Friday, February 13, 2009

Random Photos Part One

Well, this was an accident. Oh, I love Amanda Bynes but this outfit is just atrocious. I'm not sure your belt should ever reach all the way to the ground like that either.
This was supposed to be the top spot. This is Ror's dog who obviously enjoyed the Westminster Kennel Club telecast.
The very lovely Brittany Snow.
The even more lovely Cicely Tyson.
Can I go for three lovely's in a row? Daisy Fuentes looks lovely as well.
Dakota Fanning is turning into a 20 year old right before our eyes. Later when you see Taylor Momsen's photo, why don't you compare and contrast.
Everyone looks great. I must be excited for the three day weekend possibilities that can only come when I know I have booze, bacon and cupcakes waiting for me at home. This is Eliza Dushku.
Even Hilary Duff looks great.
Jane Kaczmarek and Tim Gunn.
Joel Madden, Nicole Richie and apparently their trash.
Wow. Hold off on the Jessica Simpson curvy jokes. Let's talk about the latest attempt at the Val Kilmer look a like contest. Kevin Federline shows what can happen to you when you can spend your whole day eating and not having to work.
Matt Damon and Kerry Washington
Long time no see, Kristy Yamaguchi.
Lily Allen shows us her third nipple.
Kelly Clarkson does not.
I love Lynda Carter, but not so much here.
"OK, this might sting just a bit."
The gorgeous Mary J. Blige.
It is like Ed Grimley decided to go blonde.
I wouldn't have figured Mickey Rourke as a dog dresser.
Is that cord Nick Lachey or are you just happy to see me?
I'm guessing you are going to tell me this dress is supposed to look like it needs four hours of ironing on purpose.
Ryan Seacrest and Paul Abdul showing their love to Simon.
15 huh?
Wow, I must be in a good mood. Tori Spelling looks pretty.
I can't believe it, but this was the first ever UK roller coaster wedding.
Valerie Bertinelli and Katie Couric.
VV Brown - London

53 comments:

Marisa said...

is that a swastika on that tattooed guy's nipple? tsk tsk

Grace said...

Red seems to be the go-to color of the moment. Everyone's in red!!! Yikes!!

I hate to say this, but Cicely Tyson was NOT styled by Rachel Zoe. Rachel never would have allowed that atrocity to happen...

Mexi said...

OK, look...if you have great legs, show them off..but seriously Ms. Bynes, I don't want to look through photos and catch a cooch shot. You too Ms. Allen, although I will say you have a gorgeous body.

M said...

Is it me, or is Katie Couric looking too much like the separated-at-birth-twin of Suze Orman now?

And Cicely's dress looks like those balloon sleeves could float her away into the sky...or be used as a floatation device.

sassafrass said...

I think Lily Allen has a rockin body. I know in the past she has made comments that she doesn't fit the "normal" skinny look, but sista you are AWESOME! You might have other issues to sort but your body is beautiful!

linnea said...

didnt lily allen say that before she went through that intense hyptnosis therapy and then she started losing weight? I seem to remember reading her being very excited about it.

And Bynes has lost a LOT of weight, hasnt she? Not saying she doesnt look good, just that she looks different.

lutefisk said...

I believe last Friday was wear red for heart disease--this must have been some kind of event.

twunty mcslore said...

Ror, you should see my puppy watch hockey! It's hilarious! And she went bananas over the dogs going through the obstacle course last week. Thank God the TV is up too high for her to touch it or it would have ended up in the trash with slobber and scratches all over it.

Hervana said...

Why does Tori look like she's 3 ft tall and floating above the ground?
Lily Allen? I definitely would...

Molly said...

twunty, is your puppy a racist, too?

cute dog, ror.

jax said...

"Even Hillary Duff looks good"

really EL? an "even so and so looks good" is reserved for fuglies ie. Rumer (sorry) etc.
Hillary is all kinds of cute.

now..how does Tori look better than Jenni in that pic? scary.
lol.

pomme said...

what is the thing with green air bag? that has an yellow thing on head!

littleoleme said...

