Friday, January 23, 2009

Quick Hits Part One


Kelly Goes To Rehab - Sharon Osbourne confirmed to Radar Online that Kelly Osbourne checked into a rehab facility and will be there for the next 30 days. I blame Amy Winehouse. Didn't Kelly try and spend some time with Amy and get her clean? Yeah, I think that was probably a really bad idea in retrospect. Then she was saying how she had conquered her demons that she could help Amy conquer hers. Sharon didn't say why Kelly was going to rehab and some people of someone said it was for personal issues. I think it will also look good in front of the judge when Kelly has to go to court for that assault charge which she probably would have done drunk or sober, but it will still look good. Get better Kelly. Don't like your mom, but you seem pretty cool.

Engagement News - I hate engagement news, but since there were two stories I figured I could combine them into one and make it look really wordy and important. Apparently Kneepads got it wrong when they said Gisele and Tom are engaged. A direct quote from Gisele to some Brazil media says that she isn't engaged, and doesn't know when or if she will get engaged. But if she does she wants a small wedding in Brazil. In actual engagement news with an actual ring being put on an actual finger, Fred Armisen of SNL got engaged to Elisabeth Moss of Mad Men. Considering that their relationship didn't even really go public until a week ago, I would say that's fast. At this rate, they will probably get married next week, have a kid by the end of February and be divorced in time for St. Patrick's Day.

That's A Shocker - Sienna Miller is going to make her Broadway debut, and guess what? Yeah, she has to play someone who is sexy. Considering I don;t think she is very attractive or sexy I don;t see how she keeps getting these kinds of roles. I mean I know she will take off her clothes for any movie she is in but that doesn't make her sexy or attractive, it just means she is comfortable being naked and enjoys getting the extra money that comes with that. In the play I don't really understand her role except that she is supposed to be some rich guy's daughter who has lots of sex with the hired help.

12 comments:

Sylvia said...

Eeeewwwww @ sienna

Jenn said...

Go figure. I always pegged Fred Armisen for gay! Whoppsies!

Ror said...

Does the off again engagement of Tom and Gisele change one of your previous Blind Item's Ent?

I suggest yes!

No, really...I do

Molly said...

ror, no, because they were operating under the same premise we were. wrong news.

Mooshki said...

I thought it might confirm the blind - Gisele doesn't want people to know they're engaged, 'cause then there will be even more gossip when she dumps Tom.

Did you hear about that behind-the-scenes of Vogue film that shows Anna Wintour complaining about Sienna's bad teeth and hair? I loves it.

I figured Kelly went to rehab for the sole purpose of looking better to the judge.

Dr. Spaceman said...

I'm happy for Fred and Elisabeth. I had no clue they were even dating, but they seem like they would make a cute couple.

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MontanaMarriott said...

I did not know Sienna was going to play FALLON in "Dynasty on Broadway" lol

Janepod said...

I hope Fred can de-$cientologize her. He seems like a cool guy; used to be in a band with a friend of mine. They make a charming, quirky couple.

Majik said...

My bad, I totally thought Fred Armisen was gay, too. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Yeah, Moss is a Xenu-lover. I hope she doesn't drag Armisen down that crazy road.

Wil said...

Oh Janepod .. you beat me to it! Hopefully he will extricate her from her Xenu chains.