Friday, April 03, 2009

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which wholesome TV host shocked partygoers when he pulled out a baggie of Colombia’s finest?

46 comments:

Mooshki said...

Seacrest. Just because he is the Affleck of TV hosts.

SFG said...

Tom Bergeron? He's the only one I can think of as wholesome who's show isn't scummy in SOME way.

c said...

Tom Bergeron?

Quintessential Southerner said...

how many coke blind items are these folks gonna do? gee whiz already...

DNfromMN said...

Conan O'Brien? God I'd hate to see him all wired on cocaine.

Sylvia said...

lol@affleck comment

Pookie said...

jeff probst?

lutefisk said...

Jay Leno?

dana said...

what about drew carey on price is right?

Rocket Queen said...

Howie Mandel?

J said...

Dr. Phil?

Al Roker?

Gayla said...

Matt Lauer was my first thought. Problem is that there are actually several 'wholesome' tv hosts. Anyone who hosts a morning show or harmless game show would qualify really.

As many jobs as Ryan Seacrest has he probably is the one who needs it the most.

Liz said...

Jimmy Fallon?

Babs said...

I'll take "Who would you most like to burn a fattie with?" for $100, Alex.

AnnMarie said...

Yeah, this is too vague to guess at. I wish everyone gave clues like Ted C, though the language sometimes...Oy.

Anonymous said...

Regis. Gotta be Regis.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Oh, please God, let this be Dr. Phil *LOL*.

pricolatino said...

Martha Stewart. A light dusting on top of your freshly baked madeleines... it's a good thing.

J said...

Ellen

Anonymous said...

Howie Mandel used to do sooooo much coke in the 80's. He used to get it from a guy in San Diego "Bro", who lived in the "pink palace". It's no wonder he has heart problems now.

Anonymous said...

Any thoughts on Mario Lopez?

Green Wave Gal said...

Kelly Ripa?

Jeff said...

Art Linkletter

jax said...

Dear Baby Jesus,

Please let this be Billy Bush.

Jax

Anonymous said...

Kelly Ripa is the first person who came to mind...

ihpguy said...

Art Linkletter.....wha?


How about one of the semi-living like Regis Philbin?

Let's go for broke with Joey Bishop, Mr Hung Jury "Member" Johnny Carson, or perhaps Tom Snyder. Even better, Ed Sullivan and a really big toke, oops shooo!!!

Hey Enty, about some juicy gossip about Hollywood's HUNG JURY. You be Miss Rona to my Joyce Haber?

Anonymous said...

Mario Lopez is the first name that came into my mind.

Jeff said...

Dude, Art Linkletter's alive. He's in his late 90s. It was a joke. Sorry you missed it.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Mr. Rogers

(Yes, I know he's dead, dammit!)

(Also, I can't begin to imagine Regis on coke. He's crazy enough already...)

Sis said...

i know I know it's ..........
Donny Osmond!!!! Well, he did host Miss America.....

Anonymous said...

I like the Mario Lopez guess.

warmislandsun said...

The Kelly Ripa guess is my guess.

Anonymous said...

It can't be Ellen or Kelly: "he pulled out a baggie"

ihpguy said...

I thought he kicked. Gossipmongers write the dumbest things.

J said...

It can't be Ellen or Kelly: "he pulled out a baggie"
**********************************

Ummmmm, why can't it be Ellen?

LOL

audieh_1 said...

I like Jax's guess.

ms snarky said...

Damn it, it better not be Bergeron. He's my older guy crush.

ms snarky said...

I'm going with Alex Trebek for the win.

Oh, wait, wrong game show lingo.

ms snarky said...

wait. just a thought.....

Mark Wahlberg. Antiques Road Show.

You can't convict a guy for hosting Temptation Island, can you?

ms snarky said...

Looking over the comments, cause I'm in working on a Friday night (ok, not working so much this very second), I am so with the Al Roker guess. I just really want it to be him. How great would that be??? Al Roker on a coke-fueled bender. Classic.

Mooshki said...

And people wonder why I love you so much, Jax.

B626 said...

i like the drew carey guess cuz he's got that chubby no coke look

Ms.Leigh said...

please let this be tom bergeron! you just know that guy knows how to party

whole_lotto _luv said...

I'm with everyone who said Regis Philbin. I mean seriously, if I was there and it was Regis, I'd shit myself. No one else that's been mentioned would shock me.

shakey said...

Is Billy Bush really wholesome? He's a lecherous drunk, isn't he?

Matt Lauer? Might shock middle America, maybe not so much us.

DivineJoy said...

Carson Daly