Thursday, April 02, 2009

Dina Lohan Proves Once Again Why She Is Mother Of The Year


Instead of taking her children to dinner or to a movie, Dina Lohan decided to take her eldest daughter and her 15 year old daughter Ali to Villa nightclub last week. Dina was shocked that the club would not allow Ali to enter the club. I mean she is Ali Lohan. Why would things like laws apply to her? Dina did the whole do you know who I am thing, but, come on it's Dina Lohan. What security guy cares what she thinks or does. What is she going to do? No one listens to her and she can't really go to the cops and complain that the club decided to follow the law.

What kind of mom takes a 15 year old to a club? Well, I guess in a sense she is better than Taylor Momsen's mom who just lets her 15 year old go to clubs by herself. At least Dina would have been there to chaperon Ali as she danced with guys in their 30's and Dina danced with guys in their 20's and the eldest daughter screamed into her cell phone while showing off her fake tan.

To me, just thinking that it is a good idea to take your 15 year old to a night club should get your kid taken away. Ali is a minor. Where was Cody while all of this was going on? Another minor he was probably back in New York going to school and living with grandma because he can't contribute any money to the Dina Lohan doesn't want to get a real job fund. Is Ali even going to school? If she is being home schooled it is not by Dina because that would be against the law unless Dina has a teaching credential. My guess is that Ali just sits in her room all day and listens to her older sister and Sam yelling and fighting while Dina makes plans for them to go find guys together.

21 comments:

kris said...

Good God....bleh...

LOVE the labels Ent!!!

kris said...

Oh, and it just occured to me...will this be "DeKnees" Richards in a few years????

faithy said...

I do feel sorry for Ali. She knows no different and never will.

lutefisk said...

I doubt my 15 year old daughter would want to be seen at a club with me!
By the way, the grandmother is/was a real estate agent. She sold my friend a house around the corner from me. This is Michael Lohan's mother. Anyway, she is supposed to be an very nice woman, not sure what happened genetically to her offspring.

Goodgrief said...

Let's see, one kid has been to rehab a few times and the other is only 15. Good choice Dina, good choice!!

Dr. Spaceman said...

The more I read this site and learn about celebrities, the more I am convinced that every famous person has some sort of mental illness or a few screws loose. Not trying to mock mental illness, but there is something seriously wrong with most of these people.

Man, I am such a Negative Nelly today. I apologize.

Rebecca said...

This SHOULD open the door for Michael Lohan to file with Child Protective services for his next 15 minutes of fame.

Sylvia said...

This family is so screwed up.

Cooper's Mom said...

This woman is utterly insane. I would call her a fruitcake but that is being too nice. She's fucking loopy. Why have CPS not taken away her youngest child? She is so appalling and disgusting as a human being and especially as a mother. Urgh.

Cheryl said...

Ali looks older than me and I am in my 40's.

Sarah said...

Seriously, is anyone surprised?

This is the woman who is completely and totally unable to understand the concept of a character limit in Twitter despite multiple people trying to explain it to her. She can't spell worth a damn, either.

She probably thinks that laws are something that happen to other people.

parissucksliterally said...

Dina is disgusting, and belongs in jail.

mikey said...

Lindsey turned out sooo well the way Dina raised her, so she's going to do the same stuff with Ali. Mom needs a friend to hang out with - Ali needs a mom to make rules.

Sporky said...

Does Ali have progeria or what?

Hello PSL! xoxox

Harriet Hellfire said...

The person who didn't understand the 140-character rule was a fake Dina Lohan. Unfortunately.

She still a horrible person, though.

ElsieFire said...

Really Harriet?? It was absolutely brillant though. Kinda like the fake Christopher Walken. That guy was too hilarious!

I will miss the cut off, nonsensical postings of the (fake) crazy lady on Twitter!

Pookie said...

no wonder lindsay never stood a chance. :(

linnea said...

amen.

Judi said...

Stupid, stupid woman.

bionic bunny! said...

as much as i hate to say it, you don't have to be a teacher, or even have ANY kind of education to home school your kid. which really explains a lot.

parissucksliterally said...

Sporky, call me! I left you a message on your cell!

xoxo