Friday, January 02, 2009

Paris Hilton & Brandon Davis - Alleged Australian Drug Dealer Drops Their Name At His Arrest


I think we can put all those Paris Hilton and George Clooney dating rumors to rest. Apparently Paris is doing the dirty this week with Brandon Davis while over in Sydney. I am sure the people in Australia are grateful that none of their citizens will be forced to hook up with either of the couple. Can you imagine what a petri dish would look like if you combined Paris and Brandon? It would be like the second coming of the Ebola virus.

In addition to the general nastiness which would be a Brandon and Paris hookup comes this interesting piece of news. About 3am on January 1st, a man was pulled over in Sydney for allegedly driving drunk. After he blew a .05 which is legally drunk in Sydney, the cops decided to search the vehicle in which he was driving.

In the vehicle the cops found three small resealable bags containing 2.5g of white powder, believed to be cocaine. The driver allegedly claimed it did not belong to him.

Officers also allegedly found a small number of tablets - the sex pill Viagra and sleeping pill Normison - in the driver's wallet.

OK, so far, nothing too out of the ordinary. But, when officers asked the driver where he was going he told them he was on his way to pick up Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis and take them to their hotel. Interesting. But, wait it gets better. I know, I know you are still stuck on the Viagra and Normison. I think the Viagra is for Brandon and the sleeping pill is for Paris. I mean even she doesn't want to be awake for Brandon Davis on Viagra.

So, now the police have stated that John Ibrahim owns the vehicle in which the alleged coke was found. Who in the hell is John Ibrahim? Well, it turns out that John Ibrahim is the promoter who was paying Paris' fee for New Years Eve. Interesting huh? Now the driver sounds a little more real and a little less like the David Lee Roth impersonator in Canada.

Mr. Ibrahim has always claimed he is a legitimate businessman and has no part in the drug trade of Australia. He says that he does not own the vehicle in which the alleged cocaine was found and that he is just an acquaintance of the driver.

Wow, I wish this had happened in LA. So, what do you think? Just a coincidence or are Paris and Brandon lucky that they driver was not pulled over, say 30 minutes later.

41 comments:

twunty mcslore said...

Nothing will come of this, especially when it comes to arrests. The driver will take the fall and that will be that. I would love to see that nasty skank squirm again, though. I wonder how many people she's given the herp to, it's mind boggling.

linnea said...

Damn, I wish the police would have just let him pick them up, and pull them over again a little later... Her people must have been the ones hinting at her getting with clooney, right?

pinkleburr said...

i've lived in sydney my whole life and have a pretty damn good feel of the clublife.
sure, it's in the paper that it's on the rise in sydney - but so far, i've only seen it once.

COCAINE is not a drug you find common here. you can find weed here and there, and pill popping and whatnot, but cocaine is random.

my bets are it was an order for one of those walking overbaked biscuits

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not on my dollar said...

Well I for one am just happy this wasn't a Blind Item that was never revealed. Of course Paris cannot legally be attached to the drugs etc. but we know it was for her and her scumbag friend.

That's good enough for me.

Thanks for the juicy piece of gossip.

I never believed she and Clooney would hook up romantically. That would be way too bizarre even for Clooney.

jib said...

Those two more then deserve each other.

Please Zeus, please make them both sterile so their dna dies with them.

Ror said...

If the cops had any humanity, they would have gave the driver MORE drugs so those two disgusting excuses for humans would kill themselves.

I'm just sayin'...

Bad Fish said...

George Clooney wouldn't touch Paris Hilton with Colin Farrell's dick. That's the damn truth.

Nothing will come of this, naturally, but like another reader said I love to see her squirm. Well, squirm more so than usual. I hear pubic lice are really uncomfortable.

X said...

This does not surprise me at all. Look at him, he clearly has coke bloat, and the constant sweating...she on the other hand isn't just thin from bulimia. Regarding the viagra, I can't even go there. But I will. Who the hell needs viagra when you're high on coke?

lutefisk said...

That is one sex tape I hope never becomes public.

Judi said...

I agree, BadFish. Only in her dreams. Maybe her people floated this in an(other) attempt to give her some credibility. All it did was make us laugh.
Thanks for the insight, PinkleBurr.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

On a side note, I guess this deep-sixes the theory that Brandon Davis was the one who broke into her house. Too bad, I was hoping that would be the case.

captivagrl said...

it was too much to hope for.....



a non-skank 2009 :(

Ayesha said...

Crap like this is why no one will ever take Paris seriously. She's a lifetime loser - it's not a phase.

I'm trying to teach my kids that your reputation is the most precious thing you can own.

abigail7881 said...

What's this about Paris and George Clooney? This is the first I've heard of this!

Pink Skull said...

Paris does so many drugs it is unbelievable that she has never been arrested or no one ever snapped a photo of her doing them.

Pink Skull said...

Paris does so many drugs it is unbelievable that she has never been arrested or no one ever snapped a photo of her doing them.

jax said...

"Blogger Molly said...

if you weren't such a fucking cunt maybe you'd be happier person. just sayin'....

oh hey, wasn't that your second screen name made up just to be an even BIGGER FUCKING CUNT BITCH????

keep fucking with me. having seen your photo now i get why you're so miserable.

eeeewwwww!!!!"

so this what Molly has left on my blog.
and i'm the miserable one.
grow up,now everyone can see what an immature little girl you really are.
you're supposed to be a parent.

