Last night Victoria Beckham celebrated her birthday with dinner at Cecconi's. David wasn't there but she did have some guests besides family. Katie Holmes, Jennifer Lopez, Eva Longoria, and Kate Beckinsale were also there. No husbands, which you probably have already guessed. If Tom Cruise had been invited he would have made sure that lots and lots of photos were released of himself, probably in a three piece suit and probably with his chest puffed out.
Now, let's say you are the waiter at that table of four. Victoria's parents were there and a sister and her boyfriend, but right now, we are just going to pretend it was the four women. Do you think that any of them ordered straight off the menu with no changes and no substitutions? Do you think they all get along? I didn't think Jennifer was in this little diva clique. Do you think she was sent to do some recruiting while David is out of the country, or just to keep an eye on Katie since Tom wasn't invited. I just don't get the feeling that it was a warm and fuzzy kind of night. Plus, didn't
At least some of them share smoking in common. So, they probably all ordered some food, spun it around on their plate for awhile and then Eva and Katie and Kate went to the kitchen to light up. Maybe the other two joined them so they could all bond and pretend like they were enjoying the night. I wonder if Katie, Eva, and Kate smoke the same brand of cigarettes. Who brought the lighter? They probably went back to the table, had a bite of food and declared themselves stuffed and went back to the kitchen for another cigarette before dessert. Dessert consisted of looking at the cake as it was brought out. By then, they were probably loosening their clothes and talking about how good the food was as they went back to the kitchen and had another cigarette before air kissing each other good night. Oh, and if you or any other everyday person you knows tries to smoke inside a building here you will get fined. The laws don't apply to celebrities.
Victoria's birthday is actually tomorrow, if you want to head on over to her place and wish her a happy 35th birthday. I will pass.