Friday, January 09, 2009

Quick Hits


Tom And John - I almost subtitled it A Love Story, but thought it would be wrong. Fun, but wrong. Anyway, I have now watched the entire View thing which was teased constantly yesterday. What I got out of it was that Tom and John don't speak very much. That Tom tried to show how close they were by mentioning he did Jerry Maguire with Kelly ten years ago and that he had not seen Jett with John since Jett was a few months old. Other than that there were a lot of "umm's" and some puppy dog eyes and nothing much else to be said about the death of Jett or Scientology. Here is the link to watch the videos. You have to read between the lines to see all the points I made above, but see if you don't agree with me. I don't think they were close at all.

Lillo Brancato Jr - Everyone always mentions this guy's Soprano's connection but did they watch "A Bronx Tale?" That was a great movie. Anyway, the former actor was acquitted last month of murder, but today got sentenced to ten years for attempted burglary. I think he has been in jail for the past three years while this was all going on so he probably will get out much sooner than ten years. He said during the trial that he was hooked on drugs and got hooked on them from almost the first day of filming A Bronx Tale when he was just 15 years old.

I Believe I Can Get Divorced - OK, so it doesn't quite have the same ring as I Believe I Can Fly but, who knew R. Kelly was even still married? Apparently he was because his divorce just became final. His now ex and he were trying to make things work. Umm, I know you have three kids together, but when you saw the video of him for the first time with the girl/woman don't you think you probably would have been out the door? How about when you heard about all the others? How about when he started looking at your kids in a funny way? Why did it take this long for her to get out?

Wilmer & Pink - According to the National Enquirer, Pink and Wilmer Valderrama basically got drunk together and implied they had a one night stand. I'm thinking that if you spend one night with Wilmer you are feeling it long after one night, and I'm not talking about a size thing here. I really thought Pink had just a little more self-control. I mean this is Wilmer Valderrama we are talking about here.

21 comments:

Ror said...

All four hits drudge up the same response


Ewwwww

MontanaMarriott said...

3-She didn't divorce Kelly because he used to beat her ass and the woman obviously feared for her life.

4-Wilmer is the male Paris Hilton, if you catch my drift.

Mooshki said...

Maybe Tom and John are afraid that if they're alone in a room together they won't be able to restrain themselves?

Pink, I'm very disappointed in you. :(

ohsamma said...

Woof.

but thanks for the birthday wishes, enty!

sandman said...

i've heard that john is not a big a fan of scientology as tom.
the only real reason he is still in it is because of all the fudgepacking he did with a male porn star years ago & scientology is basically holding that over his head...for what its worth

Adrienne said...

I was at that football game!!! Froze my arse off...in all honesty, the beer froze in the cups before it got back to our seats.

Judi said...

Agreed, Moosh. Disappointing. Could have happened ages ago, too. Still...
Interesting about Travolta. Hmmm. Need to see/know more though.
Apparently Swayze's in the hospital with pneumonia. He's fighting so hard. Depressing.

jax said...

A Bronx Tale was friggin great movie! Chaz and De Niro? come on..gold. sad about the drugs i had a huge crush on him.

I think Tom has distanced himself from Travolta since the gay rumours started about both of them.

lutefisk said...

New York magazine had an in depth article on Lillo a few years ago. It basically said he gave up everything for heroin way at the beginning of his career. This is a very sad story to follow for everyone involved--especially the dead officer.

*Miss_P* said...

Pink - shame on you woman! I really thought she'd know better

MonaLisa said...

Count me with those agreeing with Mooshki. John and Tom aren't close, because Scientology wouldn't allow them to be close.

Ms Cool said...

I got the same feeling when I watched The View video.

Is it wrong that I think Wilmer V is a little hot?

Snautrag said...

Re Pink
Everyone needs a shamef**k. although that one is more like a hide it under a rock f**k.

DNfromMN said...

that picture turns me on more than any of the FFF today...

jax said...

lol Dn.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I forgive Pink. She's single, it gets lonely, and those circumstances can blow a dick way out of proportion.

bionic bunny! said...

"blow a dick way out of proportion"
lol @ brendalove!

bionic bunny! said...

yes, i'm 12!

Jamie's Girl said...

Confused! Why won't Sciengology let them be together? They damn sure let Tom be the leader of Scientology. I'm sorry, but I don't think Travolta is much of a practising Scientologist because he doesn't give much money to them, and he certainly doesn't expound them anymore. I think he allows the public to think he is, and Scientology doesn't harrass him anymore.

Jerry said...

Congratulations to Enty. First writer ever to use the words "Pink" and "self control" in the same sentence.

fogcitykitty said...

I think that John, who is one of the cooler Scientologists out there, knows just what a whack job Tom is and doesn't want anything to do with him or his freaky headlines.

(I think Wilmer's kinda cute too, but ew...that dick has been some scary places, but so has been Pink's heynonny.)

Mrs R. Kelly was just not ready to step all the way off the gravy train that she was probably on before it really had any gravy, so she was due some of it.

Lillo...I feel mostly pity for the guy. He did some not so okay stuff, and someone died, but he's never tried (I don't think) to deny his part in it all.