Friday, April 10, 2009

David Caruso Is An Insecure, 70's Porn Loving Kind Of Guy


The worst actor to have a lead role on television, David Caruso, has been sued by his ex-girlfriend. According to her, David has been a bad, bad boy. Actually that makes it sound like he was playfully wrong. He was pretty much a prick to her. From yelling at her for four hours to the point where she actually had to puke, to calling her a birthing cow when she refused to abort their first child.

Nice guy huh? Well, he has never had what one would describe as a sociable personality. Apparently David has quite the stash of 70's porn. I'm sure it is just for research purposes only. The stash of porn isn't just a couple of magazines and a few video tapes. Nope. It is considered to be huge as in just about every commercially released porno from the 70's. It's no wonder David can't act, he doesn't have time for anything but to watch his porn. Oh, he also had time to "raise his hand" to his girlfriend when she was pregnant with their second child.

David is such a sweet guy that he served her a paternity action when she came home from delivering their second child. So, fast forward a little while, and she and Caruso came to a deal whereby he would pay her $1M, but he backed out after a couple weeks. He was probably insecure about his ability to ever get hired again for an acting job if CSI Miami goes off the air.

It will be interesting to see how David responds to the lawsuit. I know he is going to say she cheated on him. He once accused her of wanting to sleep with Billy Dee Williams. I didn't even know Lando Calrissian is still alive. He is, and he is and just turned 72 this week, so happy birthday Billy Dee. I remember when he used to do Colt .45 commercials. The beer, not the gun.

This should be very interesting.

23 comments:

J said...

what a creep!

horatio, say it isn't so!

nunaurbiz said...

Wow, I'm sure this has got to be the answer to a couple of blinds!!!!!

amazonblue said...

Nunaurbiz, you read my mind.

What a jackass.

Mooshki said...

How much is he getting paid on CSI Miami? $1M does not sound like much to me in context. Prick.

To be fair to him, they have got to be telling the actors on that show to ham it up on purpose. It can't be a coincidence that every single cast member is doing their worst acting ever there.

GladysKravitz said...

Boy, does this stun me. He has always seemed like such a loving, sincere, woman-loving guy.

Not.

Kristen S. said...

He should have thanked his lucky stars every day that a troll like him was able to even get the time of day from a chick like her!

equinox said...

Ok he may be a dick but...he yelled at her for 4 hours? wanted her to have an abortion? called her names? hit her?

Who puts up with this shit?

Not enough money in the world.

ureallyannoyme said...

David Caruso is one of the reasons I'm not all that eager to get a hi-def tv.

Sylvia said...

Wasn't he blacklisted before he started to work with CSI? Can't remember the reason that he got blacklisted.

shazzzba said...

CAN'T STAND HIM...BUT THIS...THIS IS ABOUT $$$$, WHO ELSE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HIM...YUK

not on my dollar said...

Equinox, I'm with you. Why is she with him, furthermore if he's horrible and wanted her to abort THE FIRST CHILD why did she have TWO children by him?


She's either a glutton for punishment or she's in it for the money.

__-__=__ said...

Exactly - why would she even have his second child? Furthermore, doesn't he know what causes that?!?!?!?! It's called personal responsibility. Cut the nut sac David!! And, in addition, even I want to sleep with Billie D Williams.

Momster said...

"The worst actor to have a lead role on television, David Caruso. . ."

LOL!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

@ureallyannoyme - LOL!

Cooper's Mom said...

This guy is so repulsive to look at, it's nauseating. And he just always seemed like such a fucking prick with the biggest Little Man Complex ever. He was only going to give her $1M?? Surely he's worth much, much more than that? urgh... as i said.. repulsive to the core.

ardleigh said...

Wasn't Dave always a tool? I can't even watch him act -- it makes me wince in pain. I have no idea how he got CSI MIAMI. He must be good at something or know where someone buried a body.

Eileenie McMeanie said...

You guys are hilarious. I have always hated his acting or rather lack of ability to act and thought he seemed like a douche. This just confirms it.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Sylvia: Caruso got semi-blacklisted when, after getting knockout notices for the first season of the NYPD Blue (I believe that was the show - it was a cop drama regardless) he broke his contract and tried to parlay those reviews into a movie career.
Which went absolutely nowhere.
I'm a big fan of the CSI series, but I won't watch CSI: Miami.
(But I love CSI: NY)

Merlin D. Bear said...

Sylvia: Caruso got semi-blacklisted when, after getting knockout notices for the first season of the NYPD Blue (I believe that was the show - it was a cop drama regardless) he broke his contract and tried to parlay those reviews into a movie career.
Which went absolutely nowhere.
I'm a big fan of the CSI series, but I won't watch CSI: Miami.
(But I love CSI: NY)

David D. said...

Can. Not. Stand. This. Man.

I would rather have someone rub sandpaper on my eyes for an hour than watch him do anything anywhere. He's a cretin.

courtney said...

Ha! My friends and I were coming out of Mr. Cecil's today and he cut us off! Looks awful in person and I was telling them just this story, fun coincidence.

RagDoll said...

Lando Calrissian did Schlitz malt Liquor commercials, I thought...not Colt .45

Caruso has a long standing rep for being a jerk, I think. And CSI Miami totally sucks...the worst of the franchise. Although I will say that Adam Rodriguez is a nice human being in real life.

Jamie's Girl said...

CSI Miami is supposed to be the most popular show that is shown internationally.

Y'all are going to kill me. I LOVE CARUSO! I don't believe all this stuff either. Abortions, etc? Hell, she just wanted the child support, no way is she going to abort. She went on to have 2 kids. Plus she's no prize either. He is considering all the money he has.

BTW, he is no worse than fat boys like Tony Soprano-ass, and Kevin James.