one of the journalists would like to sit next to them at the dinner they have.

Caylee's Body Found


I know this isn't really gossip but lots of people I know discuss this little girl endlessly, so I thought I would at least pass the news along. The Orange County Sheriff said that the remains of a small child were found this morning. They are not saying it is Caylee, but how many small little girl skeletons are there? Plus the skeleton was found about a half a mile from her grandparent;s house.

Caylee went missing back in June. Her mother was charged with murder after waiting five weeks to report her daughter missing. Apparently she didn't think anyone would notice. The mom's name is Casey Anthony. Casey has always said she left her daughter with the baby sitter and the baby sitter took her. The problem with that story is that the apartment she says she dropped Caylee of at had been vacant for four months.

I wish the girl had been found alive, but at least she was found so hopefully something can be done to bring her killer to justice.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which pop star shuns faddy diets and exercise to lose weight preferring to depend on the oh-so-pleasant use of laxatives to drop a dress size...

Golden Globe Nominations


1. BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

1. THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON
2. FROST/NIXON
3. THE READER
4. REVOLUTIONARY ROAD
5. SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE


2. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

1. ANNE HATHAWAY – RACHEL GETTING MARRIED
2. ANGELINA JOLIE – CHANGELING
3. MERYL STREEP – DOUBT
4. KRISTIN SCOTT THOMAS – I'VE LOVED YOU SO LONG (IL Y A LONGTEMPS QUE JE T’AIME)
5. KATE WINSLET – REVOLUTIONARY ROAD

3. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

1. LEONARDO DICAPRIO – REVOLUTIONARY ROAD
2. FRANK LANGELLA – FROST/NIXON
3. SEAN PENN – MILK
4. BRAD PITT – THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON
5. MICKEY ROURKE – THE WRESTLER

4. BEST MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

1. BURN AFTER READING
2. HAPPY-GO-LUCKY
3. IN BRUGES
4. MAMMA MIA!
5. VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA

5.BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

1. REBECCA HALL – VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA
2. SALLY HAWKINS – HAPPY-GO-LUCKY
3. FRANCES MCDORMAND – BURN AFTER READING
4. MERYL STREEP – MAMMA MIA!
5. EMMA THOMPSON – LAST CHANCE HARVEY

6. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

1. JAVIER BARDEM – VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA
2. COLIN FARRELL – IN BRUGES
3. JAMES FRANCO – PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
4. BRENDAN GLEESON – IN BRUGES
5. DUSTIN HOFFMAN – LAST CHANCE HARVEY

7. BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

1. BOLT
2. KUNG FU PANDA
3. WALL-E


8. BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

1. THE BAADER MEINHOF COMPLEX (GERMANY)
(DER BAADER MEINHOF KOMPLEX)
2. EVERLASTING MOMENTS (SWEDEN/DENMARK)
(MARIA LARSSONS EVIGA ÖGONBLICK)
3. GOMORRAH (ITALY)
(GOMORRA)
4. I'VE LOVED YOU SO LONG (FRANCE)
(IL Y A LONGTEMPS QUE JE T’AIME)
5. WALTZ WITH BASHIR (ISRAEL)


9. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE
1. AMY ADAMS – DOUBT
2. PENELOPE CRUZ – VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA
3. VIOLA DAVIS –DOUBT
4. MARISA TOMEI – THE WRESTLER
5. KATE WINSLET – THE READER

10. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

1. TOM CRUISE – TROPIC THUNDER
2. ROBERT DOWNEY JR. –TROPIC THUNDER
3. RALPH FIENNES – THE DUCHESS
4. PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN – DOUBT
5. HEATH LEDGER – THE DARK KNIGHT

11. BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE

1. DANNY BOYLE – SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE
2. STEPHEN DALDRY – THE READER
3. DAVID FINCHER – THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON
4. RON HOWARD – FROST/NIXON
5. SAM MENDES – REVOLUTIONARY ROAD

12. BEST SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE

1. SIMON BEAUFOY – SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE
2. DAVID HARE – THE READER
3. PETER MORGAN – FROST/NIXON
4. ERIC ROTH – THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN
5. JOHN PATRICK SHANLEY – DOUBT

13. BEST ORIGINAL SCORE – MOTION PICTURE

1. ALEXANDRE DESPLAT –THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON
2. CLINT EASTWOOD – CHANGELING
3. JAMES NEWTON HOWARD – DEFIANCE
4. A. R. RAHMAN – SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE
5. HANS ZIMMER – FROST/NIXON

14. BEST ORIGINAL SONG – MOTION PICTURE

1. “DOWN TO EARTH” — WALL-E
Music by: Peter Gabriel, Thomas Newman
Lyrics by: Peter Gabriel
2. “GRAN TORINO” — GRAN TORINO
Music by: Clint Eastwood, Jamie Cullum, Kyle Eastwood, Michael Stevens
Lyrics by: Kyle Eastwood, Michael Stevens
3. “I THOUGHT I LOST YOU” — BOLT
Music & Lyrics by: Miley Cyrus, Jeffrey Steele
4. “ONCE IN A LIFETIME” — CADILLAC RECORDS
Music & Lyrics by: Beyoncé Knowles, Amanda Ghost, Scott McFarnon, Ian Dench, James Dring, Jody Street
5. “THE WRESTLER” — THE WRESTLER
Music & Lyrics by: Bruce Springsteen

15. BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

1. DEXTER (SHOWTIME)
2. HOUSE (FOX)
3. IN TREATMENT (HBO)
4. MAD MEN (AMC)
5. TRUE BLOOD (HBO)


16. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

1. SALLY FIELD – BROTHERS AND SISTERS
2. MARISKA HARGITAY –LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT
3. JANUARY JONES – MAD MEN
4. ANNA PAQUIN – TRUE BLOOD
5. KYRA SEDGWICK – THE CLOSER

17. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

1. GABRIEL BYRNE – IN TREATMENT
2. MICHAEL C. HALL – DEXTER
3. JON HAMM – MAD MEN
4. HUGH LAURIE – HOUSE
5. JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS – THE TUDORS

18. BEST TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

1. 30 ROCK (NBC)
2. CALIFORNICATION (SHOWTIME)
3. ENTOURAGE (HBO)
4. THE OFFICE (NBC)
5. WEEDS (SHOWTIME)


19.BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES –COMEDY OR MUSICAL

1. CHRISTINA APPLEGATE – SAMANTHA WHO?
2. AMERICA FERRERA – UGLY BETTY
3. TINA FEY – 30 ROCK
4. DEBRA MESSING – THE STARTER WIFE
5. MARY-LOUISE PARKER – WEEDS

20. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

1. ALEC BALDWIN – 30 ROCK
2. STEVE CARELL – THE OFFICE
3. KEVIN CONNOLLY – ENTOURAGE
4. DAVID DUCHOVNY – CALIFORNICATION
5. TONY SHALHOUB – MONK

