It has been a few weeks since we checked in with the world of Verne Troyer. I will let you right now that I will not be flashing any photos of Verne making out or any part of his body, BUT, I still might cause you a little nausea. In a good way of course. In a recent interview Verne was asked about his dream film role. Guess what is? Come on. Guess.
Apparently Verne has quite the crush on one Gwyneth Paltrow and would love nothing more than to be her leading man in a movie. That's right. Verne's perfect role would be as the leading man opposite Gwyneth, including of course the obligatory sex scene. Let your imaginations now run wild.
Instead of just some grainy images from a do it yourself porn flick we would have professional cinematographers bringing out the highlights as Verne and Gwyneth got down and dirty in a love scene and the only thing that would make it better is if they filmed it in IMAX and 3D. It would be a waste otherwise.