Apparently last night, Adam Lambert, of which I know nothing except for his propensity to photograph himself making out with random people, had a great performance that many people didn't see. I guess American Idol was running late and so in many markets his performance and/or the comments were cut off, and people missed Simon Cowell actually giving a standing ovation to someone. Personally, I'm guessing Simon was probably adjusting himself, but then again, I don't watch the show so I have no idea if Paula gropes him on a regular basis or not. Hell, I don't even know if they sit next to each other anymore because of the new judge. If Simon sits next to the new judge then you can replace Paula's name with Kara's name. The joke doesn't sound as funny though, because I think we could all see Paula having one too many “cokes” and having a little grope. So, in case you missed it, here is Adam Lambert and what is supposedly a better version of Mad World than Tears For Fears did. Uh huh. Check it out. Oh, and if you are wondering about the baby picture. I guess they had to sing a song from the year of their birth and had to provide a baby picture. The one of Ryan putting on makeup at the age of 2 should be ignored.