How is this for breaking news? US Weekly has decided to go ahead and say that Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia broke up and that it happened within the last week. Wow. Really? And what gave you that f**king clue? Oh, was it the fact that Jesse McCartney and Hayden were practically having sex in a public place and that it was reported in every corner of the globe? Would that have been bad enough to cause the split? Well, maybe not. I mean the next day Jesse was rubbing the leg of Paris Hilton like a horny dog so one is guessing that he and Hayden just were having a bar hookup.
Plus, I mean Milo is not exactly getting younger. What are the odds of him dating another teenager at his age? OK, well forget I said that. He is on television. If he were a normal 30 something year old guy the only way he would be getting a teenager is if he paid for it.
US Weekly quotes a source who doesn't even mention all the making out Hayden did or that Milo is a complete ass and instead says it was "a lifestyle conflict." To me that is a bad choice of words because then it sounds like Milo was ready to engage in orgies, buy a gold necklace and add to his considerable chest hair while dancing to the grooves of his 8 track player.
Oh, and for this breathtaking news work, US Weekly claims an exclusive.