Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Holly Madison Cracks Me Up


As I said last week, I almost feel a little sorry for Holly Madison. She burned so many bridges over the past four months, and now after being dumped by Criss Angel she is trying to figure out the best way to build all those bridges back again and doesn't seem to be doing a very good job.

Part of the problem is the way she burned those bridges. She did it in public and with her statements because she thought she wasn't going to need any of those people ever again. Her job at Playboy? Gone. Her public appearances for money? Gone except for amounts that will give her just enough to make a decent living for a little while.

Remember how she said she was going to live in Las Vegas? Well she moved back to Los Angeles now to try and get a career back. What she is doing now is trying to produce her own shows. She thinks she is going to be the next big thing in production. I wish her the best, but people are going to be wary of her because you never know when she will just turn on you in public when she doesn't think she needs you anymore. Don't get me wrong. There is a tremendous amount of back stabbing that occurs here on a daily basis, but at the same time, everyone here gets fired and needs favors and relationships to get back on their feet again. It sucks when you don't have anyone to call because you blew them all of when you thought you were the s**t.

For now Holly says she doesn't need men and that she is never going to date again. I'm guessing that Criss screwed her over really good which is why I feel sorry for her. No one deserves that, but at the same time she didn't do any favors for herself with the way she behaved to others who had helped her in the past.

"I'm focused on forwarding my career," she said. "I'm working on producing my own shows. Girls Next Door was a great place to start but it was somebody else's show. I'm just ready to move on."

But is everyone ready to move on with her?

20 comments:

califblondy said...

Men pull the same kind of crap everyday. If she's trying to finance her own life, then good for her.

Ror said...

She didn't blow them all off.

She just blew them all.


Thank You..... Thank you.

I'll be here all week!

nancer said...

'no one deserves that.'

nah. some people do.

palealebrew10 said...

Holly, you're at 14:59. Use the last second wisely.

Sylvia said...

LOL@Ror

I don't feel sorry for Holly. It shows her true colors.

I doubt very much that she is not going to date again. I've read that line too many times than you see them again with someone new.

Goodgrief said...

I don't believe for one second that she is never going to date again. I think she is probably out looking for her next sugar daddy as I type this.

B626 said...

Why would ya live live in Vegas unless ya had a nightly show of some sort?

Move into Kendra's mini-mansion in the H-Wood Hills and get a monthly stipend from infrequent pop ups on that reality freakshow IF you haven't burned THAT bridge...

Jamie's Girl said...

Well, she will be doing pornos pretty soon. Tara Reid, move over!

Lisa said...

Hopefully she learned a big life lesson. I've only watched the show for the last year and a half to be amused by her blatant gold digging, Kendra's insane, retarded laugh. I'm cool with Bridget though, she seems like a genuine sweetheart.

Katie said...

uh oh! rumor is holly will be replacing jewel on dancing with the stars bc of jewel's knee injury! i wonder if this will upset enty as much as when kim k did it!

palealebrew10 said...

Katie, I ust read that too on the Us weekly site. What a train wreck. With Denise Richards, too. I actually might tune into this show for once. I'm sure some sort of hilarity will ensue.

GladysKravitz said...

To whom will she be forwarding her career? I think Denise Richards' box is full (in more ways than one).

Sporky said...

Did anyone read that tell-all book by the rejected Playboy bunny, Jill Ann something-or-other? Every time I see this woman's picture all I can think of is the part where she talks about Holly putting baby oil on Hef's dick before each wanna-be Playmate mounted him and then taking it up the ass afterward. With no rubber. BLECCCCCH.

jax said...

well like my dad always said...

Don't forget the toes you step on going up are attached to the asses you have to kiss on the way down.

lesson learned.

Carrie S. said...

I think Holly is obsessed with fame and money. She finds guys, does her homework and then morphs herself to fit what she thinks they are looking for in a girl. She definitely did it with Hef, and it sounds like Cris as well. The girl doesn't have a clue who she is or what she wants other than to "be famous". I predict a very unhappy life ahead for this almost 30-year old.

Pookie said...

lol, GladysKravits! teehee, i thought the same thing.

Jayme said...

I'm not sure that just being famous is what she really wants. I think being rich is what she really wants, without having to do too much. Anything "project" that she takes in the next few months is going to be all about finding a rich guy to put a ring on it.

Kelly said...

Even if there are guys who do this sort of thing all the time, they still get their comeuppance at some point.

Holly will be no different. She'll be headlining at strip clubs in Phoenix in just a few short years.

Jungle007 said...

I'm on the no-sympathy bus. She made her own decisions, and she still has options- even if they are only porn. It's the life she chose!

I'm shocked by what Sporky said about the baby oil thing tho-- that is just plain nasty!

keyrrr said...

She's a skank, she dumped Criss because she wanted to be on DWTS and she thinks she can have career in LA .I feel sorry for him because he really cared for her and really loved her..She's a backstabbing b!tch who doesn't have any feelings. That skank is in love with herself. She'll do anything just to get fame and money.