Thursday, February 05, 2009

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which starlet did more than get wet with an uber-famous athlete in a pool? On top of that, a gridiron god walked in and got a gander at the action - and the twosome's pile of cocaine.

24 comments:

amster said...

Hope the athlete wasn't Phelps.

Moosefan said...

Was it the Ebola Hilton? She recently was spotted with an American football player....

MontanaMarriott said...

Valtrex Hilton and Bong Phelps, no clue on the gridiron God

Ror said...

A lot of players are partying in Hawaii right now for the upcoming Pro Bowl on Sunday.

Peyton Manning comes to mind for the Gridiron God.

palealebrew10 said...

Oh please don't be Phelps. At least not with Paris

canadachick said...

i don't think of Ebola as a starlet...i'm going to say Kate Hudson....and some random athlete.

Ellen said...

Paris and Doug Reinhardt? I saw a story about them getting together at a super bowl party.

*girl said...

I don't think in anyone's mind would Doug Reinhardt be considered an uber-famous athlete.

kari B-rum said...

Why would anyone hit that cesspool? Just to say "yeah I hit that"? What kind of pride could anyone have schtupping Paris?

whole_lotto _luv said...

I think Doug Reinhardt and Ebola hooking up was a reveal in one of Ted C's blinds a few months back. Plus, I think she's more "celebutard" than "starlet."

califblondy said...

Jillian Barberie and Terry Bradshaw for the pool action and Howie for the gridiron god.

amster said...

Rumer Willis and Michael Phelps(can you imagine if they were to spawn)Joe Namath for the gridiron god.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

If this Phelps then he is a dumbass of epic proportions. I have no problem with weed and expect kids his age to smoke but he is lucky he got off easy on that photo. Pushing it with a big pile of blow? If it is him, he deserves to lose his endorsements.

As for being proud of hitting Paris, I think it would be a better rap to chicks to say you've NEVER hit that shit. Banging Paris isn't an accomplishment. She's like the town bike.

KellyLynn said...

Hahahahaha@ amster's guess. The prospects of a Willis-Phelps love child are greusome at best.

d said...

Just because they were in a pool doesn't mean the uber-famous athlete was a swimming athlete.

It could have been Tiger Woods.

Vitriol said...

Mark Spitz and Lolo Ferrari?

Dead Kennedy said...

KellyLynn - can I suck your hooters?

amster said...

The athlete doesn't even have to be male. It could be Paris and Venus Williams.

Jamie's Girl said...

Well, 60 year old Jillian Barberie is not a Starlet. bleeeeeech, too funny! I would say 'starlet' is very young. Grid Iron God is obviously someone like a Terry Bradshaw, Tom Brady or Troy Aikman whom all have at least 3 superbowl rings.

devildana said...

Dead Kennedy sounds like he would make me walk like a camel

stiffkittens said...

No wonder Paris is having female relations - she's running out of men..

Drugs + public sex with a stranger who is famous = Parasite. Almost always.

I wonder if she's still telling everyone she's only porked 2 men...

Joanna said...

My first thought is Kate Hudson and A-Rod. They were in gossip columns recently where it was said they were flirting.

And why are people saying Parasite? Since when is that pile of filth a "starlet"? Hello?!

Nik said...

Just Eww..

TheGoldenSockPuppet said...

Grid Iron = american football, not baseball. Matt Leinert is a well known southern cal partier, maybe he's the god.