21. BEST MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

1. A RAISIN IN THE SUN (ABC)
2. BERNARD AND DORIS (HBO
3. CRANFORD (PBS)
4. JOHN ADAMS (HBO)
5. RECOUNT (HBO)


22. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

1. JUDI DENCH – CRANFORD
2. CATHERINE KEENER – AN AMERICAN CRIME
3. LAURA LINNEY – JOHN ADAMS
4. SHIRLEY MACLAINE – COCO CHANEL
5. SUSAN SARANDON – BERNARD AND DORIS

23. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

1. RALPH FIENNES – BERNARD AND DORIS
2. PAUL GIAMATTI – JOHN ADAMS
3. KEVIN SPACEY – RECOUNT
4. KIEFER SUTHERLAND – 24: REDEMPTION
5. TOM WILKINSON – RECOUNT

24. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

1. EILEEN ATKINS – CRANFORD
2. LAURA DERN – RECOUNT
3. MELISSA GEORGE – IN TREATMENT
4. RACHEL GRIFFITHS – BROTHERS AND SISTERS
5. DIANNE WIEST – IN TREATMENT

25. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

1. NEIL PATRICK HARRIS – HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
2. DENIS LEARY – RECOUNT
3. JEREMY PIVEN – ENTOURAGE
4. BLAIR UNDERWOOD – IN TREATMENT
5. TOM WILKINSON – JOHN ADAMS

Josh Hartnett Didn't Have Sex In A Hotel Library


A few months ago, the Daily Mirror ran a story suggesting that Josh Hartnett had sex with a woman in the library of his hotel and it was caught on CCTV. I think the next day I said something about Josh being ticked off at the report and was suing. Well, Josh won yesterday. The Mirror admitted the story was false and paid Josh $30,000 which he is giving to charity. What he really should do with it is give it to Pete and Ashlee so they can say that someone bought their baby's photos.

I guess the lesson here is that Josh Hartnett will sue you in a second if you say something wrong. I'm running through all the blind items in my head now but can't think of any with Josh. Even if I could Josh, I would just say they are someone else. I mean if you are going to sue someone because they said you had sex in a hotel library with a woman, that means you will pretty much sue someone if they get your breakfast order wrong. I could understand if they said he had sex with a hooker, or Verne Troyer or something like that, but the story seems fairly harmless. There obviously was no CCTV tape so he doesn't have to worry about that leaking, and he doesn't have a girlfriend except for his meetings with Sienna Miller so no one is going to be upset at him for having sex with a woman in a hotel library which he didn't do and was definitely not caught on CCTV.

Maybe he just needed something to do while he is in London and thought this would be a good way to pass the time. Anyway, at least he did give the money to charity.

December 15th - December 11th = 4 Days


That math in the headline is about the limits of my skills. It's why I'm a lawyer. It is also the math that is the driving force behind the sequel to Twilight. I haven't seen Twilight yet. I was supposed to, but decided after buying the ticket, that getting drunk sounded like more fun. Damn you ArcLight for having a bar in a movie theatre. Much more easy to just stay where you are then have to walk a few hundred feet to see a movie.

Anyway, earlier this week I talked about how the sequel was going to suck because Summit, which is producing the film fired the director because she said she wanted to take her time and do it right. I said that Summit wanted to get something out to the public no matter what just so they could keep making bucks. Well according to Entertainment Weekly, Summit doesn't have more than a rough draft for the sequel, wants to change one of the leads, can't find any Native Americans for roles that need to be filled, doesn't have a director, but has already set a release date and wants to start pre-production next Wednesday in Vancouver. Yeah, this is going to turn out really well.

I know lots of you e-mailed me to say that replacing the director was the best thing they could have done because the acting was horrible. And, I guess that means that with a new director, the acting is going to suddenly be better? The reason scenes looked awful in the first one was because there was no budget for the film and so they had to keep moving along. Summit wasn't sure if the film was going to make money and so they did it on the cheap. The budget is higher in the sequel, but I don't think the quality is going to get much better.

Please Give Us Money


It is bad enough in my opinion when parents try and sell photos of their baby to try and profit off the photos, but to actually go out and try and sell photos to every tabloid and news magazine in the world makes it so much worse. According to the NY Post, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson (read Joe Simpson) have been calling every possible outlet and no one wants to buy photos of their baby. No one? Wow. You would think some magazine would give them $20,000 or something just for giggles. I'm guessing though that they wouldn't really consider $20,000 an offer. Joe probably thinks the photos are worth $1M or something ridiculous like that.

The reason none of the magazines want the photos is that Ashlee and Pete don't sell well on covers. Sucks to be them huh? Do you really need more money? Do you really need to exploit your kid just so Joe can get a new car for the holidays? I'm not really for selling photos of your kids at all, but I can see the argument made by Brad and Angelina when they give it all to charity. At least they are helping thousands and thousands of other kids with their donation.

What are Pete and Ashlee going to do with the money? Instead of buying regular baby blankets, they will get the baby Chanel blankets? It's ridiculous. I'm sure that either their price will go down or they will just give the photos to People and get an exclusive interview inside or something about how being parents has brought them closer together and strengthened their love.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which A-list movie star and his Emmy-winning pal did a "'Scarface'-style mound of cocaine" before enjoying bedroom antics with two college girls? The big-screen actor managed to convince his bombshell that protection wasn't necessary, while the TV star tied up his lass with a bathrobe, before realizing that the blow had caused serious "equipment failure."

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Today's Blind Items

You always hear about actors or actresses being stalked, but rarely is it the other way around. With all the Paula Abdul mess going on, it reminded me of something that happened three or four years ago. It involved what is now probably a C list actor, but at the time he was the s**t. He wasn't A list, but there was hardly any girl or woman from about the age of 12-25 who didn't know who he was. Every week he was right there staring at them from the television set and every day he was sitting on the front porch of this girl he met in the town where they filmed the show. He met her when she was an extra on the show and from that day forward he just was always around. She liked the attention at first. He was the star of the show after all. But, at some point it just became creepy and he would not stop following her or calling her. Her parents finally called the cops and a producer was dispatched from LA to handle the mess. Our actor was never arrested, and in return for keeping quiet, the girl got a free year of tuition for college and a brand new car.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Usually when an actor passes away, I just say RIP, but Robert Prosky was one of my all-time favorite actors. He was one of the nicest people I have ever met and just gave so much joy to the people who knew him. At the beginning of his career he always played a tough guy, but he was so much more like his character in Rudy. Always giving, always ready to help and to mentor. He will be missed.

