Star Magazine is reporting this week that Angelina Jolie is considering giving money to Nadya Suleman. Yeah, and I'm considering cutting back to five meals a day. Just because I'm considering it doesn't mean I am going to actually do it. I hate articles that say someone is considering doing something or might be doing something. None of it has an ounce of truth in it. It is just a magazine that didn't have enough news to make up an entire issue and since they probably had Jennifer Aniston considering getting pregnant or adopting a baby last week, they had to have some celebrity considering something different this week.
Would Angelina give money to Octo-Mom? Who knows. Nadya will let us know if she ever does though, because she will probably have it copied, framed and then tattooed on her body. Angelina, her hero giving her money. I think what Angelina should do is just buy the babies off Octo-Mom. Just make her one big offer and add them to her brood. 14 + 6 = 20. That should keep Angelina happy for a year or two, and Nadya would have the money to get some more IVF treatments and start the whole process again.
Do you think Brad and Angelina could handle 20 kids? They would have to lease a larger plane and hire a few nannies, but other than that, the only thing that would change much is learning new names and just having a once a month birthday celebration rather than celebrating birthday's individually. You know, have one of the nannies run down to Baskin Robbins and get an ice cream cake, and everyone can sing a half hearted happy birthday to whatever kids are a year older. Yes, I know the octuplets were all born on the same day, but if you spread them out evenly over the course of one per month for eight months they will probably feel at least a little more appreciated.
The way it stands now, Nadya will probably give them a joint card and take herself out for some spa treatments because it was after all, she who gave birth to them. Yeah, I bet she thinks that way.