TMZ is reporting that someone who looks suspiciously like Tom Sizemore was caught on video allegedly stealing a bunch of cell phones from a Verizon Wireless store. Not content with just the phones, Tom or his doppelganger also allegedly stole a pen and a highlighter. I'm not sure how you can use a pen or a highlighter for drug use, but, then again, I am not Tom Sizemore who probably has much more experience in making pipes out of nothing.
Tom just finished his parole in January. Guess maybe once he stopped having those required drug tests, he maybe got a little crazy again. Either that or he is really careless about losing his cell phones and figured Verizon wouldn't mind giving him some complimentary ones. What would be really cool would be if he were busted while actually talking on one of the cell phones he or his doppelganger allegedly stole. Have I used the word allegedly enough?