Friday, April 17, 2009

Four For Friday

#1 & 2 & 3 - This B list television comic actor(#1) was at a party very recently. At the party he was overheard offering a female reality tv host (#2) increasing amounts of money to sleep with him that night. At one point the offer was $20K. She declined everytime and said she was faithful to her very talented celebrity significant other (#3)

#4 - This foreign born movie actor is probably C list but has a B list body of work and has been in some of the biggest movies of all time. Although he is in a relationship with someone, he has spent the last two weeks doing nothing but having sex and shooting heroin with a female reporter he met recently on a press junket.

60 comments:

*girl said...
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Quintessential Southerner said...

i hope that #3 is faithful to her.

Kristen S. said...

Heidi Klum #2 Seal #3

Dave said...

#1 Tracy Morgan
#2 Heidi Klum
#3 Seal
#4 Cillian Murphy

Liz said...

Heidi Klum and Seal are married though, so wouldn't Enty have said that instead of "celebrity SO"?

parissucksliterally said...

I don't care WHO it is....for 20K, I'd fuck Mike Tyson!

Quintessential Southerner said...

^^^LMAO!!!!

sometimes married persons say significant other.

Courtney said...

I was thinking Padma and Salman Rushdie for #2 and 3, but I think they broke up. Reunited and it feels so good, maybe?

Mooshki said...

Either Heidi or Padma is worth way more than $20K. :)

Rocket Queen said...

David Spade for #1? Sounds like him. Ew.

*Miss_P* said...

orlando bloom for #4

Cooper's Mom said...

Seal & Heidi are great guesses. I think saying that they were married would have totally given it away so...

No idea about the last one, but whoever it is,this will not end well.

pomme said...

4# billy zane:fiancee of Rose in Titanic!
1,2,3# no real idea!

Montana said...

I agree with 1, 2, and 3, so far...

#4 - Gerard Butler?

littlemanwhatnow said...

great guess miss p...i also was thinking javier bardem

Bad Fish said...

Is Billy Zane applicable in any way?

gossipmonger01 said...

sadly, orlando bloom for #4 but javier bardem seems like he has drug issues also.

Rocket Queen said...

Wait, Orlando Bloom likes women??

Marcy said...

Who has a movie coming out (#4)?

TheAM said...

what about Arnold - failure of a governor for #4?

0 said...

colin farrell for #4

michael strangeways said...

It was a FEMALE reporter which rules out Cillian...

must be Orlando.

Aphrodite said...

Wouldn't Orlando be considered B-list?

firestorm888 said...

@Montana - I'm with u on G. Butler.

ms snarky said...

#1 - Artie Lange!!

ms snarky said...

I don't think Heidi Klum. Padma, maybe. But I think it's someone with less of a name in her own right. I'm thinking.

ardleigh said...

Cillian is married to Yvonne McGiunness. I think Enty would have said he was cheating on his wife. I say Keanu Reeves.

If 2&3 are Heidi & Seal, I pity whoever propositioned her. Seal isn't known to hold his temper well. So #1 would have to be a major idiot.

Poo Rang said...

Ewan McGregor for #4??

Judi said...

I'd say Ewan is A or A-. Orlando's shooting a film, not heroin. He's too new age-y for that. If he does any drugs, it's probably pot. We'd be hard pressed to find any female reporter he'd do instead of Miranda Kerr. Maybe Keanu - but who's he in a relationship with?
Good for Heidi, if this is her.

penny said...

2. Jenny McCarthy
3. Jim Carrey

Quintessential Southerner said...

enty has said that keanu is a-list. due to the matrix franchise and he can open a movie.

Judi said...

True, QS. Mind fart on the list letters. Looked at a list at imdb of top grossing films of all time and am just not seeing anyone who could fit - except maybe John Rhys-Davies. LOL! Moving on.

nunaurbiz said...

At first, I was afraid #4 was Eric Bana, because he's been on the Star Trek promotion tour and he's looking a bit skinny. But he doesn't fit the "been in some of the biggest movies of all time" clue.

Then I thought of Jonathan Rhys Meyers, but he doesn't fit the same clue.

Damn!

Jamie's Girl said...

Seal is certainly not "A Very Talented" Celebrity. Plus he's an idiot.

Sounds like 1 is Alan from 2 1/2 MEN

watcher said...

The $20,000 max payment makes me think that #2 and #3 are not Heidi Klum and Seale. They are successful and wealthy. Why would someone think Heidi would prostitute herself for $20,000. Why would the conversation get beyond the first offer of money?

