I never thought I would see the day where Gwyneth Paltrow would be shilling some kind of weight loss thing. No, it's not a product or anything like that. It is just her newsletter. She has written her guide to losing holiday pounds. She hates how much weight she has gained and wants to share with you, the people of the world how she is going to shed her excess weight and you can follow along. Umm, excuse me. She needs to gain about 30 pounds and get herself up to a size zero. Is she seriously trying to convince us that she is overweight? What in the hell is she trying to say to the rest of the women in the world? I don't think she even had an excess pound when she was pregnant.
"I need to lose a few pounds of holiday excess. Anyone else? I like to do fasts and detoxes a couple of times during the year, the most hardcore one being the Master Cleanse I did last spring. It was not what you would characterize as pretty. Or easy."
If I could talk to her right now I would actually ask her if she was sane. I would be shocked if she weighs over 100 pounds and is bigger than a size zero and she wants to tell the rest of the world about how she needs to lose weight. WTF?
Oh. Want to know how she proposes to lose the excess weight? Not just by eating less and exercising. Nope, she is basically giving up every food known to man.
She is cutting out dairy, grains with gluten, meat, shellfish, anything processed, fatty nuts, potatoes, tomatoes, peppers and eggplant, condiments, sugar and alcohol, caffeine or soda.
Umm, what the hell is left? Water