Allison Eastwood has not been around for awhile. It's good to see her even though she doesn't look thrilled to be there.
Angelina Jolie was thrilled to be at the premiere of Gran Torino though. Dressed much more casually for this one, than at Brad Pitt's premiere.
Definitely random. Ashton Kutcher and Arianna Huffington.
Seriously Adam? A Dolce t-shirt?
Cate Blanchett looks much better in today's photo than the other day.
Dierks Bentley - Oslo
I know most of you are probably ecstatic that Daniel Craig is going to be out promoting his new film.
And, as a bonus Liev Schreiber will also be promoting it with Daniel.
And, if you like them younger Jamie Bell will be alongside them.
I'm actually getting tired of Eva Mendes. I know, it's hard to believe I'm saying it, but she does look really nice here which is why I put her in the photos.
Although I know that everyone here from Gossip Girl is just kind of hamming it up for the camera, I do get the sense that it isn't all just for show. I think they need to remember that their fame could be very fleeting. Hello OC cast?
I like this one of Hugh Jackman because it isn't posed.
Apparently James Blunt is still being asked to sing.
I believe this is a first time appearance for John Cena.
Just because I know you like to see Jada Pinkett Smith every now and again.
The one and only Kathy Bates. Love her.
Did you see the photos of Keri Russell in Details magazine? Wow this is tame compared to them.
I love the woman behind the barricade smiling for the camera.
Kiefer Sutherland gets his well deserved star. And he brought along dad.
Kate Winslet and Ralph Fiennes who appears to be wearing clothes he bought when he was 30 pounds heavier.
Although Kim Basinger and Lukas Haas had a Hollywood premiere for their new film, I believe it is only going to be shown at the one theatre in Texas that showed Jessica Simpson's film.
Lisa Ling makes a very rare red carpet appearance.
Just don't give Liza Minelli one of these bikes for at home. Not that she would use it probably.
Yes, that is Nicole Kidman and yes, judging by all the equipment everywhere she made a tremendous effort to sign autographs for fans. Take note of that Scarlett J.
One of my favorite authors. Paulo Coelho. If you have never read the version of The Alchemist with the interview of Paulo in the back, you need to do so.
"So, you want me to tell your wife that you like dress up as Marlon Brando in On The Waterfront?"
Wow. To them this is like laughing hysterically.
Apparently Ashlee Simpson had a makeover class from Christina Aguilera.
Rolf Harris - Sydney
Ricky Martin and his twins.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Sugababes - London
The random foreign guy of the day goes to Salvador Zervonni

What Do You Think?


Lots of people sent me the story yesterday about Fran Drescher wanting to replace Hillary Clinton as the US Senator from New York. I replied to everyone who sent me the story saying that I just didn't know what to say. But, I thought about it overnight, and although I have something to say, I just still can't decide if it is a good idea or not. I'm not opposed to a sitcom star becoming a politician. I think most politicians are just actors anyway. So, I don't have a real issue with that. The appointment is for two years. After that there would be a special election for the remaining two years of the term.

Part of mew says that she really can't do any more damage to the system than other politicians do on a regular basis. In addition, many times the spouse of a politician is appointed for the remainder of a term when the politician dies and she probably wouldn't do any worse than them.
She says she is serious and I actually think she would do well enough to give her a chance for the two years. If she sucks, the people in NY can vote her out or she can quit. Since she left her show, she has been a tireless advocate for issues related to women's health, and I think she did some work for the State Department, but I think it was as a glorified meeter and greeter and not much more than that. I think giving her a chance would shake things up, and as long as she doesn't have a team of cameras following her so she can make a buck off it, I think it is a better idea than most. What do you think? The Nanny as a US Senator?

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which supposedly super model isn't so super without her Botox injections and regular surgery which she's desperate to keep quiet?

Maybe Xenu Has It


According to Canada's National Post, Tom Cruise has dispatched assistants throughout Toronto searching for a missing Blackberry. That's right, Tom Cruise has lost his Blackberry. I don't even want to know what is in it. I would love to speculate what's in it though. Can you imagine if someone had the balls to actually post online everything found in that Blackberry. That would be priceless. I know of course it would be a violation of Tom's privacy but it would be really interesting to see what he had on there besides phone numbers. Oh, think of the crank call possibilities for the first few days. It would not take long for everyone to get new numbers but in the meantime, have you ever wanted to call Leah Remini's house in the middle of the night? Would you like to have some one on one time with Katie Holmes and find out what in the hell she is really doing with Tom? I don't even want to think about the e-mails he has on there or possibly photos. This, if true would be the most viewed item in the history of the internet. The stories would go on for months and months.

I'm surprised he doesn't have some kind of stress meter attached to it so when someone picks it up it automatically sends a signal to the grave of L Ron which immediately sends out a signal to everyone in Scientology that someone unauthorized has picked up the phone of Tom Cruise. OK, probably not, but this story is fun and I so much want it to be true.

The Bachelor Is Still On?


Having never watched more than five minutes total of all the Bachelor and Bachelorette shows I don't really care about the fate of the contestants or the shows. For some reason I thought no one was watching it, but I guess enough people are doing so that Disney can keep rolling out the show that costs about $10 to make and fills up an hour each week of their primetime hours. I remember when the shows first started how all the Bachelors and Bachelorettes became household names. Now, they are not even probably known outside their own household. I would imagine some of their relatives have no idea they are on a tv show because no one watches it. Think Trista and Ryan would be famous if they were on the show today? Hell no. And they sure wouldn't have made any money selling photos to anyone or getting their wedding paid.

So, now there is a rush of promotion for the new season which as usual stars the guy who got dumped last year. I guess they do that so there is a built in audience for the guy and everyone feels sorry for him. I think it is just because Disney is lazy and wants to save the money involved in going out to look for someone.

So, the new guy is Jason Mesnick. Apparently he was crushed when DeAnna Pappas dumped him and he vowed he needed time to heal before dating again. Well apparently the healing process took as long as it took for Disney to send over a new contract. Now, Jason swears he's in love and the show confirms he got engaged. Great. I'm sure he did, and by the time the show finishes so will the relationship. That's how it always goes. So, seriously with the exception of some people in New York who read the site, and the Disney lawyer who sends over the contracts to these contestants, does anyone really watch the show?

Thank You Tila Tequila


I know, I know. But, Tila Tequila made me laugh today. Someone please explain to me again how she became a star. Oh yeah, a bunch of perverts saw her wearing a bikini on her MySpace page and so some executive somewhere thought she would be perfect for a reality show.

Apparently Tila can sign books while giving an interview, because US, said they interviewed her while she was at her book signing. I'm skeptical that she can actually sign her name and talk at the same time. I'm pretty sure she can use a portable credit card machine to get an approval for a customer while talking though.

The shocking thing other than the fact that she has a book people want to buy is that she said she wants to adopt a boy. It freaked me out as well. I had a phone in my hand ready to dial child protective services when I read the following quote.

"Sometimes I think, like, let's just run away from Hollywood and adopt a son, and do my own thing," she said. "But then I realize, you know what? I want to make at least another billion dollars before I adopt children so I can just focus on them. Like, just move to an island and give them everything."

