I don't know if you saw the reports yesterday that Manhattan Junglebook may have broken his arm. If you didn't, the way the story goes is that according to E!, Ashlee Simpson missed an appearance at a Las Vegas party and that immediately led to the conclusion that the baby had broken his arm. I know, I know. Apparently, someone thought they saw Ashlee at the hospital with the baby as well and so one thing led to another. It's crazy huh? Well, according to Simpson's rep (read Joe), everything is fine and everyone is healthy and Ashlee missed the appearance simply because of scheduling issues.
Ummm. Wait. You had me believing everything until the whole scheduling issue thing. When is the last time you saw Ashlee Simpson do anything anywhere? It isn't exactly like she is all over the airwaves or doing press or singing or performing or doing anything at all. So, I find it really hard to believe that all of a sudden her schedule was so jam packed that she couldn't find the time to pick up some fast cash in Vegas. Now, of course her husband does make a decent living and perhaps she felt that she didn't want to go host a party in Vegas because that would invariably mean Dad would be tagging along and hounding her to get phone numbers of women he could help with their career. So, instead she and her dad probably had a fight and she says she wasn't going and the next thing you know Manhattan has a broken arm and Ashlee has scheduling issues. See how that works. I do hope the baby is ok.