Mooshki said...

Abigail, Clooney was out for dinner, I think it was semi-business, and Paris came and sat down at his table so she could say she was "with him." Apparently she kept trying to get his attention, but he wouldn't talk to her. He may not have the best taste in gfs, but he's a hell of a lot smarter than that!

Private said...

RE: the Clooney thing. This story appeared in Life & Style magazine and they're known for making things up. Hilton's rep is so bad that if he did go for it, it wouldn't have been in public.

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Jenny S said...

One useless heiress finds a useless oil heir. Isn't this some sort of Broadway musical waiting to happen?

mulder said...

X, you've never heard of coke dick? Watch Californication. Too much coke and you can't get it up.

Katja said...

What the hell? That is a truly f'd up comment to leave on someones blog! What a bully, maybe she is channeling Paris.

Bad Fish said...

I'd pay her no mind Jax. Its not as if we haven't all figured out that she's just a pathetic latcher-on who has nothing of real value to say. She tries waaaaay too hard and cares waaaaay too much.

Cooper's Mom said...

Pinkleburr, i totally agree, Coke is just not 'done' here; more because it is soooo freakin expensive than anything eles, i think. Pills & speed are the drugs of choice for clubbers here for sure, but not cocaine. I've read that Paris will only close a deal to appear somewhere if she gets an 8-ball of coke (this of course being an un-written rule) that explains why the promoter dude had the drugs on him, no??

Tina Fey was spot on when she called Paris a "piece of shit...."

KenS said...

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mngddess said...

George has enough sense to bathe in disinfectant after even the barest of encounters with Paris.

That being said, I really thing the old man needs to be smacked about the head a few dozen times. He's scared to death of real women. Yeah, I said it.

linnea said...

as long as the person who hits him in the head is not a real woman. that might have the opposite effect.

Bad Fish said...

Hee hee you too that was funny. You're right though, George doesnt go for a "real" woman. Probably because a real woman broke his heart a long time ago.

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Town Bike said...

Are you kidding? Coke is rampant here in Sydney.

Cooper's Mom said...

eh, Town Bike, what can i say? i'm a Brisbane girl (via London) but i do know that coke is super expensive here.... is all.

lilone said...

are you kidding i am out nearly every weekend and there is coke all over the place. especially in places like kings cross and new clubs like the ivy etc. people don't care what it costs they want to look cool and use it to pick up women.

Cooper's Mom said...

well, when you're talking au$400/g it's total and utter madness, esp when it's not even that good. i wonder what's going to happen to the promoter, because NOTHING will happen to those two animals.. pity.

Ernestine said...

Cooper's Mom -- I LOVE BRISBANE! I spent a semester in Oz and a lot of time in your town and really fell in love with the odd fake beach, roundabouts, the mini Asian garden in the middle of town, not to mention the fact that you can walk around with beer anytime you want, basically. It really blew my mind that I could mosey into a restaurant with my very own six-pack. God. There is NO better country than Australia. There just isn't.

YES: "Paris Hilton is a piece of shit." A more perfect and truer sentence has never been since uttered. Tina was discussing crappy SNL hosts with Howard Stern, and I remember how she also said that Paris kept calling Jessica Simpson fat and that Paris had really unfortunate "Fraggle hair" that kept falling out in patches. LOL!

Oh, and some people are laughably pathetic and should have been rendered sterile a lloooooonng time ago. That statement applies to more than just Paris and Brandon.

jokester said...

Why would George Loony want to hook up with Paris when she doesn't have a penis and isn't a man (even though she has man hands and feet)? And it's too bad that a great white didn't take a bite outta that skank celebutard Paris.

Cooper's Mom said...

LOL! It is pretty cool, huh? It took me a while to get used to the place but it's great for familites :)

Paris and her equally useless sister are now infecting my state as they're on the Goldy for summerfielddaze (sp?) a massive musice festival, where i'm sure they'll be pilling off their heads.. E's here are super strong so if there's a god maybe she'll take more than her emaciated frame can handle... oh, and i find it hilarious that she's mixing with 'everyday people' at this festival but jumping back into her limo and sleeping at palazzo versace every night! (on a side note, NEVER stay at this hotel, it is truly appalling, trust me i learned the hard way.

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canadachick said...

wasn't there a recent blind...not sure if it was here or blind gossip that was basically someone wasn't getting enough publicity after their recent breakup so they planned on a new years date that would have everyone talking ??? Everyone figured it was Paris - guess that wonky eye couldn't hold the Cloon

canadachick said...

Ahh this is the one :
This celebrity couple is breaking up, but not for the reasons that you will read. The truth is that she isn’t getting the attention she craves - from the paparazzi. The couple was photographed constantly in the beginning of their relationship, but attention has since waned, and thus her interest in the guy. She even considered having a baby to generate more attention, but instead decided to ditch him and start fresh. Her next beau - who has already been selected - will be someone who will generate that photo op buzz to which she is addicted. Her big decision now is whether to roll out the new guy now, or to wait until after New Year’s to take advantage of the slower news cycle. Yes, she is that calculating.