Nicole & Joel Breeding Again – Well considering how adorable their first kid is, I really don't blame Joel Madden and Nicole Richie for having another one. Plus, hey this is news. They actually have money to raise their children. Shocker. Joel announced on his website that the couple are expecting and I am genuinely happy for them.
Mel C Has A Baby – Now Mel C can join in with all the other Spice Girls because she now has a child. Mel C gave birth over the weekend and now all of the Spice Girls have given birth to at least one child. At some point I am sure all the kids will decide to go on tour together.
Ecstasy Stops Gang Crime – In one of the most ridiculous statements I've heard in awhile, Stone Roses bassist Gary Mounfield says that all gang violence would stop if everyone started taking the illegal drug. He might be right, but dentists would do a land office business from people grinding their teeth into nothing.
David Beckham Takes Viagra – Not really, but a Chinese company has been running commercials with David's picture suggesting that David takes their brand of Viagra in order to stay sharp on the field and in the bedroom. Unfortunately there isn't much David can do about the ad. It was approved by the Chinese government so the odds of it getting pulled down are probably slim to none unless David agrees to go play a match there or something.