Kendra Wilkinson has started announcing to anyone that will listen that she has been looking for someone to perform her wedding ceremony but that none of the ministers she has spoken to has been willing to perform a ceremony at the Playboy Mansion. I find that really hard to believe. No one? Please. It isn't like she is going to have the bridesmaids and groomsmen get it on during the ceremony or have them be naked. Is she?
Anyway, I think what she is trying to do is set up some kind of reality show where she eliminates ministers from contention each week. I really can't think of another reason why she is going around saying she can't find anyone. Either that or she just can't think of anything else to say when reporters ask her a question and so just started saying that, despite how ridiculous it sounds.
It would be a different kind of reality show. They could have a representative from like 20 different religions and then an Elvis Presley minister from Vegas who wins at the end. Or she could have Hef get a license and perform the ceremony, although it might get awkward when he gets to this part.
“Do you take this woman, because I have.”