Monday, April 06, 2009

One Crazy Airplane Ride


How would you like to fall asleep next to your boyfriend on an airplane and wake up watching him have sex with another woman? Don't think it could ever happen? It did this weekend. Here is what happened. Sarah, who is a model and Daniel are boyfriend and girlfriend. Prior to their flight from Bangalore to London they enjoyed a few adult beverages at the airport. OK, they enjoyed more than a few. Then, when they got on board, they had a few more adult beverages. The next thing you know Sarah had passed out.

She was awakened when a flight attendant was called over to her seats. The reason the flight attendant came over was the flight attendant had been alerted by other passengers that Daniel was engaging in a sex act with Clare who is the granddaughter of a Baron or something. When Sarah woke up and saw what was happening she started screaming and was screaming for quite some time before she could be calmed down.

All of the trio were arrested when they reached London. Sarah was arrested for being drunk on an aircraft and the other two were arrested for gross indecency. So, the picture above is of Daniel and Sarah. What do you think? Would you do something indecent with him while his girlfriend was sleeping one off two feet away? The only thing I wish more than anything was that the guy who wrote the Virgin Airlines complaint letter had been sitting next to them. "Dear Richard, while I was eating what you pass off as food, I did notice your in flight entertainment has improved remarkably."

27 comments:

Little Red Leo said...

Oh wow, what a shitty asshole

Goodgrief said...

Add another member to the mile high club!!

Rising Sun said...

Funniest story of the day!

Mooshki said...

Damn it, Enty, that last sentence just made me snort pop out of my nose!

lutefisk said...

Usually when I sit next to someone on a plane I just try to get enough space on the armrest.

sassafrass said...

ew. I bet he woke up with a bad case of the regrets and shamey's. That would make me go sober for about a year, move to a place nobody knows me, donate time to needy children...

figgy said...
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figgy said...

See, now, this is a case where I really need some more details. I.e., I'd like to know exACTly what was going on that was so scream-worthy.

My guess is that she was performing oral sex on him. Now, in my cynical opinion, that's only worth a gasp/eek. I'd reserve the full-blown (no pun intended) SCREAM for seeing the woman in question bouncing up and down on my boyfriend's pole and using my head to balance.

J said...

What a cad!

Question: Was the restroom occupied? WTF?

Sporky said...

He looks like a douchebag.

If you want to read funny/horrifying stories about air travel try this:

http://www.flightsfromhell.com/

NYC2008 said...

"Dear Richard, while I was eating what you pass off as food, I did notice your in flight entertainment has improved remarkably."

HAHAHA

Marisa said...

Yuck. People are crazy. Once at a DMB concert a young white trash couple was engaging in multiple sex acts (mutual stimulation mostly) right in front of everyone. Towards the end we were all ducking for cover, if you know what I mean. Sick.

DNfromMN said...

Marisa - ew ew ew.

And while the dude is kinda cute in a brokedown Javier Bardem sorta way, sex in a confined but public space with the girlfriend next to him really suggests he was in it for the excitation and risk more than anything else.

He needs to go have his lunch at the doucheteria. (ok that was lame, but I'm workin' on 4 hrs sleep here)

Middle-aged Diva said...

Figgy made my day. That was the funniest reader comment ever.

Mooshki said...

Marisa, I can see why the flying fluids would be bad, but I found that the pair who went from complete strangers to having sex on the floor in the row behind me vastly improved a David Bowie concert I attended.

IndigoBlue said...

I always wonder when I read stories akin to this, exactly how that conversation started in which one person inevitably has to suggest to the other person that they get busy in some fashion, on a flight, with the girlfriend in the next seat....

Christine said...

He looks like Javier Bardem/Jeffrey Dean Morgan but with a LOT of unfortunate bang.

Heh - bang.

Sure he's an ass, but what about Sarah? Also, it's pretty embarassing when your best hootchie kootchie is called "gross," no?

Also, what was the sex act?

kimmypie1 said...

I agree with Indigoblue, how does something like that even get started?

Also want to point out that they took off from BANGalore. teehee

nancer said...

that would be BANG GALORE.

Sylvia said...

lol@Bang

I wonder if the girl broke up with the shithead.

selenakyle said...

Ha ha HAAAA, "Dear Richard..."

Too funny.

Charlene said...

"Dear Richard" LOL

But that guy needs to have his picture taken alone for the 2010 Douchetard calendar.

Bad Fish said...

lol you guys think that's bad, don't ever go see a showing the weekly amateur productions of Rocky Horror Picture Show in Capitol Hill (Seattle). Unless you're a voyeur of course. In fact. ONLY go if you're a voyeur...or an exhibitionist. LOL.

Pookie said...

omg! lol @ "dear richard..."!!! love it!

and thank you Sporky for the link! *off to read*

nunaurbiz said...

Ugh! He looks too Scott Baio for my taste!!!! :-p

bionic bunny! said...

wonder what the inflight movie was?

ardleigh said...

I wonder how the conversation went with the boyfriend and the skank.
"Who's that in the seat next to you? I saw you come in with her.

Bf" Oh, her that's my girlfriend. Don't give her a thought she's out cold."

It does give a whole new slant to inflight entertainment.