Breathe easy people. There is no way, Tila is going to make another billion dollars so the children of the world are safe. I love how she implies by her sentence that she has already made a billion dollars. Either that or she thinks billion comes before million. Either way, her time is done and if she has made a million, she should be thankful. because another million is not coming her way anytime soon.

Bobby Brown Is Scarface


Thankfully they are not remaking Scarface. I'm also especially thankful they are not remaking it with Bobby Brown. It probably would be funny, but lose much of its edge. I would keep waiting for Whitney Houston to come in and ask Bobby to help her wipe after she goes to the bathroom. If you didn't see their show you won't get that reference. That's ok. Just close your eyes and imagine her saying it. I'm actually saving you the pain of hearing her say it because she and Bobby went into much, much more detail about what that process actually involves.

Bobby gave an interview to mtv.com. They actually do seem to care about musicians even though they don't play music anymore. It's nice because Bobby really doesn't have anyplace else to give an interview to. Bobby says that at the height of his fame he thought he was Scarface. He had a big desk just like in the film and kept a huge pile of coke on it at all times. Now I'm getting the picture where all that child support money went.

Anyway, Bobby said, "Every time I walked past my desk, I'd make a line of coke from one end to the other. I'd take a straw and snort a line the same way Scarface did it in the movie. You couldn't tell me nothing. I felt like I was Tony Montana! The world was mine! I never had to look for coke; I kept it plentiful. There was times when I went on my binges and would lock myself up in a room for days at a time just getting high."

That sounds like fun doesn't it? Being locked in a room with Bobby Brown for a few days while he snorts up an entire desk worth of coke. You don't find that kind of fun at Disneyland do you? Ahhh. Good times.

You Still Have A Shot At Bear Grylls


Judging from the amount of e-mails I receive about Bear Grylls, I guess many of you are breathing a sigh of relief today. Others might be asking who in the hell is Bear Grylls. Those who are asking have probably never seen the show Man vs. Wild. You know. The show where Bear eats raw fish and drinks his own, umm, urine. He is also the subject of some FFF fun, so you may want to take a peek if you have not already.

Anyway, Bear was in the Antarctic doing something promoting alternative fuels. It wasn't for his television show and I'm sure Discovery was happy about that. Bear took a nasty fall on December 5th and decimated his shoulder. They finally managed to airlift him out of there today. From what I understand, the guy has been in immense pain and needed surgery quickly. To sit in the middle of nowhere waiting for weather to clear just so you can get a flight to get help is probably not something he envisioned.

Now, I know he has two kids, but I think he is single so if anyone wants to head over to South Africa and then on to the UK to help him out with those sponge baths, now is your chance.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which TV actor secretly gets very friendly with the same sex, despite a slew of female exes?

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Today's Blind Items

There is a very interesting love triangle going on right now that some have suggested was recently a square. Love square doesn't sound as good so I'm glad one dropped out. What you have is a celebrity who is not really known for any roles but is definitely a performer. A list name recognition. Chasing her are an A list television actor who has gravitated always in the past to films where he is definitely B+. Also chasing her is a wealthy businessman from Europe. The actor who dropped out of the running is a B list film and television actor who just didn't have the coin to keep up with the other two. Flights, gifts, whatever it takes, both of these men are after this one woman.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Yeah, yeah, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got the top spot. But, it isn't really for the reasons you think. I put them on top because I really like how when Brad or Angelina has a premiere to attend they actually get dressed up and expect everyone else who attends to dress up as well. As you scour the internet today looking for photos of the premiere, look at how everyone dressed up. Yes, there are exceptions, but Kung Fu Panda is a cartoon so I'm not sure that counts.
But, to make sure you know that I'm not playing favorites, here is Jennifer Aniston. I'm not even going to make a dog joke. I am worried though that in every city that she or Owen does press in though, that some puppy is going to be brought out to symbolize Marley.
This is an all new girl group from Australia. They don't even have a name yet from what I understand, yet there was a huge party in Sydney for them last night. Umm. Why? Does this world really need another boy/girl group of people thrown together? Whatever happened to a bunch of people getting together because they liked music. Then they struggle for a few years, change band members, almost kill themselves on drugs, do a Behind The Music and then do Celebrity Rehab. That is the way a band needs to be. I'm not even sure any of these four know the name of the others in the group.
You know I love Cate Blanchett, but could someone please explain the tights or leggings under the dress. Why is this necessary?
Did Tilda Swinton do it also?
I have to say that Chris Noth has looked better.
The picture that made me smile the most today. Ellen and Britney Spears went Christmas caroling here in LA.
I don't think Eddie Kaye Thomas has aged a day in like ten years.
I promised that today I would not say anything bad about Eva Longoria. But there is always tomorrow.
I didn't even recognize Emma Roberts at first. Did anyone see the Entourage episode with Eric Roberts and the gang doing mushrooms at Joshua Tree? Priceless.
It wasn't that many years ago that Fisher Stevens was in every magazine. He has a chance again by being on Lost.
Is it just me or does Heather Graham look like she gets work done every week? This week looks like a breast augmentation.
Lets see. Jim Carrey is wearing the US and UK flags, and the top flag is either a Somali pirate flag or the logo from Jackass, I can;t remember.
For some reason I just really like Jennifer Connelly as an actress. Sure, I know she isn't the friendliest of people. Actually, I'm not even sure if she has ever been called friendly, but I like her as an actress.
Judah Friedlander is one of the reasons you should watch 30 Rock if you have never done so. When he was "gay for the coffee boy", that was amazing.
Jennifer Lopez alone in LA. Interesting.
This extra photo was just in case you were wondering where her usual red carpet, I can barely see pose was.
Jeremy Piven looks really good. I'm thinking new hair plugs.
Jerry Seinfeld - New York
Lindsay Lohan just keeps losing weight. Would anyone like to take a guess why?
Great. Miley Cyrus is going to be driving now.
Michael Phelps at the signing of his new book. No Limits. How to Succeed or something like that. He probably didn't even read it.
I honestly thought when I first saw it that Tila Tequila's new book was called Hooking With Tila Tequila. I thought that is something I would want to read. Then I realized it was Hooking Up With Tila Tequila and realized I wanted no part of that. The guy up above might though. I heard he is looking for someone classy to bring home for Christmas after that whole Thanksgiving episode. Tila would probably fit the bill nicely.
When nude photos of you get splashed all over the internet earlier in the day, I think the natural reaction is to do what Marisa Tomei did here and what is to show no skin at all.
I would be smiling as well if some Russian nightclub would pay me six figures to come say hi.
So, this guy is Odiseo Bichir. I've never heard of him either. The only reason I posted his photo is that he kind of looks like Jason Bateman with ten pounds and a fake mustache.
Yeah, I don't even want to know what they are doing in their free time.
Reader Photo #1
And Reader Photo #2
Tom Cruise was in Toronto yesterday. He apparently didn't like the way these guys danced, so he did an Elaine.