Maybe #1 is just really stupid to think a few thousand would tempt Heidi.

Or maybe this is a different reality star to whom $20,000 would be a meaningful amount of money.

trogdor said...

Ya man, Klum is preggers as well.

As a guy, I wouldn't dare offer her 20 k. She makes like 6 times that amount per episode! Don't forget she also hosts Germany's top model too.

I would offer Allison Sweeney from Biggest Loser 20 grand.

Also, #4 is Statham. Doing press for Crank 2.

But in the end, I would offer it to myself, accept it and then go home and sleep with myself. And I'd wake up with 20 K!

fairylights said...

#4 fits Orlando except for one thing...what press junket has he been on lately? I can't remember the last movie he was in.

B626 said...

2nd the Statham guess

janele said...

Going out on a limb here:

1: David Spade
2: Kat Von D (not exactly a host, but Enty likes to obscure things)
3: Nikki Sixx (musician, author, photographer, songwriter)

Moxie said...

Heidi Klum wouldn't continue to hang around some idiot propositioning her with increasing amounts of money. I don't think she suffers fools.

Mooshki said...

Statham doesn't do girls either.

ms snarky said...

Nikki Sixx "very talented?" fat chance.

Jaiden said...

I like the Allison Sweeney guess, but who is her hubby? I also like Statham for #4.

dana said...

why was my first thought for #4 Sacha Baron Cohen???

Diana said...

Met Allison Sweeney's hubby before...total gay. Gay, gay, gay!

abigail7881 said...

Alison Sweeneys husband is a cop named dave, not in the entertainment biz. Hey I watch her soap (sometimes) that's how I know that needless info!

J said...

#1 Tracy Morgan
#2 LaLa Vasquez
#3 Carmelo Anthony

http://www.wireimage.com/gallerylisting.asp?navtyp=gls====368148&source=rss&nbc=1

Chelsea said...

What about Nick Lache and Vanessa whatever for #2 and #3. Maybe the "very talented SO" was supposed to throw us off.

DivaJulia said...

#1 Some idiot, trying to be funny, but serious at the same time about this:

#2 Ellen
#3 Portia
#4 Orly

Cheryl said...

How about Charlie Sheen for #1? He'd be sleazy enough to offer Heidi 20k and Seal IS a very talented SO.

I'm thinking Ewan for #4. He is supposed to be sexually adventurous and I wouldn't be surprised if drugs were involved. He used to hang with that whole Jude Law/Sienna Miller crowd.

FluffyElmo said...

Wild guess, Dominic Monaghan for number 4? Born in Berlin, he's in Wolverine (press tour) and was in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

Then again he's also done TV and I can't see anyone cheating on Evangaline Lilly:)

Joanne said...

I like J's guess, especially with the picture link attached.

irish21 said...

what about Caridee English or Tara Connor for the reality TV host? Don't know who they are dating though.

Katie said...

1. Did Kiki wander in here from a pharmaceutical sales convention?

2. Celebrities are really gross.

Discuss.

Mooshki said...

1. "Kiki" is Kirsten Dunst's nickname. I think she stopped by to confirm one of Enty's previous blind items about her.

2. I think "narcissistic" is more accurate if we're talking all celebs. There are definitely a few who fall into the "gross" category, though.

Karmen said...

wtf is up with the viagra and viagra knock-off adds? Enty, can we report abuse with trolls who spam the comment sections?

I'm going with J on the Tracy Morgan, LaLa Vasquez and Carmelo Anthony guess. However, I wouldn't put this past David Spade.

As for #4, I like Fuzzy Elmo's guess. Dominic Monaghan fits perfect. A little too perfect, since he played a junkie on Lost.

Choice said...

#1 = Charlie Sheen. He cracks onto anything on two legs apparently.

#4 = God only knows but he sounds like a creep.

textkitten said...

OMG!!! Thanks Kiki! I was coming to CDaN for some juicy blind items and TOTALLY forgot I needed some Viagra and Oxycontin. What great news!

W.T.F.

kai said...

#4 must be Bernard Hill! Born in England. He was in Titanic and The Lord of the Rings film trilogy.C list, B-list body of work (The Ghost and the Darkness, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Gothika, Valkyrie). Not married but in a relationship.

sue said...

I say #4 is Rusell Crowe. Dead skinny while he is currently promoting his thriller. And everybody knows he cheats like crazy on his wife/gf.