I must be doing something wrong in my life. If I made an announcement in a national magazine that I had sex with 80 different women a month, I doubt anyone would be interested in being a part of my bed the next month. Apparently for Russell Brand this isn't a problem. The self confessed sex addict told GQ this month that he has a precise formula for how many women he has sex with each month. "Work out how many days and, here's a simple rule, triple it." Earlier he had said 80 women a month, so maybe his lot in life is to have sex with as many women as possible and not being on "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?"
How does someone even find the time to find 80 different women a month to sleep with? He says that he usually has sex with two or three women each day. Now, I know this is Russell Brand we are talking about here so it could all be in good fun, but at the same time it is Russell Brand. The same guy who had sex in a bathroom at a club more than once so you also have to think that maybe he is telling the truth or giving us a number which he would like to achieve.
I don't care how well protected a guy makes himself, do you really want to be one of 80 each month? Do you want to be the third in a day? I sincerely doubt he is reaching his goal, but I actually think that he is trying to reach that goal. At that pace he certainly doesn't need to work out at all. He must be burning thousands of calories each day.
"I love it. I've a very addictive personality, and it's very easy for me to get compulsive about anything sensual. Sometimes I think, 'Come on, have a day off'."
All I'm wondering is if he showers.