You know what I love most in the world of celebrity? It isn't the drug use or the bad behavior like you would think. It isn't really even the “do you know who I am speech,” although those are really fun. No, what I love the most is a celebrity who thinks they are all that or famous or has a sense of importance about themselves and their world and realizes at some point that no one really cares about them. There is nothing I like more than when a celebrity has to call a magazine or tabloid to report they are married, going to have a baby, or in the latest case, broke up with someone 3 months ago.
Carrie Ann Inaba who is a judge on DWTS and will earn a free dinner of her choice everytime Denise Richards scores a zero apparently broke up with her boyfriend back in November. Because no one noticed and no one cared, Carrie Ann finally just had to tell someone so she told People. I think even People was kind of unimpressed with the story. They were their usual discreet self though and didn't ask any questions about why, or if the 15 year age gap played a part, and just took her word for it that the whole thing was fine and great and that no one shed a tear. It is always amicable. They could have been throwing dishes at each other every night for six months but it is amicable. Not saying they did, I'm just making a point. I wonder if they ever had dance offs.
Oh, and I think Denise is dancing with that guy who danced with Susan Lucci last season. I hope he sucks. I have nothing against him personally and he can win every year in the future, but would like him to suck pretty good this year. Throw up some zeroes Carrie Ann and I will suck up to you as well, if not better than People the next time anything happens in your life to generate news. And I will make people care. Zeroes. Lots of them.