Thursday, February 19, 2009

It's Too Late Taylor Swift


This post really has less to do with Taylor Swift than just a natural reaction. So, if you despise Taylor Swift or just wish someone would shine a bright light into her eyes so she would open them up completely, than you can still read this post. Seriously, I have seen Taylor Swift with her eyes completely wide open so this whole Jennifer Lopez smoky eyes thing she has been doing lately where she looks as if she is struggling to open them even slightly is really starting to annoy me.

Anyway, Rolling Stone, showing they have really no relevance as a magazine anymore decided to put Taylor on the cover of their latest issue. Because she was on the cover they decided they might as well go ahead and interview her as well. Since Ben Fong Torres wasn't available to suggest Stillwater we ended up with Taylor talking about boys and relationships she hasn't had and forgetting she isn't 16, but in fact 19.

But, the quote that is really the point of this post is that in response to a question about whether she has sex or not her answer was, "I feel like whatever you say about whether you do or don't, it makes people picture you naked," she says. "And as much as possible, I'm going to avoid that. It's self-preservation, really."

Umm. Honestly, now that you said that everyone is going to picture you naked. I had never really wanted to or even had a thought in my head to picture you naked, but now I will probably end up doing it everytime I see your picture because you said what you said. If you just had said, "yeah, I f**ked a Jonas Brother," we would have all just gone on with our lives. I don't think any of us would have had the stomach to actually picture the two of you having sex or naked and so everything would be fine. But human reaction is that if you say it we will imagine it. Don't believe me. Daniel Craig naked. See? Now you are thinking about that shot of him in the bathtub I posted a long time ago or the photo of him coming out of the ocean. See? You did it to yourself Taylor. And no, not like that. Get your minds out of the gutter people. See? Now you are picturing that.

19 comments:

candace said...

Thankfully, I'm still picturing Daniel Craig naked.

Mooshki said...

Me too, Candace. :)

Meanwhile, poor Jax is trying to claw her inner eye out of her head.

Mooshki said...

(And here's a link to the bathtub pics in case anyone missed them the first time around.)

jib said...

Almost Famous is a great movie.

And I still don't really know who this chick is, and I'm pretty happy about it.

Pookie said...

aww, enty...don't be so hard on her. she's not a bad kid, really.

keep in mind she's a product of a marketing machine, and she is where she is thx to that, whether we can appreciate her talent or lack thereof.

i do music pr, and altho i don't do country markets, i gotta respect that those peeps are one of the few genres actually SELLING and keeping the rest of the industry afloat. RS is simply exploiting that. everyone knows they haven't been relevant for close to 20 yrs.

BlackseatDriver said...

I haven/t seen the magazine yet, but I'm going to guess that she talks about being dumped by (4) guys now, insert transgression here-----. Then she'll say she gets through the break by writing about it and getting a sense of relief,closure or most likely revenge. Here's the equation I've come up with..Smoking Hot + Substantial Insufferable Narcissism= Cardboard Corporate Shill..that is all

jax said...

blah...lol.

kris said...

Thanks Moosh!!! I was going to ask Enty to repost them!!! You rock!!

Sylvia said...

Why couldn't she just say that's personal, next question please.

Ror said...

But I LIKE being in the gutter!


: (

All my friends are there

palealebrew10 said...

I had the exact.same.thought. Ent. Guess I wasn't alone. And correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't she one of the Disney girls who said she planned on being pure? And then she says all of this. I just don't know anymore. I'm still trying to get that image of a naked Taylor Swift out of my mind.

Harriet Hellfire said...

I like Taylor Swift though. Not like as in "will download her songs on iTunes" - like, but she seems like an OK kid. Or maybe she just seems normal and healthy in the head compared to other celebrities her age.

BTW, Ben Fong Torres came and spoke in one of my classes at university, it was right as they had started to shoot "Almost Famous" and he had just met the guy that was going to play him in the movie. I mention it every time I see that movie. "I've met him, you know"...*L*

Taylor said...

I love Taylor. I am always impressed with how gracious she is to people.

Ms Cool said...

I can't believe I read that whole thing because I don't know who the heck she is. My DC sense must have been tingling - yes, it probably tingles all day. Anyway, I didn't need a reminder to picture Daniel Craig naked but appreciate it anyway.

Yesterday was my birthday - perhaps we could have a little Daniel in the photos this week?

Goodgrief said...

Thanks Mooshki for the bathtub pics.I missed those. Def NSFWOK.

Brenda22 said...

She was never a Disney kid. She has always been a country singer and she is a sweet kid, so leave her alone ENT. She is incredibly talented (she writes her own songs) and by all accounts she is always nice and gracious...which is rare with celebs.

Arachne said...

much much more interested in/excited by the "U2's five-star masterpiece" headline -- i didn't even notice who was on the cover, my eyes immediately went to that!

PJ Nelson said...

Many thanks Mooshki... I never saw the bathtub pics. Happy dreams ya'll :)

azeril said...

taylor is a good girl,really.Iknow that she won't do any scandal.many peole loves her including me