The Music - Manchester
The Subways - Manchester
Wilmer was doing some good work at the USO in New York this morning. The character's name is Handy Manny. Well in my haste I thought it said Handy Mandy and I thought referencing Wilmer's ex was in kind of poor taste. Glad I caught it.
I'm a huge fan of The Zooey. I mean I gave her the nickname The Zooey, but I don't think she looks that great here. Opinions? Maybe it is just the hair.

Who Registers For Christmas Gifts?


TMZ spotted Josh Duhamel and Fergie in a Crate & Barrel store scanning merchandise, so naturally TMZ asked them what in the hell they were doing? You think they didn't ask it that way, but if you have seen some of the video guys they have asking questions, they may have indeed asked it just like that. Anyway, Josh said that he and Fergie were registering for Christmas gifts.

Yes, I'm sure it is a bunch of crap and they probably are registering for a wedding, but there will be people who will think, "oh, what a great idea." Of course stores will jump all over it and the next thing you know people are enclosing lists of where they are registered for gifts in their annual Holiday Card/10 page letter about all of their accomplishments. For those of you who send out such a letter, I want you to know that I don't begrudge you doing it. I think it stems more from envy. Mine would go something like this. "Living at home with mom and dad still. Cut out pork rinds this year which was quite a shock to the system. My liquor store had a going out of business sale in the spring but I didn't find out about it until almost everything was gone. The good news is I had creme de menthe all summer long."

See? Not much in the way of "Junior got accepted to Harvard Medical School. Nancy discovered a way to make cars run on chicken feed, and Michael sent us on a world cruise for our 50th anniversary."

Anyway, I wish Fergie and Josh the best. My only advice would be that since you can probably afford anything you need, why not ask people to send money to your favorite charity instead.

Paula Blames American Idol


It was probably just by accident that Barbara Walters finally had a good interview with someone. I mean you throw enough darts at the board and one is going to hit the bulls eye, and she did. Barbara interviewed Paula Abdul on her radio show yesterday and got some revealing details about the stalker who killed herself in front of Paula's house.

Apparently the woman had been stalking Paula for years and years but had no idea how to reach her directly. Paula had restraining orders against the woman intermittently over the years. When Paula was told that Paula Goodspeed was going to audition for Season 5 of the show, Paula begged the producers not to let her. She even told the producers all of the details of why she didn't want Goodspeed to audition. According to Paula, the producers wanted the "entertainment value" of someone like Goodspeed – despite the potential peril – because it would "be fun for them to cause me stress."

Goodspeed then auditioned for Season 6 as well. It was after one of the auditions from season 6 that Goodspeed managed to follow Paula home and find out where she lived. After that, Goodspeed began sending letters and naked photos to Paula and also threatened Paula with bodily harm.

When Paula was asked why after all of this she stayed at American Idol, Paula said, "Well, I'm under contract."

I guess maybe she won't be renewing that contract.

Another Extreme Makeover Home Close To Foreclosure


I think this makes house #4 from the show or maybe 5 that have had some kind of issues relating to foreclosure. Unlike most of the others, this one though doesn't appear to be the home owner's fault. The house in trouble this time was actually the most viewed episode of the show. The couple is deaf and Ty and the gang came in to remodel the home so it would be better for their blind, autistic son. Wow. I didn't see this one but I'm already teary eyed.

The mortgage payment on their old home was about $1300. After the show, the couple were forced to refinance their home. No, it wasn't for some crazy get rich quick scheme. It was because autism treatment isn't covered by insurance and the Vardon family didn't have the $20,000 in bills for it they rung up. They should call Jenny McCarthy. Her son is cured right? So, she can spend what she was going to spend on him and give it to other families who still have children with autism. Anyway, dad Larry got laid off for a little while, and then their was special medical treatments their son needed in addition to the autism treatment and so they got behind on their monthly mortgage payments. Larry, who works for Chrysler is having a tough time right now because he worries everyday he is going to be laid off.

The family is currently working with a group that tries to get lower mortgages for people who are in a bind. I really hope it works out for them.

And I Don't Even Like The Show


So, I figured I would give everyone a TR Knight update. Why the hell not. I don't even really like the show so watching all the drama take place was just kind of humorous to me. I have no vested interest in any of the characters. Now, if they were trying to show Alton Brown the door over at Food Network, then I would be upset.

From what I understand, yesterday US Weekly and a bunch of other mags decided to descend onto the set of Grey's while everyone else worked the phones. Who cares? It is one guy on a show that is collapsing before our eyes. Anyway, US managed to get a statement from some spokes person over at Grey's who said TR had never walked off the set during filming and that he was at the table read yesterday. I never said he had walked off the set during filming. He is not that big of an ass. Plus, the statement didn't say anything about all the other table reads he did miss. TR was on the set yesterday. He and Katherine Heigl kind of stayed by themselves in a corner.

The statement made yesterday by the spokesperson over at Grey's made it all sound like everything is rosy and that everyone is one big happy family. Kind of like the Griswold's at Christmas. Geez. Two Vacation references in consecutive days. That is some kind of record.

According to Entertainment Weekly and The Huffington Post. Seriously? The Huffington Post? You would think they would have something better to do over there. Anyway, they are reporting today that "Multiple sources confirm that T.R. Knight has asked to be released from his contract, a request that both ABC and Grey's show-runner Shonda Rhimes appear poised to grant. "They're working out the details now," whispers an ABC insider. (A network rep was unavailable for comment.)"

I think when TR walked off the set and quit, I think someone reminded him he was under contract and get his butt back to work. But, no one wants an unhappy employee so now he is saying bye bye without having to worry about pesky little things like contracts.

It's All For You

Over the next few hours you may notice the site going wonky like Paris Hilton's eye. The reason for this is one last effort to stop the glitch. In order to remove the code causing the glitch, the site is going to be tossed around for the next hour or so. I hope this will fix everything.

I'm A Little Confused


Despite the headline, I have to say that I'm actually a lot confused. While I was sitting around this weekend enjoying each second away from that thing called work, I stumbled upon a bunch of photos from a Scientology event that happened Saturday night. Always wanting to see which celebrities admit to being Scientologists, I looked through the photos. As I was looking at the entire cast of My Name Is Earl (minus Jamie), I felt something was a little off. Then I figured out what it was.

The party at the Celebrity Centre was actually their 16th annual Christmas Stories Presentation. That's right. For the last 16 years, the same people who don't believe in Christmas have gone out of their way to have this really warm and fuzzy party featuring all of the celebs they can muster to read Christmas stories and sing Christmas Carols to as many potential recruits as they can. Umm, why would they do that? Why would an organization which doesn't believe in the holiday go to such great efforts to convince the general public they do? I guess they could invite everyone over for a free stress test, but they probably figured out a long time ago that giving people something comfortable, even if it goes against everything the church believes in would make them more likely to attract new members.