Love, love, LOVE the picture of the dog watching tv.

white lorelei said...

Tori looks like a ventriloquist's dummy on the arm of whomever is next to her!

Momster said...

I would not have taken Mickey Rourke to be a chihuahua guy. More like a pitt bull/rottweiller type. But I guess those don't accessorize as well.

selenakyle said...

I have a third nipple, too. I was born just under 3 months early.

Jennie Garth looks like a Grandma here.

Sarah said...

I also love the dog photo. How adorable.

Lisa said...

Amandy Bynes stole Betty Boop's clothes.

LMAO at Trollson.

Momster, our pitbull accessorizes just fine thank you, she looks fab, and she loves it.

kimmypie1 said...

I agree about Jennie Garth, I had to look really hard to determine if Candy Spelling had a facelift or if that really was Jennie.

Grace, the event all the red dresses were at was for heart disease awareness. Their thing is 'wear red' to support the cause. If you look at the backdrop of all those pics you will see the little red dress logo.
I started to think the same thing though until I remembered it was heart disease awareness month/week.

Lisa said...

Marisa, I think that tatoo is a 'flying star' like a ninja weapon. I'm pretty sure it's not a swastika :-)

BlahFrickinBlah said...

That Taylor chick looks wrecked! Heroin will do that to ya.

I love Eliza D's dress. Gorgeous.

Jennie Garth looks awesome. Tori looks good but I think Jennie smokes her.

Who in the fuck dresses Paula Abdul?

I wished Kelly Clarkson would get a stylist. She doesn't have to get all glammed out but shit, try and look a little cute will ya?

K Fed is quite the fat ass these days. He must get some killer weed with all that cash from Brit.

I love Hilary Duff's dress too. She's been looking very pretty lately.

Amanda Bynes is such a cute girl but she looks like a hooker in that outfit. I don't know if it's the way she is standing or what but it looks like she would be giving a hell of a shot if she sat down in that thing. The belt sucks and looks out of place.

Himmmm said...

Ahhh Lilly Allen...such a blushing little flower. Shrinking violet just as shy as a kitten! (cough).

And WTF is WRONG with Kerry Washington? She's one of the most stunning women in Hwood. Is she channeling the Ray Charles junkie look for a reason? Step into the light Kerry! Run away!

And in other news, he with the unfortunate appendage, Nick Lachey, continues attempting to vacum publicity. Maybe he'll be the next Vimaxx spokesman?

So glad to see Nicole Richie and "Tyrone The Happy Wigger" could make it to the photos. Who says Nicole doesn't do charity work? Are this Madden guy and Cody Herpin the same person? Think about it - ever see 'em together? Hmmm.
Eww. All this douche spilled everywhere! Ima gonna stop.

Winston Ono said...

Valerie B looks awesome

Ror said...

Thanks for the nice comments on my boy, Beamer. He's a Jack Russell Terrier. Mix between long hair and wire hair. All Jack Russell, and ALL attitude! LOL

Molly said...

ror, don't you mean jack russell terrorist? yea, i'm familiar with the breed...lol.

nancer said...

katie couric, you don't have good enough arms to still be showing them to us. cover that shit up.

and 'look! i got a tori spelling doll!!'

Judi said...

LOL, Molly. Beamer rocks, Ror. Plz give him hugs from us.
I don't even need to say which photo this pertains to: meet Ron Weasley's great aunt Tessie.

Green Wave Gal said...

I think Amanda Bynes stole Mariah Carey's wardrobe. Yuck (and I like Amanda).

kimpim said...

Linnea; Amanda has actually put ON some libs. She was anorexic skinny when she had that lame Disney show a few years back (I got stuck watching it with my then 8 year old.) She actually has some curves now to show off her tacky.

Cicey: Get ready ladies, it's all about the sleeves this season!

rummer said...

Taylor Momsen is morphing into Courtney Love.

Bad Fish said...

