Thursday, April 09, 2009

Someone Is On Crack - Brittany Murphy Got A Job


I didn't think Brittany Murphy would actually get a real job in acting again. When you get fired off a cartoon you know that you have really ticked people off in the industry. This does pose other problems as well. Brittany managed to snag a role in a popcorn flick and didn't have to resort to acting in indies or anything like that. Now, Dina Lohan's daughter is going to think she can get the same kind of movie and so won't ever get her life together. The unfortunate movie which will have Brittany Murphy's services is The Expendables which stars Sylvester Stallone who also wrote the screenplay and is directing it. Also in the movie are Jet Li, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren and Mickey Rourke. Brittany plays the girlfriend of Mickey Rourke and also has to sing.

I think the reason Brittany wanted this role so much is because it is being filmed in South America. She probably thinks she can get what she needs cheaper there and cut out the middleman.

40 comments:

Pookie said...

i remember a few yrs back when paul oakenfold mixed her into some tracks...she's really pretty good vocally. i'd see the film for that alone.

don't know who she pissed off enough to get fired...also didn't know she was a permanent resident of doucheachusetts...why the hate for her enty?

lyz said...

She was cute until she married that criminal. What happened to her face??? He dragged her down fast.

Kate said...

Anyone remember the blind item about the actress who used a crack pipe someone found on the street? Or something along those lines? We were convinced it was Brittany Murphy.

Thanks for the reveal, Enty m'love!

Rocket Queen said...

Yeah, her drug problem is supposed to be epic now. I wonder if Mickey Rourke helped her land this gig? He played her bf/protector in Sin City, too..

DNfromMN said...

I think Brittany Murphy is about as high class as you would expect MickeyRourke to land.

Kate said...

Found it!

#2 - Our B list film actress who happens to be married to a real winner was on a recent modeling shoot. Our actress loves crack and had arranged to meet a friend of a friend while she was in this city not her own who was going to supply her with everything she needed. He did show up, and she bought enough rocks to get her through the day. Unfortunately she didn't have a crack pipe because she didn't want to carry it on the plane. Her dealer didn't have one either. To say she was upset was an understatement. She sent her dealer and her assistant out to get one. They came back a short while later with one they had got from a homeless person for $100. Our actress didn't even bother to say thanks. Just spent the next hour in kind of a haze, the photo shoot be damned.

classalpha said...

... more "PROOF" that She's a WH0RE-ible *DRUGGIE* "is" that Her *'SPUN'-out MEF/KOKE/KRACK 'JUNKIE' "buddy" aka M.Rourke* rec"Em"ended Her to that 'OTHER' HAS-BEEN "actor/director" Stallone... which "was" the ONLY *reason* She "got" "Em"to *this 'OTHER' "Em"xpendible flick*. Britt can only "be" in *flicks* with 'OTHER' DRUGGIES now. NO ONE IN Hollyweird will "hire" Her 'OTHER'wise - too much "Em"surance *liability* for normal/mainstream producers/directors and FEAR by 'OTHER' actors/actresses of "touching" Her 'HEP-py Feet' and "catching" *something*.



... 'Nuff SAID.

Mooshki said...

SCORE!!! It's not a true BM post without some crazy CA!

Rocket Queen said...

Dunno - think Mickey Rourke is doing alright these days. At least Ted C. seems to think so. Doesn't mean he wouldn't have serious empathy for someone in her situation.

bluedye33139 said...

Brittany and Mickey were also in the meth movie, Spun, in 2002. She played a meth whore, he played a meth dealer -- both had to pull out all of their acting skills in order to pull of the roles.

J said...

What's with all the "Em" references?

That you, Slim Shady?

bionic bunny! said...

i dunno, moosh, those just make me dizzy.

i miss jax!

Cheryl said...

I love Jet Li and Jason Statham so I'm there.

Sylvia said...

It's a shame she has gone down this road.

Mooshki said...

"i dunno, moosh, those just make me dizzy."

You aren't supposed to read them, you're just supposed to point and laugh.

"i miss jax!"

Amen, sister. Damn her work!

J said...

WTH happened to her face?

Another one with Howard the Duck lips

yuck

ihpguy said...

Can't they take the Restylane out of her lips or are they permanently disfigured?

classalpha said...