So, to make everyone get into that holiday spirit, Laura Prepon, Erika Christensen, David Carradine, Jenna Elfman, Michael Pena, Jason Dohring, and Holly Palmer all performed while other actors and actresses mingled with the crowd all while being watched by Anne Archer dressed in a tuxedo. Maybe someone else has a reason why the Scientologists go to such great lengths to celebrate something they don't believe in, and I would love to hear it.

Anne Hathaway Is Fun?


For those of you have been reading the blog for a long time, you know that Anne Hathaway has not always been one of my favorite people. Therefore it may comes a shock to you that I'm actually going to say some nice things about her. I had not planned to do so and was basically going to ask you how much you would be willing to pay to hang out with Anne for drinks. But, Anne changed my mind. No, she didn't call or e-mail. But, if what she says is true than, I wouldn't mind hanging out with her for a night. It sounds like other than the fact she was dating a criminal we have a lot in common.

On Sunday night, Anne attended the Cracked Christmas Fundraiser which raises money for LGBT youth who are having problems. As part of the night's festivities, Anne decided that she wanted to auction herself off. Not for keeps, but just for drinks. What made me want to be nice to Anne was this quote she gave right before the bidding.

"I'm not usually very forward, but I thought if there was ever a crowd for me to do something like this, this is my crowd so I would like to auction myself off, for drinks somewhere fabulous and basically get you totally s--- faced. Tell me what I'm worth."

You have to love a woman who loves the idea of going out and getting absolutely hammered and from the words, sounds like she will pay for it as well. Considering the three women who bid for the date with Anne shelled out $12,000, it sounds like Anne buying the drinks is the least she could do. Now, if she really, really wants me to like her she should also say that in addition to auctioning herself off, that she matched the $12,000 the women all donated for their date.

So far, I haven't heard that from Anne, but I think that would be a very good idea.

What Do You Think?


When I first saw that a woman in India had given birth at the age of seventy I was definitely expecting to read that she had given birth to help someone in her family. You know, something like finding a perfect bone marrow person or some other kind of selfless act. I just could not and still cannot believe that someone could even give birth at 70, let alone want to give birth at 70. I was wrong of course. The oldest woman to ever give birth has done so. She claims to be 70 and her husband about 72. Neither have birth certificates, but judging from the photo, I could see 70. She looks good for 70, but I could definitely believe her.

The woman, who gave birth by c-section conceived using in vitro. Here is my thing about this. I am a guy so there is probably no way I can ever understand how deeply some women want children. Fair enough. But, I also think that having this child is probably a little selfish. I have no idea what the life expectancy of people is in India, but I would really doubt that either parent would make it to the high school graduation of their baby. I don't always agree with the decision of 70 year old men to have children with their 30 something wives, but at least I know that the mom will probably be around. When these parents die, who is going to look after the baby? I'm sure some relatives will, but did the couple ask the relatives before they got pregnant? Did they say, "hey, we're going to have a baby, but probably die in a few years. So, would you take care of our child for the rest of your life?"

If they don't have any relatives than it is going to fall on the people of India and government to take care of the baby. Last I checked India was a fairly populous country and that is without a bunch of 70 year olds giving birth. I think the couple could have found some foster children or orphaned children to provide some love to who really need it. I don't think they should have been giving birth at 70. What do you think?

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Which gobby celeb has been battling an oh-so secret addiction to ketamine? She's tried getting help - but just can't seem to crack the habit.

Monday, December 08, 2008

T.R. Knight Update

So, I got a little more information from my source and they say, "He hasn't attended table reads since episode 2. He is pissed and miserable and thinks his story line is stupid. He said goodbye to his hair and makeup people last week. He says he is done and has quit. ABC has not released him. Shondra Rhimes, the producer called him and he told her he had nothing to say. He has packed his dressing room." That is all the information we have at this time.

Today's Blind Items

#1 - This A list actor on a very hit network comedy show has been telling anyone who will listen about all the holiday giving he has been doing and how he has adopted several families in the LA area to give them a Christmas since they cannot afford one on their own. He talks about how he has been buying gifts and is going to be bringing the a holiday meal and it goes on and on and on. He isn't doing anything like that at all. He just likes that it makes him looks good. When his publicist found about the ruse, she decided to find an actual family and make good on at least some of the crap her client was spinning. When she approached the client about visiting the family she found, he declined saying he didn't have the time but autographed a couple of DVD's from his television show for them instead.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

So, at the top spot today are a couple of photos of me from my facebook profile that have been photoshopped to the extreme, but are absolutely hilarious. This one below was done by Mooshki and pretty much resembles how I would love to fall asleep every night. Honestly who wouldn't want to fall asleep under a bacon quilt while eating a hamburger?


This is the holiday pose that is my current profile photo. I'm not sure what happened to my legs, but they are not really needed for this photo anyway. I think this will look great on the cover of my holiday cards. Speaking of holidays, FW had a birthday over the weekend so I wanted to tell her happy birthday on here.

Amy Admas just because I like her and she has a film coming out.
Nothing like a royal wedding. This time it is a crown princess from Austria. I love the older woman trying to help with the train.
Bradley Cooper is probably the best looking guy in the photos today.
Although I will say that Dustin Hoffman will give Bradley a run for his money. Damn he looks good. I think he is over 70 or close to it. Emma Watson looks pretty, but she seems to have about ten versions of the same dress. Matthew Broderick just continues to age right before my eyes.
Dita von Teese was at a comedy awards show. Not sure why. Doesn't seem like the right match for her.
This is as good as Edie Falco has looked in a long time. I think its because Stanley Tucci was also at the same event.
That is the naughty book. It is entirely filled with the exploits of George Clooney.
Glasvegas - Leeds
Hilary Swank looks pretty. I think but am not sure that the kid is the son of her boyfriend.
Jim Carrey doing press for his new film.
The lovely Judi Dench getting a lifetime achievement award.
Jade Goody signing her new book. Glad to see she is in such good spirits.
Again with the taking of a dog to a perfume launch. It would seem to me that is a bad idea, but then again, I'm thankfully not Jessica Simpson.
Mariah Carey, the pregnant one doing press for her new film. Yeah, I know. How could it do any worse than Glitter though?
I think Matt Dallas has been in the photos before.
Mary Lynn Rajskub is one of my all-time favorite people.
Another brat packer from the past. Molly Ringwald.
And her adorable daughter.
Nikki Blonsky looks great here.
And being engaged must agree with Natasha Bedingfield.
I can think of lots of other places besides under her shirt that Pamela Anderson should have a warning sign.
Last week was Marlo Thomas alone, and this time with her husband Phil Donahue.
The original groupie. Pamela des Barres with her husband Michael.
Reader Photo #1
And Reader Photo #2 & 3. They both read the site.
Why the hell not. Haven't had Ryan Seacrest in for awhile.
Rosario Dawson obviously thinks something is funny.
Perhaps she is laughing at Will Smith for matching with her. They were doing press for Seven Pounds which I have heard makes Schindler's List look like Vegas Vacation.
White Lies - Leeds
The Zooey getting in a little praying time.

