I can't believe that I semi-referenced a Kate Hudson movie in the headline. Damn, now I am going to have to make up for that later. Maybe I will take a trip past her house after work and egg it or something. When is Easter anyway? Could I plausibly use that as an excuse if I get caught doing it? Yeah, that doesn't really work until February.
A few months ago I wrote a post about how John Cleese and his wife were splitting after 16 years of marriage and she basically was going to kick his butt in court and get half his money. Well, at the time I think John was dating some woman and was acting all goofy but that apparently was not enough. Nope. He dumped that woman and then found some American woman who said she was 27, but is actually 45. Yeah, and she looks good for 45, but she looks like crap for 27. But, John Cleese is almost 70, so what does he care. I guess he like the idea of dating a woman who was born when he was 43. Yeah, think about that for a few minutes.
Anyway, this woman, named Barbie Orr is an actress and has never really had any fame or attention despite years of trying to be an actress. So, when she got some as John Cleese's girlfriend she immediately did what any struggling actress in LA would do. She sold her story to the tabloids. Yay free market!! She talked about his naked body and how she basically seduced him and that she wasn't going to let him leave her without getting a little piece of her. I know, but those are her words, not mine. She also questioned whether she could force herself to sleep with a guy that old. But she did it. She got her 15 minutes, at least in the UK, and now John dumped her.