... GET OVER *IT* ...*you cubicle-dwelling/Moosh-headed SHEEP*. I've been RELAYING the SAME WH0RE-ible "Em"fo re: Britt's *drug use/abuse* and also REPORTING ON Her WRETCHED acting "career's" *direction* since before She was "Em"mittedly ""Em"volved with" *that cRapper aka M-N-ANUS*. So WHAT I've BEEN 'TELL'ing EVERYONE NEARLY TEN YEARS on the Net now HAS-BEEN CLEARLY "seen" and PUBLICLY "noted"...


I WAS THE FIRST to Honor and Celebrate Brittany and Her (once-thriving) "career(s)" on the Internet... and NOW I Am Her 'DEAD' "career(s)" Gr"Em" REAPER. Likely with Her NOW "epic" *drug use*... Britt will soon be actually "seeing" *the Grim Reaper* then She'll "join" those 'OTHER' PATHETICALLY now 'DEAD' *drug-abuse casualties* like *A.N.Smith/River Phoenix/B.Renfro/Heath Ledger/...*etc*...



... then 'DON'T SAY' I "didn't" 'TELL' *you* "so"...









... 'NUFF SAID.

Sexecution said...

Looks like the crack community is representing today!

It's a shame, she's really one of the true talents in a town that goes for average more often than not. I don't know if it's the husband, the friends, but I hope she gets help and can revive her career, she's a brilliant actor.

Ernestine said...

For the uninitiated: Classalpha is a portly, fortysomething, Californian who loves Sister Christian, works in a music shop, and fancies himself a real artist. Oh, and he has a MEGA-ALARMING Brittany Murphy obsession. GOD, he's weird.

But at least he hasn't ever copped to hanging a cat, letting it die in the woods, and then shooting it! So don't worry, Classalpha! We all think you're an obnoxious troll, but at least you're not THAT much of an A-hole.

My original point: Brittany Murphy hasn't been useful since Clueless.

And Mooshki, I was actually somewhat psyched to see him, too. I love weirdos when they're drifting somewhere in cyberspace and I don't have to deal with them in real life!

J said...

I guess there is an all around seroquel shortage...

Ann said...

She was on Craig Ferguson recently and I stayed up just to see what she looked like now. Well, her hair was in her face for the entire segment and quite often she would lapse into an english accent. Craig asked her where she was from (NJ) but never called her on her affectation. It was really sad seeing her trying to be someone else.

bionic bunny! said...

ernestine, when you're right, you're right!

Mooshki said...

"you cubicle-dwelling/Moosh-headed SHEEP*."

Oh my god, that made my day.

selenakyle said...

AAAAHHHHH! My eyes, my eyes!

Thank you, Jah, that I only smoke the weed.

selenakyle said...

Hee hee, Mooshki!
Yer crackin' me up tonite.

B626 said...

Yes, Brit's chemical problems don't bother me as much as her plastic surgery eff ups. She really was memorable singing in Happy Feet and I know she was once SERIOUSLY considered for the lead role in the Janis Joplin biopic.
Another sad Hollywood story.

rourke13 said...

She was really weird on Bonnie Hunt the other morning. Her weave was nasty & greasy. You could tell that Bonnie was uncomfortable with the interview. BM had some bug eyes going on as well. Too sad!!!

GladysKravitz said...

Moosh-headed sheep! LOL! That must be because you're one of the rabid effin mouth breathers.

Wil said...

Damn ... WTF was all that about up yonder!?!?! [Coo - Coo .. Coo - Coo!]

I was just watching Brittany in "The Dead Girl" ... shame she has apparently turned into a parody of that sad tragic character. But .. statistically .. you gotta figure Hollywood will kill it's share of people. There is only so long you can live in that bubble of self-absorbed bullshit before it warps you to the point of no return. Of course - being married to a scumbag is also not doing her the slightest bit of good.

Prisstina said...

She's totally messed up her face. Sad.

classalpha said...

^..."Sister Christian"? ... *dumba$$ RACIST/REDNECK "Em"nestine TROLL* watches 'Boogie Nights" WAAAAY too "often"...


... and YA ... I'm in SoCali... a place which is "Em"finitely BETTER than being in some PO-DUMB-nk/RACIST/REDNECK/TOOF-less/"Em"CEST-ridden/NIGGAH-HANGIN'/BACK-A$$WARDS Southern "State" like KUNT-ucky or ALA-BOO-MA... LMAO!!


