Tuesday, February 03, 2009

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which rock star’s young wife hates to perform “oral duties” on her hubby? She says she endures it only so that, after the deed is done, he leaves her alone.

27 comments:

amster said...

Oh please let it be Chris Martin/ Gwyneth Paltrow

not on my dollar said...

amster Unfortunately Gwyneth is older than Chris.

twunty mcslore said...

It sounds like the husband is older than the wife. I bet it's someone who can't be bothered because they're busy with little kids.

amster said...

Rod Stewart. I wouldn't want to perform "oral duties" on him either.

twunty mcslore said...

That didn't come out right. NOT having sex with little kids but chasing them around and taking care of them. Any older rockers who recently had a kid with a younger wife?

Jenn said...

Ashlee Simpson? Avril Lavigne?

twunty mcslore said...

I like your guess, amster. He's older so he probably takes forever to finish, blech.

pomme said...

he seems older so i think about Phil Collins wife.

Nature Girl said...

Billy Joel and his young (born in the 80's) wife Katie Lee Joel.

Thisisridiculous said...

My first thought was Rod Stewart but I like the Billy Joel guess best.

X said...

There is no way Gwyneth performs oral duties on Chris Martin. It doesn't coincide with her macrobiotic diet.

My first thought was Billy Joel.

not on my dollar said...

I immediately thought older guy younger wife but someone mentioned Ashlee and Pete. Pete recently bragged about their oral sex encounters because Ashlee just had a baby and wasn't "right down there".

It could be Ashlee and Pete.

jax said...

Nicole Richie.
we all know the girl doesn't like to put anything in her mouth.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

I doubt it's Rod Stewart. His wife is only a year younger than me... and I ain't young.

Billy Joel sounds about right.

Valentine Baby said...

Didn't Ron Wood of the Rolling Stones just leave his wife for a very young girl?

Ror said...

All of them....unless a camera is rolling.

sandman said...

off topic funny fact: pitt dumped paltrow because she wouldn't blow him.

misspapillion said...

sounds like billy joel...its no secret that katie is over him...she sucks it then goes back to making creme brulee...

KellyLynn said...

I like the Billy and Katie Lee Joel guess, both because of the age difference and because they're based in New York.
I used to be a huge fan of his, but the thought of doing "oral duty" on him makes me cringe, and I'm 8 years older than she is.

Harriet Hellfire said...

This just gave me way too much mental imagery than I am capable of handling at the moment....*shudder*

diatribes and dish said...

I immediately thought Billy Joel, too. They're live in NY, too, right?

Grace said...

Compared to Rod Stewart's age, Penny is really really young!

Jamie's Girl said...

"off topic funny fact: pitt dumped paltrow because she wouldn't blow him."

Nope, she dumped him because he had a sex whips and chains dungeon in his house. Jen didn't care and Angelina partakes.

Ms. said...

Is this "make up theories why Pitt & Paltrow broke up" day? Love it.

My turn: After one too many servings of steamed tofu, Pitt dumped her.

Majik said...

I like this game!!

Gwyn and Brad broke up because they started to look like brother and sister.

Ayesha said...

Dummy doesn't know that you get to stop that nonsense after you get married?

Just kidding!

kanonymous said...

Ron Wood and his girlfriend aren't married.