Wednesday, February 04, 2009

**EXCLUSIVE** Denise Richards confirmed for Dancing With the Stars!

Well, it's official. Hell must've frozen over. Seems some studio suit was stupid enough to actually give the person I love to hate the most a job on a NETWORK television show. Yes, that's right, Denise Richards is the latest "celebrity" to join the cast of Dancing With the Stars for Season 7. The show that brought Kim Kardashian (legally) into the homes of millions has further soiled itself with Denise Richards. ABC, congratulations.

35 comments:

Mooshki said...

Oh, Enty, the world is out to get you.

Ror said...

"Well, it's official. Hell must've frozen over."

I THOUGHT it was getting cold in here!

amster said...

We have the power of the vote. America needs to band together and get her ass voted off the first night.

notachance said...

Is that why it's so cold in Florida today?

Break a leg Denise.... Oh, that's for stage work...

Molly said...

denise richards and donny osmand? did we do something wrong?

kris said...

wonder who she had to sleep with...

Mooshki said...

Ewww, Kris, I officially nominate that comment for the "Verne of the Day!" ;)

B626 said...

She's only forcing herself to do this because she loves her daughters SO,SO much!

not on my dollar said...

Well at least she has been in a movie before (with her clothes on) which makes her more of a star than Kim K.

I guess they've run out of Y listers and now they're down to the Z listers.

My My Who will they get for the next series?

I bet it would shock all of us if she could really dance unlike the embarrassment of Kim K. LOL

equinox said...

I used to like and watch this show but after hiring Kim, I didn't watch. Now I never will again.

stiffkittens said...

Why do these people give the skanky cokehead jobs? Is she that good at head?

Mooshki said...

Stiffkittens, well, she has had a lot of practice...

stiffkittens said...

Lol, true. Though she's meant to be a crap lay (images of a hotdog in a tunnel spring to mind...)

califblondy said...

I can hardly wait to see the costumes. What poor guy gets her for a partner? It'd better NOT be Maks!

Mooshki said...

Hey, I just read that Steve-O is going to be on it too. Enty, you must know someone who knows someone who knows him - can we put him up to a prank to publicly humiliate her? This is the chance of a lifetime!

Harriet Hellfire said...

Never watched that show. And now it's been confirmed that I probably never will.

kris said...

LOL @ Moosh...

Molly said...

My My Who will they get for the next series?

verne troyer


Why do these people give the skanky cokehead jobs? Is she that good at head?


hey, i'm good at head, but nobody is giving me a job. not that i want one.

David D. said...

What are they going to do about that trail of slime she leaves everywhere she moves?

stiffkittens said...

That isn't slime, it's swimmers trying to avoid her DNA.

Moosefan said...

Okay, I say that yes-we vote her off the first night! If we cannot do that-lets sic Steve O., Johnny Knoxville, Bam and Wee Man on her skanky ass...Lawd, at least with the Osmond on there, he has/had talent. All she has is ex-wfe status. I wonder if she does not win if she will find a way to blame Charlie and all of the Sheen family for that one too...
I thought that ABC was wrong for cancelling Pushing Daises and now with the threat of losing Ugly Betty, they about to lose Moosefan over this monkey poo!

Sylvia said...

2 idiots at the same time on Dancing with the Stars LOL.

notvotingforsuckno said...

You guys act like this is the FIRST talentless skankbag they have given a job to. Their host is Samantha Harris. That anorexic airhead has the vocabulary of a two-year-old.

Ror said...

Harriet Hellfire said...
Never watched that show. And now it's been confirmed that I probably never will.

Ditto!

Molly said...

and miss the opportunity to see someone like heather mills fall on her ass?

sandman said...

i like that slut

audieh_1 said...

We have the power of the vote. America needs to band together and get her ass voted off the first night

Sorry amster, that would mean that I would actually have to watch this show. I pass.

abigail7881 said...

Well, someone who actually WATCHES the show could come here and post the phone numbers of the other dancers. The call center won't know that people didn't actually watch the show.
Although the only time I watched the show was when Def Leppard was on, and I only watched their performance, nothing else.

Mooshki said...

Molly, I know you watch, so I'm assigning you the task of telling us the number each night for her competitor for as long (or short!) as she's on. :)

Molly said...

okay, mooshki, but i'm warning you - votefortheworst.com kept cloris leachman on forfuckingever, so i'm not sure what good our little votes will do.

Mooshki said...

Okay, Molly, back to my Steve-O plan. Whatdya think, peanut butter in her costume?

canadachick said...

aww Enty with the level of dislike you have for her....i'm starting to think you're really Charlie Sheen !!!

Molly said...

only her costume? you need a course on evil, girl. my brother-in-law is in the cia. i can tell you about evil.

actually, i can't, but i wish i could. ;)

shakey said...

I thought peanut butter is what came out of her cooch.

bionic bunny! said...

y'all know enty WILL watch, just in hopes of seeing her fall on her ass, or worse.

team charlie!