Thursday, March 05, 2009

Quick Hits


Contract Marriage For Ivana Trump - According to the NY Daily News, Ivana Trump and her boy toy Italian dude were not really a couple they just played one for the press. Ivana missed being relevant and Italian dude wanted to become famous so they signed a contract to get married. The divorce would happen when he got famous. Once he got on the Italian version of Survivor, he was famous, at least somewhere so they split. Sounds like a win/win except for the fact that you have to live down you were married to Ivana Trump because you couldn't make it on your own.

Get Better Robin Williams - Robin Williams was admitted to a Miami hospital after complaining of shortness of breath and chest pains. Doctors told the 57 year old, excessively hairy man that he needed a week of rest and some Nair, but that he should make a complete recovery. Get well Robin.

Salma Sees Her Husband - Salma Hayek decided that since she is married she ought to, in fact go see her husband, and what better time than during Paris Fashion Week. Salma arrived yesterday and then spent the rest of the day with her husband at the Balenciaga show. Hey, at least they have something in common. Oh, and a kid. Yeah, that too.

9 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

I am sooo confused regarding SH and her "marriage". I thought the billionare French man, called off their engagement. He supposedly got another chick pregnant or something. Now they are married???? HUH?

MontanaMarriott said...

Disregard my statement I just read they got married 3 weeks ago in a secret ceremony in Paris.

Mooshki said...

LOL at "Nair!" I hope he will be fine.

Cheryl said...

Here in Austin there is a street called Hairy Man Drive and it always makes me think of Robin Williams.

Goodgrief said...

So what you are saying is, is that Salma didn't marry for love and passion. And I am talking about him, not what he can give her. How sad is that!!

Get Well Robin.

shakey said...

But then how desperate is a billionaire to bribe a woman with riches just to play with her funbags?

Mooshki said...

Oh dear, Robin has to have valve replacement surgery. That's not gonna be fun.

twunty mcslore said...

My mom got valve replacement surgery ten years ago and her heart is fine. I'm hoping that he has the same outcome.

Judi said...

I'm betting that Robin's going to feel like a new man once he's recovered.