Thursday, February 26, 2009

Kim Kardashian And Her DWTS Voodoo Dolls


I'm convinced that Kim Kardashian has voodoo dolls of all the current female contestants on Dancing With The Stars and pokes them with pins, needles and burns them t night just in the hopes that she might get that call again. That call for network television where people actually knew who she was for more than a sex tape and a really bad reality show.

Well all her hard work may have paid off. Jewel wrote on her blog that she has been having some really bad knee problems and that her doctor said she could not dance for a few days and now Jewel is worried she may not be able to dance at all.

You just know that when this news broke, Kim started looking at the caller i.d. of every call and phoning her agent and manager every five seconds wondering if the producers had called her. You think I am joking. I am about the voodoo dolls, but I guarantee you the reason she has been working out so much isn't to sell some exercise tape that no one is going to buy, but because she wants to be ready if DWTS calls.

10 comments:

Goodgrief said...

how pathetic.

Molly said...

dwts already called, she was on and promptly voted off. they don't ask people back, so your post doesn't quite make sense, enty.

Mooshki said...

Molly, are you really assuming that Kim Kardashian thinks logically?

Pookie said...

*pictures kim k. w/ voodoo dolls*

nancer said...

i don't see a correlation here. she would never be asked back on. that does not happen. if it ever WERE to happen, i could see them inviting someone back who had to leave early on due to injury. but that wasn't the case with kim kar-ASS-shian. she just sucked.

slappywhyte said...

Jewel is hot .. that is all

Molly said...

mooshki, i kind of expect enty to think logically. the post just doesn't make sense.

B626 said...

When it comes to reality shows AND Ms. Kardashian
I would never say never.
Anything to spike the ratings.

jax said...

Entertainment Lawyer i find you guilty of SARCASM!
shame!!!!

Molly said...

duh!