Yesterday afternoon I read the report about Project Runway's Kenley Collins being arrested for assaulting her sleeping ex-boyfriend and wondered how in the world she actually used her cat as a weapon. Kenley, who was on season 5 of Project Runway was arrested and charged with two counts of assault, criminal possession of a weapon and harassment. The criminal possession of a weapon appears to be a laptop she used in ways its manufacturer probably didn't intend as she hit her ex in the face with it while he was sleeping. At some point during this altercation she also threw apples and water at him and apparently her cat as well.
I'm guessing the guy was passed out, because you would think that at least one of these items would have awakened him and he would have avoided the other items. If she hits him with the laptop first, then how does she get to the apples, water and cat? If she does the other three first, how does she get close enough to him to hit him with the laptop. The reports don't say she threw that at him.
They also don't say if she just tossed the cat at him or if she grabbed it by the tail and swung it at him. Maybe she was just pissed he didn't change the litter box.