Friday, January 23, 2009

Alleged Paris Hilton Burglar Arrested


A man by the name of Troy Thomas has been arrested and charged with two burglaries, one of which is Paris Hilton's house. Thomas, who is 45 years old is alleged to have committed almost 150 home burglaries in the past three years and is known for specializing in celebrities. In April of 2007 it is alleged that Thomas broke into the house of Duran Duran guitarist John Taylor and a safe removed.

The police are not saying right now if Thomas had any assistance either inside or otherwise in the alleged burglary of Paris Hilton's house which happened last month. Paris says that over $2M worth of jewels were taken. Yeah. That's what she told her insurance company, but how many of us really believe Paris had $2M worth of jewels. Show of hands? Yeah, no one. She might value them at $2M but they were probably worth a couple of hundred bucks.

Thomas is not known for working alone, targets the homes of celebrities so I just think they need to look for the common denominator and I bet that Paris knows them really well.

9 comments:

jax said...

it was Joe Francis & Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick.

Sylvia said...

Anything that Parasite says would be questionable.

Ror said...

This is incorrect. Bev Hills Police have said that he is NOT a suspect in the Hilton case, and the real suspect is still on the loose.

Just sayin'

twunty mcslore said...

Hopefully he didn't steal her Valtrex or we'll have to quarantine the greater L.A. area.

Ror said...

Lets let Paris run rampant all over Hollywood to 'thin the heard' as they say.

Mooshki said...

I was part of his team in the John Taylor burglary, but it wasn't the safe I was after.

Lisa said...

I HATE P'amber Hilton with a passion. But insurance, wouldn't she have to show proof of purchase of those supposedly stolen jewels? I'm sure she only owns jewels from Claires and they all consist of Hello Kitty stuff anyway. Still, that's a lot of Hello Kitty!

ambernyc said...

twunty took the words right out of my mouth! :D

VelvetStaccato said...

Uhh huh....a likely story. Paris knows who did it; probably hangs out with that person or persons.