Sex Scenes For The Director


I can't wait to see the movie Slumdog Millionaire. I think its going to be great. As a result I have been keeping up on the interviews the stars of the film are doing. In a Complex Magazine article, Freida Pinto said something that I never knew before. I do know that Bollywood movies rarely if ever have anything approaching a sex scene. They are usually cut by the censor board.

But, according to Pinto, even though everyone knows this, the directors often have the actors film sex scenes simply so they have something to watch at home. It is like the Bollywood version of the casting couch. If you want to be in the film you have to agree to do sex scenes which will be filmed just like anything else in the movie, but will never make the final cut. The only place it will end up is at the director's house and I guess anyone else he wants to share it with.

Freida says because she is high enough up the Bollywood food chain that she doesn't have to agree to those demands but that she has been in plenty of films where the directors made other actors and actresses fulfill his needs by filming sex scenes that had no chance of making it into the final film and often have no resemblance to the rest of the movie.

Who would have thunk it?

New Moon Is Going To Be Awful


As good as the film Twilight has done at the box office, the prospects of New Moon doing as well took a big hit over the weekend. Apparently Catherine Hardwicke, who directed Twilight felt the script that was done for New Moon is nowhere near ready to be shot. However, her bosses at the studio think it is just fine like it is and want to be as greedy as possible. So, what that means is they want to have the film in the theatres by the end of next year. Hardwicke didn't think that making a good film and meeting that timeline was possible so she was shown the door.

The thing is Hardwicke is a very fast director. She isn't a James Cameron type. But, when she says the script is bad and needs work, you need to believe her. The second film is always tough when you are going to be shooting multiple films. The stars all have egos from the success of the first film. Everything is being rushed because the studio wants to make a ton of money quickly. Budgets usually skyrocket because the studio knows they have a gold mine and they don't care. Throw in a script which will probably be changed as they are filming and you have a recipe for disaster.

The studio probably knows this but is so confident that fans will still throw down their money to see the film, that they really don't care. They will when no one comes to see the film after the first weekend.

Have To Pay Those Water Bills


Well we finally are starting to learn a little more about why Jodie Sweetin left her charming husband. When I say the word charming, I mean charming as in I thought I was going to be a gold digger, but turns out 80's child stars are not worth as much as I thought charming.

According to divorce papers filed by Jodie, she left her husband because he wouldn't get a job. Apparently they were living off her residuals from Full House and whatever gigs he could talk her into going to and hosting for cash. Forget the baby. Get out there and earn me some cash.

During the brief period they were married, they had their water shut off twice. Do you know how late you have to be to get your water cut off? They only have like one guy in every water department who does that and he has to drive out to your house. It isn't done by hitting a computer switch like with your cell phone or cable. And to get it turned off twice? I mean how big could the bill have been? In addition to the failing to pay their water bill, their house is also in foreclosure. I'm guessing that Jodie's husband didn't contribute much to that down payment. Hell, I am willing to bet that whatever the down payment was, he hadn't earned that much the past few years combined.

Her husband for his part says he still doesn't know why Jodie left and that he didn't get a job because he was the stay at home dad because of Jodie's busy schedule. Hey pal. Here is some news for you. Obviously whatever she was doing was not enough to keep you in the lifestyle in which you got accustomed. Perhaps instead of borrowing money from her parents you should have begged them on hands and knees to pay for some day care while you went out and got a job. It is nice and all to be able to say home and take care of your kid, but at the same time I think that running water in the house takes a higher priority. You had a job before you got married. I don't understand why you quit. Provide for your child. Take care of them. That should be your first priority and you weren't doing it. If it were me, I would have hated putting my kid in day care, but you have to earn money so your child has a place to live and to be safe.

I hate guys like this. He currently is living in the home until the bank sells it. I bet you he is still not working. Not while he has a place to stay for free.

He Deserves $6 Million?


Wow. I thought I had seen greedy families before but Blaaaaake's family takes the cake. Hell, they take the whole damn bakery and then try and get the factory as well. According to The News Of The World which is where I get all my news from, Blake was offered $100K by Amy Winehouse's dad if Blake would agree to divorce Amy. Blake laughed in his face. Apparently Blake has offered to go away if he is given $2M, and promises not to write a tell all book. Well of course he won't because he probably can't even write. After all the drugs this guy has taken, I am actually surprised that he can make a coherent sentence.

Well if you think Blake's offer is outrageous, let's see what his dear old mom had to say. Now, when I think of mother's I like to think of sweet saintly people. Like my mom for allowing her senior citizen kid to live in her basement and keep her snide remarks to one a week when she has been nipping at the tickle pink. If you don't get that one, then you really have never lived. That is all I am saying. Aahhh, screw cap wine.

Blake's mom said that Blake should get $6M from Amy. “Mitch’s $100,000 offer was an insult. Amy’s worth $20 million and Blake’s her husband. He’s entitled to at least $6 million after all he’s been through with her.”

Ummm, hey lady. All he has been through with her? You make it seem like he got the short end of the stick here. He was a no one when he met her. What did he do for her life? Oh yeah. He got her hooked on crack and heroin. Got her to start cutting herself and made her have sex with other women. Yeah, he has been through a whole lot. Hell, if it was not for her he would be living at home with you stealing money from your purse so he could go get some crack.

How in the hell could you ever think he deserves anything? How on earth did he contribute anything to their marriage. Last I checked he was pretty much a miserable loser who got lucky in the lottery of life by convincing Amy to marry him.

T.R. Knight Walks From Grey's Anatomy


Details are emerging from the set of Grey's Anatomy that co star T. R. Knight has walked off the show. Knight has played Dr. George O' Malley since the shows conception in 2005.
More information to follow as it becomes available.

Chris Klein And Ginnifer Goodwin Done


Apparently Ginnifer Goodwin and Chris Klein are done. Were they really ever together? The only time I ever remember seeing them together was at premieres. I guess if your relationship consists solely of dressing up for red carpets and getting your photo taken, then the relationship is probably a non-starter. A friend of Ginnifer's said that they decided they wanted different things and the relationship wasn't going to work. Yeah. Ginnifer thought she was going to get some of that Tom Cruise money headed her way and Chris Klein thought he was going to get a career. Instead Ginnifer just got a whole bunch of sites spelling her name wrong and Chris Klein lost all his hair.

