Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Quick Hits Part 2


Sleepless On Broadway - If you have always imagined what it would be like to see Sleepless In Seattle as a musical then now is your chance. Well, not actually now, but sometime next year, the movie will have been turned into a musical and will be showing on Broadway. The plot is going to remain the same and it will still be set in the early 1990's. I am kind of ambivalent about the whole thing. I did see that The Addams Family is going to be opening on Broadway next year. To me that seems more musical friendly.

Kanye West Is A Vessel Of God - Obviously those are not my words to describe Kanye, but they are his. Apparently his greatest disappointment in life is not being able to see himself on stage performing for the masses. The reason he is disappointed is because he considers himself the greatest performer who has ever lived and a vessel of God through which God communicates to those he performs to. And what does God think of Amber Rose and her fashion taste?

I Like Emma Roberts - Emma Roberts is on the cover of Teen Vogue this month and unlike some people she actually seems to answer her own questions. She says that she doesn't want to be known as the niece of Julia Roberts and so is trying to make edgier movies now that she is of legal age. She also thinks Nick Jonas is a bit of a man whore and so really has no desire to date him. Her way of putting it was not really to use the word man whore. I believe Emma said that Nick has been making the rounds through the women of Hollywood. That's just a polite way of saying man whore so I will say it for you Emma. Nick Jonas is a man whore. I feel better now.

10 comments:

ambernyc said...

Addams Family on Broadway? That sounds fanfuckingtastic. Can't wait!

So how much longer until a Kanye ban gets implemented? All he ever does is outdouche himself, and it's getting a bit stale.

Emma Roberts is pretty and seemingly normal, which is refreshing. I like her. Plus she earns points for that Jonas Bros. comment.

Pookie said...

"Kanye West Is A Vessel Of God"!!! i swear i love you enty!

Kelly said...

I hope Emma Roberts goes the indie movie route. She seems like she'd do well in something with a little more meat than the usual box office fare.

Mooshki said...

When I said that nothing could make me completely hate him after "George Bush hates black people," he took it as a challenge, didn't he?

Cheryl said...

I too like Emma Roberts. She seem to be avoiding all the problems of the young Hollywood crowd.

shazzzba said...

SO EMMA ROBERTS IS...18ISH...AND HAS THE WHOLE MAN WHORE THING UNDER CONTROL...GOOD GIRL...SADLY IT'S GOING TO BE A VERY LONG LIST....BUT IT'S REFRESHING AFTER MILEY TO KNOW SMART ISN'T DEAD....

jenna said...

I was indifferent to Emma roberts but now that she said that about nick jonas I love her.

McDooks said...

Oh, Kanye- STFU.

warmislandsun said...

Jimmy Cliff is the greatest performer I have ever seen. It was a mystical experience and I don't smoke. He was unbelievable. So, Kanye, go to his show and hope you have one tenth of that.

stiffkittens said...

That Nick boy looks 12 - who are these borderline-paedo women?

If there's no grass on the field, you don't play.