Most of the time when I wrote the better than us headlines it is someone I don't really like and so it is very easy to do. I never thought I would have to write one of these about Alyssa Milano. I mean she is practically marrying an everyday person. OK, well not really, but at least he is not an actor or producer, plus it looks like he has back hair, so that makes him normal. Lots of Super Bowl parties over the weekend. Alyssa was at several of them.
Well, Alyssa was traveling with her two assistants because, well, hell, I don't know. I have not the first clue as to why Alyssa would need to travel anywhere with any assistants, let alone two of them. Plus a future husband? To keep Alyssa he would probably do the work of six assistants and find the time to do a Nick Cannon on her feet every night. Probably not necessary with Alyssa. She doesn't look like she is a corn or foot growth type person.
Anyway, picture a very packed bar Friday night. Packed, packed packed. There were people five or six deep at the bar all the way around waiting to be served. Most of them were “everyday people.” Well all of a sudden through the crowd comes the two assistants cutting their way to the front of the crowd and making their way to the bar. As they are plowing through the crowd to get to the front of the bar they keep saying they are sorry (which is good) but they work for Alyssa Milano and she really needed a drink. They then got to the front of the bar and ordered before everyone else waiting.
Well of course she needs a drink. She is probably tired of telling two assistants and a future husband what to do all day while she relaxes doing nothing. I mean it is hard work sitting around letting those residual checks come in. Forget the fact that all the people who were being shoved aside have real jobs. The kind where they work and probably their significant other works to have barely enough money to scrape by and afford a few hours out once a month when they can convince a babysitter or afford a babysitter. They couldn't afford tickets to the game but they thought they could go to the bar Friday night after work. They don't need a drink though before Alyssa. Nope. Alyssa and her needs come first. Alyssa needs to come back to reality.