Thursday, January 15, 2009

"Just Wait Until Your Dad Gets Home"


Apparently Amy Winehouse has not been telling the whole truth, and nothing but the truth when she has given interviews to various UK tabloids. It turns out that Amy has been doing drugs almost everyday while on her vacation. And now, Josh Bowman her rugby playing companion has flown back home to get, one can only hope is a fairly massive injection of penicillin and a hefty paycheck from a tabloid for his inside knowledge. Don't even go there. That is not the inside knowledge to which I am referring.

Anyway, in addition to the drug use, according to The Sun, Amy has been notified that she will not be served any drinks at the resort. Does that stop her from getting hammered every day? Nope. She just steals drinks from hotel guests and begs them to give her drinks. Since she is staying at an all inclusive resort, drinks are free. Despite this though, the guests do not particularly care for having their drinks stolen or being preyed upon by a woman every five seconds asking them for another drink.

When you pay $350 a night you just want some sun and fun and not have to worry about being confronted by a drunk asking someone to fill up their flask. Hey, wait a second that sounds like my assistant's job.

Things have got so bad that a tabloid has paid Amy's dad to fly down to St. Lucia just so they can create some more drama and more photos. I'm not sure why the resort doesn't kick Amy out. The only explanation that makes sense is that they have determined that free worldwide publicity everyday plus 30 hotel rooms filled with tabloid writers is worth the craziness of one very troubled singer.

16 comments:

Ror said...

awwww...look at her! She's like a stray dog begging for scraps.

Oh wait...she IS a stray dog begging for scraps.

palealebrew10 said...

i'm always one to root for the underdog, but I don't think Amy will ever bounce back. She hit rock bottom a long time ago. That's not to say "Whatever, it'll never get better anyway" necessarily, I still hope she can come around, but it seems unlikely. :( I'm pretty tired of the media using people who are clearly at rock bottom(i.e Britney) as a punchline. They need help, not thousands of camera flashes looking for an easy payday.

__-__=__ said...

Paging Dr. Drew ....... Paging Dr. Drew ........

jax said...

god the HELL i would raise as a fellow resort guest.
a refund wouldn't even begin to appease me.

can you imagine if that was your honeymoon?

Maja With a J said...

I think it would be quite the accent to a honeymoon actually...*LOL*.

I know it's sad and I know she's in a lot of trouble. But I can't help laughing at the stories of the crazy shit she's been doing at that resort. The girl is absolutely batshit nuts!

jax said...

you're right Harriet. there is nothing more romantic than watching the sunset over the ocean, the gentle waves lapping at your feet and the sound of a former pop star retching in the champagne bucket.

bliss...lol.

califblondy said...

How can the resort refuse to serve her? Is this the AA hotel? Is she on lockdown?

I saw the yoga pictures from the resort and Amy is one limber bitch.

Aren't there 7/11's in St. Lucia?

Damn girl, go buy your own bottle of Boone's Farm and call it a day.

I think the story sounds fishy. I can't believe she'd steal drinks when surely she could get whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted.

nancer said...

oh huge surprise! it's very clear that nobody using drugs like she has gets all cleaned up in a short period of time. nothing's changed. she's a lying drug addict. there is no other kind.
if she's not using 'drugs', she's drinking herself sick. same difference. but far more likely, she's doing both and never stopped.
i wish if she isn't interested in saving her own life, she'd just die and get it over with. i'm sick of looking at her cracked out, drunk face on every site out there.

bionic bunny! said...

since when is it the hotel's job to police a person of legal age? they can toss her out, but if it's all inclusive, seems to me it's easier to serve her than to have her chase off the other paying guests. the entire world knows she's an addict, so in no way could the hotel be held responsible if she offs herself.

and, color me not surprised.

Sinjin said...

Britney's daddy should fly over there and cook her some cheese grits. That's fix her right up.
:-)

Unknown said...

It's really difficult to read and see pictures showing the depravity of a sick woman. She is seriously in trouble.

I wish her dad can do a Britney and take over her legal rights.

It's quite apparent that she is not only a hard-core drug addict but also cannot take care of herself.

jax said...

i'd rather see Pete Doherty with control of her money before her Dad. something is not right about him.

shakey said...

So, he'll take the tabloid money and do what they say. No wonder the poor girl is so messed up - even Daddy takes advantage of her. Her money must have dried up by now, surely?

ureallyannoyme said...

What's all this talk about a drug problem? She is clearly looking for a contact lens.

Jungle007 said...

I recently became a semi-fan of her music... very sad what's happened to her, and although i'd be naive to say the media will hopefully get tired and back off (as they never will, unless/until she dies), or hopefully she'll get help soon (as that's obvioulsy not an option anytime soon) all I can say is although the paparazzi are low down dirty dogs for taking advantage, it's kinda hard not to be curious about someone who is so talented and yet so sick.
If we didn't see pics of her anymore, would we forget she existed? Some might, eventually. But a lot of us would instantly begin to wonder: Where the hell is wino?? Did she finally kick the bucket? WTF is going on?

Just admit it... she's entertaining even as a junkie.

mooshki said...

Ah, Lisa, another 'Soup' watcher! :)

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