Alyssa Milano Thinks She Is Better Than Us
Most of the time when I wrote the better than us headlines it is someone I don't really like and so it is very easy to do. I never thought I would have to write one of these about Alyssa Milano. I mean she is practically marrying an everyday person. OK, well not really, but at least he is not an actor or producer, plus it looks like he has back hair, so that makes him normal. Lots of Super Bowl parties over the weekend. Alyssa was at several of them.
Well, Alyssa was traveling with her two assistants because, well, hell, I don't know. I have not the first clue as to why Alyssa would need to travel anywhere with any assistants, let alone two of them. Plus a future husband? To keep Alyssa he would probably do the work of six assistants and find the time to do a Nick Cannon on her feet every night. Probably not necessary with Alyssa. She doesn't look like she is a corn or foot growth type person.
Anyway, picture a very packed bar Friday night. Packed, packed packed. There were people five or six deep at the bar all the way around waiting to be served. Most of them were "everyday people." Well all of a sudden through the crowd comes the two assistants cutting their way to the front of the crowd and making their way to the bar. As they are plowing through the crowd to get to the front of the bar they keep saying they are sorry (which is good) but they work for Alyssa Milano and she really needed a drink. They then got to the front of the bar and ordered before everyone else waiting.
Well of course she needs a drink. She is probably tired of telling two assistants and a future husband what to do all day while she relaxes doing nothing. I mean it is hard work sitting around letting those residual checks come in. Forget the fact that all the people who were being shoved aside have real jobs. The kind where they work and probably their significant other works to have barely enough money to scrape by and afford a few hours out once a month when they can convince a babysitter or afford a babysitter. They couldn't afford tickets to the game but they thought they could go to the bar Friday night after work. They don't need a drink though before Alyssa. Nope. Alyssa and her needs come first. Alyssa needs to come back to reality.
17 comments:
Quick! Somebody call Tony Danza.
Sometimes a girl's gotta have a drink. If this is the worst she's done, then don't hate on her too much. She didn't hit anybody with her cellphone or ignore a small child's request for an autograph.
the only reality is see in her future is tv.
She might not have corns on her toes, but I bet she has a wart on her nose. The little witch!!!!
The assistants may have taken it upon themselves to name-drop. There's no concrete evidence that she told the ass'ts to fetch her a tasty bevvie.
And I've never liked her anyway.
... 'Lyssa's cute as H*ll yet a SHAMELESS WH0RE to the Nth "degree"... and was very, very mean to her little brother Corey... whom his SHREW of a *mom* shipped off to a private school back east 'JUST' so that his sister 'Lyssa could WH0RE herself out to *Hollyweird SKUM* w/ total impunity... that is... until the poor kid saw his cute sister buck-naked on the Net... to which 'Lyssa's SHREW *mom* subsequently "created" NetNanny *SPYWARE* to "Em"FECT 'OTHER' people's PCs "with"... and ALL 'JUST' because 'Lyssa became a Hollyweird WH0RE and was too "Em"barrassed to OWN UP TO her WH0RE-dumb... almost more PATHETIC a *sWH0RE-did tale* than Brittany Anne Murphy Bertolotti's OWN Hollyweird "mom" Sharon Murphy WH0RE-ing "her" own Daughter *out* years later...
... BTW... 'Lyssa M. ... those WH0RE-ible tattoos you've got have GOT TO GO. Get some Wrecking Balm for that sh!t.
... 'nuff said... 'cept fo', "BAAAAAAAA... Ent L".
What exactly has she done recently?
Lutefisk, well, she was really annoying on My Name is Earl. Does that count?
Who cares? Just because her assistants were using her name to get to the front doesn't mean Alyssa told them to shove everyone aside. If I were her assistant I would have done it to. Where I'm from everyone shoves everyone aside to get to the front of crowded bars. It's not considered rude. Don't hate someone just because of some little thing like this. It's jumping to conclusions.
Oh--I didn;t know that--I don't wathch that show.
Probably the bartender shouldn't have taken their order. It's first come first serve.
So who has to wipe her in the john?
omg, how could you guys get past "plus it looks like he has back hair" to get thru the entire post? :D
teehee! i'm loling to death on that.
I agree that if this is the worst she's done in her life - it really isn't that bad.
And by the way, lots of "normal, everyday" people do things very similar. If I see one more under-dressed, slutted up bimbo pushing her way through to the bar and heaving her boobs onto the counter to get quicker service than everyone else who has been waiting (and wearing clothing), I just might scream!!!
I have more respect for the "under-dressed slutted-up bimbo"--at least she had the guts to push her way through the crowd to get her own drink. Sending other people to incur the hatred of the crowd is spineless.
What did she do recently? She got her mid-season comedy on ABC canceled before they even aired one episode. It was already on the ABCmedianet site, and then it was gone...
I guess she really needed that drink.
Didn't she have a dressing room/separate area or something provided to her? With stuff stocked to her whim as was stated in her rider? I thought that was standard protocol for the Hollytard types.
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