Well, now that Chris is single I guess he can start chasing Katie Holmes again and Ginnifer Goodwin can get read to find another guy to get her photo taken with. The surprising thing is that anyone even bothered to let the media know they split up. Hell, they probably broke up six months ago and no one even bothered to care. Now, that both have some films opening, they probably decided this was their best chance at some publicity and announced their breakup.

Gladys Kravitz - Movie Review - Milk


Although I live in Sacramento, which, as the capital of California, is ostensibly a major city, “Milk” didn’t open in theaters here until this weekend. Sacramento, unlike San Francisco, New York and L.A., is not a select city. Apparently half of Sacramento has been waiting, though, because our Saturday matinee was filled, and the 7:00 showing turned people away. I’ve gone to this local arthouse theater—The Tower Theater, after which the defunct Tower Records was named—since childhood, and I’ve never seen the lobby so full.

Milk draws heavily from Oscar Award winning documentary, “The Times of Harvey Milk,” and gives ample credit for its contributions. I am old enough to remember 1978, and to remember Milk and Mayor George Moscone’s assassinations by SF Board of Supervisors member Dan White. Producer Gus Van Sant managed to seamlessly weave historical footage into modern reenactments, and even this native had some trouble distinguishing one from the other. And no, I wasn’t high.

The movie falls down in its attempt to dramatize Milk’s personal life, and Van Sant gives in to his lower side by pandering to a Hollywood desire for melodrama closure in Milk’s love life. But the movie is good enough and moving enough to be forgiven those weaknesses.

I’ve never been a big Sean Penn fan. Sure, marrying Madonna made me feel a little sorry for him, but that whole business with Robin Wright Penn last year didn’t do much for my respect. Yeah, he’s gritty, yeah, he’s an Artiste, but I’ve always thought he revels just a bit too much in playing down-and-out outsiders. He strikes me as a wannabe bohemian. Tough to be down and out when you’re a multi millionaire. Van Sant’s film career began with “My Own Private Idaho” and although he’s become more commercial over the last thirty years, his films still carry the mark of a producer dedicated to difference rather than popularity.

Let me just say that as much as I don’t generally like him, I loved Sean Penn in this. As a former fag hag turned lesbian, I have socialized with an inordinate amount of gay people and was not looking forward to Penn’s portrayal of one more victim of society in his earnest and relentless pursuit for reality. Penn could play Underdog and be happy. Penn’s Harvey, though, is not a victim, and he is not an anti-hero.
Penn does gay with panache—he’s limp-wristed without overdoing it, and ugly without being unattractive. He’s embodied Milk’s smile, his charm, and his willingness to laugh at himself, in the name of a cause. Penn’s Harvey has flaws and he has compassion, and the script and Penn present a hero that is just as human as the next guy. Sean Penn actually seemed soft and fuzzy in this role. Perhaps he watched Spongebob Square Pants for inspiration.

The rest of the cast—Emile Hirsch as Cleve Jones, Milk’s recruit to the fight for gay rights (and better known for his role in creating the enormity of the AIDS quilt project); Josh Brolin as a quirky and angry Dan White, James Franco as Milk’s longtime lover Scott Smith and Alison Pill as Anne Kronenberg, Milk’s lesbian campaign manager—shine and support not only Penn but also the rough and real feel of the time period. The hair is right, the glasses are right, the clothes are right, but most of all, the uneasy alliances and burgeoning battlegrounds are established in the actors’ facial gestures and inflections. Hirsch is a cheeky chicken to Milk’s hawk, and it is 1978, when AIDS was something we gave to charity. Pill is particularly believable as a dyke with attitude, enjoying her cocky walk into the men’s world of politics, and challenging the distrust between lesbians and gay men. Brolin’s uncomfortable White fits the picture, and Van Sant manages to leave us still puzzled about White’s motivation without leaving us unsatisfied. The real Cleve Jones served as both a consultant and appeared in a walk-on role, lending legitimacy to the already authoritative film.
My partner, who didn’t stop at dabbling with heterosexuality on her way to being a lesbian, asked me who James Franco was, and later allowed that she wouldn’t kick him out of bed. There are few men who make that cut, so although he doesn’t do much for me, apparently his reputation for being hot translates even to the heterosexually uninitiated among us.

It is impossible to watch this film, especially in California, without reflecting on the politics of today. The passage of Proposition 8 last month stunned, devastated and angered most of the California—and national—gay community. Milk’s fight against Proposition 6 in 1978, which would have banned gay teachers and their supporters from classrooms, mirrors the political jungle that strangled the fight against Proposition 8 this last year. History does indeed repeat itself, except that Proposition 6 in 1978 was defeated. Anita Bryant, looking as pretty as Sarah Palin, figures prominently in the film, as a cloaked naif who is actually a harbinger of evil—and if there is a villain in this movie, it is not Brolin’s Dan White, who simply appears lost, but Bryant, deliberate and determined to deny gays basic civil rights. The historical footage of her smiling as she condemns gays is as chilling as Denis O’Hare’s portrayal of State Senator John Briggs producing what Milk called a “shopping list” of civil rights targets. The movie reminds us of how vulnerable all minority groups are to attacks on civil rights, and how powerful we are when we fight back.

Harvey Milk was the first openly gay elected political figure in the U.S. He was elected in 1978, and died in the same year—only 30 years ago. The film shows the police violence and indifference to hate crimes that marked the era before Milk’s election; without Milk’s insistence that we stand together, with self-acceptance, it seems impossible that Proposition 6 would have been defeated. Watching the film, I wonder what would have happened if Milk were alive during the fight against Proposition 8. This movie may well leave gays and their supporters asking each other, “Got Milk?”

What it’s worth on the DN scale: $10, popcorn and sodas, plus a donation to a gay rights group.

Scarlett Shows Her True Colors


It isn't like she has never pulled this diva kind of behavior before, but one could always hope that being a newlywed would have changed Scarlett Johansson. Nope. At the premiere of The Spirit, Scarlett snubbed all the fans that had been waiting as long as 8 hours to see her. Not only didn't she stop and take any photos or or sign any autographs, she instead, pulled a coat over her head so no one would try and talk to her. Of course she still expects these same fans to go shell out $10 a ticket to see the film and make sure she keeps getting paid millions. Umm. Scarlett. You are an actress, not a goddess. I don't know where you got the notion that you are better than everyone else. Just because you were born pretty and someone decided you would look good on film doesn't mean you are better than anyone else.

I can't stand when celebrities act like this. They need to realize that fans are the ones who shell out the bucks which keep the offers rolling in and the paychecks high. Without them, you will be back begging for roles in indies and doing signings at the local Wal-Mart to pay for your botox. To make matters worse, not only did Scarlett snub her fans, but she apparently decided she had better things to do than sit through the film or make the producers happy. She sat in a corner, away from everyone for about 15 minutes and then just walked out so she could go to a party George Clooney was throwing.

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Which celeb keeps a woman on his arm but a bloke in his bed? He only goes through the motions with his lady...