... AND FYI... *you DUMBA$$MORONIC/cubicle-dwelling SHEEP*... I'm @ 6"1 /THIN (not "portly) AND 100% *DRUG*FREE ... oh ya... I'm STILL NOT CAUCAUSIAN EITHER... *you PATHETIC/BLEATING DUMBSH!T(S)*... SO GET OVER *IT*...

... BTW ... EVER BOTHERED TO READ THE "Em"FORMATION I "give" *you re'TARDS*? And YA... Britt's now a *DRUGGED-up* WH0RE 'JUST' "like" Her WH0RE-ible "character" in *that WH0RE-iffic 'DEAD' flick*. Soon She'll BE 'DEAD' HerSelf from an *OD* and/or too much *WH0RE-DUMB*. SO Get Over *it*.





... 'NUFF Said.

Ernestine said...

LOL forever and ever and ever!

I love you, Classalpha. I really, really do. At first I thought you were just a crazy douche -- and you are -- but at least you're innocuous.

*mwah!*

Ernestine said...

P.S. Oh, and myspace yields all kinds of interesting info.

And yes, you're fat. I've seen pictures.

City Councilman Doug said...

it kinda helps if you read that mess like your eyes are taking a few steps back, reading about only every third or fourth word.

but yeah, i want some of what you've got classalpha

epic lulz, without the hangover

classalpha said...

... LMAO @ *the LYING/RACIST "Em"NESTINE TROLL*!!! ... "fat"!!! Ya...
@ 6'1" and @ 180 lbs is "fat" and "portly"! WHAT A *LYING F*CKING
BULLSH!TTER!! And except for one OLD ('97) and VERY out of "focus"
PICTURE on my MYSPACE PAGE... (go to myspaceDOTcom SLASH "classalpha")
there are NO pictures of me ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE NET!!!!! SHOW US A
LINK to ANY 'OTHER's !!!! OH YA... *you* CAN'T BECAUSE *you HAVEN'T
EVER SEEN ME (or ANY "pictures" for THAT *matter*) and are 'JUST' *A
RACIST/REDNECK/re'TARDed/DELUSIONAL/PATHOLOGICALLY LYING TROLL*!! ...
still LMFAO!!!

... oh YA... Brittany Ann Murphy Bertolotti is an'OTHER'
PATHOLOGICALLY LYING/DELUSIONAL *Southerner* 'JUST' like
*RACIST/REDNECK/"Em"NESTINE re'TARD is*... and BOTH *are* COMPLETELY
*pathetic*... and likely BOTH *DRUGGED* UP "too".



... OH YA... and GET OVER *IT*... *RACIST/REDNECK/DUMBA$$ TROLL
"Em"NESTINE*... I PWNED *your PATHETIC/DELUSIONAL DUMBA$$*.

Ernestine said...

RACIST/REDNECK/DUMBA$$ TROLL
"Em"NESTINE*... I PWNED *your PATHETIC/DELUSIONAL DUMBA$$*.

:-D

If you say so, Fatty McFattertonfatfat!

classalpha said...

... HA HA HA HA... LMAO... *etc*... I WON!!!! ... "Em"NESTINE TROLL* HAS-BEEN PWNED by ME!!!!! :D





... *redneck/RACIST TROLL* 'JUST CAN'T "handle" the FACT that I PROVED THAT I "look" 'JUST' as SAID I "do"!!!...*insert laughing-my-SLENDER a$$-hysterically smiley here*...


... *"Em"NESTINE = THE FAT/RACIST/REDNECK/re'TARDed/DUMBA$$ TROLL*.







... 'NUFF SAID... and PWNED!!!

Rocket Queen said...

"PWNED"? - ha, you wish. Crazies don't pwn others, others just refuse to indulge them further.
And FYI, you forgot to write "NUFF SAID!" after one of your posts. tsk tsk.
Go take your "art" elsewhere. You're creepy.

classalpha said...

... ah S.T.F.U... *you TOTALLY POINT-less LOSER/DRAG "queen" TROLL*. I have PWNED *that 'OTHER' PATHETIC TROLL aka the redneck/RACIST/PATHOLOGICALLY LYING/DELUSIONAL/"Em"BECILIC "Em"NESTINE* by PROVING my POINT. I WON... CUT and DRIED! So GET OVER IT.



... and I'll "say" 'NUFF SAID when I WANT... *you DUMBA$$ DRAG "queen*.




... oh Ya... 'NUFF SAID.