Pamela Anderson has found new love at her trailer park. According to US Weekly, Pamela has found a guy named Jamie Padgett at her trailer park and is totally in love. “She is more in love than I have ever seen her before,” said a source. Yeah, I wonder if this source knows how many times Pamela has been in love or lust or just whatever else it is Pamela does with guys.
Pamela, if you will recall moved to the trailer park while her Malibu house was being remodeled. Now if she would only get a little remodeling done to herself. OK. That was in bad taste. It is obvious she has been remodeled extensively and whoever did the remodeling has done their best but it just has not been good enough.
So, what does Pam's new love do to make ends meet? He is a scuba diver. Yeah, I know you can go scuba diving and that there are professional divers who make a good living, but the article just says he is a scuba diver. I don't know how exactly you make a living just going for dives. It sounds to me like maybe he is either a professional beach bum and landed the golden ticket in Pamela Anderson or that someone got the story wrong and he makes a living teaching scuba diving or is a professional diver.
Either way, according to the source, Jamie is “a totally moral, nice, normal guy.” Uh huh. That is why he finds Pam's innocence and morality so comforting. It's like one of those new blankets with sleeves.