It is beginning to look more and more like everyone's favorite 13 year old dad Alfie is being set up. The reason, according to the Daily Mail is that the father of the baby's mother knew this story would be worth a lot of money if Alfie was the father. I mean look at the boy. If you say that a kid who looks 8 is the father of a baby you have a great story.
There are also now an additional four boys who have come forward in addition to the two who came forward yesterday that also have said they had sex with the girl at about the same time as everyone else. OK, I don't know if they are lying or what, but if you include Alfie than that is 7 potential fathers. When did this girl go to school. What she needs to do is turn 18 and then get together with Russell Brand and have some kind of contest. I feel bad for her because there are obviously some issues going on here because I find it hard to believe a 15 year old girl would want to sleep with 7 different guys in the course of a few weeks.
If none of them are the father, I want the relatives tested also. All of the boys besides Alfie have said they hope they are not the dad. Alfie actually wants to be the dad. The Mail is reporting that both sets of parents have made many thousands of dollars off this story and will continue to do so until the paternity of the child is settled. Honestly, if there are 7 potential fathers they could do a two parter on this. Maury could stretch this out over two episodes especially if you do background interviews with each of the potential fathers and follow Alfie around for a few days. This is good television. Horrible reality. Great television. Oh, and Alfie. If you really want a child so bad, I know a woman here named Nadya who has 14 and probably wouldn't notice if you took one.