Contract Marriage For Ivana Trump - According to the NY Daily News, Ivana Trump and her boy toy Italian dude were not really a couple they just played one for the press. Ivana missed being relevant and Italian dude wanted to become famous so they signed a contract to get married. The divorce would happen when he got famous. Once he got on the Italian version of Survivor, he was famous, at least somewhere so they split. Sounds like a win/win except for the fact that you have to live down you were married to Ivana Trump because you couldn't make it on your own.
Get Better Robin Williams - Robin Williams was admitted to a Miami hospital after complaining of shortness of breath and chest pains. Doctors told the 57 year old, excessively hairy man that he needed a week of rest and some Nair, but that he should make a complete recovery. Get well Robin.
Salma Sees Her Husband - Salma Hayek decided that since she is married she ought to, in fact go see her husband, and what better time than during Paris Fashion Week. Salma arrived yesterday and then spent the rest of the day with her husband at the Balenciaga show. Hey, at least they have something in common. Oh, and a kid. Yeah, that too.