Red is just THE in color right now! And almost everyone looks fantastic in it!

bionic bunny! said...

i have pix of one of my buns mesmerized by an episode of "making fiends" wherein a giant rabbit terrorizes the town!
one of the others loves the "survivor" theme.

so, ror, at least our furry family members have good taste!

stiffkittens said...

I don't think you can blame Amanda for the lack of outfit. The celebs were dressed by designers, and presented the clothes on a catwalk. Hence all the red.

Patricia is beautiful as always.

Ror's dog is a sweety! My cat tries to climb into the TV when its on...

twunty mcslore said...

Molly, I left you an answer to your charge of racism on my site. You should think twice before you smear someone in that way. It is heinous and absolutely unforgivable to call me that before you had any idea where I'm coming from.
I am truly insulted, especially that it came from someone on this site, which is one I really like.

Molly said...

you're insulted i said you're racist? that's rich.

i'm offended anyone here would use a term like *choco taco*. you smeared yourelf in using such a racist term.

but nice to know that you've shown yourself.

sorry for the interruption enty and cdan'ers. i'll put this one on ignore from now on.

jw12 said...

Love,Love,Love Linda Carter. I use to twirl around my room praying tha I would turn into her.

Ror-love the dog. My golden loves to watch the puppy bowl.

Sarava said...

Yep, all the red dresses were for a fashion/awareness event. The celebs were the "models" so it's not like they got any input on what they got to wear, hence... Amanda's outfit, lol.

Katy said...

Cicely Tyson looks like she is wearing a dress made out of partially and fully deflated mylar balloons.

At first I thought that Tori Spelling was a doll. The angle of the photo makes her look like a scaled down version of herself. It that is at all possible.

Leah said...

I know no-one cares, but that's the "other" Madden.
Darn twins looking alike and all...

twunty mcslore said...

I finally figured it out and found this post where some of you started crucifying me. If you read the sports blogs you know that Ben is often referred to as being less than gifted intellectually and he goes on and on about how he loves Klondike chocolate tacos, that is what I was referring to, no racist intentions whatsoever. I can understand how some of you might take it that way but it was absolutely not what I meant.

Mooshki said...

Twunty, thanks for posting that, hopefully it will put things to rest, for all our sakes. :)

shakey said...

Amanda Bynes is just too scary looking these days.

Nice fireplace, Ror.

At first I thought Cicely Tyson was going to recreate that New Order video. What does Hilary Duff do these days? Jane Kaczmarek looks like she's wearing a bed spread. Love the Ed Grimley comment. Is that coat made from her hair? I think Patricia Arquette looks like Courtney with a bad bleach job.

That Tori/Jennie pic looks doctored. Looks far too disproportional.

Valerie Bertinelli and Katie Couric look fabulous.

Miss X said...

I heard Hillary Duff may be coming back to our tv screens. Can't remember where I read this.

Ror, love the pic of your dog. My dog doesn't watch tv though it's often an option. ;)

I get the feeling Amanda Bynes is going through some sort of life crisis. She used to be so cute and fun to watch IMO. She has talent. Why look like every other actress out there?

Molly said...

twunty, okay, thnx for explaining and let's just continue as if nothing has happened here.

Mexi said...
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Mexi said...

don't you feel compelled to apologize after calling her a racist? none of my business, but that is a pretty heavy accusation. just my 2 cents

Molly said...

mexi, you're right and i hope she sees this.

twunty, i apologize for misunderstanding your post and accusing you of being a racist.

hopefully now we can move on.

Molly said...

mexi, just wanted you to know i left a post on her blog and all is well. thnx for your post.

twunty mcslore said...

We're all good, everybody. It was just a misunderstanding, so let's move on. Now, somebody give Enty some Gatorade and vitamins! No posts = unhappy, chomping at the bit CDANers.

Mexi said...

no harm done. i'm just glad things can get back to normal!

john said...

I've always wondered if Kerry Washington had her nose done? It seems to be too small for her face and when she smiles, her face looks strange...

Ayesha said...

Kelly Clarkson is making my gaydar go off.

Mauricio M. said...

Daisy Fuentes looks Hot and Sexy also Sweet.......