Thursday, February 05, 2009

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which celeb disgraced herself so much after an all day bender that her furious mates left her in the gutter to sober up?

16 comments:

Jenny S said...

Lily Allen or Amy Winehouse?

Ellen said...

Peaches Geldoff?

Mexi said...

Kelly Osborne...didn't she just go to rehab? Is she out yet?

sandman said...

the queen mum

Vitriol said...

Is it Camilla Parker Bowles?

Mrs.M5 said...

i'll go with Lilly Allen, that poor child is an absolute wreck

dreadpiratecuervo said...

Kerry Katona?

twunty mcslore said...

Helen Mirren strikes again, the sodden tart.

Himmmm said...

It's that Damn Dame Judi Dench!
But what the blind item DID NOT tell you was she was captured on a Harrod's camera streaking starkers with nothing but a tea cozy on her head, singing "Anarchy In The UK" at full volume!

Later, she absconded with a Beefeater's helmet, met up with Prince Harry, and she shagged him randy in the middle of Sloan Square! Talk about bangers and mash!
Eww. Brits are so...tarty!

Hervana said...

Delia Smith

stiffkittens said...

I don't think Peaches friends would be surprised about her unlady-like behaviour. Not since her double penetration session with the hubby and his mate, anyways...

HeyThere said...

Emily Blunt? Didn't she get plastered at the SAG after-parties she went to?

Judi said...

Katie Price? I don't know.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

I'm with the Queen Mum guess. That bitch can pound some drinks.

watcher said...

The Queen Mum passed away in March 2002, age 101. She was rumoured to enjoy a drink or few. Even if this is a really old blind, the Queen Mum didn't have alot of living mates left in order for her to be left in the gutter by mates.

WBotW said...

@ watcher

Thank you. You summed up the deal on the Queen Mum to perfection, lol.