Apparently Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox are no longer BFF. Oh, I'm sure it will blow over at some point, but for now David Arquette is probably loving his life. No more whiny Jennifer calling the house every five minutes or showing up unexpectedly to talk about her new movie or fake boyfriend or to steal the house weed.
Courteney Cox is one of the few Friends cast members I can actually stand and I even like her. God that was hard to say. I really loved Dirt, and I'm hoping for good things from her new show. Well, to try and get her show picked up by a network, she obviously wanted the best pilot possible and so asked Jennifer Aniston to be in it. According to The Globe, Jennifer said no. Of course, the Globe probably said that Elvis was still alive later in the issue, so believe what you want.
Because Jennifer said no, Courteney was devastated. Why? It is totally worth not having a show picked up if it gets Jennifer permanently out of your life. I don't recall Jennifer ever appearing in Dirt either. I think Jennifer only wants success for herself. If someone else is trying to succeed and it has a chance, she won't help. If a project is awful or a show, I think she would be happy to do it and will be the first to say, “sorry it didn't work out.” Well, she should have a lot of experience with awfulness.
So Courteney, tell Jennifer to be gone and invite the entire Arquette clan over for a party. Can you imagine what it must be like to get drunk with the Arquette family? Patricia, Rosanna, Alexis and David? That has to be fun. I don't think Jennifer has had that in 20 years.