Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Michelle Rodriguez Has Her Own Brand Of Crazy


I like Michelle Rodriguez. I really do. I have missed her while she was getting sober and completing her debt to society. She was always good for headlines and fun and saying some truly jaw dropping things. Lately though she has been quiet, and almost angelic like which is a complete 180. Now, I'm wondering if with all the success and travel with Fast & Furious and her being thrust back into the spotlight, if she hasn't lost what progress she has made, or if she just wanted to add some drama to her manager's wedding.

According to the NY Post, Michelle was a bridesmaid at her manager's wedding in the Dominican Republic. Michelle, ever the gracious host, started off the first evening of festivities by pushing fully clothed guests into the pool. See? That sounds bad, but people were on vacation and they were drinking and they probably saw it in the movies, so I'm going to give that one a pass.

The next night is when things turned a little ugly. Michelle was not impressed by the quality or, umm size of the male stripper who was performing at the bachelorette party. Apparently, she likes looking at men who are, how can I say this delicately? Large. Her response upon seeing the man naked was, that he was fat and had a small peen.

At one point she got so disgusted with the act, she yelled, "This is the kind of thing that brings out the bisexual in me." Apparently she then left.

These things are definitely Michelle kinds of things. I do think she should have just left quietly if she was offended and not made a scene, but, again that is who Michelle is, and one person who must know that is her manager and the woman he was marrying. When you invite Michelle, you take your chances. I would still invite her to a party.

13 comments:

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I just read this a second ago on Dlisted except MK used a funnier picture of her.

Syd said...

Bisexual? Well, that's news to me. I thought she was a dyke.

BTW, you straight folks can have her.

bluedye33139 said...

She might be on to something, though. I had never seen anything with her in it until she started making the gossip pages for her drugged-out behavior and for her NOT being a lesbian, I repeat, not. Again, she's in the news, and I have to read about her today. She sure has this publicity thing figured out.

canadachick said...

i think partying with her and enty would be a blast......i may or may not survive but it would be worth it LOL

Mooshki said...

Speak for yourself, Syd. I don't know what it is about her, but she's one of the girls I'd definitely go gay for. :)

Syd said...

LOL, Mooshki. Point taken.

Jamie's Girl said...

I like her too as she is very lively and funny! However, she always says what she is thinking!

J said...

Oh yeah, like she needs prodding to want a girl!

I read this too and it was completley tacky...especially at someone's(who is close to you) wedding...

Enty you left out the part where she changed from her bridesmaid gown into tee and jeans...real classy...guess that made for interesting wedding pics

Ernestine said...

I kinda like this chick! :-)

City Councilman Doug said...

I totally like this chic. I would kill to pub crawl with her. Kill or be killed, that is for certain.

PollyPureBred said...

I like her too - It would be fun to hire a service to cart us around to bars while we get drunk of our asses. Then we would have a cat fight and you know it - make out!
Seriously!
In other words - I would defect to her team for a wild night. She's hot.

Jerry said...

from Syd...Bisexual? Well, that's news to me. I thought she was a dyke.I thought so too which means she goes for guys with big guts and small weenies. There's hope for some of us yet.

jas said...

That's not at all an accurate retelling of the incident, (as reported by the NY Post anyway). She wasn't mad because the stripper was fat or had a little dick, She only brought that up to insult him because of what he did. From the article,

"The next night, she broke up the bachelorette party yelling that the stripper was "fat and had a small [bleep]."

Rodriguez was ticked off when the dancer asked for a volunteer at the beginning of his routine and then made the willing babe kneel down. "That's bull[bleep]," the sexy star yelled. "He should be kneeling for her; this is a bachelorette party."

As the stripper began gyrating and pushing his crotch into the bride-to-be's face, Rodriguez yelled, "This is the kind of thing that brings out the bisexual in me." She left in a huff."

Even as a guy, I totally agree with her. I've always wondered why when a female stripper performs for a male, she will focus on him sexually/sensually as the recipient but when a male stripper performs for a female, he expects her to focus on him as the recipient as well. Isn't Michelle right? Shouldn't the male stripper be focusing on the female as the recipient? Or do all male strippers feel that all female spectators fantasize about servicing him?

Anyway she's really beautiful, talented, and speaks her mind. Who wouldn't want to pub crawl with her..